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1->'''Bowser''': Oh? Oh, you see that? You see how I was able to JUMP on TOP of the bullet? You ever think bullets are supposed to be four feet tall and go ten miles an hour?!\
2'''Jerry''': Huh?\
3'''Bowser''': Why are you building guns that shoot giant, slow bullets?!
4-->--"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTvx61Pgew8 Bowser Wants a Gun]]", ''WebAnimation/DorklyOriginals''
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6->''Seriously, I walk faster than this.''
7-->--'''Skooch''' on [[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends Fizz]]'s ultimate ability, ''Can We Talk About This: Fizz''
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9->'''Ignignokt:''' (to Carl) Maybe you should take it up with Mr. Laser. \
10'''Err:''' Yeah! Mr. Laser! \
11''(Ignignokt fires his RayGun producing an EXTREMELY slow square projectile)'' \
12'''Ignignokt:''' Here it comes. \
13'''Err:''' Here it comes! \
14'''Ignignokt:''' You will be destroyed. \
15'''Err:''' You're going down! \
16'''Ignignokt:''' The explosion will be of extraordinary magnitude. \
17''(Three seconds pass as the bullet moves another few inches)'' \
18'''Ignignokt:''' Just hang on. \
19'''Err:''' It takes a while!

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