| 1 | ->'''Cop:''' You know why I pulled you over?\ |
| 2 | '''Fletcher:''' Depends on how long you were following me!\ |
| 3 | '''Cop:''' Why don't we just take it from the top?\ |
| 4 | '''Fletcher:''' ''[sighs]'' [[LongList Here goes]]: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and ''speeding''!\ |
| 5 | ''[{{beat}}]''\ |
| 6 | '''Cop''': Is that all?\ |
| 7 | '''Fletcher:''' ''[pained]'' No... ''[Glances at the glove compartment, but the officer doesn't understand]'' I have unpaid parking tickets. ''[Opens the glove box and a huge number of parking tickets come spilling out]'' Be gentle.\ |
| 8 | \ |
| 9 | '''Guy in the Washroom:''' What the hell are you doing?\ |
| 10 | '''Fletcher:''' I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?!\ |
| 11 | \ |
| 12 | '''Secretary:''' Boss, it's Skull. He knocked over another ATM, this time at knife-point. He needs your ''legal'' advice.\ |
| 13 | '''Fletcher:''' ''[calmly takes the phone]'' '''''[[LargeHam STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!]]''''' ''[calmly returns the phone]''\ |
| 14 | \ |
| 15 | '''Miranda:''' [[PostSex Mmmmmmm]]... that was incredible. Was it good for you?\ |
| 16 | '''Fletcher:''' [[InstantTurnoff I've had better]]. |
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