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2 | ->''"Lois and Tess decide that the best way to take Lionel down isn’t through a fight that would require expensive special effects or anything remotely interesting, but by examining his paperwork!\ |
3 | '''''THRILL''''' as Lois Lane calls the county records office!\ |
4 | '''''CHILL''''' as Tess Mercer waits for a Freedom of Information Act request to come through!\ |
5 | '''''You Will Believe''''' a man can make an error on his 1099!"'' |
6 | -->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-16-scion/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Scion") |
7 | |
8 | ->''"Creator/OJSimpson was found guilty Friday on charges of armed robbery, assault, and kidnapping -- but really murder."'' |
9 | -->--'''Creator/SethMeyers''' on ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' |
10 | |
11 | ->'''Sawtooth''': They must have committed some crime! They disassembled a robot!\ |
12 | '''Florence''': Nickel has no owner. He was past his scrap date. Technically, no crime.\ |
13 | '''Sawtooth''': Using false transponders.\ |
14 | '''Florence''': Impersonating a truck is not a crime.\ |
15 | '''Sawtooth''': Income tax evasion!\ |
16 | '''Florence''': Only if they're taking money for what they're doing.\ |
17 | '''Sawtooth''': Maybe they missed picking up some parts. We could get them for littering.\ |
18 | '''Florence''': You're reaching. |
19 | -->--''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1400/fc01312.htm]] |
20 | |
21 | -> '''[[BigBad Reno Jim Yurian]]:''' I've done what you've asked, and [[TheStoolPigeon I've said what you wanted me to say.]] Now am I free to go? |
22 | -> '''Marshal Larsen:''' Nope. For starters, [[TakingOverTheTown what you did to this town alone]] is enough to get you an appointment with the gallows. Then there's [[SacrificialLamb Sven Olsen]]. Oh, I knew him all right. A fine man. Horse thievin' and cattle rustling are both hanging offenses, so's murder of express agents and shotgun guards. No, Reno, it looks like you'll swing, for certain sure. |
23 | -> '''Reno Jim Yurian:''' But you promised [me amnesty]. |
24 | -> '''Smoke Jensen:''' Yes, I did. That only applies to what you did to me and [[SacrificialLion my men.]] I don't speak for Muddy Gap, or for the territorial attorney. |
25 | -->-- ''Ordeal of the Mountain Man'' |
26 | |
27 | ->'''FBI Agent:''' Capone, we know you're supplying Chicago with alcohol and you've been involved in countless murders.\ |
28 | '''Al Capone:''' Whoooah, look at you with the crazy talk. I ain't done none of that stuff.\ |
29 | '''FBI Agent:''' But, you're rich, right?\ |
30 | '''Capone:''' You're damn right I am!\ |
31 | '''FBI Agent:''' So where'd all the money come from, Capone?\ |
32 | '''Capone:''' ''(Moves closer)'' Alright, I'll let you in on a little secret, but you gotta promise not to tell anyone, ok? I ''(lifts hat to reveal stack of money)'' don't pay my taxes.\ |
33 | ''(FBI agents cock gun and put handcuffs on him)''\ |
34 | '''Capone:''' WHOOOOAAAAH- |
35 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/{{Oversimplified}}: Prohibition'' |
36 | |
37 | ->'''Barba:''' There was no movie, there was never any intention to ''make'' a movie, your client traveled to Canada with the primary purpose of having sex with someone under the age of 18. A federal crime. \ |
38 | '''Brubeck:''' What's he talking about? \ |
39 | '''Barba:''' [[SexTourism Sexual Tourism]]. Section 24, 23c of Title 18: engaging in illicit sexual conduct in foreign places. Punishable by up to ''30 years'' in prison. \ |
40 | '''Defense Attorney:''' You can't be serious. That law's intention is to stop pedophiles from flying to Thailand to have sex with 12-year-olds! \ |
41 | '''Benson:''' Your client ''is'' a pedophile, ''and'' a rapist, ''and'' a murderer. [to Brubeck] And if this is the only way we can get you? Then ''this'' is the way that ''you're going down''! |
42 | -->-- ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'', "[[Recap/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnitS16E3ProducersBackend Producer's Backend]]" |
43 | |
44 | -> "''Your [[spoiler:"fuel of the future" just barbecued the world's most famous painting]], you dumbass. Congratulations on the public launch of Klear, and the end of [[spoiler:Miles Bron]]. You're ruined. And you did get your wish. To forever be remembered in the same breath… as the Mona Lisa."'' |
45 | -->--[[spoiler:'''Helen Brand''']], ''Film/GlassOnion'' |
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