Line #10 Quotes/JamesBond


1	->''[[TheNameIsBondJamesBond My name is James Bond]] [[FunctionalAddict and I love to get plastered]]\
2	[[GirlOfTheWeek I bang heaps of bitches]] [[TheCasanova 'cause I'm a smooth bastard]]\
3	[[BlatantLies I tell them I love them]], [[ReallyGetsAround then I fuck off back to London]]\
4	[[{{Jetpack}} On my jetpack!]] [[StrictlyFormula That's how I roll.]]\
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6	[[WhereDoesHeGetAllThoseWonderfulToys I need heaps of gadgets]] 'cause I carry a shit gun\
7	[[OneManArmy After killing my enemies]] [[BondOneLiner I like to make shit puns]]\
8	[[NoodleIncident Like the time I asked a guy who was crushed by a milk truck]]\
9	[[{{Pun}} "Got milk?" as he died.]]''
10	-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSjkDZ2Vj24 His Name is James Bond]]'' ('''NSFW''')
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12	->''"I might as well ask you if all those vodka martinis ever silence the screams of all the men you've killed... or if you find forgiveness in the arms of [[GirlOfTheWeek all those willing women]] [[DisposableLoveInterest for all]] [[CartwrightCurse the dead ones you failed to protect.]]"''
13	-->-- '''Alec Trevelyan''', ''Film/GoldenEye''
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15	-> '''Bond:''' Vodka martini.
16	-> '''Bartender:''' Shaken or stirred?
17	-> '''Bond:''' Do I look like I give a damn?
18	-->-- ''Film/CasinoRoyale2006''
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20	->''"Some men are coming to kill us. [[AssassinOutclassin We're gonna kill them first.]]"''
21	-->-- '''Bond''', ''Film/{{Skyfall}}''
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23	->'''Andrew:''' We're real supervillains now, like... [[Film/DrNo Doctor No]]!
24	->'''Warren:''' Yes, back when Bond was [[Creator/SeanConnery Connery]] and movies were decent!
25	->'''Jonathan:''' Who even remembers Connery? Creator/RogerMoore was smooth.
26	->'''Warren:''' You're insane. You're short, and you're insane.
27	->'''Andrew:''' I like Creator/TimothyDalton. (DopeSlap) Hey!
28	-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
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30	->'''Bond:''' In my business you prepare for the unexpected.
31	->'''Franz Sanchez:''' And what business is that?
32	->'''Bond:''' I help people with problems.
33	->'''Sanchez:''' Problem solver.
34	->'''Bond:''' More of a problem eliminator.
35	-->-- ''Film/LicenceToKill'', paraphrased from Creator/IanFleming's ''Literature/TheManWithTheGoldenGun''
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37	->''"You are professional. You do not kill without reason."''
38	-->-- '''General Leonid Pushkin''', ''Film/TheLivingDaylights''
39
40	->''"Hey, limey. What's your name?"''\
41	''"Bond. James Bond."''\
42	''"That's a pretty chump name.''"
43	-->-- Creator/IanFleming's ''Literature/TheSpyWhoLovedMe''
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45	->...long ago summer evenings at home in England. Home? This was his home, this cocoon of danger he had chosen to live in. And here he would be buried 'in some corner of a foreign blast furnace that is forever two thousand degrees Centigrade'. God rest ye merry gentlemen of the Secret Service! What should he give himself as an epitaph? What should be his 'famous last words'? That you have no choice about your birth, but you can choose the way you die? Yes, it would look well on a tombstone -- not ''Savoir vivre'' but ''Savoir mourir''.\
46	[At prompting from the villain to talk and so receive a quick death, James Bond attempts to talk his way out again but Goldfinger, apparently, won't have his bargain, so...]\
47	It was time to start winding up the mainspring of will-power that must not run down again until he was dead. Bond said politely, 'Then you can go and —— yourself.'
48	--> -- ''Literature/{{Goldfinger}}'' [[labelnote:*]]'Even I am not capable of that, Mr Bond,' said Goldfinger with good humour. 'And now, since you have chosen the stony path instead of the smooth, I must extract what interest I can from your predicament by making the path as stony as possible. Oddjob, [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown grade two]].'[[/labelnote]]
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50	->''"[[FullCircleRevolution Governments change, the lies stay the same.]]"''
51	-->-- '''Bond''', ''Film/GoldenEye''
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53	->'''[[Creator/JudiDench M]]:''' Tell me what you know of James Bond.\
54	'''[[Creator/RosamundPike Miranda Frost]]:''' He's a Double-O, and a wild one, as I discovered today. He'll light the fuse on any explosive situation and be a danger to himself and others. Kill first, ask questions later. I think he's a blunt instrument whose primary method is to provoke and confront. A man nobody can get close to. A womanizer.
55	-->-- ''Film/DieAnotherDay''

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