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1->''"I'd never been to an audition before. It was upsetting... a grotesque carnival of human misery."''
2-->-- '''Jack Donaghy''', ''Series/ThirtyRock''
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4->American Idol ''is a lot like spandex. By showcasing marginally talented singers alongside total train wrecks, it makes the average ass look great and the horrible ass look even more horrible than it already is.''
5-->--''[[http://www.cracked.com/article/170_5-people-who-failed-their-way-to-fame-fortune/#ixzz1wZfYpXuB Cracked]]''
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7->''"You can't sing, you can't dance, so what do you want me to say?"''
8-->-- '''Simon Cowell''' to William Hung following his audition singing Music/RickyMartin's "She Bangs," ''Series/AmericanIdol''
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