1 | -> Who says healers can't heal themselves? They simply pop some pills before continuing to help others. |
2 | -->-- Description of the 'Healer's Path - Self-Treating' Collectible in the roguelike mode of ''VideoGame/{{Arknights}}'' |
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4 | -> Congratulations on finding this fortuitously placed Medkit! We here at "Heal-U-Kwik" Industries have a simple philosophy: Manufacture the finest Medkits money can buy and then scatter them around dangerous areas of war-torn cities to be found and used by injured adventurers at no actual cost to themselves! |
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6 | -> Instructions for use: Simply touch, pick up, or walk over Medkit. Doing so will heal most types of injuries, including bullet wounds, zombie slashes, antlion gouges, grenade shrapnel, and even self-inflicted damage caused by careless falls off ledges and catwalks (Note: falls from large bridges can be fatal!) Our patented technology will even remove pesky bloodstains from your clothing and body... instantly! |
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8 | -> Talk to your doctor before using Medkit. Side-effects may include blurred vision and inflated sense of invulnerability. This Medkit is also Eco-Friendly and will completely and instantly biodegrade upon use. |
9 | -->-- ''The fine print on a Medkit in Webcomic/{{Concerned}}'' |
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11 | ->''Video game healing is never going to be realistic. There is no way to instantly recover from a broken limb or a ruptured spleen. The challenge is to find an alternative to the cop out medkit filled with magical healing fairy dust.'' |
12 | --> --'''Ben [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation "Yahtzee"]] Croshaw''' discussing healing showers on VideoGame/TwelveThirteen's commentary track |
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14 | ->First aid kits can be applied to your injuries in under a second, and will instantly fix your injuries and make you healthier. |
15 | -->--'''Games Radar''', [[http://www.gamesradar.com/f/101-things-weve-learned-from-videogames/a-20081126162511389033 101 things we've learned from games]] |
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17 | ->Stepping on a first aid kit would have about the same effect as sitting on a doctor. |
18 | -->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-bullshit-video-game-healing-methods/ 7 Video Game Healing Methods Least Likely to Actually Work]]" |
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