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1	->'''Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart:''' ''[After annoying Ace]'' Oh dear. Women. Not really my field, Doctor.\
2	'''The Doctor:''' Don't worry Brigadier; [[DeadpanSnarker people will be shooting at you soon.]]
3	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Battlefield"
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5	->'''Izuku Midoriya''': I talked to a girl!\
6	'''Subtitle''': ''He didn't actually talk.''
7	-->-- ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia''
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9	->''"The Amazons prepared her for everything... except talking to boys."''
10	-->-- '''[[ComicBook/GreenLantern Jessica Cruz]]''', referring to [[ComicBook/WonderWoman Diana Prince]]'s [[LoveMakesYouDumb crush]] on ComicBook/SteveTrevor, ''WesternAnimation/DCSuperHeroGirls2019''
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12	->'''ComicBook/PeggyCarter''': You have no idea how to talk to a woman, do you?\
13	'''[[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica Steve Rogers]]''': I think this is the longest conversation I've had with one. Women aren't exactly lining up to dance with a guy they might step on.
14	-->--''Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger''
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16	-> '''CD:''' ''(whispering)'' Tell her you were afraid of words.\
17	'''Chris:''' What?\
18	'''CD:''' WORDS.\
19	'''Chris:''' ''(to Roxanne)'' Because I was afraid of WORMS, Roxanne! WORMS!
20	-->-- ''Film/{{Roxanne}}''
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22	->'''Kruber:''' You seem a bit quieter of late, elf. Not that I'm complaining, you understand... or that I want you to be quiet... Taal, I'm no good at this.
23	->'''Kerillian:''' Relax, mayfly. No offence was taken. I've had bad dreams of late, that's all. A common affliction amongst my kind.
24	->'''Kruber:''' Yeah? I know what you mean. Couple of nights ago, I had this one with a giant squig, a jug of lamp oil, and [[BadassPreacher Volkmar the Grim]]... [[NotWearingPantsDream and I was naked, too]].
25	->'''Kerillian:''' ... I confess that does sound terrifying, [[BrainBleach at least to any witnesses]].
26	->'''Kruber:''' No need to be snippy. Put me right out of sorts, it did.
27	->'''Kerillian:''' Would you prefer mine? With the [[GodOfTheDead Pale Queen]], and the [[NothingAfterDeath Mirai]]? And the dying flame? You know nothing of bad dreams, Kruber.
28	-->-- ''VideoGame/TheEndTimesVermintide''
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30	->'''[[VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou Shiki]]:''' I'm Shiki, how 'bout you?
31	->'''Riku:''' Riku.
32	->'''Shiki:''' Thanks, Riku.
33	->'''Riku:''' Sure. ''(turns to leave)''
34	->'''Shiki:''' Hey! That's it? You chat up a girl and then just say, "sure," and walk off?
35	->'''Riku:''' I'm bad at this. Sorry.
36	-->-- ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts3DDreamDropDistance''
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38	->''"Good grief. I hoped the villains in this place never found out that Spider-Man's weakness was pretty girls, because ''good lord'' was he being awkward. Perhaps that was why he had gotten together with Mary-Jane, he could actually talk to her coherently."''
39	-->-- '''Peni Parker''', ''Fanfic/RealFolkBluesAPeniParkerSpiderManNoirStory''

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