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1	->''"You slice the ginger."''
2	-->-- '''Hannibal Lecter'''', ''{{Series/Hannibal}}''
3
4	->''"Before we begin, you must all be warned. Nothing here... is vegetarian."''
5	-->-- '''[[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Dr. Hannibal Lecter]]''', ''Series/{{Hannibal}}''
6
7	->'''Rattrap''': If there was a clone, where is he?\
8	'''Dinobot''': I am afraid he is gone for good. A shame, really. He was such an handsome creature... and quite tasty. (''Flicks a bit of his clone's skin from his teeth (which hits Optimus Primal), then burps'')\
9	'''Optimus''': ... You're disgusting.
10	-->--''WesternAnimation/BeastWars''
11
12	->'''Webby:''' Hot dog costumes!\
13	'''Huey:''' I'm sorry, what?\
14	'''Webby:''' You know, in case we get lost at sea and one of us-- probably Louie-- goes mad with hunger, we'll put these on! Louie ''hates'' hot dogs, so he probably won't eat us.\
15	'''Huey:''' Are you saying Louie would rather eat ''us'' than hot dogs?\
16	'''Louie:''' I ''do'' hate hot dogs.
17	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "[[Recap/DuckTales2017S1E4TheBeagleBirthdayMassacre The Beagle Birthday Massacre]]"
18
19	->''"I was too little to participate, but the banquet lasted for days."''
20	-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Development}}''
21
22	->'''Customer:''' Excuse me. Are you suggesting we... Eat my mother?
23	->'''Undertaker:''' Yeah- Not raw, cooked! Roasted, few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce.
24	->'''Customer:''' Well, I do feel a bit peckish... Can we have some parsnips?
25	->'''Undertaker:''' Fred, get some parsnips!
26	->'''Customer:''' ...I really don't think I should.
27	->'''Undertaker:''' Look, tell you what; we'll eat her. If you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.
28	-->-- ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'', ''"Undertaker sketch"''
29
30	->'''Man:''' Excuse me, are you gonna eat that?\
31	''(zooms out to show a woman holding a baby)''\
32	'''Woman:''' No. (Beat) You can have it!
33	-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}}''
34
35	->'''Craig:''' Look, this isn't going to work if you're going to freak out every time you find body parts around the house.
36	-->-- ''Series/Reno911''
37
38	->'''Adam:''' Do you have any idea what fishsticks ''are?''
39	->'''Teddy:''' Yeah, they're sticks for fish!
40	->'''Adam:''' ''No!'' They are sticks ''made of fish'', you ''dense blue fuck!''
41	->'''Teddy:''' Hm? Nah, that can't be, these are too tasty. Sticks for fish, fishsticks. [grabs another bite of a fishstick, making Adam and Jim retch]
42	->'''Adam:''' Stop eating those, that's disgusting!
43	-->-- '''wavetro''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dshmgWdqw_s "takeout"]]
44
45	->'''Peralta:''' Are you a... cannibal, Caleb?\
46	'''Caleb:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, that's not how I would define myself. If we're going by what I'm most passionate about, I would say that I'm a woodworker]]. Why did you think I was in protective custody?\
47	'''Peralta:''' I dunno, I guess I hoped you were another cop wrongly convicted of crimes you didn't commit.\
48	'''Caleb:''' Nope! I did all my stuff - and more! There's tons they can't even trace to me. The secret is eating the evidence.
49	-->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'', "The Big House Pt. 1"
50
51	->'''Peralta:''' Everyone's gonna try and kill us!\
52	'''Caleb:''' I know! What are we gonna do?\
53	'''Peralta:''' You're a psychopath, you can protect us in there, right? I mean you killed and ate a bunch of people!\
54	'''Caleb:''' They were ''children'', Jake. [[WouldHurtAChild Weak little children]]. One [[CrossesTheLineTwice 'conk' on their head]] is all it took!
55	-->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'', "The Big House Pt. 1"
56
57	->'''Vegan:''' That would result in a world full of vegans. Wouldn't you hate that?\
58	'''Harry:''' Why would I hate that? I am on a vegan diet. I would never go hungry again.\
59	'''Vegan:''' You would be a menace. Probably executed too.\
60	'''Harry:''' Excellent. They should feast on my corpse before it rots.\
61	'''Vegan:''' Why would they do that?\
62	'''Harry:''' Because I'm delicious.
63	-->-- ''WebVideo/FrenchBaguetteIntelligence'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH4CnfkTYPI Vegan Cannibalism is the Future]]
64
65	->'''Thor:''' We will bring the children back, and then, we shall feast!\
66	'''Asgardians:''' ''[cheer]''\
67	'''Thor:''' Not ''[[AmbiguousSyntax on]]'' the children. [[NoodleIncident We don't do that any more]].\
68	'''Asgardians:''' ''[immediately sober]''\
69	'''Thor:''' No, that was a dark, shameful part of our history...
70	-->-- ''Film/ThorLoveAndThunder''
71
72	->''"Yes, with the power of our minds, we humans were making all sorts of new discoveries. For example: babies. Mmm, babies. They are'' delicious! ''But, you can't eat them, or else there won't be any new people!"''
73	-->--'''Molag''', ''{{Theatre/Firebringer}}''
74
75	->'''Swagmaster:''' Ok. [[TemptingFate There's no way you can screw this one up.]] ''[Turns around]'' Oh god dammit!!\
76	''[The camera shows Mario sitting inside the deep fryer]''\
77	'''Mario:''' Mmm...something smells very good.\
78	'''Swagmaster:''' Mario! Get the hell out of there!\
79	''[Swag pulls Mario, whose waist and below are deep fried, out of the fryer]''\
80	'''Swagmaster:''' You dumb ass. Wait what the hell are you doing?!\
81	'''Mario:''' ''[Missing a leg]'' [[ITasteDelicious Mario's so yummy!]] ''[[[{{Autocannibalism}} Eats his other leg]]]''\
82	''[{{Beat}}]''\
83	'''Swagmaster:''' ''[Shakes salt onto Mario]'' Yo let me try a piece.
84	-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4MarioWorksAtMcDonalds Mario Works At McDonald's]]"
85
86	->'''Cat:''' Chicken's good.\
87	'''Lister:''' Yeah, yeah, really good.\
88	'''Kryten:''' That's not chicken, sirs.\
89	'''Cat:''' Mmm, what is it?\
90	'''Kryten:''' It's that man we found.\
91	''[[IAteWhat [Cat and Lister freeze]]]''\
92	'''Lister:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]\
93	'''Kryten:''' Well it seemed such a waste to just leave him lying there when he'd barbecue so beautifully.\
94	''[Cat and Lister slowly spit out what they were eating]''\
95	'''Kryten:''' Did I do wrong? I didn't get any error commands. Obviously I thought about it, because without my guilt chip or moral imperatives, I have nothing to guide me. [[InsaneTrollLogic But it seemed to me that if humanoids eat chicken, then obviously they'd eat their own species. Otherwise, they'd just be picking on the chickens.]]
96	-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf'', "[[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonVIITikkatoRide Tikka to Ride]]"

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