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1	->[''When asked about the special security measures Chinese authorities undertook earlier that year, with [[Music/SpiceGirls Mel B]] believing her teammate Micky Flanagan wrote down a humorous answer rather than the right one:'']\
2	'''Micky Flanagan''': They were examining the pigeons' rectums for bombs.\
3	'''Mel B''': Why did you have to put it like that? Like security things around pigeons' necks, not up their rectums.\
4	'''Micky''': They were looking up their bums.\
5	'''Jimmy Carr''': Uh, Mel... Mel. It's the right answer.\
6	'''Mel B''': He got the right answer?!\
7	'''Jimmy''': Yeah.\
8	'''Mel B''': Well [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] me.\
9	'''Jimmy''': Well, you asked.\
10	'''Micky''': Don't tell me that I'm wrong, that I'm really really wrong! Don't tell me that I'm wrong, that I'm really really wrong.\
11	'''Mel B''': Did you really just did that?\
12	'''Jimmy''': Someone needs a zigga-zig-ah.\
13	'''Mel B''': You didn't really say that.\
14	'''Jimmy''': I did just say that.\
15	'''Mel B''': No you ''didn't'' just say that.\
16	'''Jimmy''': I did just say that.\
17	'''Mel B''': No you [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] ''did not'' just say that.\
18	'''Kevin Bridges''': Jimmy, you need to tell her, don't go wasting your precious time.\
19	'''Mel B''': Oh my God!\
20	'''Jimmy''': I genuinely think that Mel and Micky have been getting on all night, but I think now is the moment when two become one.\
21	'''Micky''': Right at the top of the show, I said, "If you wanna be my lover, you've gotta get with my friends".\
22	'''Richard Ayoade''': Jimmy, you've given her everything.\
23	'''Jimmy''': I was giving her everything.\
24	'''Richard''': You have given her everything. All that your joy can bring.\
25	'''Mel B''': What?!\
26	'''Jimmy Carr''': We were just commenting that you didn't like this references -- you know, we were just trying to spice up your life.\
27	'''Kevin''': Jimmy, if you want the future, forget the past.\
28	'''Sarah Millican''': Stop right now! For fuck's sakes...

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