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1->''"Martin, draw up plans for a coconut radio and, if possible, a coconut Nintendo system."''
2-->-- '''Bart Simpson''', ''Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E14DasBus''
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4-> '''Catbert''': I mapped your genome, Wally. \
5'''Wally''': I didn't know that Human Resources had that sort of technology. \
6'''Catbert''': I used a pencil.
7-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''
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9->'''The Professor''': Hey, do you like it? I made it entirely out of bamboo and coconuts!\
10[''later'']\
11'''Larry''': And we learned about all the stuff you can make with bamboo! A bamboo raft, a bamboo catapult, a bamboo helicopter--\
12'''Bob''': We get the point.\
13'''Larry''': Bamboo.
14-->-- ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales'', ''God Wants Me To Forgive'' Them??
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16->''"It's amazing what they do with corrugated cardboard these days."''
17-->-- '''Hobbes''', looking over Calvin's cardboard-box transmogrifier in ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
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19->'''Guy:''' I know! You construct a weapon; look around you, [[ImprovisedWeapon can you form]] some sort of rudimentary [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lathe_(metal) lathe?]]\
20'''Jason:''' A ''lathe?!?'' '''Get off the line, Guy!'''
21-->-- ''Film/GalaxyQuest''
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23->"''I knew a guy who could build a nuclear reactor out of coconuts but couldn't fix a two-foot hole in a boat.''"
24-->-- '''Bob Denver''', poking fun at Series/GilligansIsland

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