| 1 | ->'''Olivia Armstrong:''' By the way, they've ordered that I be shot on sight.\ |
| 2 | '''Alex Armstrong:''' What? I can't have that! We haven't finalized the paperwork leaving the Armstrong estate to me in the event of your death!\ |
| 3 | '''Olivia:''' [[SnarkToSnarkCombat Don't worry! When I die, the whole estate will go to Mustang!]] He's just barely one fraction of an iota of a micron more preferable than an oaf like you! |
| 4 | -->--''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' |
| 5 | |
| 6 | ->'''[[MadScientist Doofenshmirtz]]:''' ''(opens closet door to Norm listening to headphones sadly)'' Hey, buddy. Are you, uh, are you busy?\ |
| 7 | '''[[RobotBuddy Norm]]:''' No, not really.\ |
| 8 | '''Doofenshmirtz:''' You know, Norm, it occurs to me that though I've never had a son, there is someone I can always count on to be there. Someone I've begun to think of as family.\ |
| 9 | '''Norm:''' Yes?\ |
| 10 | '''Doofenshmirtz:''' And that someone is [[FriendlyEnemy Perry the platypus]]. See ya around, junk pile. ''(slams door)''\ |
| 11 | '''Norm:''' ''(smiles)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Apology accepted, Dad.]] |
| 12 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "A Real Boy" |
| 13 | |
| 14 | ->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Lincoln Loud]]''': ''(when asked to imagine Ronnie Anne as a flower)'' "Then maybe a rose?" |
| 15 | ->'''Lynn Loud Sr.''': "Aw, how romantic!" |
| 16 | ->'''Lincoln Loud''': "No, Dad; I mean because of the thorns." |
| 17 | -->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12568479/1/Of-Flowers-and-Bees Of Flowers and Bees]]'' |
| 18 | |
| 19 | ->'''Yuma''': Wait, there's no way Ray could have done that!\ |
| 20 | '''Girag''': Yeah? And how do you know?\ |
| 21 | '''Yuma''': Because...\ |
| 22 | '''Girag''': Yeah? Because what?\ |
| 23 | '''Yuma''': Because... that would mean he planned it, and Ray's plans never work! I've got the scars to prove it!\ |
| 24 | '''Bronk''': Well, I guess they do say honesty is the best policy. |
| 25 | -->-- ''Anime/YuGiOhZEXAL'' |
| 26 | |
| 27 | ->“Senpai.” I lean against his chest and look up into his eyes, enjoying the firmness of his well-trained body pressed against mine. “I love you.”\ |
| 28 | Shirou suffers a brief moment of confusion, hesitating with his mouth open before smiling down at me and answering. “I love you too, Sakura.”\ |
| 29 | I blink. That... he... what...\ |
| 30 | I stagger back a little, clutching my chest as I take a sudden burst of psychic damage.\ |
| 31 | He’s not mine! He told me he loves me with such purely and utterly platonic intent that my plan didn’t even work despite the fact that he stumbled right into it!\ |
| 32 | That... really hurts. |
| 33 | -->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/47546500?view_full_work=true Consuming Desire]]'', a ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight'' fanfic |
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