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1->'''Polnareff''': Hey, you're using Star Platinum!\
2'''Jotaro''': And?\
3'''Polnareff''': That's ''cheating!''\
4'''Jotaro''': No it's not.\
5'''Polnareff''': Yes it is!\
6'''Jotaro''': Is not.\
7'''Polnareff''': ''Is!''\
8'''Jotaro''': ''Not.''\
9'''Polnareff''': ''Argh!''
10-->-- ''Fanfic/JonathanJoestarTheFirstJoJo''
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12-> '''Ochobot''': Hey! You can't tell your friends about your powers!\
13'''[=BoBoiBoy=]''': Yes I can.\
14'''Ochobot''': No you can't.\
15'''[=BoBoiBoy=]''': ''Yes I can.''\
16'''Ochobot''': ''No you can't.''\
17'''[=BoBoiBoy=]''': Yes I can!\
18'''Ochobot''': No you can't! ''[[GilliganCut (cut)]]'' Yes you can, yes you can! Ahh put me down [=BoBoiBoy=]!
19-->-- ''Animation/BoBoiBoy''
20
21->'''Creature 1''': "Well, ''I'' eat green eggs and ham."
22->'''Creature 2''': "Ah, you'd eat anything."
23->'''Creature 1''': "Would not!"
24->'''Creature 2''': "Would too!"
25->'''Creature 1''': "Would not!"
26->'''Creature 2''': "Would too!"
27->'''Creature 1''': "''Would'' not!!"
28->'''Creature 2''': ''(quickly, after a {{Beat}})'' "Would too!"
29-->-- ''VideoGame/LivingBooks'', "Green Eggs and Ham"
30
31->'''Tuck''': "[Our vehicle should be a] Boat!"
32->'''Ming-Ming''': "[It should be able to] Fly!"
33->'''Tuck''': "Boat!"
34->'''Ming-Ming''': "Fly!"
35-->-- ''WesternAnimation/WonderPets'', "How it All Began"
36
37->'''Tigger:''' All I did was cough!\
38'''Eeyore:''' You bounced.\
39'''Tigger:''' Coughed!\
40'''Eeyore:''' Bounced.\
41'''Tigger:''' ''Coughed!!''
42-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheManyAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh''
43
44->'''Max:''' Give me the ball, Emmy!\
45'''Emmy:''' What for? \
46'''Max:''' I'm pitching!\
47'''Emmy:''' Nuh-uh, you're playing out there with Ord.\
48'''Max:''' But you said I could pitch!\
49'''Emmy:''' Did not!\
50'''Max:''' Did too! In the playroom!\
51'''Emmy:''' Did ''not!''\
52'''Max:''' '''It's not fair!''' ''(Hits Emmy)''
53-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DragonTales'', “No Hitter”
54
55->'''Snuffy:''' But I wanna play tag, Bird!\
56'''Big Bird:''' Snuffy, I wanna play hide and seek!\
57'''Snuffy:''' Tag!\
58'''Big Bird:''' HIDE AND SEEK!\
59'''Snuffy:''' TAG!\
60'''Big Bird:''' Snuffy, hide and se -- ! ...Wait a minute. Gee, Snuffy. If we keep arguing like this, we won't be able to play ''anything!''
61-->-- ''Series/SesameStreet''
62
63->'''Pumbaa:''' But you can't tell from the outside which are the really ''slimy'' ones!\
64'''Timon:''' Slimy? Pumbaa, my corpulent compadre. It's the ''crunchy'' ones that make the meal!\
65'''Pumbaa:''' Slimy!\
66'''Timon:''' Crunchy!\
67'''Pumbaa:''' Slimy!\
68'''Timon:''' Crunchy!\
69'''Pumbaa:''' Slimy!\
70'''Timon:''' Crunchy!\
71'''Pumbaa:''' Slimy!\
72'''Timon:''' Crunchy!\
73'''Pumbaa:''' Slimy!\
74'''Timon:''' Crunchy!\
75'''Pumbaa:''' Slimy!\
76'''Timon:''' Crunchy!\
77'''Pumbaa:''' Less filling!\
78'''Timon:''' Tastes good!\
79'''Pumbaa:''' Less filling!\
80'''Timon:''' Tastes good!\
81'''Pumbaa:''' Less filling!\
82'''Timon:''' Tastes good!\
83'''Pumbaa:''' Less filling!\
84'''Timon:''' Tastes good!
85-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKingIISimbasPride''
86
87->'''Timmy:''' You know, Tommy, maybe your idea about telling the truth all the time wasn't such a good one.\
88'''Tommy:''' My idea?! It was your idea, Timmy.\
89'''Timmy:''' No, it wasn't!\
90'''Tommy:''' Yes, it was!\
91'''Timmy:''' No, it wasn't!\
92'''Tommy:''' Yes, it was!\
93'''Timmy:''' You make me so mad, sometimes I wish I didn't have a twin, and that's the truth!\
94''(Tommy runs off in tears)''
95-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', "To Tibble the Truth"
96
97->'''Donald:''' Stop bein' pushy!\
98'''Douglas:''' I'm no' bein' pushy!\
99'''Donald:''' Ye pushed me when the signal changed!\
100'''Douglas:''' You pulled me, more like!\
101'''Donald:''' I didnae!\
102'''Douglas:''' Did too!\
103'''Donald:''' I didnae!\
104'''Douglas:''' Did too!
105-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'', "Love Me Tender"
106
107->'''Anakin:''' Alright, but you owe me one. And not for saving your skin for the tenth time.\
108'''Obi-Wan:''' Ninth time.\
109'''Anakin:''' Tenth time.\
110'''Obi-Wan:''' Ninth time.\
111'''Anakin:''' Tenth time.\
112'''Obi-Wan:''' Anakin, let's be fair...\
113'''Anakin:''' Tenth time.\
114'''Obi-Wan:''' Ninth.\
115'''Anakin:''' Tenth.\
116'''Obi-Wan:''' Ninth.\
117'''Anakin:''' Tenth.\
118'''Obi-Wan:''' Ninth.\
119'''Anakin:''' Tenth.\
120'''Obi-Wan:''' ...I'll see you at the briefing. ''[turns to leave]''\
121'''Anakin:''' Tenth time.\
122'''Obi-Wan:''' ''[turns back]'' It's over, Anakin!\
123'''Anakin:''' Alright.\
124'''Obi-Wan:''' ...Ninth! ''[leaves and closes door]''\
125'''Anakin:''' ''I HATE YOU!''
126-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQhKBn42XcU Revenge of the Sand]]'' by Creator/AlpacaHawk
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