Line #30 Quotes/AntiLoveSong


1	->''Since I still appreciate you''\
2	''Let's find love while we may''\
3	''Because I know I'll hate you''\
4	''When you are old and gray...''
5	-->-- Music/TomLehrer, "When You Are Old and Gray", ''Music/SongsByTomLehrer''
6
7	->''You grew on me like a tumor''\
8	''And you spread through me like malignant melanoma''\
9	''And now you're in my heart...''
10	-->-- Music/TimMinchin, "You Grew On Me"
11
12	->''And I knew that I'd be brokenhearted if,''\
13	''He ever tried to leave me so I pushed him off a cliff.''\
14	''As he called out my name, I knew everything would be all right.''
15	-->-- Music/MitchBenn
16
17	->''I sit and laugh''\
18	''At fools in love''\
19	''There ain't no such thing''\
20	''As love''\
21	''No angels singing''\
22	''Up above today...''
23	-->-- Music/FrankZappa, "I Ain't Got No Heart"
24
25	->''I hope that our few remaining friends''\
26	''Give up on trying to save us''\
27	''I hope we come out with a fail-safe plot''\
28	''To piss off the dumb few that forgave us''\
29	...\
30	''I hope I lie''\
31	''And tell everyone you were a good wife''\
32	''And I hope you die''\
33	''I hope we both die''\
34	...\
35	''I am drowning''\
36	''There is no sign of land''\
37	''You are coming down with me''\
38	''Hand in unlovable hand''
39	-->-- Music/TheMountainGoats, "No Children"
40
41	->''He love her, but she loves him''\
42	''And he loves somebody else you just can't win''\
43	''And so it goes 'till the day you die''\
44	''This thing they call love it's gonna make you cry ''\
45	''I've had the blues the reds and the pinks''\
46	''One thing's for sure LOVE STINKS''
47	-->-- The J. Geils Band, "Love Stinks"
48
49	->''Everybody hates you\
50	Everybody wishes that you were dead\
51	[[CreatorBreakdown 'Cause Peter, you suck]]\
52	Peter, you suck\
53	Peter, your music is fucking terrible\
54	Peter, you suck\
55	Peter, you suck\
56	Peter, you don't do anything of value!\
57	Peter, you suck!\
58	Write some music!\
59	Instead you just sit, and write these bullshit songs!\
60	It's so self-loathing!\
61	Go see a psychiatrist!\
62	[[TalkingToThemself I hate the psychiatrist!]]\
63	Well go see one anyway!\
64	I don't like the psychiatrist!\
65	You need to go and see one!\
66	See a psychiatrist!\
67	I'M NOT GOING!''
68	-->-- '''Peter''' writes a song to himself, ''Film/ForgettingSarahMarshall''
69
70	->''My heart told me that I should get a wife''\
71	''My heart said I was in a rut''\
72	''My heart told me I should get a wife --''\
73	''I wish my heart would keep its big mouth shut!''
74	-->--'''Stacey Petrie''', imitating a singer, ''Series/TheDickVanDykeShow''
75
76	-> "I see you drivin' round town with the girl I love\
77	and I'm like, Fuck you!\
78	I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough,\
79	so I'm like, Fuck you, and [[ClusterFBomb Fuck her too!]]
80	-->-- Music/CeeLoGreen, "Fuck You"
81
82	->''So break in to my heart\
83	Let me feel the blood rush in\
84	Break in to my heart\
85	I need to feel the pain again\
86	Tear it up and bruise it\
87	Wreck it and abuse it\
88	Let it cut beneath the skin''
89	-->-- Music/{{Daughtry}}, "Break Into My Heart"
90
91	->'''Galinda:''' What is this feeling so sudden and new?\
92	'''Elphaba:''' I felt the moment I laid eyes on you\
93	'''Galinda:''' My pulse is rushing\
94	'''Elphaba:''' My head is reeling\
95	'''Galinda:''' My face is flushing\
96	'''Both:''' What is this feeling?\
97	Fervid as a flame, does it have a name?\
98	Yes...Loathing!\
99	Unadulterated loathing!\
100	'''Galinda:''' For your face\
101	'''Elphaba:''' Your voice\
102	'''Galinda:''' Your clothing\
103	'''Both:''' Let's just say -- I loathe it all!\
104	Every little trait, however small\
105	Makes my very flesh begin to crawl\
106	With simple utter loathing\
107	There's a strange exhilaration\
108	In such total detestation\
109	It's so pure, so strong!\
110	Though I do admit it came on fast\
111	Still I do believe that it can last\
112	And I will be loathing, loathing you\
113	My whole life long!
114	-->-- ''Theatre/{{Wicked}}'', "What Is This Feeling?"
115
116	->"The millionaire groups were singing about love and their own hang-ups. That's stupid. You don't sing about love to people on the dole."
117	-->-- [[Music/SexPistols Johnny Rotten]], in an interview for TIME Magazine, 11 July, 1977
118
119	->''I don't love you,''\
120	''but I always will.''
121	-->-- Music/TheCivilWars, "Poison & Wine"
122
123	->'''Asmodeus:''' Little imp, you came here to sing your serenade\
124	Perform your feelings on a velvety stage\
125	Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts!\
126	'''Fizzarolli:''' Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!
127	-->-- ''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss'', "House of Asmodeus"
128
129	->''"There'll be spring every year without you.''
130	->''England still will be here without you.''
131	->''There'll be fruit on the tree,''
132	->''And a shore by the sea,''
133	->''There'll be crumpets and tea without you.''
134	->''Art and music will thrive without you.''
135	->''Somehow, Keats will survive without you.''
136	->''And there still will be rain on that plain down in Spain,''
137	->''Even that will remain without you.''
138	->''I can do without you.''
139	->''You, dear friend, who taught so well,''
140	->''You can go to [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire]].''
141	->''They can still rule with land without you.''
142	->''Windsor Castle will stand without you.''
143	->''And without much ado we can all muddle through without you."''
144	-->-- '''Eliza Doolittle''', ''Theatre/MyFairLady''
145
146	->'''''AND IIIIII-IIIII--[[PrecisionFStrike HOLY SHIT!!]]--WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU--[[MotorMouth ICAN'TBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMMITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME!?!?]]'''''
147	-->-- '''WebVideo/JonTron''', singing a parody of [[Music/WhitneyHouston "And I Will Always Love You"]], in the face of the car section of ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooieNutsAndBolts''
148
149	->''"Love's the funeral of hearts\
150	And an ode for cruelty\
151	When angels cry blood\
152	On flowers of evil in bloom\
153	The funeral of hearts\
154	And a plea for mercy\
155	When love is a gun\
156	Separating me from you"''
157	-->--'''Music/{{HIM}}''', "The Funeral of Hearts"
158
159	->''You say I'm a freak; I say I am free\
160	Come take a shot at me\
161	I love the way you hate me\
162	You say I'm insane; I say you're afraid\
163	I get stronger from the pain\
164	I love the way you hate me''
165	-->-- '''Like a Storm''', "Love the Way You Hate Me"
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