1 | ->''Since I still appreciate you''\ |
2 | ''Let's find love while we may''\ |
3 | ''Because I know I'll hate you''\ |
4 | ''When you are old and gray...'' |
5 | -->-- Music/TomLehrer, "When You Are Old and Gray", ''Music/SongsByTomLehrer'' |
6 | |
7 | ->''You grew on me like a tumor''\ |
8 | ''And you spread through me like malignant melanoma''\ |
9 | ''And now you're in my heart...'' |
10 | -->-- Music/TimMinchin, "You Grew On Me" |
11 | |
12 | ->''And I knew that I'd be brokenhearted if,''\ |
13 | ''He ever tried to leave me so I pushed him off a cliff.''\ |
14 | ''As he called out my name, I knew everything would be all right.'' |
15 | -->-- Music/MitchBenn |
16 | |
17 | ->''I sit and laugh''\ |
18 | ''At fools in love''\ |
19 | ''There ain't no such thing''\ |
20 | ''As love''\ |
21 | ''No angels singing''\ |
22 | ''Up above today...'' |
23 | -->-- Music/FrankZappa, "I Ain't Got No Heart" |
24 | |
25 | ->''I hope that our few remaining friends''\ |
26 | ''Give up on trying to save us''\ |
27 | ''I hope we come out with a fail-safe plot''\ |
28 | ''To piss off the dumb few that forgave us''\ |
29 | ...\ |
30 | ''I hope I lie''\ |
31 | ''And tell everyone you were a good wife''\ |
32 | ''And I hope you die''\ |
33 | ''I hope we both die''\ |
34 | ...\ |
35 | ''I am drowning''\ |
36 | ''There is no sign of land''\ |
37 | ''You are coming down with me''\ |
38 | ''Hand in unlovable hand'' |
39 | -->-- Music/TheMountainGoats, "No Children" |
40 | |
41 | ->''He love her, but she loves him''\ |
42 | ''And he loves somebody else you just can't win''\ |
43 | ''And so it goes 'till the day you die''\ |
44 | ''This thing they call love it's gonna make you cry ''\ |
45 | ''I've had the blues the reds and the pinks''\ |
46 | ''One thing's for sure LOVE STINKS'' |
47 | -->-- The J. Geils Band, "Love Stinks" |
48 | |
49 | ->''Everybody hates you\ |
50 | Everybody wishes that you were dead\ |
51 | [[CreatorBreakdown 'Cause Peter, you suck]]\ |
52 | Peter, you suck\ |
53 | Peter, your music is fucking terrible\ |
54 | Peter, you suck\ |
55 | Peter, you suck\ |
56 | Peter, you don't do anything of value!\ |
57 | Peter, you suck!\ |
58 | Write some music!\ |
59 | Instead you just sit, and write these bullshit songs!\ |
60 | It's so self-loathing!\ |
61 | Go see a psychiatrist!\ |
62 | [[TalkingToThemself I hate the psychiatrist!]]\ |
63 | Well go see one anyway!\ |
64 | I don't like the psychiatrist!\ |
65 | You need to go and see one!\ |
66 | See a psychiatrist!\ |
67 | I'M NOT GOING!'' |
68 | -->-- '''Peter''' writes a song to himself, ''Film/ForgettingSarahMarshall'' |
69 | |
70 | ->''My heart told me that I should get a wife''\ |
71 | ''My heart said I was in a rut''\ |
72 | ''My heart told me I should get a wife --''\ |
73 | ''I wish my heart would keep its big mouth shut!'' |
74 | -->--'''Stacey Petrie''', imitating a singer, ''Series/TheDickVanDykeShow'' |
75 | |
76 | -> "I see you drivin' round town with the girl I love\ |
77 | and I'm like, Fuck you!\ |
78 | I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough,\ |
79 | so I'm like, Fuck you, and [[ClusterFBomb Fuck her too!]] |
80 | -->-- Music/CeeLoGreen, "Fuck You" |
81 | |
82 | ->''So break in to my heart\ |
83 | Let me feel the blood rush in\ |
84 | Break in to my heart\ |
85 | I need to feel the pain again\ |
86 | Tear it up and bruise it\ |
87 | Wreck it and abuse it\ |
88 | Let it cut beneath the skin'' |
89 | -->-- Music/{{Daughtry}}, "Break Into My Heart" |
90 | |
91 | ->'''Galinda:''' What is this feeling so sudden and new?\ |
92 | '''Elphaba:''' I felt the moment I laid eyes on you\ |
93 | '''Galinda:''' My pulse is rushing\ |
94 | '''Elphaba:''' My head is reeling\ |
95 | '''Galinda:''' My face is flushing\ |
96 | '''Both:''' What is this feeling?\ |
97 | Fervid as a flame, does it have a name?\ |
98 | Yes...Loathing!\ |
99 | Unadulterated loathing!\ |
100 | '''Galinda:''' For your face\ |
101 | '''Elphaba:''' Your voice\ |
102 | '''Galinda:''' Your clothing\ |
103 | '''Both:''' Let's just say -- I loathe it all!\ |
104 | Every little trait, however small\ |
105 | Makes my very flesh begin to crawl\ |
106 | With simple utter loathing\ |
107 | There's a strange exhilaration\ |
108 | In such total detestation\ |
109 | It's so pure, so strong!\ |
110 | Though I do admit it came on fast\ |
111 | Still I do believe that it can last\ |
112 | And I will be loathing, loathing you\ |
113 | My whole life long! |
114 | -->-- ''Theatre/{{Wicked}}'', "What Is This Feeling?" |
115 | |
116 | ->"The millionaire groups were singing about love and their own hang-ups. That's stupid. You don't sing about love to people on the dole." |
117 | -->-- [[Music/SexPistols Johnny Rotten]], in an interview for TIME Magazine, 11 July, 1977 |
118 | |
119 | ->''I don't love you,''\ |
120 | ''but I always will.'' |
121 | -->-- Music/TheCivilWars, "Poison & Wine" |
122 | |
123 | ->'''Asmodeus:''' Little imp, you came here to sing your serenade\ |
124 | Perform your feelings on a velvety stage\ |
125 | Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts!\ |
126 | '''Fizzarolli:''' Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts! |
127 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss'', "House of Asmodeus" |
128 | |
129 | ->''"There'll be spring every year without you.'' |
130 | ->''England still will be here without you.'' |
131 | ->''There'll be fruit on the tree,'' |
132 | ->''And a shore by the sea,'' |
133 | ->''There'll be crumpets and tea without you.'' |
134 | ->''Art and music will thrive without you.'' |
135 | ->''Somehow, Keats will survive without you.'' |
136 | ->''And there still will be rain on that plain down in Spain,'' |
137 | ->''Even that will remain without you.'' |
138 | ->''I can do without you.'' |
139 | ->''You, dear friend, who taught so well,'' |
140 | ->''You can go to [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire]].'' |
141 | ->''They can still rule with land without you.'' |
142 | ->''Windsor Castle will stand without you.'' |
143 | ->''And without much ado we can all muddle through without you."'' |
144 | -->-- '''Eliza Doolittle''', ''Theatre/MyFairLady'' |
145 | |
146 | ->'''''AND IIIIII-IIIII--[[PrecisionFStrike HOLY SHIT!!]]--WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU--[[MotorMouth ICAN'TBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMMITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME!?!?]]''''' |
147 | -->-- '''WebVideo/JonTron''', singing a parody of [[Music/WhitneyHouston "And I Will Always Love You"]], in the face of the car section of ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooieNutsAndBolts'' |
148 | |
149 | ->''"Love's the funeral of hearts\ |
150 | And an ode for cruelty\ |
151 | When angels cry blood\ |
152 | On flowers of evil in bloom\ |
153 | The funeral of hearts\ |
154 | And a plea for mercy\ |
155 | When love is a gun\ |
156 | Separating me from you"'' |
157 | -->--'''Music/{{HIM}}''', "The Funeral of Hearts" |
158 | |
159 | ->''You say I'm a freak; I say I am free\ |
160 | Come take a shot at me\ |
161 | I love the way you hate me\ |
162 | You say I'm insane; I say you're afraid\ |
163 | I get stronger from the pain\ |
164 | I love the way you hate me'' |
165 | -->-- '''Like a Storm''', "Love the Way You Hate Me" |
166 |
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