Line #89 Quotes/Dredd


1	->America is an [[WorldWarIII irradiated]] [[AfterTheEnd wasteland]]. Within it lies a city.\
2	Outside the boundary walls, a desert. [[PollutedWasteland The Cursed Earth]].\
3	Inside the walls, a [[WretchedHive cursed city]] - stretching from Boston to Washington, D.C. - an unbroken, concrete landscape.\
4	800 million people living in the ruin of the old world, and the mega-structures of the new one.\
5	[[{{Arcology}} Mega Blocks]]. [[FuturisticSuperhighway Mega Highways]]. MegaCity One.\
6	Convulsing. Choking. Breaking under its own weight.\
7	Citizens in fear of the street, the gun, the gang.\
8	Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos – the men and women of the Hall of Justice.\
9	Juries. Executioners. Judges.
10	-->-- '''OpeningNarration'''
11
12	->'''Judge Dredd:''' Inhabitants of Peach Trees, this is Judge Dredd. In case you people have forgotten, this block operates under the same rules as the rest of the city. Ma-Ma's not the law. [[CharacterCatchphrase I am the Law.]]
13
14	->'''Dredd:''' Been wondering when you'd remember you'd [[HelmetsAreHardlyHeroic left your helmet behind]].\
15	'''Anderson:''' Sir, a helmet can interfere with my psychic abilities.\
16	'''Dredd:''' Think a [[BoomHeadshot bullet]] might [[DeadpanSnarker interfere with them more]].
17
18	->'''Dredd:''' You ready [[NewMeat Rookie]]?\
19	'''Anderson:''' Yes sir.\
20	'''Dredd:''' You don't look ready.
21
22	->'''Dredd:''' You ready?\
23	'''Anderson:''' Yeah.\
24	'''Dredd:''' [[CallBack You look ready]].
25
26	->'''Chief Judge:''' What happened here?\
27	'''Dredd:''' [[SeenItAll Drug]] [[ButForMeItWasTuesday bust]].\
28	'''Chief Judge:''' Looks like you've been through it.\
29	'''Dredd:''' Perps were [[{{Understatement}} uncooperative]].
30
31	->[[spoiler:'''[[CavalryBetrayal Judge Lex]]:''']] 1 million credits.\
32	'''Ma-Ma:''' A million?\
33	[[spoiler:'''Judge Lex:''']] You have a problem with the judge. You know who he is?\
34	'''Ma-Ma:''' No.\
35	[[spoiler:'''Judge Lex:''']] [[TheDreaded I do.]] 1 million.
36
37	->[[Creator/KarlUrban I]] [[StarmakingRole started out as]] [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Eomer]]\
38	[[HeAlsoDid And next I played]] [[Film/StarTrek2009 McCoy]]\
39	[[CoolHelmet But once I put that helmet on]]\
40	It sparked my greatest joy\
41	A futuristic square-jawed judge\
42	[[AwesomeDearBoy By far my favourite role]]\
43	Everyone loved me\
44	Why haven't they sent me\
45	Back to the blocks to patrol?
46
47	->We need to make ''Dredd 2''\
48	It's already been too long\
49	We are wasting the potential\
50	Of this [[StillbornFranchise franchise]] [[AndThatsTerrible and it's wrong]]\
51	Make ''Dredd 2''\
52	It's imperative to try\
53	For soon they'll just [[ContinuityReboot reboot again]]\
54	[[TheOtherDarrin And cast some other guy]].
55
56	->MegaCity One is [[WretchedHive overflowing with scum]]\
57	[[TakeThat It's almost as bad as]] [[{{Joisey}} New Jersey]]\
58	There are plenty more villains who need to be judged\
59	And can't we do better than [[Series/GameOfThrones Cersei]]?\
60	We're well behind the schedule\
61	We should be on part 3\
62	There are follow ups for ''Film/IronMan''\
63	And ''Film/{{Thor}}'', so why not me?
64
65	->It's time to make ''Dredd 2''\
66	I'll never let it go\
67	You'd already have seen it\
68	[[AcclaimedFlop But our grosses were too low]]\
69	Make ''Dredd 2''\
70	This time we'll be a hit\
71	I promise if it's greenlit\
72	Then [[Creator/OliviaThirlby she'll]] [[{{Fanservice}} show a little tit]].
73
74	->[[Creator/SylvesterStallone People thought]] [[Film/JudgeDredd my Dredd was lame]]\
75	And maybe that's the case\
76	[[HelmetsAreHardlyHeroic I wouldn't keep my helmet on]]\
77	I like to show my face\
78	The remake finally comes along\
79	It's decent, I admit\
80	It makes me realise mine\
81	[[SoBadItsGood Was just a silly piece of shit]]
82
83	->So let them make ''Dredd 2''\
84	It's sure to entertain\
85	The only thing it won't have\
86	Is the lovely Diane Lane.
87
88	->Make ''Dredd 2''\
89	I'm [[{{Pun}} dreading]] ''[[Film/StarTrekBeyond Star Trek 3]]''\
90	So, can't we make ''Dredd 2'' instead?\
91	[[DoingItForTheArt I'll star in it for free]]
92
93	->Make ''Dredd 2'' (Make ''Dredd 2'')\
94	Make ''Dredd 2'' (Make ''Dredd 2'')\
95	Make!\
96	Dredd!\
97	2!
98
99	->Make ''Dredd 2''!
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