Line #72 Quotes/LetsYouAndHimFight


1	->'''Spider-Girl:''' Isn't the whole Hero vs. Hero thing a tad played out?\
2	'''Stinger:''' Oh, it's a total cliché. But that doesn't mean it stopped being fun!
3	-->-- ''ComicBook/SpiderGirl #16''
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5	->''The necessities of the format mean that the game must constantly be contriving reasons for two characters to fight. But about sixty to seventy percent of the fights are founded on ''misunderstandings'' or ''pranks'' so that after the fight ends, the participants [[EasilyForgiven can be all chums again]] two dialogue lines later, as the winner awkwardly helps stitch up the loser's gaping stab wounds and picks up all the fragments of jawbone that blasted out of his asshole.''
6	-->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'', "VideoGame/MortalKombatX''
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9	->''"I know it's practically a requirement in situations like these... but is there any chance we could pass on the gratuitous fight?"''
10	-->-- '''Nate Grey/X-Man''', ''[[ComicBook/SpiderMan The Amazing Spider-Man]]'' #420
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12	->'''Orbot:''' Ah-ah-ah! You have to follow the crossover by-laws!\
13	'''Sonic:''' We have to fight each other first? '''Really?'''\
14	'''Mega Man:''' Aw, man...
15	-->-- ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogMegaManWorldsCollide'', "Short Circuits" strip.
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17	->''"Sometimes when us super-powered types come across each other spirits can run high; misunderstandings can happen."''
18	-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}''', ''ComicBook/XMen Legends''
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20	->'''[[Comicbook/TheMightyThor Thorb]] (Bubbly):''' If we are heroes, why must we fight amongst ourselves?!\
21	'''[[Comicbook/IronMan Iron Rabbit]] (Jimmy Five):''' ''Editowial twadition''!
22	-->--''Comicbook/MonicasGang'' [[http://i.imgur.com/82fXhDx.png spoof]] of ''Film/TheAvengers2012''
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24	->''Rule 178 of Marveldom... "Whenever two or more heroes converge, they must fight for no visible reason!"''
25	-->--'''ComicBook/{{Daredevil}}''', ''Comicbook/SergioAragonesMassacresMarvel''
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27	->''Superheroes only fight supervillains! ''(gets smacked in the face)'' ...Of course, if you wanted to become a supervillain, I think we could have that arranged.''
28	-->--'''WesternAnimation/TheTick''', getting in a bar brawl with another bug-themed hero, "The Tick vs. The Tick"
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30	->'''Jafar:''' Tell me, Hades; what happens when one hero fights another hero?\
31	'''Hades:''' Mayhem, uh, chaos, uh, collateral damage? Nice, but, ah, how would ''that'' start?\
32	'''Jafar:''' Welll, what if Aladdin and Hercules were to have some terrible misunderstanding? With the proper motivation--\
33	'''Hades:''' Oooh! They would fight until they ''destroyed each other.'' I like it!
34	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HerculesTheAnimatedSeries'', "Hercules and the Arabian Night"
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36	->''The game they played was called Let's You and Him Fight.''
37	-->-- '''Shadow''', ''Literature/AmericanGods'' (quoting [[Comicstrip/{{Popeye}} J. Wellington Wimpy]])
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39	-> '''Wizard Shazam''': Henceforth it shall be your sacred duty to defend the poor and helpless, right wrongs and crush evil everywhere.
40	-> '''Linkara!Shazam''': Also to constantly get into fights with Superman when the writers want someone who's a match for him.
41	-->-- ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'', ''[[ComicBook/{{Shazam}} Whiz Comics #2]]''
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43	->''These are Five-Hundred years and change of Souls that Alucard has consumed. After a while, he stopped actually killing people himself and started hanging around battlefields, letting others do it for him.''
44	-->--'''Sir Integra Hellsing''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
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46	->''Now kill each other like a good mother and daughter.''
47	-->--'''[[SmugSnake Quattro]]''', ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaStrikers''
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49	->'''Sisko''': Do you really think that one Starfleet ship is going to fire on another?
50	->'''Leyton''': As far as Captain Benteen's crew is concerned, the ''Defiant'' isn't a Starfleet ship. They've been told everyone on the ''Defiant'' has been replaced by Shape-shifters.
51	-->--''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Paradise Lost"
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53	->''Don't wanna give back my drinky-drink? It's a fight you're hankering for, huhhh? ...You want to surpass an oni? You're interested in a fight? Fine with me.'' '''''Let's you and me fight.'''''
54	-->-- '''Suika Ibuki''', ''FanFic/FantasyOfUtterRidiculousness''
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56	->''You've seen them fight as hero vs. hero. You've seen them fight as friend vs. friend. Now the greatest threat to the Avengers is … it's gonna be themselves again, isn't it?''
57	-->-- '''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''' for ''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar''
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59	->'''The Terminator''': It launches its missiles against the targets in Russia.\
60	'''John Connor''': Why attack Russia? Aren't they our friends now?\
61	'''Terminator''': Because Skynet knows that the Russian counterattack will eliminate its enemies over here.
62	-->--''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay''
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64	->''If Captain Marvel and Superman were to discover these engines on their worlds, and join forces to destroy them, they might learn that one weakness-- and it is for this reason that I and Black Adam have been sent to involve the heroes in battle! Fighting each other, the heroes will be too busy to uncover the true threat to their Earths... In this way, both Earth-One and Earth-S will be annihilated-- and neither Superman nor Captain Marvel can do a thing to save them!''
65	-->-- '''[[ComicBook/KryptoniteNevermore Sandman Superman]]''', ''ComicBook/SupermanVsShazam''
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67	->'''Black Mask''': Why hasn't Batman wiped this little smear off the face of the planet?\
68	'''Ms. Li''': Maybe he doesn't want to. Perhaps he's letting your and the Red Hood war it out. He could be waiting...\
69	'''Black Mask''': To take on the winner? What does he think this is, a tennis tournament?
70	-->--''WesternAnimation/BatmanUnderTheRedHood''
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72	->''It was a textbook "superhero misunderstanding battle". Happens all the time.''
73	-->-- '''Spider-Man''', ''ComicBook/MarvelAdventures''

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