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1	->'''Villager #1:''' Alright. Let's get him!\
2	'''Villager #2:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't you know what that thing could do to you?\
3	'''Villager #3:''' Yeah. He'll grind your bones for his bread.\
4	'''Shrek:''' Well, actually... that would be a giant. [the villagers are surprised] Now, ogres. They're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. They'll shave your liver! Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.\
5	'''Villager #4:''' [he waves a torch at Shrek] Back! Back, beast! BACK! I warn you! [Shrek puts out the torch with his hand] Right.\
6	'''Shrek:''' [he roars loudly at the screaming villagers] [[ThisIsThePartWhere This is the part where you run away]]. [The villagers run away as Shrek laughs.] And stay out!
7	-->-- Shrek frightening a group of villagers.
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9	->'''Farquaad:''' Mirror mirror on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?\
10	'''Magic Mirror:''' Well, technically, you're not a king.\
11	'''Farquaad:''' Uh, Thelonious? [Thelonious threatens the Magic Mirror as he breaks a small mirror with his fist.] You were saying?\
12	'''Magic Mirror:''' What I mean is sir, you're not a king yet. But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess.\
13	'''Farquaad:''' Go on.\
14	'''Magic Mirror:''' Ha. So, just sit back and relax, my Lord. [[Series/TheDatingGame Because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes and heeeeeeeere they are!]]
15	-->-- Farquaad talking to the Magic Mirror.
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17	-> "Shrek is the WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse of Creator/{{DreamWorks\|Animation}}."
18	-->-- Kelly Asbury
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20	-> "Back when this first aired, Shrek was the darling of computer animation and gave his parent company Dreamworks a hip, cutting edge, irreverent attitude. Now the ogre is past his sell-by date and has turned into a complete mockery; a property memed and ridiculed all over the Internet as a dated, not-as-clever-as-it-thought-it-was merchandising gimmick, to say nothing of his close relationship with [[Music/SmashMouth Smash Mouth.]]"

Context Quotes / Shrek