Line #65 Quotes/VillainsOutShopping


1	->''"Some days, you just don't feel all that evil."''
2	-->-- '''[[VillainProtagonist Doctor Impossible]]''', ''Literature/SoonIWillBeInvincible''
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4	->'''Naomi:''' I'm leaving, I'll be back later. Take care of yourselves and try not to destroy any furniture in your petty battles for [[TakeOverTheWorld world domination]].\
5	'''Light:''' My goal is not world domination.\
6	'''Naomi:''' Light, you said you'd be god of the new world. What do you call that?\
7	'''Light:''' A new era of enlightenment.\
8	'''Duck:''' [[AtLeastIAdmitIt To save face and not sound like a jackass I'll be frank, my goal is world domination]].\
9	'''Naomi:''' Whatever. Try not to get any blood on the carpet.
10	-->-- ''FanFic/AllYouNeedIsLove''
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12	->''"Now is a chance to see what happens to the Master between the Doctor's adventures, what he gets up after his last defeat and before his next (I hate to sound pessimistic but [[TheUsualAdversaries it's his lot in life]])."''
13	-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/11/dark-eyes-iii-death-of-hope-written-by.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'', "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWhoNEDASDarkEyes3E1TheDeathOfHope Dark Eyes III: Death of Hope]]"
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15	->''"Zod at a coffeehouse. That's [[AGoodNameForARockBand the name of my new beat play]]. But anyway, we see Zod not [[KneelBeforeZod making people kneel]]... but instead getting coffee. Menacing indeed."''
16	-->-- '''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville9-ep06 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'', "[[Recap/SmallvilleS09E06Crossfire Crossfire]]"
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18	->''"[[SarcasmMode That's cute]], Thanos has [[CallToAgriculture a retirement plan]]."''
19	-->-- '''James "Rhodey" Rhodes/War Machine''', ''Film/AvengersEndgame''
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21	->'''Sgt. Bidet:''' He's out there somewhere, Peep. A ruthless, bloodthirsty killer.\
22	''[cut to the Nomad under a palm tree with a bag of sweets]''\
23	'''Nomad:''' Oh goody, nothing but red ones left!
24	-->-- ''ComicStrip/BeauPeep''
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26	->''"[[SerialKillerKiller Light]], since nobody's home right now, let's play VideoGame/MarioGolf. We haven't played in a while."''
27	-->-- '''[[{{Shinigami}} Ryuk]]''', ''Manga/DeathNote''
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29	->''"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fu2nykadfY&list=PL66A1A5413B5E90F8&index=114&feature=plpp_video As I'm walking down the street / wanna kill everyone that I meet / Look at that top, it's sweet!]]"''
30	-->-- '''Light Yagami''', ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv''
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32	->''"At four PM, I shall return home for a nap and an early dinner... ...At seven, I shall go the gala at Buckingham Palace and blow the place to kingdom come!"''
33	-->-- '''Professor James Moriarty''', ''Franchise/SherlockHolmes'' radio drama
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35	->''"Once Clark’s done working on his fitness, it’s back to Lex Luthor, who is inexplicably [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment practicing ballroom dancing with a woman dressed as Marie Antoinette]] in what is unquestionably the single best shot of the movie. I just love that Luthor has weird habits to goof off with whenever he has downtime from his Kill Superman plans. It’s also worth noting that he’s wearing [[PimpDuds a golden dollar sign medallion]] for the duration of this scene."''
36	-->-- '''Chris Sims''' on ''Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace''
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38	->'''Newsreader:''' Voldemort blogs about [his return to power] on his new [=FlooTube=] channel.\
39	'''Voldemort:''' I'M GONNA FIND HARRY POTTER AND I'M GONNA ''[bleep]'' IN HIS ''[bleep]''!\
40	'''Newsreader:''' Also does a review of ''Film/SeventeenAgain2009''.\
41	'''Voldemort:''' Well, it was a little slow at the beginning, but come on: Creator/ZacEfron! Zefron! 'Nuff said.
42	-->-- ''Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical''
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44	->''"The [Decepticon Justice Division] were never going to be utterly murderous, terrifying, super-evil monsters 24/7, because who is like that, really? But given that, as readers, you weren't afforded a privileged 'off-stage' glimpse into their lives until #39, but instead saw them as the 'in universe' characters did, of course based on the info given you're gonna assume they're 100% awful -- everyone 'in universe' does."''
45	-->-- '''James Roberts''' on issue #39 of ''ComicBook/TransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye''
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47	->''"...We should pick up some milk while we're here."''
48	-->-- '''Dr. Drakken,''' ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''
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50	->''"Don't bother me, Knuckles! I just want to play some slots!"''
51	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/GameGrumps Danny Sexbang]]''', pretending to be '''[[VideoGame/SonicAdventure Dr. Eggman]]'''
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53	->''[[VillainProtagonist The vampire]] moped for a week. Not in the way that one might expect him to -- [[VillainousBreakdown with fire and death, blood running red in the streets, and a dark miasma blotting out the sun]]. No, the vampire moped pretty much the same way everyone else does -- he watched television.''
54	-->-- ''Literature/AnUnattractiveVampire'' by [=Jim McDoniel=]
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56	->''"Fawful is on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you! And he is watching the seal on the [[SealedEvilInACan Dark Star]] as it breaks... When it does, all the kingdom will be dark as darkness! But until then... maybe Fawful will have some shopping."''
57	-->-- '''Fawful''', ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiBowsersInsideStory''
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59	->'''Ganyu:''' I think you've had enough. About time you tell us your plan, no?\
60	'''[[{{Mooks}} Fatui Skirmisher]]:''' Plan... What plan?\
61	'''Ganyu:''' We just taught you a lesson, but clearly, you weren't paying attention. If you don't spill whatever you're scheming against Liyue... We'll be forced to use harsher methods.\
62	'''Fatui Skirmisher:''' I'm telling the truth. There's no scheme.\
63	'''Ganyu:''' If you're telling the truth, then why would you, a member of the Fatui, suddenly appear on the outskirts of Qingce Village?\
64	'''Fatui Skirmisher:''' Fine. If you really want know, then, well... I was about to...\
65	'''Paimon:''' About to... what?\
66	'''Fatui Skirmisher:''' ...pick berries over there.\
67	'''Ganyu:''' Uhh... I must admit, I didn't expect you to come up with a silly excuse.\
68	'''Fatui Skirmisher:''' It's not an excuse! I rarely have a free morning, and I heard that there were fresh berries in this area... Think about it. I'm here alone and Qingce Village is nothing more than a retirement spot for old people. What could I be scheming anyway?\
69	'''Paimon:''' Judging by how he's looking at us, it does seem like he feels like he's the victim here.\
70	'''Ganyu:''' So you have nothing to do with the occupation of Fanmu Carpenter's warehouse?\
71	'''Fatui Skirmisher:''' Fanmu Carpenter's warehouse? Where is that? [[NotMeThisTime I swear, I only came here to pick berries, that's all]].
72	-->-- ''VideoGame/GenshinImpact'', "Sea of Clouds, Sea of People"
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74	->'''[[YesMan Agent Stone]]:''' I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk?\
75	'''[[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate Dr. Robotnik]]:''' ...What do I look like, an imbecile? [[PetTheDog Of course I want a latte]]. '''[[SuddenlyShouting I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE THEM]]!'''
76	-->-- ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020''
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78	->''"Contrary to All for One's usual habits of death, destruction, revolution of society and inhumane quirk experimentation, he did have a few milder hobbies."''
79	-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/24255208/chapters/58451539 Internet Friends]]''
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81	->'''Glumshanks:''' Sir, if you hate the Skylanders so much, why are we here?\
82	'''Kaos:''' I'm getting a lay of the land for my attack. Plus, I need to know who to draft for my Skylander fantasy league.\
83	'''Glumshanks:''' I guess every supervillain needs a pointless hobby. (Kaos hits him with his binoculars)\
84	'''Kaos:''' Don't judge me, Glumshanks. I don't mock those little candies you collect.\
85	'''Glumshanks:''' That's my anxiety medication, sir.
86	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SkylandersAcademy''
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88	->''"Most people just know my father as the despotic warlord who rules Europa, but he does have his amusing Sparky quirks. Did you know he really loves waffles?"''
89	-->-- '''Gilgamesh Wulfenbach''' on his father Klaus, in ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' ([[https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090812 Vol. IX p. 77]])
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91	->'''Wordgirl:''' Dr. Two Brains! Robbing the hardware store, eh?\
92	'''Cashier:''' He wasn't robbing me. Look, he's in the middle of handing me money.\
93	'''Wordgirl:''' Oh. Anyways, I'm surprised to see you here and not trying to rob the cheese delivery van like you ''said'' you would.\
94	'''Dr. Two Brains:''' I said I'd ''think'' about it.
95	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Wordgirl}}''
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