| 1 | ->'''Amy:''' Take this [picture]. It's much better. I don't have my mouth wide open, like Serena.\ |
| 2 | '''Serena:''' You ''bitch''! |
| 3 | |
| 4 | ->'''Serena:''' Are you the Moon Princess, ''Sailor Venus''?\ |
| 5 | '''Mina:''' I don't know, ''Sailor Moon''.\ |
| 6 | '''Raye:''' [[NoIndoorVoice OH MY GOD, THERE'S TWO OF THEEEEEM]]!!! |
| 7 | |
| 8 | ->'''Cats:''' Sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex...\ |
| 9 | '''Cat #1:''' Sex! Sex, sex, sex...\ |
| 10 | ''Fishbone!''\ |
| 11 | '''Cat #1:''' Sex?\ |
| 12 | '''Hercules:''' Meow.\ |
| 13 | '''Cats:''' [[OhCrap SEX!]]\ |
| 14 | ''(The cats back up)''\ |
| 15 | '''Luna:''' O-kay.\ |
| 16 | ''(A small pink cat is chewing on Luna's tail. It notices Luna staring and spits her tail out)''\ |
| 17 | '''Cat #2:''' ([[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily making a big grin]]) Sex! (walks away and says "sex" with each step)\ |
| 18 | '''Luna:''' [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Well that was just]] [[LampshadeHanging pointless and weird]]. |
| 19 | |
| 20 | ->'''Luna:''' [[TheReveal Sailor Moon is the Moon Princess!]]\ |
| 21 | '''Lita:''' Yeah, it's a total [[DoubleEntendre blow-away.]] [[ReallyGetsAround I would know.]]\ |
| 22 | '''Amy:''' Oh my gosh, [[CaptainObvious Darien's Tuxedo Mask!]]\ |
| 23 | '''Mina:''' [[LampshadeHanging I, like, point out the obvious, over and over again!]]\ |
| 24 | '''Luna:''' Right, like how Sailor Moon is the Moon Princess!\ |
| 25 | '''Amy:''' And how Darien is Tuxedo Mask!\ |
| 26 | '''Serena:''' What about me being the Moon Princess?\ |
| 27 | '''Zoicite:''' Wait, ''Darien's'' the Moon Princess?\ |
| 28 | '''Amy:''' [[MindScrew No, no- Zoicite's Tuxedo Moon!]]\ |
| 29 | '''Raye:''' WHAT'S GOING ON?! |
| 30 | |
| 31 | ->'''Moon Princess''': Tuxedo Mask... find the Imperial Crystal...\ |
| 32 | '''Darien''': What?\ |
| 33 | '''Moon Princess''': [[SuddenlyShouting THE IMPERIAL CRYSTAL!]]\ |
| 34 | '''Darien''': Is that you, Serena?\ |
| 35 | '''Moon Princess''': NO! [[BigEater And get me a pizza]]... pizza... [-pizza-]... '''PIZZA'''! |
| 36 | |
| 37 | ->'''Darien''': This painting looks familiar... I feel like I've seen this guy before. Oh- maybe it's the girl who is familiar...\ |
| 38 | '''Moon Princess''': Still waiting on that pizza...\ |
| 39 | '''Darien''': Nope, nothing comes to mind. |
| 40 | |
| 41 | ->'''Queen Beryl:''' WHAT THE *BEEP* IS THIS? This is the ''second'' scene of the episode- ''[[MediumAwareness we're usually the opening skit!]]'' This is all your fault, Jedite! We're second rate now- YOU *BEEP*ING FAILURE! |
| 42 | |
| 43 | ->'''Raye:''' Don't worry Sailor Moon. We'll always be right behind you.\ |
| 44 | '''Serena:''' Thanks!\ |
| 45 | '''Raye:''' With a knife.\ |
| 46 | '''Serena:''' Oh.\ |
| 47 | '''Raye:''' To stab you.\ |
| 48 | '''Serena:''' ...I get it.\ |
| 49 | '''Raye:''' And twist it.\ |
| 50 | '''Serena:''' OK...\ |
| 51 | '''Raye:''' ''I HATE YOU.''\ |
| 52 | '''Serena:''' Thanks Raye! |
| 53 | |
| 54 | ->'''Serena (using the Lunar Pen:''' Turn me into a flight attendant. |
| 55 | (Transforms) |
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