Line #51 Quotes/CasualDangerDialogue


1	->''"Rashid, please move forward and prevent it from disintegrating me, if you please."''
2	-->-- '''Arthur Langtry''', Merlin of the White Council, ''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Turn Coat]]''
3
4	->''"So I was hoping after you punch me through a wall, you could--"''
5	-->-- '''Rocky Rickaby''', ''Webcomic/{{Lackadaisy}}''
6
7	->''"Houston, we have a problem."''
8	-->-- '''Jim Lovell''', ''Film/Apollo13''
9
10	->''[War has broken out, soldiers are dying left and right.]''
11	->'''Baba Voss:''' Tamacti Jun! ''[eliminates two soldiers with his blade]''
12	->'''Tamacti Jun:''' [[RockyRollCall Baba Voss]]! ''[parries an enemy soldier's attack and kills him]''
13	->'''Baba Voss:''' Just checking to see if you're dead! ''[plunges his sword into a soldier's skull]''
14	->'''Tamacti Jun:''' Not yet!
15	-->-- ''{{Series/See}}'', "Rock-a-Bye"
16
17	->''"When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream."''
18	-->-- '''Music/JohnLennon'''
19
20	->Emmett even shouted a remark about the superior flavor of ursine creatures in between being used to knock a tree over and successfully depriving Siobhan of one of her feet.
21	-->-- '''Narration''', ''Fanfic/{{Luminosity}}''
22
23	->'''Spooner''': How long is that gonna take?\
24	'''Calvin''': About six minutes.\
25	'''Spooner''': What if we didn't have six minutes?\
26	'''Calvin''': Then we'd have a problem. Why?\
27	'''Spooner''': Because I seriously doubt we have six minutes.\
28	''(Camera pans out and shows an army of robots climbing up the side of the building)''
29	-->-- ''Film/IRobot''
30
31	->''"Something tells me this ain't the ''Ride/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' ride."''
32	-->-- '''Omar''', ''Film/RichieRich'' (they are in the [[ConveyorBeltODoom intake hopper]] that feeds one of Keenbean's machines)
33
34	->''[Zombies are swarming. Harry takes out one that was about to attack Lara.]''\
35	'''Lara:''' ''[conversationally]'' Oh. That was gentlemanly of you, Dresden.\
36	'''Harry:''' I've been known to pull out chairs and open doors, too.\
37	'''Lara:''' How very unfashionable. And endearing.
38	-->-- ''Literature/TurnCoat''
39
40	->''"We're stuck here, about to be turned into [[ItMakesSenseInContext wax statues]], and the two of them are bickering! They really don't seem to understand the danger of the situation at all!"''
41	-->-- '''Princess Vivi''' of ''Manga/OnePiece'' (noting Nami and Zoro's response to the current kidnapping)
42
43	->''"[[GonnaNeedMoreX You're gonna need a bigger boat.]]"''
44	-->-- '''Martin Brody''', upon sighting the shark about five metres from the stern of the ''Orca'', ''Film/{{Jaws}}''
45
46	->''chained to a roller coaster and dodging things such as fire and giant hammers''
47	->'''Mr. Miracle''': You have to admit, this is a pretty good death trap.\
48	'''Batman''': I've been in better, but the track is a nice touch.
49	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold''
50
51	->'''Fender:''' You know, [[WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong it used to be a lot worse.]] They had this giant hammer-- \
52	'''Rodney:''' [[OhCrap AH!]]\
53	'''Fender:''' ''(sees hammer)'' Oh. They brought it back.
54	-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Robots}}''
55
56	->'''Tek:''' It's time, Cale. It's time to stop running.\
57	'''Korso:''' ''[spotting the Drej entering]'' Well, actually, I think it's time to ''start.''
58	-->--''WesternAnimation/TitanAE''
59
60	-> "... Excuse me a minute."\
61	He was interrupted by a burst of incoherent screaming which sounded like the warcry of a [[BloodKnight Khornate fanatic]] and which [[KilledMidSentence terminated abruptly]] in a thud of a power maul on full charge and a gurgle that sounded distinctly unhealthy. "Well he's not getting mine[[labelnote:*]]the Khornate warcry is "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!"[[/labelnote]] ... Sorry commissar, where were we?"
62	-->-- '''Praetor Kolbe''', ''Literature/CiaphasCain: The Traitor's Hand''
63
64	-> '''Air Traffic Control''': You are cleared to land on any runway.\
65	'''Capt. Al Haynes''': Roger. ''[chuckles]'' You want to be particular and make it a ''runway'', huh?
66	-->-- [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Airlines_Flight_232 United Airlines Flight 232]], crash landing in Sioux City, Iowa, July 19, 1989.
67
68	->''"[[CharacterCatchphrase Eh... what's up, Doc?]]"''
69	-->-- '''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny''', often while he has a gun pointed directly at his skull.
70
71	->'''Pacha:''' ...[[OhCrap Uh-oh.]]\
72	'''Kuzco:''' ''(facing the other way)'' Don't tell me. We're about to go over [[InevitableWaterfall a huge waterfall?]]\
73	'''Pacha:''' Yep.\
74	'''Kuzco:''' Sharp rocks at the bottom?\
75	'''Pacha:''' Most likely.\
76	''({{beat}})''\
77	'''Kuzco:''' [[BringIt Bring it on.]]
78	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove''
79
80	->''"Hi, guys. Listen, they're... they're telling me that the... the generators can't take it, and the ship is... flying apart and all that. Just FYI."''
81	-->-- '''Fred Kwan''', ''Film/GalaxyQuest''
82
83	->''"Sorry, I'm busy making death threats to Samaritan operatives."''
84	-->-- '''John Reese''', ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "[[Recap/PersonOfInterestS04E11 If-Then-Else]]"
85
86	->''"Can we talk about this after the whole lethal shootout thing?"''
87	-->-- '''Sameen Shaw''', ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "The Day The World Went Away"
88
89	->''"Folks, there is some sort of electrical disturbance in the stands. Metalbender cops are dropping like bumbleflies. There appear to be masked members of the audience wielding strange devices on their hands. One of them is in the booth with me right now, folks! He is leveling one of those glove devices at me now, and I believe he is about to electrocute me! I am currently wetting my pants!"'' zap
90	-->-- '''Shiro Shinobi''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra''
91
92	->''"You shut the goddamn hell up, super monsters."''
93	-->-- '''Black Mage''', ''WebComic/EightBitTheater''
94
95	->''(Milo and Zack are running away from a concrete pipe trying to crush them)''\
96	'''Zack''': Wait; why aren't ''you'' screaming!?!\
97	'''Milo''': [[ConditionedToAcceptHorror I find it doesn't help]]. Just hurts the larynx.
98	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MiloMurphysLaw''
99
100	->'''Clara:''' That thing is after us, and you want a chat? \
101	'''The Doctor:''' Well we can't chat after we've been horribly killed, can we?
102	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Snowmen"
103
104	->''[[AC: SOCIAL INTERACTION WILL CEASE!]]''
105	-->-- '''a Dalek''', to the Doctor, Rose and Mickey, ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Doomsday"
106
107	->''"You really think this is the time for a semantics debate?"''
108	-->-- '''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara Gordon]]''', ''ComicBook/GothamCityGarage''
109
110	->''"I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking."''
111	-->-- '''Falcon to Spider-Man''', ''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar''
112
113	->'''Speed''': Just so I know: are we going to stand here and bicker all day or are we going to go fight the bad guys?\
114	'''Stature''': Usually we manage to do both at the same time. We're good like that.
115	-->-- ''ComicBook/YoungAvengers''
116
117	->''"We're about to die, and this is what we're discussing?"''
118	-->-- '''Gamora''', ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''
119
120	->'''Pumbaa''': Shall we run for our lives?\
121	'''Timon''': Oh yes, let's.
122	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKingOneAndAHalf'', during the wildebeest stampede
123
124	->'''Col. Mustard''': (examining the lounge) Just checking.\
125	'''Mrs. Peacock''': Is everything alright?\
126	'''Col. Mustard''': Yep. Two corpses, everything's fine.
127	-->-- ''Film/{{Clue}}''
128
129	->'''Anakin''': We lost something.\
130	'''Obi-Wan''': Not to worry. We are still flying ''half'' a ship.
131	-->--''Franchise/StarWars: Film/RevengeOfTheSith'', on preparing to [[ComingInHot crash-land]] what's left of Grievous' flagship ''Invisible Hand''
132
133	->'''Black Widow:''' I expected a little more resistance. I know SHIELD intel said these were just the worker bees, low-caste organizers with an aptitude for filling, but...
134	->'''Hawkeye:''' Natasha! For God's sake!
135	->'''Black Widow:''' What?
136	->'''Hawkeye:''' It's okay for you and your million dollars enhancements, but I can't do this stuff and talk at the same time, honey!
137	-->-- ''ComicBook/TheUltimates''
138
139	->'''Cornelius:''' What is with these people, colonel? It's life and death down there and they're all cracking jokes like they're characters in one of those stupid summer pop-corn flicks.
140	-->-- ''ComicBook/UltimateXMen''
141
142	-> '''Reporter:''' Tom, the Disney Music/JonasBrothers 3D Television Special has failed, costing the Disney Company millions, and [[NoodleIncident once again]] Mickey is pissed off and throwing a fit.\
143	'''WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse:''' (''while [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever giant]] and floating over the town, destroying everything in his wake'') Vengeance is mine! You are all ants and I am your destroyer, haha!\
144	'''Reporter:''' The Disney purity ring venture will most likely now prove a marketing bust, as Mickey returns to Valhalla to slumber and feed.
145	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "The Ring"
146
147	->'''Lea:''' Not bad for an on-the-fly team, right?\
148	'''Aqua:''' Don't talk! Fight!\
149	'''Lea:''' Hmph... You don't have to say it like ''that''...
150	-->-- ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsIII [[DownloadableContent Re Mind]]''
151
152	->'''Billy:''' The hell's goin' on up there...?
153	->''[[CrashInThroughTheCeiling (Ron falls through the ceiling)]]''
154	->'''Billy:''' Hey, Ron.
155	->'''Ron:''' Hey, Billy. That hurt.
156	-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBJU9ndpH1Q This video]] of a man casually falling out of a convenience store wall
157
158	->''I see you're out of [[TerrainSculpting the wall]].''
159	-->--'''Nahiri''' to Sorin Markov [[https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?printed=true&multiverseid=461031 as Sorin is magically draining the blood from her body]] against a backdrop of a battle for the future of the Multiverse, ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''.
160
161	->''[Istas and Verity are currently strapped to tables by a snake cult preparing to sacrifice them to a dragon.]''\
162	'''Istas:''' I will enjoy removing his insides [[AndShowItToYou and displaying them to him as a part of his outsides]]. ''[{{Beat}}]'' I believe I will wear his liver as a hat.\
163	'''Verity:''' Okay, well, good, that’s a goal. First we need to get loose. Then we can think about internal organ haberdashery.
164	-->-- ''Literature/InCryptid: Discount Armageddon''
165
166	->''"I would greatly prefer if you didn't put a bullet into my brain; it would complicate my plans for life, most of which involve not being dead."''
167	-->-- '''Alex Price''', ''Literature/InCryptid: Pocket Apocalypse''
168
169	->'''Willingham:''' No offense sir, but you're being awfully casual about this. I mean, as casual as usual. But aren't we dealing with "Creator/BramStoker Meets [[{{VideoGame/Wolfenstein}} Castle Wolfenstein]]" shit here?\
170	'''Pip:''' Honestly Willingham, we were prepared for a full-on tactical assault. Instead we got a volley of [[ThoseWackyNazis Swastika-covered dipshits]] [[LeeroyJenkins running dick-first into enemy territory.]]\
171	'''Willingham:''' Still kinda crazy though isn't it?\
172	'''Pip:''' No way! If you told me two years ago when we were either starting or ending a war in The Middle East that we'd end up fighting [[{{Ghostapo}} Nazi Vampires]], I'd have kissed you full on the mouth. [[VictoryIsBoring But now? All I feel is robbed.]]
173	-->--''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
174
175	->''"Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back."''
176	-->--'''Peter Venkman''', ''Film/Ghostbusters1984''
177
178	->''[[ObligatoryJoke Insert joke here]] about how I leave you alone for five minutes and [[ApocalypseHow all of Fillory goes to shit.]]''
179	-->--'''Julia,''' ''[[Literature/TheMagicians The Magician's Land]]''
180
181	->'''Bob:''' Yeah, so I got [[EnormousEngagementRing it]] from Rocko. I hope you don't mind too much. But um... happy engagement!
182	->'''Jean:''' ''Get out of the monster's mouth!''
183	->'''Bob:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh hey gee, honey, that's a swell idea!]]
184	-->-- ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob,'' [[http://bobadventures.thecomicseries.com/comics/719/ Nov. 24, 2012]]
185
186	->''Our skipper is canny, a droll kind of soul,''\
187	''He's never sulked and he's still cracking jokes''\
188	''"Ah, Mr. Starbuck, your aim is quite rare!"''\
189	''"Well I aims to sink her beyond disrepair!"''
190	--> -- '''Music/TheLongestJohns,''' "Nantucket"
191
192	->[[[ItMakesSenseInContext Giant vortex appears above him]]] ''"Here's something that doesn't happen everydaaaaaaaayyyyyy...!"'' [[[ItMakesSenseInContext Gets sucked into the vortex]]]
193	-->-- '''Smoke Scream''', ''VideoGame/SkylandersTrapTeam''
194
195	->''"I am Rei Ayanami, yes. Why are you trying to kill me? And if it would not be too much trouble, could we perhaps reschedule this assassination? I have much work to do in regards to cleaning my now dirty clothes."''
196	-->-- '''Rei Ayanami''', ''Fanfic/RiseOfTheMinisukas''
197
198	->'''Claude:''' Well, you can definitely handle yourself in a fight, mister warrior king.\
199	'''Dimitri:''' Good to see your humor is intact, never mind the gravity of the moment.
200	-->-- ''VideoGame/FireEmblemWarriorsThreeHopes''
201
202	->'''Baby Bear''': Oi, I'm gonna bust you up, plum-thumb! And then I'm gonna [[ItMakesSenseInContext wear your clothes]]!\
203	'''Jack Horner''': [confused] That was weird. [blasts Baby away]
204	-->--''WesternAnimation/PussInBootsTheLastWish''

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