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3 | [[folder:Anime and Manga]] |
4 | ->'''Hol Horse:''' The gun is mightier than the sword, my friend.\ |
5 | '''Polnareff:''' Just what the hell are you trying to get at, anyway?\ |
6 | '''Hol Horse:''' See, my stand is the gun, so your sword can't beat my gun.\ |
7 | '''Polnareff:''' What's that? I can beat your bum? Oh, you're into ''that'' stuff!\ |
8 | ''Polnareff starts laughing, and Hol Horse joins in shortly. After some fifteen seconds of laughter-''\ |
9 | '''Hol Horse:''' [[MoodWhiplash I'll]] [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] [[MoodWhiplash kill you!]] |
10 | -->-- ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders'', 2000 OVA (2003 English dub) |
11 | |
12 | ->'''Hol Horse:''' "The gun is mightier than the sword." Such a brilliant quote.\ |
13 | '''Polnareff:''' What are you trying to say, exactly?\ |
14 | '''Hol Horse:''' That I have a Stand that shoots, and a sword simply can't beat that.\ |
15 | '''Polnareff:''' So what, a ''pea shooter?!''\ |
16 | ''Polnareff laughs with Hol Horse joining in. About 8 seconds later-''\ |
17 | '''Polnareff and Hol Horse:''' [[MoodWhiplash Prepare to die!]] |
18 | -->-- ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders'', 2014 anime (2017 English dub) |
19 | |
20 | ->''"King Dedede may be a despicable dictator, but you've got to admit he's got some funny shtick."'' |
21 | -->-- '''Meta Knight''', ''Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa'' |
22 | [[/folder]] |
23 | |
24 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
25 | ->''"I'd wring your neck if I didn't admire you so much."'' |
26 | -->-- '''Gen''' to the Snitch, after realizing he and Stray Dog have been played against each other in a elaborate double-cross, ''ComicBook/UsagiYojimbo'' |
27 | [[/folder]] |
28 | |
29 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
30 | ->''([[CurbStompBattle Cell gets the shit kicked out of him by Vegeta]])''\ |
31 | '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Cell's Ass:]]''' Oh, this is an unfortunate turn of events.\ |
32 | '''Vegeta:''' Did you just... talk out your ass?\ |
33 | '''Cell:''' Well... to be fair, Vegeta, [[MixAndMatchCritters you are part of my DNA.]]\ |
34 | '''Vegeta:''' Ooh, that is the closest thing you've done to damage since I've gotten here. |
35 | -->--''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' |
36 | |
37 | ->'''Teal Iwatani:''' [[PoisonAndCureGambit If Monti poisons someone and I offer the antivenom for a price]] then-\ |
38 | '''Naofumi Iwatani:''' You're already pushing it. ''({{Beat}})'' Though ransoming antivenom for profit isn't a bad idea... Monti I'll need some of your venom later. |
39 | -->--''Fanfic/FamilyOfTheShield'', '''Chapter 22''' |
40 | [[/folder]] |
41 | |
42 | [[folder:Films -- Live-Action]] |
43 | ->[''Baxter the dog barks at Ron.'']\ |
44 | '''Ron Burgundy:''' Huh? [[SpeaksFluentAnimal You pooped in the refrigerator?]] ''And'' you ate the whole... [[BigEater wheel of cheese?]] How'd you do that? Actually, I'm not even mad. That's amazing. (''chuckles'') |
45 | -->-- ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy'' |
46 | |
47 | ->"This last entry was a little disturbing. "TheGlovesAreOff, God!" "God has taken my bird and my bush!" "God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass". "SmiteMeOMightySmiter!" Now, I'm not much for blasphemy, but that last one made me laugh." |
48 | -->--'''[[Creator/MorganFreeman God]]''', ''Film/BruceAlmighty'' |
49 | [[/folder]] |
50 | |
51 | [[folder:Literature]] |
52 | ->"Let me tell you what everyone else is afraid to say." Mercy took a deep breath, and Malice prepared to slap her into the next room depending on what words came out of her mouth. "Mother, you sound ''evil''."\ |
53 | Malice blinked.\ |
54 | "Are you listening to yourself? 'I should have taught you a more lasting lesson,' 'You should have begged for my forgiveness,' talking about how no one should stand up to you... Mother, I feel like you're going to toss me into an active volcano. I'm afraid the next words out of your mouth are going to be 'Guards, seize her!'"\ |
55 | Mercy was the picture of courage, but there was a distant twinkle in her eye.\ |
56 | Suddenly, Malice felt absurd for holding onto her anger. It slid aside, and she began to laugh. As though she'd been waiting for that moment, Mercy joined her. |
57 | -->-- ''Literature/CradleSeries book 12: Waybound'' |
58 | |
59 | ->''Franny hadn't taken more than three feeble steps before she stopped. She remembered when Igor helped with the monster. ''That was actually pretty funny,'' she thought.''\ |
60 | ''She remembered when he helped her with [[GoofyPrintUnderwear her X-ray projector]]. ''Also pretty funny.'''' |
61 | -->-- ''Literature/FrannyKStein'', ''Attack of the 50-Ft. Cupid'' |
62 | [[/folder]] |
63 | |
64 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
65 | ->'''Beverly:''' Zeller wanted to give you the bullets he pulled out of Hobbs in an acrylic case, but I told him you wouldn't think it was funny.\ |
66 | '''Will:''' Probably not.\ |
67 | '''Beverly:''' I suggested one of those clacking swinging ball things.\ |
68 | '''Will:''' ''That'' would've been funny. |
69 | -->--''Series/{{Hannibal}}'', "Amuse-Bouche" |
70 | |
71 | ->'''Dr. Cox:''' ''[Carla has been teasing him about how he's started having sex with his ex-wife again]'' Will you get off my ex-wife?\ |
72 | '''Carla:''' I will if you will.\ |
73 | '''Dr. Cox:''' Dammit, now I'm too proud of ya to be mad. |
74 | -->-- ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' |
75 | |
76 | ->''"Fucking Jimmy. Fucking with us just for the fun of it. I gotta give the son of a bitch some credit for wit on this one. [chuckles] ''Cocksucker''"''. |
77 | -->-- '''[[DaChief Major Rawls]]''', ''Series/TheWire'' |
78 | [[/folder]] |
79 | |
80 | [[folder:Tabletop Games]] |
81 | ->I love a good insult, even one directed at me. |
82 | -->-- Optional personality trait for Entertainer backstory, ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons fifth edition'' |
83 | [[/folder]] |
84 | |
85 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
86 | ->'''Batman:''' Do you want to know something funny? Even after everything you've done... [[SaveTheVillain I would have saved you]].\ |
87 | '''Joker:''' (''laughing'') That actually is... pretty funny! |
88 | -->-- ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity'' |
89 | |
90 | ->''"I am not smiling, I am threatening to smile. [[TheComicallySerious It is still a threat.]]"'' |
91 | -->-- '''Swain, The Noxian Grand General''', ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends'' |
92 | |
93 | -> ''"I finally understand why the tree-dwellers have been giving me their many inks and insisting I write with them. Looking through some of my past entries I see now that the inks have changed from the black I thought they were, to various different colors. I have shown some of the creatures my journal and they laughed and howled. I did not know they had such a sense of humor. Even now as I look through this very "colorful" journal, I cannot help but laugh myself."'' |
94 | -->-- Atrus's journal on his interactions with the Channelwood Age, ''VideoGame/{{Myst}}'' |
95 | |
96 | ->'''Father Lucian:''' There are many things put beneath earth that should remain beneath earth. Oh, ah... [[OurVampiresAreDifferent present company]] excepted, of course.\ |
97 | '''[[TokenHeroicOrc Hasdatean]]:''' Well played, Father. [[VitriolicBestBuds You have fangs after all.]] |
98 | -->-- ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld'' |
99 | |
100 | ->'''Pearl:''' You should feel at home here, Marina. You're used to skating by on [[MsFanservice your looks]].\ |
101 | '''Marina:''' Ouch... OK, that was pretty good. |
102 | -->-- Conversation at Blackbelly Skatepark, ''VideoGame/Splatoon2'' |
103 | |
104 | ->'''Sans:''' hey, take it easy. [[DemBones i've]] gotten a '''ton''' of work done today. a [[{{Pun}} skele]]-'''ton'''. \ |
105 | '''Papyrus:''' [[LamePunReaction SANS!!!]] \ |
106 | '''Sans:''' come on. you're smiling. \ |
107 | '''Papyrus:''' I AM AND I HATE IT! |
108 | -->-- ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'' |
109 | [[/folder]] |
110 | |
111 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
112 | ->'''Gabe:''' ''{{Literature/Dune}}?'' It sounds '''dry'''.\ |
113 | '''Tycho:''' I'm trying not to be amused by that. |
114 | -->-- ''WebComic/PennyArcade'', ''[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/01/13 A Comprehensive Education]]'' |
115 | [[/folder]] |
116 | |
117 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
118 | ->I go to a college in southern New York State. There isn't much around but farms. Last night someone was drunkenly shouting out of thier window with a megaphone at about 2:30-3:00am. Someone else opened a window and shouted back "I'M TRYING TO JERK OFF RIGHT NOW SO IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP [[ARareSentence I AM GONNA COME STICK MY COCK IN YOUR BANANA BREAD!]]" I want to be mad that I was woken up, but at the same time I am really glad I got to hear that exchange. |
119 | ->Edit: N and M are right next door. |
120 | -->-- [[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2gt01k/what_was_your_im_not_even_mad_im_impressed_moment/ One of many stories]] in an [[Website/{{Reddit}} r/AskReddit]] post |
121 | |
122 | ->''"Guys, I just realized what that looked like. Gross! It's kinda funny, but it's gross!"'' |
123 | -->-- '''A robber''', after being tricked into making a suggestive gesture, ''{{WebVideo/Smosh}}: ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ_77L3qsOA FINGER GUNS]] |
124 | [[/folder]] |
125 |
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