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| 2 | |
| 3 | [[folder:Thuganomic Raps]] |
| 4 | -> ''"This is serious now. Kill the beat.\ |
| 5 | \ |
| 6 | Yo, people think I'm crazy.\ |
| 7 | That's what everyone is telling me.\ |
| 8 | That me beating you\ |
| 9 | is like you winning a spelling bee.\ |
| 10 | \ |
| 11 | That's okay because tonight\ |
| 12 | I silence them all.\ |
| 13 | [[DumbMuscle You're a Neanderthal.]]\ |
| 14 | So I'll use words that are small.\ |
| 15 | \ |
| 16 | ''[[HulkSpeak "Big Brock Lesnar.\ |
| 17 | Here comes the pain!\ |
| 18 | God build me strong.\ |
| 19 | Forgot to give me brain."]]''\ |
| 20 | \ |
| 21 | You hop around all day\ |
| 22 | like there's potatoes in your crack.\ |
| 23 | That's a nice tattoo\ |
| 24 | of your mother on your back.\ |
| 25 | \ |
| 26 | Yo. I'm untouchable\ |
| 27 | you can't beat my ability.\ |
| 28 | [[BadassBoast I'm like a basic match problem Brock.\ |
| 29 | You just can't finish me.]]"'' |
| 30 | -->-- Rapping about Wrestling/BrockLesnar, Wrestling/MondayNightRaw, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHjICKPz31E February 13, 2003]] |
| 31 | |
| 32 | ->''HBK, I'm scouting you heavy,'' |
| 33 | ->''Because I know there's no one better.'' |
| 34 | ->''But you're a little friendly,'' |
| 35 | ->''Wearing chaps, chains, and leather?'' |
| 36 | |
| 37 | ->''And gold medal or not,'' |
| 38 | ->''Kurt Angle's goin' south.'' |
| 39 | ->''Forget your mouthpiece,'' |
| 40 | ->''I put my piece in your mouth.'' |
| 41 | |
| 42 | ->''Big Show's a giant! He's enormous!'' |
| 43 | ->''I can think of a million adjectives.'' |
| 44 | ->''But it's another case of...'' |
| 45 | ->''Big things with small packages.'' |
| 46 | |
| 47 | ->''And Carlito, you're ain't cool!'' |
| 48 | ->''You're some chia pet putz.'' |
| 49 | ->''And instead of spitting out apples,'' |
| 50 | ->''You should be choking on these nuts.'' |
| 51 | |
| 52 | ->''Lita's a slut.'' |
| 53 | ->''You all should run the other way when you see her.'' |
| 54 | ->''I shook her hand last week,'' |
| 55 | ->''And she gave me gonorrhea.'' |
| 56 | |
| 57 | ->''HeyYou You claim your Money in the Bank.'' |
| 58 | ->''Edge,'' "you think you know me?". |
| 59 | ->''Well John Cena's like a pinwheel.'' |
| 60 | ->''So you can go ahead and blow me.'' |
| 61 | |
| 62 | ->''You see [[{{Catchphrase}} the champ is here!]]'' |
| 63 | ->''And I never back down! I never quit!'' |
| 64 | ->''If I got to, I fight you all!'' |
| 65 | ->''Cuz' I just don't give a '''SHIT!!''''' |
| 66 | -->-- Dissing Wrestling/ShawnMichaels, Wrestling/KurtAngle, Wrestling/BigShow, Wrestling/CarlitoColon, Wrestling/{{Lita}}, and Wrestling/{{Edge|Wrestler}} at ''Carlito's Cabanna'', Wrestling/MondayNightRaw, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awFDPwf72-U October 10, 2005]] |
| 67 | |
| 68 | ->''"Finally, The Rock came back\ |
| 69 | and everybody was gettin' with it.\ |
| 70 | 'Till he said I was talking trash,\ |
| 71 | but he would never be specific.\ |
| 72 | \ |
| 73 | It's because I wasn't talking trash, Rock,\ |
| 74 | I was talking truth.\ |
| 75 | You left us hanging high and dry\ |
| 76 | to play a [[Film/TheToothFairy fairy with a tooth]]?\ |
| 77 | \ |
| 78 | And... and then you walk into this ring\ |
| 79 | and tell these people that I'm lame, man?\ |
| 80 | He wore lipstick in ''Film/GetShorty''\ |
| 81 | and rocked a skirt for ''Film/TheGamePlan''.\ |
| 82 | \ |
| 83 | This "Fruity Pebble" that you dealin' with,\ |
| 84 | I'm not your average [[{{Jobber}} jabroni]].\ |
| 85 | I'm like a big purple pinwheel, Rock,\ |
| 86 | so go ahead and blow me.\ |
| 87 | \ |
| 88 | And you're electrifying, yes.\ |
| 89 | But hang with me, that's just absurd.\ |
| 90 | See, now you gotta tell your family\ |
| 91 | you just got schooled by [[Series/BarneyAndFriends Barney's]] turd.\ |
| 92 | \ |
| 93 | Oh, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. That's your material,\ |
| 94 | you can have your joke back.\ |
| 95 | Just don't go [[Film/RacetoWitchMountain racing to Witch Mountain]], Rock,\ |
| 96 | 'cause [[Film/BrokebackMountain your mountain is Brokeback]].\ |
| 97 | \ |
| 98 | Oh, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, The Rock's new movie,\ |
| 99 | well it's nothing like "Walking Tall".\ |
| 100 | He spends the movie in a bowling alley,\ |
| 101 | polishing my balls.\ |
| 102 | \ |
| 103 | The People's Champ? He's never with the people.\ |
| 104 | Rock, your words are see-through.\ |
| 105 | You imitate me every time you leave:\ |
| 106 | for seven years we couldn't see you.\ |
| 107 | \ |
| 108 | And-and-and-and is it Rock or is it Dwayne?\ |
| 109 | Pick a side, come on, son.\ |
| 110 | If I was you, I'd stick with "Rock".\ |
| 111 | 'Cause "Dwayne" ain't got a [[{{Pun}} john, son]].\ |
| 112 | \ |
| 113 | And you'll see me at ''Wrestling/WrestleMania'',\ |
| 114 | well, then I'll make sure not to miss it.\ |
| 115 | But you ain't gonna [[CatchPhrase/DwayneJohnson whip my candy ass]], dude.\ |
| 116 | I'll make sure you kiss it.\ |
| 117 | \ |
| 118 | You're the ''[=WrestleMania=]'' host, Rock.\ |
| 119 | [[BorrowedCatchphrase That's your role, know it.]]\ |
| 120 | You tell these people that you love 'em.\ |
| 121 | [[BadassBoast I'm here every week to show it]].\ |
| 122 | \ |
| 123 | That's called a first round knockout,\ |
| 124 | and now you know that I'm not playin'.\ |
| 125 | Run your mouth all you want, dude,\ |
| 126 | it doesn't matter what you're sayin'."'' |
| 127 | -->-- Cena responds to the Rock [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Monday Night Raw]]'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OEzQNGLSlk February 21, 2011]] |
| 128 | |
| 129 | -> ''"Rock wanted me to write a song tonight\ |
| 130 | but I will never be his mouthpiece\ |
| 131 | 'cause Rock is like [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation LeBron James]]... ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''\ |
| 132 | he took his talents straight down the South Beach.\ |
| 133 | \ |
| 134 | And for the past few weeks\ |
| 135 | Rock's been legitimately pissed.\ |
| 136 | If you get stuck singing your song tonight, Rock,\ |
| 137 | it's all in the wrist.\ |
| 138 | \ |
| 139 | Could we please have a week\ |
| 140 | where you don't come out here and choke?\ |
| 141 | You may be [[Film/GIJoeRetaliation G.I. Joe]] this summer,\ |
| 142 | right now you're a [[{{Pun}} G.I. Joke]].\ |
| 143 | \ |
| 144 | Ever since I open my mouth about you,\ |
| 145 | you've begging me to back off,\ |
| 146 | so if Rock and Dwayne are the same person,\ |
| 147 | I think y'all both are jackoffs.\ |
| 148 | \ |
| 149 | And after [[Wrestling/WrestleMania April 1st,]]\ |
| 150 | you won't be making no more movies.\ |
| 151 | You're gonna need surgery on your face\ |
| 152 | just like you had it on your boobies.\ |
| 153 | \ |
| 154 | [[PecFlex Those poppin' pecs,]] they had more work\ |
| 155 | than a locker room full of Divas.\ |
| 156 | I've got a gift for Rock tonight,\ |
| 157 | I'mma give him [[UnusualEuphemism a Cleveland Steamer]].\ |
| 158 | \ |
| 159 | [[FanCommunityNicknames "Team Bring It!"]] His team lost it,\ |
| 160 | and the truth is getting scary,\ |
| 161 | 'cause they weren't cheering "Rocky!" last week,\ |
| 162 | they were chanting [[Film/TheToothFairy "Tooth Fairy!"]].\ |
| 163 | \ |
| 164 | Keep making fun of this fruity pebble, Rock,\ |
| 165 | 'cause I'm not even close to sick of it.\ |
| 166 | I'm Mister Kung Pow Chicken,\ |
| 167 | you just Miami fried [[PrecisionFStrike chickensh*t]].\ |
| 168 | \ |
| 169 | And no! No! I don't have balls,\ |
| 170 | but I've got something in their place.\ |
| 171 | I'mma beat yo ass at Wrestlemania\ |
| 172 | [[RefugeInAudacity AND PUT MY NUTS DEAD IN YOUR FACE!]]"'' |
| 173 | -->-- His rap for his feud against [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Monday Night Raw]]'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_dpK88vSAY March 12, 2012]] |
| 174 | |
| 175 | -> ''"The Doctor of Thuganomics is back\ |
| 176 | and poor [[Wrestling/{{Elias}} Elias]] has got the worst deal,\ |
| 177 | 'cause you standing the ring\ |
| 178 | with John Cena about to turn heel.\ |
| 179 | \ |
| 180 | "Silence your cell phone, hold your applause,\ |
| 181 | shut your mouth, and no string plucks"?\ |
| 182 | I feel like I’m watching one of my movies\ |
| 183 | because this whole damn thing sucks.\ |
| 184 | \ |
| 185 | This means "walk with Elias"?\ |
| 186 | Nah, I’m not really feelin’ it.\ |
| 187 | Because without the guitar, what it really means\ |
| 188 | is wasted wrestling experiment.\ |
| 189 | \ |
| 190 | I’m a bad man, my style\ |
| 191 | like a pitbull bit you,\ |
| 192 | And you ain’t even half a dog,\ |
| 193 | you just a little piece of shitzu.\ |
| 194 | \ |
| 195 | ''[[VisualPun (A photo of a]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shih_Tzu Shih Tzu]] [[VisualPun with Elias's face on it appears on the Titantron)]]''\ |
| 196 | \ |
| 197 | I’d ask you to do a duet,\ |
| 198 | but you’d just put it on the shelf,\ |
| 199 | because everybody here just saw\ |
| 200 | you only like playin’ with yourself.\ |
| 201 | \ |
| 202 | And they call me the Golden Shovel,\ |
| 203 | so I’m about to [[BreakingTheFourthWall bury your push]],\ |
| 204 | your face looks like my nuts,\ |
| 205 | except you got a hairier bush.\ |
| 206 | \ |
| 207 | It looks like I wore out my welcome.\ |
| 208 | It’s about time that I left you.\ |
| 209 | So there’ll be no [[FinishingMove AA]] for today,\ |
| 210 | but... you are about to get the [[FunWithAcronyms F.U.]]"'' |
| 211 | -->-- Bringing back the gimmick for another night, against Elias, ''Wrestling/WrestleMania 35'' |
| 212 | |
| 213 | ->''Respect for calling me out.\ |
| 214 | But ain't no way I'm getting bested.\ |
| 215 | Y'all look just like your mugshots.\ |
| 216 | How was it getting arrested?'' |
| 217 | -->-- Cena mocks Wrestling/TheUsos for their imprisonments, ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Raw]] Reunion 2019'' |
| 218 | [[/folder]] |
| 219 | |
| 220 | [[folder:Other]] |
| 221 | ->"I don't blame a portion of the audience getting complacent with me, but I'm not gonna, change who I am." |
| 222 | |
| 223 | ->"Trust me... I know where my heart is and my heart's right here. I'm going to keep doing everything because I love to do it, but I will never sacrifice my time between the ropes. That's no shot to anybody. Everybody's got different career paths. This is mine." |
| 224 | |
| 225 | ->"A true champion is not judged by how much he or she is admired, but how well they can stand at the face of adversity." |
| 226 | [[/folder]] |
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