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1	->'''Ernie:''' ''[having been shown a 4 by Bert and previously claimed it was a chocolate cream pie]'' Yeah, yeah, of course I do [know what it is]. That is a banana cream pie!\
2	''[{{Beat}}]''\
3	'''Bert:''' If this 4 is a banana cream pie...\
4	'''Ernie:''' Yeah...?\
5	'''Bert:''' ''[puts down the 4 and holds up a banana cream pie]'' ...then what is ''this''?\
6	'''Ernie:''' Oh, that's a 4! ''[Laughs.]''\
7	''[At that, Bert pushes the pie into Ernie's face.]''\
8	'''Ernie:''' ''[[[AsideComment to camera]]]'' Yeah, I knew what it was all along. [[InsaneTrollLogic But who wants to get hit in the face with a 4?]]\
9	''[Bert shakes his head while Ernie enjoys the pie.]''\
10	'''Ernie:''' Mmm, delicious!
11	-->-- ''Series/SesameStreet''
12
13	->''"This is the way we get a pie in the face, pie in the face, pie in the face. This is the way we get a pie in the face, so early in the morning."''
14	-->-- '''Shadow''', ''Series/BearInTheBigBlueHouse'', "Call it a Day"
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16	->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Lane Loud]]''': Wait, wait, wait. These are ''throwing'' pies, not ''eating'' pies? If that's the case, why ''don't'' I just buy them from the store?\
17	'''Lexx Loud''': Well, you know, if you splat one in someone's face, some of it's bound to get in their mouth. Shouldn't it at least taste good?\
18	'''Lane''': It's not ''supposed'' to taste good! It's supposed to make you look like a buffoon! Sheesh, Lexx, this is Comedy 101.
19	-->-- ''Fanfic/PeekingThroughTheFourthWall'', Episode 38
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21	->So she stepped into her apartment and was immediately hit in the face with a banana cream pie. The mad cackling of her rival filled the usually silent apartment. A few thoughts filled her mind as the pie slid down her face. One, the pie was surprisingly delicious. She would like to get more if given the chance. Two, she would have to do laundry earlier this week thanks to the pie. Third and finally, the presence of her dread rival.
22	-->-- ''Fanfic/RiseOfTheMinisukas''
23
24	->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Pie for Fozzie the Bear. Are you Fozzie the Bear?\
25	'''Fozzie:''' ... no.\
26	'''Kermit:''' Good. I got a pie for you anyway!
27	-->--''Series/TheMuppetShow''
28
29	->'''[[UpliftedAnimal Florence]]:''' Is the use of a pie still an accepted method of disagreeing with the policies of an established political party?\
30	'''Mayor's Assistant:''' Why, yes. I believe it is.\
31	''[Florence is running from a pie'd MA]''\
32	'''Florence:''' I disagree highly with your policies on artificial intelligence!
33	-->--''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''
34
35	->'''SFX:''' SPLOOSH\
36	'''Amanda "The Wall" Waller:''' Someone's gonna pay a horrible price for this.
37	-->--''ComicBook/SuicideSquad'', vol. 1 #21

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