Line #75 Main/SpeedDating


1	->''"You're dating ''on'' meth? Count me in."''
2	-->-- '''Dr. Greg House''', ''Series/{{House}}'', "[[Recap/HouseS6E14PrivateLives Private Lives]]"
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4	Would you like to have a month's worth of dates in one night? Want to shop for a potential mate but hate all the leg work and two-hour-long dinners with nap-inducing bores? Need a service that can help you find your true love without dealing with the {{Prank Date}}s, {{catfishing}} fakers, and [[DatingServiceDisaster other inconveniences]] of online dating? The 21st century's answer to all these problems is speed dating.
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6	Designed by Rabbi Yaacov Deyo in 1998 as a way to help Jewish singles meet each other, speed dating is now a common practice enjoyed by people of different religions, ages, sexual orientations, etc. The rules may vary by event, but the general idea is that men and women sign up for the event, held in a bar or a club, the men move down the line of women (or from table and table), and you have a limited amount of time (say 1, 3, or 5 minutes) to figure out if the person is worth getting to know better before time runs out and it's time to switch. Participants don't personally exchange or solicit any contact information; you turn a list of first names/ID numbers into the organizer, and if there's a mutual attraction, they'll connect you. If the attraction wasn't mutual, that's the end.
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8	The advantages of speed dating in RealLife are that it provides a way to meet a lot of people in a short amount of time, eliminates pressure to ask for phone numbers, and doesn't allow much time for things to turn awkward if there's a poor fit. It has a lot of potential in fiction, too: it can serve as a great hunting ground for the perp in an episode of a detective drama, or it allows you to show a fun {{montage}} of the main character(s) meeting lots of funny, weird and/or annoying people, like a personal TerribleIntervieweesMontage sequence, or it can provide AnAesop about first impressions. Using the last one is probably not the best idea because one of the reasons speed dating makes a lot of scientific sense is that we actually ''do'' decide whether or not we're attracted to someone [[LoveAtFirstSight very quickly]], some studies say within the first thirty seconds. Yes, love ''is'', quite literally, [[LoveIsACrapshoot a crapshoot]]. If there are NoSparks now, there won't be later, or so it would seem.
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10	In any case, speed dating [[RuleOfFun can be a lot of fun]] in fiction and reality.
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12	Compare TrialPeriodDating.
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20	* In season 2 of ''Anime/{{Aggretsuko}}'' Retsuko's mother manipulates her into going speed dating, after her more traditional matchmaking attempts fail. She runs into Gori, who apparently goes to those events for fun, and they both manage to get suckered in by the same guy.
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24	* ''ComicBook/KaijuDayz'': Preytara talks Big Mama into going to a mixer for kaiju organized by the Genki Twins, albeit only with the promise of free food, as Big Mama has ''not'' gotten over the death of her mate a decade prior and is ''not'' interested in finding a replacement. [[spoiler:While Big Mama eventually hits it off with Zillgar, his callousness towards the possibiltiy of her kids being killed leads to her implicitly killing--or at least severely injuring--him.]]
25	* In issue #2 of ''Comicbook/LokiAgentOfAsgard'' Loki goes speed dating. Well, they're actually there to keep an eye on their [[TheCon mark]], but they do meet Verity, who becomes a recurring character, and [[PlatonicLifePartners possible BFF]], later. From [[LivingLieDetector Verity]]'s point of view it's pretty much TerribleIntervieweesMontage as she "next"els everybody pretty much after one sentence. One man tries to claim that [[MegaCorp Roxxon]] is charity for example.
26	* In issue #118 of ''ComicBook/TheSimpsons'', Comic Book Guy told his experience in speed dating at Moe's tavern. At the end, he was exhausted from going table to table.
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30	* The entire story for ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/115214/on-the-application-of-time-and-motion-efficiency-studies-to-initial-relationship-formation On the Application of Time and Motion Efficiency Studies to Initial Relationship Formation]]'' within the ''Fanfic/TriptychContinuum''. After Rarity makes the mistake of telling Twilight that the designer can generally judge whether a date or chance meeting has any chance to lead into something more within three minutes, Twilight sets up an experiment with ''forty-four'' ponies to see if everypony else makes their decisions with the same speed. And Rarity, as the creator of the idea, gets to be part of the group. It doesn't end well for anypony.
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34	* Shows up in ''Film/TheFortyYearOldVirgin'' where the guys sign up to help Andy find an easy date. HilarityEnsues.
35	* There's a speed dating event in ''Film/{{Hitch}}'' that gets interrupted by Hitch and his ex having a big argument. One frustrated woman asks them to stop disrupting the event because she's desperate and hasn't gotten laid IN A YEAR - and realizes the whole room heard her say that.
36	* The main character in ''I'll See You in My Dreams'' is talked into joining a speed dating session for senior citizens, but ultimately finds all the participants unsatisfying; though she does run into her love interest later in the parking lot.
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40	* In ''Series/AshesToAshes2008'', Drake uses speed dating as part of a plan to catch a criminal targeting women through a dating agency. Of course, this was [[TimeTravel 1983]].
41	* In an episode of ''Series/{{Charmed\|1998}}'', Piper held a speed dating event at P3 and got Paige to go there to boost the beautiful women quota.
42	* In [[Recap/CSIMiamiS03E8 an episode]] of ''Series/CSIMiami'', a speed dater's death kicks off the plot. In the ColdOpen, Caine quips accordingly:
43	--> "Well, you know what they say, Frank..." sunglasses "...[[TitleDrop speed kills]]." [[MemeticMutation YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!]]
44	* ''Series/{{Frasier}}'': In "Sliding Frasiers", one of the possible timelines sees Frasier going to a speed dating event where he gets stuck talking to a woman who makes terrible jokes throughout their eight minutes. Frasier ends up going home with no phone numbers and considers the whole evening a bust.
45	-->'''Frasier:''' Basically, it's all the stress and humiliation of a blind date... times twelve.
46	* Several sketches in the final season of ''Series/LesGuignolsDeLInfo'' revolved around this concept; two contestants (regardless of gender) are given five minutes to seduce and please each other, and see if its a match or not. Some ended in a success (eg. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skKZlz2ooaQ Neymar and Edinson Cavani]]), while others ended in failure (eg. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXvOOHgKR04 Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un]]).
47	* ''Series/{{House}}'': Wilson learns that every woman in the world knows someone who died of cancer, House {{Sherlock Scan}}s a woman who Sherlock Scanned him, and Chase [[SpringtimeForHitler tries as hard as he can to turn women off]] and [[SoBeautifulItsACurse fails]].
48	* ''Series/{{iCarly}}'' had the episode iSpeedDate.
49	* One of Q's punishments on ''Series/ImpracticalJokers'' has him attending a speed-dating event with a pair of large turkey legs attached to his wrists -- and he can't leave until he's eaten both of them. When he's finished, he's very nauseated from eating so much turkey at once.
50	* ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'': A serial rapist played by Creator/DeanCain used speed dating to hunt for victims. [=SVU=] put the pattern together after three victims and sent Olivia undercover. Her last date before the perp was with a guy who collected Pez dispensers.
51	* ''Series/{{Monk}}'': Monk went to a speed-dating event to get a chance to talk to a suspect, and in the meantime was awkward and uncomfortable with all the other women he had to talk to first.
52	* ''Series/{{NCIS}}'': A murder victim recently attended a speed dating event, so the team sends Ziva undercover in case she met her killer there and he shows up for the second night. The catch is that they decide Ziva ought to assume the personality of the victim to try to attract the same man... and the victim was a ''big'' computer nerd.
53	* ''Series/NedsDeclassifiedSchoolSurvivalGuide'': Moze arranges this for Ned after Suzie moves away. Tip for girls: Telling a guy you only shower once a month is not attractive. Every girl he met had a flaw so cringeworthy (i.e. a horse-like laugh, shaving her neck, or having a man's voice) that Ned ultimately decides that the hottest one was a ''cross-dressed Cookie''.
54	* ''Series/{{Psych}}'': First-season episode "[[Recap/PsychS01E11HeLovesMeHeLovesMeNotHeLovesMeOopsHesDead He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, Oops He's Dead]]" centers around men who get robbed blind after a local speed dating event, one fatally so.
55	* One episode of ''Series/{{Reba}}'' had Cheyenne send Reba to a speed dating event to help her get back on the horse after her divorce. Reba's friend comes along because it's "like little bite-sized man samples!" Reba ends up getting a date out of it, while the friend doesn't.
56	* ''Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch'' had a speed dating episode once Sabrina had moved on to college. One of her friends, not getting the concept, demanded to be seated with a particular man. When the emcee told her he'd be at her table in three rings (the signal for the men to move), she simply rang the bell three times and smugly returned to her seat.
57	* In one episode of ''Series/TheVicarOfDibley'', Geraldine tries speed-dating. Her prospective partners turn out to comprise all the regular characters. Including the HappilyMarried Alice and Hugo. ''Together.''
58	* ''Series/YesDear'' has the episode "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Speed Dating]]". Billy drags Jimmy along with it due to Billy's lack of confidence, but then Greg does it when he wishes to get more matches than Jimmy to prove his own manhood, and then Greg and Jimmy try to compete over a woman who separately becomes a match for both of them...
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63	* ''Webcomic/AlienLovesPredator'' frequently features Abe's adventures in speed dating. Given that Abe is a LovableSexManiac with NoSocialSkills-- not to mention a [[Franchise/{{Alien}} Xenomorph]]-- it goes... Poorly.
64	* ''Webcomic/BugMartini'': The narrator [[http://www.bugmartini.com/comic/love-in-the-fast-lane/comment-page-1/#comment-94990 says]] liked to try, not speed dating, but a speed ''relationship''. This includes everything from short runs on the beach to quick little spats to [[SpeedSex very brief sex]] but [[GenderFlip not for the reasons you think]].
65	* ''Webcomic/CatsNCameras'' had a short arc where some of the minor characters went speed-dating. A lot of the guys were creepy, one time two girls were put together due to a gender disparity, and a few pairs called each other up later.
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69	* ''WebVideo/{{Aces}}'': In the first episode, Tom's mother has set up a series of quick dates for her son, who is UsefulNotes/{{asexual}} and uninterested in dating, much to his mother's chagrin.
70	* The basic premise behind the web series ''[[http://www.strike.tv/show/speedie-date Speedie Date]]''.
71	* WebVideo/JubileeMedia's video series ''Versus 1'' has episodes involving one person speed-dating numerous potential matches in a variety of circumstances, some of which involve [[BlindDate not seeing the dating partners until he/she has selected one and eliminated all the others]].
72	* The premise of the WebVideo/ScottTheWoz episode "Speed Dating" involves Scott and the boys hosting a speed dating event in honor of the [[ItMakesSenseInContext recently deceased Wendy's Employee]] and to help Scott get over his virginity, but since no one's shown up, they end up speed dating with each other, with hilarious results.
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76	* ''WesternAnimation/TotallySpies'': Clover once tried out "hyper-sonic dating," which she describes as making speed-dating "look like a long-term relationship." It's basically identical to speed-dating, except you get to arrange to date anyone you like at the first event ''for a whole minute'' to get to know them better.
77	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Sixteen}}'' had this in an episode where Jonesy sets up a Speed Dating service and the gang attempts it.
78	* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': When Marge develops amnesia in "Regarding Margie", Patty and Selma take her to a speed dating event so she can meet a man who is not Homer.
79	* ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'': In "My Fuzzy Valentine", Linda sets up a speed-dating event for singles at the restaurant. It gets somewhat derailed by Sergeant Boscoe, who's there staking out a jewelry-store robber the police are after, and has a rather more cynical view of romance.
80	* WesternAnimation/GaryTheRat took part in a speed-dating event once, starting out fairly confident about his odds. However, his expression has noticeably deteriorated by the end, as every girl remarked on him [[FunnyAnimal being a rat]] and immediately left the table.
81	* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' built a speed dating contraption (though Phineas, still too young to understand romance, misunderstood the "dating" aspect) to help Candace quickly meet lots of new people when she feared Jeremy wasn't interested in her anymore.
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