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11	So you need to teach the alphabet and want to make it easy? Why not go for the Alphabet Song! The Alphabet Song is a song designed to teach others about the alphabet, typically by reciting the names of all of the letters of the alphabet. It is popular in two different flavors (although other variants exist):
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13	* A song that associates the letter with an object or action e.g. "A is for Apple, B for Bus..." .
14	* Just singing the letters in alphabetical order e.g. "A, B, C, D...."
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16	This particularly shows up in media designed for younger children, usually as a simple and catchy way of teaching them the alphabet. However, it may show up in media aimed at an older audience, usually as a {{Parody}} or as part of a SubvertedKidsShow. Alternative versions also exist which do the song but go from Z to A instead, as well as those which emphasize the need to teach the phonemes associated with each letter instead.
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18	It should be noted that words beginning with X and Z are scarce, which may lead to words with the X or Z sound sometimes being used instead like "axe", "extra", etc. Also in British English, the letter Z is pronounced "zed" rather than "zee", which can mean that some versions do not rhyme.
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20	Usually takes the form of a ListSong. A SubTrope of EducationalSong. Compare SpellingSong. May involve AnthropomorphicTypography or FunWithAlphabetSoup.
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22	Not to be confused with the band Music/{{ABC}}. Nor with the Creator/AustralianBroadcastingCorporation or Creator/AmericanBroadcastingCompany, for that matter. Nor with the parent company for Website/{{Google}}.
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25	!!Examples:
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28	[[folder:Advertising]]
29	* This [[https://youtu.be/sHlXzni8XC4 catchy commercial]] for Post Alpha-Bits cereal features Music/TheJacksonFive covering the Alphabet song while playing in a park -- one that happens to be outfitted with oversized cereal letters.
30	* The (seemingly) defunct toy store Toys "R" Us once had a promotional video showing Geoffrey Giraffe showing musical video clips about animals called the "Animal Alphabet". The animals in the video are, in alphabetical order: alligator, bear, camel, deer, elephant, fish, giraffe, horse, iguana, jaguar, kangaroo, lion, monkey, newt, ostrich, penguin, quail, rhinoceros, seal, tiger, unicorn, vulture, whale, o''x'', yak, and zebra.
31	-->'''Geoffrey''': How much more fun can an alphabet get?
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34	[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
35	* ''Sweets Parade'', sung by Creator/KanaHanazawa for ''Anime/InuxBokuSS'', does a variation of this with the Japanese hiragana alphabet. Each line of the chorus starts with a recitation of the next line of the alphabet (e.g., ''a i u e o, ka ki ku ke ko'' etc.), but recontextualises those syllables into actual words, creating (rather silly and sometimes nonsensical) sentences. This is, of course, pretty much impossible to translate faithfully into English.
36	--> ''Ai, ue, okashi, shita / Kaki kuu kke? Konna ni mo'' (Love, up, sweets, down / Wanna eat a persimmon? There's plenty to go around.)
37	--> ''Sashi su se sofuto kuriimu / Gozou?roppu?de ikou'' (Let's say that soft serve ice cream looks like innards.)
38	* ''Manga/{{Mitsudomoe}}'': Grade schooler Futaba has an ImageSong titled "ABC, Then DEF!" which is a parody of a grade school Alphabet Song. Since Futaba is a little pervert, it's about [[ModelSheet bust sizes]]. In episode 8 of the anime, it plays during her HardWorkMontage searching for a lost child's mother.
39	* The song "Sweet Song ABC" from ''Anime/OjamajoDoremi'' lists a dessert or snack item associated with each letter of the English alphabet.
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42	[[folder:Comic Books]]
43	* In one licensed comic based on ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', Lucy writes an alphabet poem to cheer up her crying baby sister. It involves lines like "S is for staircase where [[TheKlutz Leni]] pratfalls".
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46	[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
47	* In the ''Franchise/SesameStreet'' film ''Film/TheAdventuresOfElmoInGrouchland'', when the rest of the ''Sesame Street'' cast are [[BadIsGoodAndGoodIsBad thrown in jail for asking for help in Grouchland]], Big Bird begins singing the second version to his fellow Grouch prisoners, [[AnythingButThat much to their displeasure]].
48	* ''Film/ForbiddenZone'': One of the film's musical numbers is "Alphabet Song," a politically incorrect parody of the Three Stooges song "Swingin' the Alphabet."
49	* In ''Film/TheThreeStooges'' 1938 short film ''Violent is the Word for Curley'' the Stooges become teachers at Mildew Academy and lead a class of coeds through the song "Swingin' the Alphabet," which is basically a jazzed-up version of the song "The Spelling Bee" by Septimus Winner.
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52	[[folder:Literature]]
53	* The kids' book ''Literature/ChickaChickaBoomBoom'' is a poem book about a bunch of sentient letters racing each-other up a tree. Each letter is introduced in order and in a lyrical manner as they scale the tree, fall out, and suffer AmusingInjuries.
54	* ''Literature/SamPig'': When Sam learns the alphabet, he learns it via a poem ("A is for Anne, B is for Brock, C is for cabbage, D is for dock", etc.")
55	* ''Literature/FungusTheBogeyman'': One [[ShowWithinAShow book-within-a-book]] features a gross alphabet with things like "T is for tadpole tart".
56	* ''K Is for Knifeball'' is a [[SubvertedKidsShow parody of children's alphabet books]], where every page is a different bad idea. The bad ideas vary from the mundane (wearing the same underwear for several days running) to the incredibly dangerous (playing with a ball with a knife taped to it).
57	* The children's book ''P Is for Poop'' is a poem about the antics of a married couple, their two kids, their cat, and their dog, and it has lines like "L is for laughing [[PottyFailure 'til your pants are wet]]" and "U is for underwear, Dad's only PJ's."
58	* ''Literature/{{Treehouse}}'': In one book, a psychic named Madame Know-it-All [[AmnesiaEpisode drains the memories]] of Andy and Terry, so Jill gets their memories back by reading a poem to them, which has lines like "J is for Jill, she lives next door" and "V is for vegetables [[DoesNotLikeSpam which you both hate]]".
59	* ''Literature/TheGashlycrumbTinies'': The book goes over 26 children, one for each letter of the alphabet, which each die in different ways.
60	-->A is for Amy who fell down the stairs
61	-->B is Basil assaulted by bears
62	-->C is for Clara who wasted away
63	-->D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh
64	* The ''New England Primer'' published in 17th-century colonial America presented the alphabet with rhymed couplets, many of which had a Protestant Christian theme.
65	-->"In '''Adam's''' fall, we sinned all."
66	-->"Thy life to mend, this '''Book''' attend."
67	* ''P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever'' by Raj Haldar and Chris Carpenter and illustrated by Maria Tina Beddia, uses silent letters and odd spellings to take readers through the alphabet.
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70	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
71	* An episode of ''Series/BabyTalk1991'' centered around an alphabet song created by the male lead, which a kid show host stole for his own show. The song is never sung in its entirety during the episode, being always interrupted by plot before 'G'.
72	* ''Series/BassieEnAdriaan'' made one of the associating letters with words variety for their first series.
73	-->De A van aap en B van bal
74	-->C van club en D van dal
75	-->E van eend en F van Fred
76	-->Dat zijn de eerste letters van 't alfabet
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78	-->ABCDEFG
79	-->Zing dit liedje met mij mee
80	-->De letters gaan van A tot Z
81	-->De 26 letters van het alfabet
82	* ''Series/LetterKenny'': Wayne once sang the alphabet in French.
83	* ''Spell Binders'', an unsold game show pilot from 1978, used "The A.B.C." (see the Music folder) as the basis for its [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5BTasa9Onc theme tune]].
84	* The 1999 Series/BabyEinstein video ''Baby Shakespeare'' has six little girls singing the alphabet song with their puppet friends.
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87	[[folder:Music]]
88	* The TropeCodifier is probably a song called "The A.B.C.", which was first copyrighted in 1835 by music publisher Charles Bradlee. (The tune is also paired with other NurseryRhymes such as "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and "Baa Baa Black Sheep.") All together now:
89	-->A, B, C, D, E, F, G
90	-->H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P
91	-->Q, R, S, T, U, V
92	-->W, X, Y, and Z.
93	-->Now I know my [=ABCs=]
94	-->Next time, won't you sing with me?
95	** The final two lines have varying versions including "Now I've sung my [=ABC=] / Tell me what you think of me" or "Next time sing along with me".
96	* In the UK, children learn a variant of the above song. The first two lines are the same, but Q to Z are sung to a different melody, and it doesn't have the last two lines. In the UK, Z=Zed.
97	* A playground song is titled "A, My Name Is Alice". An improvised ball-bouncing or jump-rope jingle, the first verse might go, "A, my name is Alice, and my husband's name is Albert. We come from Alabama, and we sell apples." Repeat with every letter of the alphabet for the husband's and wife's names, their place of origin, and their sales wares. Can get tricky for Q and X, if you make it that far. [[https://www.discogs.com/release/1651190-Rocking-Horse-Orchestra-Chorus-Sesame-Street-Rubber-Duckie A second, completely different version]] of "A My Name Is Alice" was recorded on an early, unofficial ''Sesame Street'' record (info is hard to find, but the writing credit might belong to Jeffrey Moss). The first verse goes:
98	-->A my name is Alice,
99	-->I live in a palace,
100	-->And every afternoon at three,
101	-->A footman serves me tea
102	-->Yeah, yeah, a footman serves me tea
103	-->Yeah, yeah, a footman serves me tea.
104	-->(backup vocalists) Yeah, yeah, a footman serves her tea.
105	* '''A' You're Adorable'' was popularized by Perry Como back in 1949. A song to one's sweetie using every letter of the alphabet, e.g., "A you're adorable, B you're so beautiful, C you're a cutie full of charm." Not all letters have a corresponding term of endearment, though, since in a few places a sequence of letters is recited, such as "Q, R, S, T, alphabetically speaking you're OK". (A [[https://www.girlscoutshh.org/content/dam/girlscouts-girlscoutshh/documents/Song%20Book.pdf playground parody]] seems to have caught on as well. )
106	* Possibly the earliest known phonemic alphabet song in English is "Ba-Be-Bi-Bo-Bu". which was sung at the initiation ceremonies for new apprentices in London printing houses at least as far back as 1740. The lyrics repeat the following pattern through all of the consonants, starting with the letter B:
107	--> B-a, Ba, B-e, Be, B-i, Bi, Ba-Be-Bi, B-o, Bo, Ba-be-bi-bo, B-u, Bu, Ba-be-bi-bo-bu.
108	* "Game Over Tinies" by ''Music/{{Brentalfloss}}'' is a parody of Literature/TheGashlycrumbTinies that associates the letters with the fates of characters in video games.
109	-->A is for [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Aerith]], stabbed right through the tummy
110	-->B is for [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]], whose bridgework was crumby
111	-->C is for [[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger Crono]], or was that his double?
112	-->D is for [[VideoGame/StreetFighterII Dhalsim]], who had yoga trouble
113	-->E is for [[VideoGame/EccoTheDolphin Ecco]], and he was delicious
114	* "A Gorey Demise" by ''Music/CreatureFeature'' features a dark version of this, associating the letters with the names of people who suffered gruesome deaths.
115	-->A is for Amber who drowned in a pool
116	-->B is for Billy who was eaten by ghouls
117	-->C is for Curt with disease in the brain
118	-->D is for Daniel derailed on a train
119	-->E is for Eric who is buried alive
120	* Music/{{Leadbelly}}'s "Rock Island Line" features a verse which begins: "A, B, C, double X, Y, Z / The cat's in the corner but he can't catch me.
121	* Septimus Winner published "The Spelling Bee" in 1875, a phonemic alphabet song inspired by "Ba-Be-Bi-Bo-Bu" but with the vocal pattern changed slightly to make the lyrics fit an eight bar format. Like its predecessor, the lyrics start with B and repeat the same pattern for every consonant.
122	-> B, A, Ba, B, E, Be, B-I-bicki-bi, B, O, Bo, Bicki-bi-bo, B, U, Bu, Bicki-bi-bo-bu.
123	* ''Music/{{Songdrops}}'' has the "CBA Song", which is the alphabet backwards.
124	* ''Music/TheWiggles'' have their own version of the song, which notably concludes with "Zed or Zee," since with an international audience it could go either way.
125	* The pop singer Music/{{GAYLE}} was once dared to write a song that incorporated the letters of the [=ABCs=]. The result was her hit "ABCDEFU," with a chorus that starts out sounding like an alphabet song [[SubvertedTrope before going in a very different direction]] with [[ClusterFBomb the letter F]].
126	* The Music/BarenakedLadies's "Crazy ABC's" plays with the idea. Ed uses words start with the correct letter, but the starting letters are silent or don't make their usual sounds. So, for example, the beginning is "A is for aisle, B is for bdellium, C is for czar..." The two exceptions are "L is for llama" because Ed thinks it's strange there are two L's, and "R is for argyle" because he couldn't find a good R word.
127	* Music/TheyMightBeGiants recorded [[ExaggeratedTrope an entire album]] of alphabet songs, entitled ''Here Come The [=ABCs=]''. Several of the songs focus on individual letters or letter pairs, but quite a few of them manage to include a quirky spin on the entire alphabet.
128	* On their second album, Music/SoftMachine bookend the track "Hibou, Anemone and Bear" with the two-part "A Concise British Alphabet". Both parts are roughly ten-second songs melodically reciting the alphabet, with the second part going backwards from Z in the same melody as the first.[[note]]And yes, because this is a British alphabet, it ends (and starts) with "zed".[[/note]]
129	* A comical variant uses the melody of the original song but with all the letters in reverse order, concluding "Now I know my [=ZYXs=] / That's the way we say the alphabet in Texas."
130	* An [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeEJEPd3bAA updated version that circulated online]] uses the traditional melody but gets rid of the extra eighth notes ("ellemenno pee") so the second line is simply "H, I, J, K, L, M, N," with the rest of the letters adjusted accordingly. This does have the advantage of being musically simpler but loses the rhyme between "Gee" and "Pee", as well as being different from the way learned by generations of schoolkids. Predictably, the responses were full of outraged people declaring TheyChangedItNowItSucks.
131	* "The Lumberman's Alphabet", a traditional song.
132	-->A is for axe and that we all know,\
133	B is for boy who can use it also,\
134	C is for chopping we first do begin,\
135	D is for danger we often fall in.
136	* "Alligators All Around", co-written by Music/CaroleKing and Creator/MauriceSendak for the musical ''Really Rosie'', which was based upon Sendak's books, ''Chicken Soup with Rice'', ''Pierre'', ''One was Johnny'', ''Alligators All Around'' (all comprising 1962's ''The Nutshell Library''), and ''The Sign on Rosie's Door''.
137	-->A, alligators all around
138	-->B, bursting balloons
139	-->C, catching colds
140	-->D, doing dishes
141	-->E, entertaining elephants
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144	[[folder:Poetry]]
145	* Creator/EdwardLear wrote many alphabetical poems, the X usually being "King Xerxes".
146	* The Quarrel of the Alphabet:
147	--> Great A was alarmed at B's bad behaviour,
148	--> Because C, D, E, and F denied G a favour.
149	--> H got a husband, with I, J, K, and L,
150	--> M married Mary, and taught scholars how to spell.
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152	--> It went hard at first with N, O, P, and Q,
153	--> With R, S, T, with single and double U,
154	--> The X and the Y it stuck in their gizzards,
155	--> Till they were made friends by the two crooked izzards.
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157	--> This A, B, C, so little is it thought about,
158	--> Although by its aid great knowledge is brought about;
159	--> ?Tis the groundwork of science, of wisdom the key, sir,
160	--> For what does a man know that knows not A, B, C, sir?
161	--> He is a blockhead, take it from me, sir,
162	--> That does not know his A, B, C, sir,
163	--> A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N,
164	--> O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.
165	* Willard R. Espy's ''The Game of Words'':
166	** The anonymous "An Animal Alphabet".
167	--->Alligator, beetle, porcupine, whale,\
168	Bobolink, panther, dragon-fly, snail,\
169	Crocodile, monkey, buffalo, hare,\
170	Dromedary, leopard, mud-turtle, bear,
171	** The equally anonymous "The Siege of Belgrade", which leaves out "J".
172	--->An Austrian army, awfully arrayed,\
173	Boldly, by battery, besieged Belgrade;\
174	Cossack commanders cannonading come--\
175	Dealing destruction's devastating doom;
176	* The NurseryRhyme "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Pie_ABC A was an apple pie]]" dates to the 17th century, and is especially notable because it demonstrates how the ampersand was considered a letter of the Latin alphabet for quite a while. The earliest versions didn’t include I and U, because at the time they were not distinguished from J and V respectively. Also, the misspelled line "E ate it" is severely AccentDepundent, only barely excusable as a phonics lesson if you pronounce ate "et".
177	--> A was an Apple pie; B bit it; C cut it; D dealt it; E ate it; F fought for it; G got it; H had it; J joined it; K kept it; L longed for it; M mourned for it; N nodded at it; O opened it; P peeped in it; Q quartered it; R ran for it; S stole it; T took it; V viewed it; W wanted it; X, Y, Z, and Ampersand, All wished for a piece in hand.
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180	[[folder:Puppet Shows]]
181	* In ''Series/TheNoddyShop'' episode "To The Rescue", there is a song called "The ABC's of Fire", which uses letters of the alphabet, in order, to teach fire safety rules.
182	* ''Series/SesameStreet'':
183	** In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYIRO97dhII one skit]], a little girl sings the original ABC song, but substitutes random letters with "[[NonSequitur Cookie Monster]]".
184	** One of the many songs of the show is the "ABC-DEF-GHI" song, which is sung by Big Bird in one sketch:
185	--->ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
186	--->It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen
187	--->ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
188	--->I wish I knew exactly what I mean
189	--->It starts out like an "A" word as anyone can see
190	--->But somewhere in the middle it gets awful "QR" to me
191	--->ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
192	--->If I ever find out just what this word can mean
193	--->I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen!
194	** In the DirectToVideo release, "Do the Alphabet", Big Bird sings "Do the Alphabet" to help Baby Bear say the alphabet by himself so Goldilocks doesn't have to do it for him.
195	** The "Alphabet Chat" theme is the alphabet sung to the tune of one of Music/JohannSebastianBach's songs.
196	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0WELUxl7gc One sketch]] has Elmo do a rap version of the alphabet.
197	** In a Season 25 insert, Big Bird demonstrates how the alphabet song would sound without the letter A at the beginning.
198	** "Alphabet Jungle"
199	** "The African Animal Alphabet", which is mostly about African wildife (although the song also mentions peacocks and tigers, [[MisplacedWildlife which are instead exclusively native to Asia]])
200	* The Alphabet Song is sung in ''Series/TheSproutSharingShow''
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202
203	[[folder:Theatre]]
204	* ''Theatre/{{Matilda}}'' has the "School Song", which teaches the letters during the song by emphasizing them in a sentence (The letters occur on the downbeat of the bar, helping emphasize them in words that don't start with the letter in question).
205	-->So you think you're A-ble [able]
206	-->To survive this mess by B-ing [being]
207	-->A prince or a princess, you will soon C [see],
208	-->There's no escaping trage-D [tragedy].
209	--> And E-ven [even]
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212	[[folder:Video Games]]
213	* One of the EnemyChatter in ''VideoGame/{{Dishonored}}'' is the guard singing the alphabet, and he flubs the order only a few letters in.
214	* The ''VideoGame/TaikoNoTatsujin'' series often features The Alphabet Song as part of its song list. Despite the simplicity of the tune, on higher difficulties it can be surprisingly challenging.
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217	[[folder:Webcomics]]
218	* ''Webcomic/SomethingHappens'' has a 13-strip parody variation on this that starts[[http://somethinghappens.keenspot.com/d/20110302.html here]], in that each letter gets a four-line poem, many of them full of BlatantLies and other sillyness. It also gets the letter order wrong at the end. And as the strips go on, the accompanying pictures of children (which have nothing to do with the letters being discussed) change, and not for the better...
219	[[/folder]]
220
221	[[folder:Web Videos]]
222	* WebVideo/BillWurtz had his own take with "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g02WKrWjUgA alphabet shuffle]]", which mixes in his own brand of humor.
223	* Creator/NeilCicierega has "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcv0LkOEqWY The Alphabet]]", a video of the tune with the letters replaced by brand names:
224	--> Music/{{ACDC}}, [[UsefulNotes/KentuckyFriedChicken KFC]], [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HGTV HGTV]], MSNBC...
225	* The "S is for Sucks" (Trogdor's prototype) song from ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'', performed by Strong Bad during "Trogday 08".
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227	[[/folder]]
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229	[[folder:Western Animation]]
230	* ''WesternAnimation/BigMouth'': [[CloudCuckooLander Coach Steve]], who can't read and doesn't truly understand letters, has his own version of the traditional alphabet song in which the letters are replaced by what Coach Steve thinks they are.
231	-->"Teepee, fat guy, sideways moon, other fat guy, sideways comb."
232	* ''WesternAnimation/BluesClues'' had "I'll Never Forget My Alphabet" from "The Alphabet Train" as Joe describes what is in each train boxcar alphabetically.
233	* ''WesternAnimation/DinosaurTrain'' has a unique take on the alphabet song with "Dinosaurs A-Z", which lists [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin dinosaurs in alphabetical order]].
234	-->"A! Apatosaurus! B! Brachiosaurus! C! Corythosaurus! D! Deinonychus! E! Einiosaurus! F! Fabrosaurus! G! Gal-Limimus! H! Hadrosaurus! I! Iguanodon! J! Jaxartosaurus! Everybody, it's time for the chorus! Hey hey hey, come along with me (Choo Choo, Choo Choo), this is how we memorize dinosaurs A to Z!"
235	* ''WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer'' used the actual ABC song in one episode, among with a parody called the "animal alphabet" song.
236	* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
237	** In "Quagmire's Mom", a flashback of Quagmire as a kid shows him singing the classic alphabet tune - using the names of the men his [[ReallyGetsAround mother]] slept with for each letter.
238	** In "Yug Ylimaf", Stewie has a flashback to the time where he forgot what came after G and had to fake it. The cutaway shows him make it through the first verse, only to completely make the rest up on the spot.
239	--->A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
240	--->Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
241	--->Standing here, with these kids,
242	--->Waiting for the song to end,
243	--->[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yankee Doodle went to town]],
244	--->Now I know my [=ABCs=]
245	* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'': The episode "Plankton!", has Plankton trying to play his MusicalSting, only to put the wrong side of the disc and have it play a kids' song about the alphabet. However, said song only goes from A (for apple) to F (for fish).
246	** In the episode "I'm With Stupid", Patrick sings the alphabet song but hurries through the remaining letters after G after his "parents" show up.
247	* ''WesternAnimation/SuperWhy'' features a version of the alphabet song sung by Alpha Pig with a different melody than the traditional version. It merely goes through the alphabet before ending with the lyric "Sing with me."
248	* ''WesternAnimation/WhatsWithAndy'': In one episode, Andy is sent back to kindergarten for the day as punishment and he and the kindergarteners take part in the school talent show and diss the school faculty. Andy plays the teacher and asks the kindergarteners to sing the ABC, and the kindergarteners sing a song about how they start off happy but gradually get sadder:
249	-->'''Girl 1:''' "A, B, and C, makes me happy."
250	-->'''Boy 1:''' "D, E, and G. We're so gloomy."
251	-->'''Boy 2 and Girl 2:''' "H, I, and J. Things never go our way."
252	-->'''Girl 1:''' "K, L, and M. I agree with them."
253	-->'''Boy 1:''' "N, O, and P. I have to pee."
254	-->'''Boy 2, Boy 3, and Girl 3:''' "Q, R, and S. We're in distress."
255	-->'''Boy 1:''' "T, U, and V. I still have to pee."
256	-->'''Boy 2, Boy 3, Girl 1, and Girl 3:''' "W, X, Z, please set us free!"
257	-->'''Andy:''' ''(spoken)'' "You forgot the letters Y and F. Why? Because you get an F!"
258	[[/folder]]
259	----
260	->[[TheStinger Now I know my [=T-V Tropes=], \

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