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1	->'''Tyrion Lannister:''' I'd very much like to believe that Jon Snow is wrong, but a wise man once said that you should never believe a thing simply because you want to believe it.\
2	'''Daenerys Targaryen:''' Which wise man said this?\
3	'''Tyrion Lannister:''' I don't remember.\
4	'''Daenerys Targaryen:''' Are you trying to present your own statements as ancient wisdom?\
5	'''Tyrion Lannister:''' I would never do that... to you.
6	-->-- ''Series/GameOfThrones''
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8	A great way for a gritty hero to lend gravitas to their argument, or [[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords sound like they are]], is to spout an aphorism. But sometimes nothing anyone famous said will do, so they just make something up on the spot or rehash something they themself have previously said.
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10	Often their interlocutor will tentatively attribute the quote to one author or another, and they'll admit, deadpan-style, that the aphorism is really their own.
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12	Compare AppealToFamilialWisdom (when the character quotes a family member) and YouKnowWhoSaidThat (when they quote someone else surprising).
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15	!!Examples:
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19	[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
20	* ''Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina'': Jack Burton would constantly begin his words of wisdom with "Remember what old Jack Burton says at a time like this...". This is trope is invoked in the climax when he faces down the BigBad and does this, only to have the villains ask, "Who?". Jack then growls, "Jack Burton... me!".
21	* ''Film/DeadPoetsSociety'':
22	-->'''[=McAllister=]''': Show me the heart unfettered by foolish dreams and I'll show you a happy man.
23	-->'''Keating''': But only in their dreams can men be truly free. 'Twas always thus, and always thus will be.
24	-->'''[=McAllister=]''': Tennyson?
25	-->'''Keating''': No, Keating.
26	* ''Film/TheKarateKidPartII'': Mr. Miyagi, who is fond of quoting actual ancient wisdom, has this to say when Daniel asks him why he is not upset about Sato calling him a coward:
27	-->'''Mr. Miyagi:''' Daniel-san, lie become truth only if person want to believe it.\
28	'''Daniel:''' Is that another old Okinawan saying?\
29	'''Mr. Miyagi:''' No. New Okinawan saying.\
30	'''Daniel:''' How new?\
31	'''Mr. Miyagi:''' Hmmm... About ten seconds.
32	* ''Film/{{Patton}}''.
33	-->'''Patton''': You know what the poet said. "Through the travail of ages, midst the pomp and toils of war, have I fought and strove and perished countless times upon the star. As if through a glass and darkly, the age-old strife I see, where I fought in many guises, many names, but always me."
34	-->You know who the poet was? Me.
35	* ''Film/TheWiz'':
36	-->'''Scarecrow''': Success, fame, and fortune, they're all illusions. All there is that is real is the friendship that two can share.
37	-->'''Dorothy''': That's beautiful! Who said that?
38	-->'''Scarecrow''': [modestly] I did.
39	* ''Film/TheThreeMusketeers1993'' Aramis recites poetry to a tavern wench. D'Artagnan asks if it's Shakespeare and Aramis replies that it's Aramis.
40	* The [[Film/HarryPotter last Harry Potter movie]] has a scene where Remus Lupin and Kingsley Shacklebolt are standing near each other at the start of the Battle for Hogwarts.
41	-->'''Lupin:''' It is the quality of one's convictions that determines success, not the number of followers.
42	-->'''Kingsley:''' Who said that?
43	-->'''Lupin''': Me.
44	* A variant happens in ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld''.
45	-->'''Roxanne:''' Oh I'd love to postpone, darlin', but I just cashed in my last rain check.\
46	'''Scott:''' Where's that from?\
47	'''Roxanne:''' [[SuddenlyShouting MY BRAIN!]]
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50	[[folder:Literature]]
51	* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'':
52	** In ''Literature/MenAtArms'', Angua ([[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent in wolf form]]) attends what's essentially [[ANaziByAnyOtherName a dog supremacist/anti-human rally]]. She speaks to a poodle who says something that sounds like a quote and [[ActuallyIAmHim asks if the Hitler analogue said it....]]
53	** In ''Literature/MakingMoney'', Moist says at one point "Does not a penny to the widow outshine the unconquered sun?" When asked what it means, he admits he has no idea, but it sounds impressive.
54	* ''Literature/TheWheelOfTime'': Lini, a no-nonsense OldRetainer to at least three generations of royalty, has [[HurricaneOfAphorisms an aphorism for every occasion]]. Morgase eventually asks if she's making them up as she goes.
55	-->'''Lini:''' At my age, if I make it up, it is still an old saying.
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58	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
59	* ''Series/OurMissBrooks'': Walter Denton uses fake quotes from time to time.
60	-->Walter Denton: It's as the saying goes, "When love enters the head, appetite flees the stomach."
61	-->Miss Brooks: Who said that?
62	-->Walter Denton: I don't know. I guess it's anonymous.
63	-->Miss Brooks: [[DeadpanSnarker It deserves to be.]]
64	* ''Series/{{CSI}}'': Grissom has a history of using famous authors as a source of quoted wisdom, but there's at least one case where his ''own'' statement was mistaken for one:
65	-->'''Grissom:''' The best intentions are fraught with disappointment.\
66	'''Willows:''' [[Creator/RalphWaldoEmerson Emerson]]?\
67	'''Grissom:''' Grissom.
68	* In an episode of ''Series/ThirdRockFromTheSun'', a coincidence involving this led to Mary mistakenly believing that Dick was really a wanted activist she knew during her hippie days in TheSixties:
69	-->'''Dick:''' History is made by the individual, not by the masses.\
70	'''Mary:''' Who said that?\
71	'''Dick:''' I did.\
72	'''Mary:''' No, where's that from?\
73	'''Dick:''' My mouth.\
74	'''Mary:''' No, somebody said that!\
75	'''Dick:''' Hellllloooo! That was me.\
76	'''Mary:''' This is so weird.\
77	(''flashback to young Mary at Berkeley'')\
78	'''Mary:''' This is so weird.\
79	'''[[ActingForTwo Manny]]:''' I mean, you've been rinsed and hung out to dry. Think about it. Dig it, babe, that's what's happened. History is made by the individual, not by the masses.\
80	'''Mary:''' Who said that?\
81	'''Manny:''' I did.\
82	'''Mary:''' Wow!\
83	(''return to present'')\
84	'''Mary:''' Wow!
85	* ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'':
86	-->'''Ramona:''' Didn't a great man once say, "Science demands nothing less than the fervent and unconditional dedication of our entire lives"?\
87	'''Sheldon:''' He did.\
88	'''Ramona:''' And who was that great man?\
89	'''Sheldon:''' Me. Sorry, Leonard.\
90	'''Leonard:''' Seriously? You're not coming?\
91	'''Sheldon:''' You heard her. How can I argue with me?
92	* ''Series/BuckRogersInTheTwentyFifthCentury'':
93	-->'''Buck:''' Well, as someone said, "You're never more nostalgic than for the things you once knew and have no more."\
94	'''Twiki:''' [[VerbalTic Bidibidibidibidi]]. Who said that?\
95	'''Buck:''' Me.
96	* ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'': A RunningGag involving Barney is that any time he comes up with a new rule, catchphrase or concept that he tells his friends will help the live life to the fullest, he attributes its invention to an important historical figure like the Founding Fathers of the United States or Jesus Christ, rather than himself. None of them ever believe him.
97	* One episode of ''Series/{{MASH}}'' crosses this with QuoteToQuoteCombat when Margaret asks Frank for a loan.
98	-->'''Frank''': "Neither a lender nor a borrower be." [[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} Polonius]].\
99	'''Margaret''': "To give and not count the cost." St. Ignatius Loyola.\
100	'''Frank''': "The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last throughout a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money." Creator/MarkTwain.\
101	'''Margaret''': "Blow it out your ear." Margaret Houlihan.
102	* Leopoldo Fishman of Series/SolamenteVos does this all the time. Each week he says some important quotation, and points that he said so at his latest book, now for sale. Buy it quickly, because he will write another new book to quote next week!
103	* ''Series/WaltDisneyPresents'': In "Disneyland '61", Creator/WaltDisney remarks, "It has been said that Disneyland will never be completed. In fact, I said it."
104	* A variant from ''Series/RedDwarf'' when the crew is in danger and it's suggested that [[DirtyCoward Rimmer]] can sacrifice himself to save them.
105	-->'''Kryten:''' Well the Space Corp directive 195 clearly states that in an emergency power situation a hologramatic crewmember must lay down his life in order that the living crewmembers might survive.\
106	'''Rimmer:''' Yes, but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly: No chance you metal bastard.
107	** Also, in the episode ''[[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonIIIPolymorph Polymorph]]'', Rimmer "quotes" the Rimmer Directive - "Never tangle with anything that's got [[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily more teeth than the entire Osmond family]]."
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110	[[folder:Theatre]]
111	* ''Theatre/SeventeenSeventySix'':
112	-->'''Dr. Benjamin Franklin:''' Treason is a charge invented by winners as an excuse for hanging the losers.
113	-->'''John Adams:''' I have more to do than stand here listening to you quote yourself.
114	-->'''Dr. Benjamin Franklin:''' Oh, that was a new one.
115	* Thomas Jefferson does this in {{Theatre/Hamilton}}. Justified in that he's quoting the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Declaration_of_Independence Declaration of Independence]], which is a pretty highly regarded document in any case.
116	-->"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness", we fought for these ideals, we shouldn't settle for less. These are wise words, enterprising men quote 'em. Don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause I wrote 'em!
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119	[[folder:Webcomics]]
120	* A written example [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff300/fv00255.htm appears in]] ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'':
121	--> '''Florence Ambrose''': Any technology, no matter how primitive, is magic to those who don't understand it.
122	* After Agatha in ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' surprises Zeetha by not only managing to fix a "magic" artifact but improving it as well, she declares "Any {{sufficiently analyzed magic}} is indistinguishable from science!" Zeetha asks why it's in quotes and who said it, to which Agatha responds, "'''ME'''!"
123	-->'''Agatha''': "Any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from science!"\
124	'''Zeetha''': What's with the quotation marks? Who said that?\
125	'''Agatha''': ME!
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129	[[folder:Western Animation]]
130	* ''WesternAnimation/WhereOnEarthIsCarmenSandiego'':
131	-->'''Carmen''': A philosopher once said, "Competition can make you stronger."
132	-->'''Player''': Which philosopher said that?
133	-->'''Carmen''': Me!
134	* ''WesternAnimation/StarshipTroopersInvasion'': The resident HollywoodAtheist has a penchant for quoting Atheist scholars at [[ReligiousBruiser Holy Man]], and snarks about how he finds no religious person ever had anything to say worth writing down. Holy Man replies with a particularly deep quote, followed with...
135	-->I'll get you a pen.
136	[[/folder]]

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