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| 2 | [[caption-width-right:307:''"In sickness and in health, till death do you meet."'']] |
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| 4 | ''Holey Matrimony'' is an [[EroticLiterature Erotic]]/[[BizarroFiction Bizarro]] ShortStory written by author and film director Creator/KevinStrange, illustrated by Terence Muncy and edited by Sean Ferrari |
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| 6 | [Description removed for plagiarism.] |
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| 8 | ''Holey Matrimony'' was published exclusively on Amazon Kindle. (We do not provide a direct link due to the NSFW nature of the story.) |
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| 11 | !!This story provides examples of: |
| 12 | * ApocalypseCult: Cult of Dagonites. |
| 13 | * DeadToBeginWith: The story begins with John dying from a car crash while he was texting. |
| 14 | * DidWeJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu: Subverted. [[spoiler:Jesus]] seems to be nice enough, [[spoiler:[[JesusWasWayCool giving John the best blowjob he ever has and does not seem to mind having sex with a man with scaly skin and three giant cocks]].]] [[spoiler:When they finish though, [[JesusWasCrazy Jesus sucks John's spirit dry and discards it, and goes on about how he will eventually destroy everything]].]] |
| 15 | * DoubleStandardRapeDivineOnMortal: The whole premise is Jesus having gay sex with a dying man created by a Lovecraftian ApocalypseCult! What were you expecting? |
| 16 | * EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Jesus]] is revealed to be Tetrohalographagon [[spoiler:a Lovecraftian deity destined to swallow the universe, and John's father.]] |
| 17 | * IHaveManyNames: Evoked by Jesus. |
| 18 | --> I go by many names in many times throughout many, many worlds. Jesus Christ is but one of my selves; a favorite, but not my true form any more than that of John Schmitt is yours. |
| 19 | * JustBeforeTheEnd: There ''will'' be an apocalypse. Just not yet. |
| 20 | * LovecraftLite: John Schmitt was a [[HalfHumanHybrid half-human]], [[HybridMonster half]]-[[EldritchAbomination Eldritch]]/HumanoidAbomination that lived a mundane married life (at least until he was meant to fulfill his destiny and end the world). |
| 21 | * MermaidProblem: Gay sex is problematic for John since [[spoiler:he lacks an anus.]] |
| 22 | * NaughtyTentacles |
| 23 | * ParentalIncest: Given the BlueAndOrangeMorality {{Eldritch Abomination}}s usually have, this isn't something that should surprise you. |
| 24 | * TransparentCloset: John only married his wife because he was sexually attracted to her father. |
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