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1	OBJECTION! HOLD IT!\
2	I can see through all the lies!\
3	Why don't you TAKE THAT!
4	->-- [[{{Tropers/ReplisMonathin}} Replis Monathin]]
5
6	Our defense lawyer\
7	Uses CourtroomAntics to\
8	[[ThePerryMasonMethod Indict witnesses]].
9	->-- [[{{Tropers/sgrunt}} sgrunt]]
10
11	I shout, [[MemeticMutation OBJECTION!]] \
12	Attorneys need defense too - \
13	Please stop whipping me.
14	->--[[{{Tropers/Cidolfas}} Cidolfas]]
15
16	In this court of law \
17	More important than your case \
18	Are powerful lungs
19	-->-[[Tropers/ManCalledTrue Man Called True]]
20	-->-Form fixed by [[{{Tropers/Ambar}} Ambar]]
21
22	The judge is clueless,\
23	But you'll be fine in the end,\
24	'Cause you're always Wright.
25	-->-[[Tropers/TheHeroHartmut The Hero Hartmut]]
26
27	I keep trying to \
28	defeat Edgeworth but really\
29	want to marry him.
30	--> Anonymous
31	-->-Form fixed by Tropers/InsanityPrelude
32
33	Phoenix Wright, lawyer \
34	[[CourtroomAntics Pounds the law, facts, and table]] \
35	Mostly all at once.
36	-->-[[Tropers/SoItBegins [=SoItBegins=]]]
37	-->-Form fixed by [[{{Tropers/Tibieryo}} tibieryo]]
38
39	I'm Prosecutor \
40	Every nook, every cranny \
41	Nothing escapes me.
42	-->-[[{{Tropers/neves783}} neves783]]
43
44	He’s a hobo now \
45	And his beanie cap sees all \
46	(I miss the blue suit).
47	-->-[[{{Tropers/zara2148}} zara2148]]
48
49	Demon of the court \
50	Salvation at a friend's hand \
51	Genius chasing truth
52	-->-- Pteryx
53
54	"If I get one more \
55	pay cut, [[ButtMonkey I won't be able\
56	to even eat, sir!"]]
57
58	Agent Lang is [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys hot]] \
59	Very determined, but \
60	Is [[JerkAss also a dick.]]
61	-->-- kirana44
62
63	An [[TitleDrop Ace Attorney]],\
64	Phoenix Wright defends justice\
65	and loudly [[BigWordShout OBJECTS!]]
66	-->--(unknown author; removed from a duplicate page)
67
68	The True Murderer\
69	My Objection Overruled\
70	von Karma lives on
71	-->--[[{{Tropers/Wolfenmaus}} Wolfenmaus]]
72
73	When You Say Something\
74	And I Know That It Is Wrong\
75	I Shout "OBJECTION!"
76	-->--[[{{Tropers/Mopete}} MoPete]]
77
78	[[{{Americasia}} Japanifornia's]]\
79	[[NextSundayAD Near future]] [[KangarooCourt court system sucks,]]\
80	[[CourtroomAntics But is fun to watch.]]
81	-->--[=ThatFanwiththeGlasses=]
82
83	Phoenix has magic,\
84	Edgeworth has naught but logic.\
85	It's really unfair.
86	--> yugi195
87
88	She loves forensics\
89	Yet is just a detective\
90	Eats Snackoos to cope.
91	-->--[=HiJac210=]
92
93	"Hold it!" and "Take that!"\
94	And of course an "Objection!"\
95	It's a courtroom game.

Context Haiku / AceAttorney