Line #54 Funny/YuGiOhArcVTheAbridgedSeries


1	%% Please use what the series use for the characters.
2
3	!!General:
4	* Everyone getting LSD... er, ''LDS'' wrong, from the narrator to even Masumi, who is one of the students.
5	* The names used for the cards such as Giant Dragon Thingy[[note]] any of the three Dimension Dragons[[/note]] and [[Anime/YuGiOhZexal Gagaga Magician]]'s uncles [[note]] Magician of Astromancy and Magician of Chronomancy[[/note]].
6	* Odd-Eyes' and its evolutions' "Rawr" and its variations.
7	* Any scene with Shun Kurosaki in it. Any one will do.
8	* Literally any scene with Circus Hitler. Heil Circus!
9	* Any scene with JACK ATLAS. Switching from Australian to Creator/LittleKuriboh's version.
10
11	!!Episode 1: Year of the Tomato
12	* This exchange:
13	-->'''Noboru''': WHAT YEAR IS IT!?\
14	'''Yuya''': [[TitleDrop Year of the tomato]], of course!\
15	'''Yuzu''': Wait! You didn't answer my question. [[note]] How Yuya can see with a blue star in his goggles?[[/note]]
16	* Yuya's entire flashback of his father.
17	* Yuya's "I'm...I'm...I'M FAIRLY PASSIBLE!!!!" line.
18
19	!!Episode 2: The Fruit Salad of Friendship
20	* This little exchange:
21	-->'''Greg''': It's PENDULUM you nincompoop! Honestly, you're just as bad as the narrator.\
22	'''The Narrator [[note]] Leo Akaba[[/note]]: Today is a very good day to swing a hammer into someone's scrotum! Thank you for volunteering!\
23	'''Worker''': So when's lunch?\
24	(thumping noise, followed by a girlish scream)\
25	'''The Narrator [[note]] Still Leo frickin' Akaba[[/note]]: Stop crying you big baby! It's just a hammer!\
26	'''Worker''': Note to self: buy Greg some nuts.
27	* The Strong Ishijima jingle:
28	--> Strong as a bison and purple on top! You won't beat me unless your name is Yuya.
29	** And there is TheStinger version.
30	--->Strong as a bison and purple on top. You won't beat me unless you cheat in the game...\
31	...which you totally did. What the heck is a Pendulum Summon anyway?!\
32	[[AssPull It's not anywhere in the official rules]]. You should totally be disqualified.
33	* Noboru's haiku
34	--> A children's card game\
35	Ever-changing as time flows\
36	Please ban Pot of Greed.
37
38	!!Episode 3: How To Win Card Games without Trying?
39	* Shingo's invitation to Yuya for a duel.
40	-->'''Shingo''': [[DoubleEntendre I would love to shot my dart into your bullseye. It's this long, you know.]]\
41	'''Yuya''': Oh dear sweet lord!
42	* Yuya uses "[[Music/NSync I Want You Back]]" to get back Gagaga Magician's uncles.
43	-->'''Shingo:''' How you dare to use the power of NSync against me!?\
44	'''Yuya:''' Would you prefer Music/JustinBieber? Because if you do-\
45	'''Shingo:''' [[AnythingButThat No no no no no no!]] It's cool.
46	* Yuya song:
47	--> '''Yuya:''' There's this guy how really sucks and Shingo is his name-o S-H-I-N-G-O-S-H-I-N... G... O... Look! I'm a tree!
48
49	!!Episode 4: Candy Can, Can't You?
50	* Sora's stalking montage, that ends when he catches Yuya in the bathroom.
51	-->'''Sora:''' [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown Oooh! So that's how it looks after puberty]].
52	* Shingo's dance break.
53	** And what Yuya says when it's over.
54	--->'''Yuya:''' Shut up and touch the monkey!
55
56	!!Episode 5: Duel Me Thrice, Shame on You
57	* After the anti-climatic scene that was Yuya and Reiji's first meeting, this is what Reiji has to say.
58	--> '''Reiji''': Come on. This is the very first time the hero and his rival has crossed paths...after the rival has been stalking him for days...ok, weeks.
59	* Hokuto asks to Masumi what is her sign.
60	-->'''Masumi:''' My sign is "stop".
61
62	!!Episode 6: Night at the Duel School
63	* In the beginning of the episode, Noboru said that Yuya has a severe case of 'The Feels.' The cure for it? Lots of hugs and kisses!
64	* Domino's jingle while in the waiting line.
65	-->"You're waiting for pizza, and wasting your life! Yeah, wasting your life! [...] Keep waiting and holding and waiting forever!"
66	* [[OverlyLongGag DDD? DDD. DDD? DDD. DDD?]] [[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!]]
67	* "Reiji being accused of being Kaiba's son" scene:
68	** The funny sound effects that sound while he inspects his face.
69	** He asking his mom if she and Kaiba ever f*cked. She answered yes, much to his surprise.
70	*** Made even funnier by how she goes on to explain that he was her high school sweetheart who later abandoned her to build [[Anime/YuGiOhGX Duel Academy.]] She tried to steal but Masumi was defeated by Jaden. Needless to say, Reiji is disturbed.
71	* Shuzo points out that Yuya looks like Music/LadyGaga to which Yuya starts singing the lyrics of "Applause" and Arbok dancing to his singing just sells it.
72
73	!!Episode 7: Holy Fajittas!
74	* Shun's introduction to the series. It's both a EstablishingCharacterMoment and a MoodWhiplash.
75	-->'''Shun:''' I finally found Leo Duel School. Now, the time has come for me to enact my most vague and secret of schemes...[[EvilLaugh Hahaha-]][[LaughingMad AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!]]
76	* "Mr. Security MAN~!"
77	** When Reiji gets fed off of the theme song, he cuts it off and the singers apologize.
78	* Yuto's flashback. Apparently, Yugo destroyed Heartland because he refuses to change the name "[[Anime/YuGiOh5Ds 5D's]] to "6D's". Leo was a late Signer.
79	** "CARD GAMES ON MOTOCYCLES, BEE-YOTCH!"
80	* [[WebSeries/YugiOhTheAbridgedSeries Pegasus]]' cameo.
81	* TheStinger shows Yuzu's attempt to do a chant for a Fusion summon.
82	-->"Fusion summon! Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry, obey thy- oh sh[bleep], I forgot the rest of the chant...but FUSION!"
83
84	!!Episode 8: I Survived a Jagyptian Quiz Show
85	* Shun's whole scenes. From his showing up to challenge Masumi to when Yuto takes him out.
86	** "Did someone said "dueling"!? WEEE! Oh pick me pick me! I wanna duel! Me me me! MEEEEEEE!!!"
87	** "I cannot stand by and let a little Japangyptian girl disbelieve me! [[HypocriticalHumor THAT'S INSANE!]]"
88	** "I have a lovely bunch of coconuts, doo-doo-doo! They're all a-here, standing in a road! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
89	* Sora, in a demonic voice saying that he his just as sweet as the icing on a cake only to do an EvilLaugh after.
90
91	!!Episode 9: Spoiler Alert
92	* Mieru threatening the card for telling her she'll lose.
93	* Sora's note in the Polymerization card he left to Yuya.
94	-->"Dear Yuya, please enjoy this gift from the Dark Side! (We'll be using it very soon to conquer your dimension!) Remember you're always welcome to swing by for cookies! Love Sora."
95	** Yuya's response makes it even funnier.
96	-->[[ComicallyMissingThePoint "Grrr! I don't even have any Fusion monsters, you asshole!"]]
97	* After the duel with Mieru:
98	--> '''Mieru:''' DARLING! (glomp) Never before have I met such a stunning and graceful man! Let us forge a new shipping pair from the tides of destiny! And by that, I mean I want your penis.
99	--> '''Yuzu:''' (slowly raising the fan) I see a bitch. I'm going to slap a bitch. This bitch is going to get slapped!
100	* "Xyz Summon!" "Synchro Summon!" "Fusion Summon!" "Ass whoopin'."
101	* Shun and Reiji's first meeting.
102
103	!!Episode 10: Every Day I'm Shufflin' Decks
104	* Shun is going to take Reiji hostage and when Reiji was about to protest, Shun quickly said [[MirandaRights "You have the right to remain silent..."]] Reiji's response:
105	--> '''Reiji ''': [[BerserkButton Heartland]].\
106	'''Shun ''': [[OverlyLongGag Aah!]]
107	* Yuya's speech for the Maiami Championship.
108	* Gogenzaka's nose can play mariachi music... you heard that right!
109	* After Yuzu and Masumi's duel, Masumi gave her a card.
110	--> '''Masumi''': hands Crystal Rose Card Here. Card. You take. Now, bye.\
111	'''Yuzu''': Yey! Free card!
112
113	!!Episode 11: Grudge Match
114	* Yuya describes his off-screen duel against 4!Kids with three words: Rainbows, hippos, [[ArcWords Egao]].
115	* Noboru's sash was vandalized by 4Kids' censorship team with his English name: Gong Strong.
116	-->'''Noboru:''' Yuya...you forgot TO WASH IT!!
117	* Noboru's outburst when Gen summons another dancing monster.
118	-->'''Noboru:''' WHAT IS IT WITH YOUR MONSTERS AND DANCING?!!!
119	* Shingo's introduction his rematch with Yuya.
120	-->'''Shingo:''' Slowly, but surely, the lone samurai enters the battlefield. His lust for vengeance only outmatched by the size of his hat --Seriously, what the hell with this thing? I can't see!-- He arrives at this destination, face to face with his sworn enemy. The gaze deeply into each other's eyes --Which I could do if I could see past this f*cking hat!-- The samurai just smiles as he recalls their previous encounter. In a moment of nostalgia, he reaches to the heavens with his fingers boastfully extended and proclaims: "[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything This is how long my dart is if you still want it]]".\
121	'''Yuya ''': [[DeadpanSnarker Good to see you too, Shingo.]]
122	* Futoshi singing while literally shaking his butt at the end, much to Sora's dismay.
123
124	!!Episode 12: Leggo My Egao
125	* Sora informing Yuto that his inner monologue is not so private. Yuto's answer?
126	-->'''Yuto:''' [[PrecisionFStrike F*ck]].
127	* Heartland [[RunningGag attack on]] Shun again.
128	* [[spoiler:Kaiba's cameo and his quarrel with his son, Reiji]].
129	-->''Daddy loves you too.''
130	* Yugo's arrival in Standard marks the episode's MoodWhiplash.
131	** Yuto and Yugo's arguing over who kidnapped who's girlfriend.
132	** Yugo's version of Yuto's flashback. Because flashbacks can lie!
133	** Yuya, Yuto and Yugo talking in unison.
134	-->''"Don't make me use my Giant Dragon Thingy on you! Jinx! Pinch, poke, you owe me a coke! Pinch back, you owe me a six-pack!! Oh, just stop already! Both of you! [{{Beat}}] Okay."''
135	* Yuzu trying to wake up Yuya.
136
137	!!Episode 13: Fruitality
138	* "Man, the one time you wish [=4Kids=] was here to censor the violence."
139	* Yuma reassuring that being possessed by another soul isn't all that bad. Cue Astral possessing Yuma.
140	* Serena in general.
141	--> '''Serena:''' Finally, I made it! Now all I have to do is sneak in unnoticed and...
142	--> '''Reiji:''' Aloha.
143	--> '''Serena:''' [[ClusterBleepBomb [bleep]ing [bleep] [bleep]waffles]]!
144	* Serena refers to herself as "A strong independent black woman who don't NEED no man!"
145	* "You don't scare me! I am here to defend the honor of the oppressive and tyrannical Fusion Dimension! I shall smite you with all of my-" [[TalkToTheFist pwned]]
146
147	!!Episode 14: Diz Nee Afterthought
148	* The fact that the duelists in the finals act like Disney Characters.
149	** In fact, the characters are actually Disney characters trying to pull a HostileShowTakeover!
150	** What is even funnier is that in the original Japanese version, one of them is actually voiced by a Disney character, albeit their Japanese dub counterpart.
151	* Dennis showing up to save Yuya, and for the rest of the duel just being as useless as possible.
152	** Dennis offers to show Yuya his "[[UnusualEuphemism Pizzazz]]".
153	-->'''Yuya:''' I rather prefer you keeping it in your pants.
154	-->'''Dennis:''' Not ''that'' pizzazz.
155	* Shun's confrontation with Yuya as he asks about Yuto's whereabouts.
156	-->'''Shun:''' I have a question for you. A question that will penetrate your psyche so profoundly you cannot possibly reply with the TRUTH. What did you do to my...(face all distorted) [[HoYay BOYFRIEND?!]]
157	** Yuya after telling Shun the CassandraTruth.
158	--> '''Yuya:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why does this happen when you tell someone the truth?]]
159	* Yuya's bullshit detector.
160	* While the Obelisk Solders facing Berserk! Yuya, one was trying to act like he wasn't scared no matter what.
161	-->'''Obelisk Soldier 1:''' Still not scared! Nope!
162	-->'''Obelisk Soldier 2:''' Give it a rest, Eugene. we're screwed man!
163	* Serena's excuse for switching clothes with Yuzu? She just absent-mindedly mumbles. It actually works!
164	* Shingo BreakingTheFourthWall by the end of the episode.
165
166	!!Episode 15: The Obelisk Farce
167	* The one time Yuya wants Yuto to possess him, Yuto decides to take a nap.
168	* "Jing-A-Ling-A-Ding-Dong!"
169	* The RunningGag of people not letting Shun have his turn, and Shun getting increasingly annoyed after it. He even has to take several seconds to confirm with Noboru that no one else is going to interrupt.
170	** And when Noboru confirms nobody else will butt in, he squees with a "happy face" icon over his face.
171	* This exchange:
172	-->'''Obelisk Force #3:'''"You must be insane to challenge us!"
173	-->'''Shun:''' "How right you are!"
174	* "Silence, bitch! The real fan favorite is moving his move!"
175	** ''"[[ChewingTheScenery RAIN DOWN HELL, MY GIANT METAL BIRDIE!]] '''AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!'''"''
176	* Noboru's response towards Shingo's explanation on why he was able to join in the Battle Royal.
177	-->''Noboru:''' "Would you like some ice for your swollen ego?"
178	* Reiji assuring everyone that they'll be getting a perfectly good explanation to why the tournament ended with no single winner...
179	--> '''Yuya''': Oh, that's nice.
180	** ...in the ''next'' episode.
181	--> '''Yuya''': Aww.
182	* Yoko fangirling over Michio in high speed in TheStinger.
183
184	!!Episode 16: Dimension Tension
185	* Reiji's original name for the Lancers was [[GiverOfLameNames "League of Dueling Seriously"]]. It's a good thing that Himika decided to change it to "Lance Defense Soldiers" though she admits that she did it because she likes horses.
186	* The return of series' RunningGag "Ah Tewld Yew" and "DDD? DDD."
187	** "DDD? DDD." has Shingo leveling up in swag with his line: [[UnusualEuphemism All of the D's.]]
188	* Heartland related jokes are on fire in this episode:
189	** Serena names Heartland and Shun of course reacts accordingly. She admits she did because she had to try it once.
190	** Shun complains that Heartland Action Field is always destroyed when someone use it. Which it's kind of {{Hypocritical\|Humor}}.
191	** Serena asks Shun what happened with Heartland.
192	-->'''Shun:''' They destroyed ''everything''.\
193	'''Serena:''' Gasp! That's so not peaceful!\
194	'''Shun:''' Oh, no [bleep], Sherlock!
195	* When Yuya presented Shuzo Yuzu's clothes, he asked if Yuzu has been walking around the town naked for the ''third time''.
196	* Reiji and Dennis' exchange before they leave.
197	--> '''Reiji''': You're not fooling anyone, Dennis. We know you're an Academia Spy.
198	--> '''Dennis''': What's an Academia Spy?
199	* Yuto's cameo consist of three simple words: "Bro. Bro. Egao".
200	** This is Shun's response to Yuto's cameo.
201	--> '''Shun''': Yes, hunny-bunny snuggleface!
202	--> '''Yuya''': What did you just call me?
203	--> '''Shun''': Hey! Turn back into Yuto right now!
204
205	!!Episode 17: Meanwhile in 5D's Land
206	* Yuri gets away from Yugo in the flashback with "DeusExMachina no Jutsu".
207	* This beautiful exchange:
208	--> '''Yugo''': Rin, where are you?! Man, this place looks like shit.
209	--> '''Yuto''': Yeah, thanks to you. Now, tell me what you did to Ruri!
210	--> '''Yugo''': Are you the one who took Rin away?
211	--> '''Yuto''': Who?
212	--> '''Yugo''': I don't believe you, la la la la la la la la!
213	* Yuzu coerces Yugo to be her new manslave through CrocodileTears.
214	* A Tops woman tries to get Yugo and Yuzu arrested.
215	--> '''Tops Woman''': Sir, that boy just attacked me! [[BlatantLies ...and he gave me a black eye!]] And, and...that girl that's with him? She was batting her eyes at my husband!
216	--> '''Tops Man''': I...don't see your husband anywhere, ma'am.
217	--> '''Tops Woman''': WELL, WHERE DID YOU THINK THIS BABY CAME FROM?!
218	* Yugo reminds Yuzu (complete with slow, PunctuatedForEmphasis tone) to find a secure place to sit on a motorcycle. She doesn't follow through on that.
219	* Roger's voice and broken speech, among other things, make him hilarious to listen to.
220	* [[EvilCounterpart EVILLLLL SECURITY MAN~!]] [[ForTheEvulz ...because he can.]]
221	* A person on a loudspeaker informs the public that a duel is starting, and goes out of his way to call out a truck that's on the duel lane until it moves away.
222	* Clear Wing Synchro Dragon's "Rawr" is high-pitched compared to its other counterparts.
223	* Yuya, Shingo, Serena, and Reira apparently had a very cramped ride to the Synchro Dimension.
224	--> '''Shingo''': Normally, I'm not opposed to hot guys pressing up against me. But when it throws out my shoulder, we have a problem.
225	--> '''Yuya''': No, if I had felt any [[UnusualEuphemism "darts"]] touching me, ''then'' we'd have a problem.
226
227	!!Episode 18: Straight Outta Joog
228	* Shingo's pick-up lines.
229	* Kaikiri using the known "Surprise, Motherfucker!" meme.
230	* Everyone from the Synchro Dimension saying that the title of 5Ds sounds like a bad porn magazine.
231
232	!!Episode 19: The Cure for Prison
233	* Yugo and Yuzu's scene.
234	** Yuzu lampshades the time they spend without any lines.
235	** Yugo telling Yuzu to take a shower and change clothes...because she smells. Yuzu bitch-slap him and orders him to apologize, and the funniest thing is that he does.
236
237	!!Episode 20: Hit the Road Jack
238	* Jack switching between Australian and [=LittleKuriboh=].
239	** This exchange about it as well:
240	--> '''Jack''': So, how does it feel to be run over by the king?
241	--> '''Yuya''': Would feel better if you sounded funnier.
242	--> '''Jack''': Uggh, this again? Everytime I blaze under the screen people expect me to shout; YUUUUUUUUUUUSEEEEEEEEI! at the top of my lungs! It's very undignified!
243	--> '''Yuya''': There ya go, that abridged Jack is in there somewhere.
244	--> '''Jack''': Just hurry up and make you move, SO I CAN KICK YOUR BOOTY PATOOTY! A-ahem, pardon me.
245	* Yuzu saying she needs to binge watch YuGiOh5ds next morning.
246
247	!!Episode 21:Generous Degenerates
248	* Jack bursts in all majestic until...
249	--> '''Jack''': Bursts into the room and majestic music plays for a few seconds .... HEY EVERYBODY!
250
251	!!Episode 22:Dennis The Menace
252	* Shun tries to card Dennis, but it turns out that Reiji disabled that function on his duel disk, Shun’s response?
253	--> '''Shun''': DAMN YOU REIJI! DAMN YOU AND YOUR BURGER KING CHICKEN FRIES!!!
254
255	!!Episode 24:Face Turn. Maybe.
256	* Shun and Crow communicating entirely in bird noises.
257	* Crow scoring an own goal. "Wait, did I just get a point for smiles? DAMMIT!"
258	* Roget's WeCanRuleTogether offer to Yuya.
259	--> '''Roget:''' I don't know how to say this, but bear with me: you're the protagonist of this show, right? That should make you pretty much incapable of experiencing defeat, am I right?\
260	'''Yuya:''' Well, yeah, but that's honestly one of the worst aspects of this show. It makes my duels boring and predictable.\
261	'''Roget:''' Well, I know just the way to spice up your duels. Crazy thought, bear with me - battle on my side!\
262	'''Yuya:''' Seriously?\
263	'''Roget:''' Of course! With your [[TheMagicPokerEquation innate ability to cheat at card games]] and [[StupidEvil my endless supply of stupidity]], we're gonna make a great team!
264	** Yuya's response to Roget counts as well.
265	--> '''Yuya:''' You do realize I'm gonna say "no"?\
266	'''Roget:''' I strongly suggest you reconsider.\
267	'''Yuya:''' I strongly suggest you shut your facehole.\
268	'''Roget:''' Don't make me lock you up.\
269	'''Yuya:''' You ain't locking me up.\
270	'''Roget:''' Lock him up.
271	** After getting locked up, Yuya starts singing "[[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas I Gotta Feeling]]" before breaking down crying.
272	-----
273	!Bonus Materials
274	* The descriptions in the videos are hilarious such as:
275	-->Here, we have our new hero, Yuya Sakaki...and he's a gay clown? The pharaoh's worst fear has come to pass. Also, bow down to Elvis Fishley. (Episode 1)
276	* The entire Character Q&A especially when Shun interrupts someone.
277	* Some of Zoids' responses in the Cast Q&A are hilarious.
278	--> '''Question''':TO ZOIDS: What fruit is Yuto? As he is a dimensional counterpart of Yuya.\
279	'''Zoids''': Blueberries. People keeps saying he's an eggplant. [[SuddenlyShouting EGGPLANTS ARE PURPLE!!!]]
280	** And later:
281	--> '''Question''': TO ALL: What did you want to be when you were kids?\
282	'''Zoids''': What did I want to be when I was a kid? Oh, that's easy. A MERCENARY!
283	* Introductions for every Episode Commentary.
284	* This exchange in the commentary for Episode 6:
285	-->'''Cipher''': How could Kaiba have not resisted that [[SarcasmMode beautiful sultry voice]]?
286	-->'''Azzy''' (in Himika's voice): We bonded over our mutual love of money.
287	-->'''Cipher''' (with Mana and Azzy laughing in the background): [[NoJustNoReaction No. No, Mommy, no!]] [[TooMuchInformation I don't want to hear about this.]]
288	* At the end of [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Yuma's singing "Happy Birthday" to Yuya]][[note]] though it's technically Azzy's [[/note]], he begs Yuya not to go [[UnstoppableRage Berserk]] on that day.
289	* There is a portion in the Year 2 Cast Q&A where the cast does impressions of characters they don't voice. Mana's portion really takes the cake.

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