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| 7 | Joel's folders had enough funny moments to break [[Funny/{{Vinesauce}} the original page]]. |
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| 9 | [[foldercontrol]] |
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| 11 | !!Stream series with their own pages |
| 12 | [[index]] |
| 13 | * Funny/TheBlueShellIncident |
| 14 | * Funny/MemeHouse |
| 15 | * [[Funny/VinesauceJoelWindowsDestruction Windows Destruction]] |
| 16 | * [[Funny/VinesauceJoelBootlegs Bootlegs]] |
| 17 | * [[Funny/VinesauceJoelROMHacksAndMods ROM Hacks and Mods]] |
| 18 | [[/index]] |
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| 21 | [[folder:Undertale/Deltarune]] |
| 22 | * Joel's playthrough of ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'' had plenty of laughs in between the occasional emotions and [[ArcWords DETERMINATION.]] |
| 23 | ** The RunningGag of him either misreading or mispronouncing words such as scrapbooking, quiche and even Asgore's name. In fact, most of the streams involve him constantly debating himself as to whether Asgore is pronounced "AHS-gore" or "ASS-gore." |
| 24 | ** Joel decides to mess with Toriel at the beginning of the game, by [[OverlyLongGag constantly running down into the basement]]. Toriel goes from gentle admonishment to pure bewilderment. |
| 25 | -->'''Joel''': She's probably like, "Why did I bother saving this stupid fucking child?" |
| 26 | ** Upon meeting [[DemBones Sans]] [[HurricaneOfPuns and]] [[ThoseTwoGuys Papyrus]], [[FanBoy Joel]] says what his entire fanbase was thinking. |
| 27 | -->'''Joel''': ''(meeting Papyrus)'' I'm beginning to think that you guys wanting me to play this had ''something'' to do with this, huh? |
| 28 | ** True to form, Joel's continual amusement and adoration of Papyrus, to the point where virtually ''everything'' in Papyrus' room has Joel laughing. Also true to form, Joel voices Papyrus as "a more pompous [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 Skeletor]]". |
| 29 | ** After grinding for gold in Temmie Village, Joel discovers that he has the exact same soundfont used to create that area's music. He then uses said soundfont to remix a Slayer MIDI. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SurVcC2CLog Have a listen]]. |
| 30 | ** At the beginning of one stream, Joel rants about how vampires are supposed to be unsexy, bringing up Nosferatu and aswangs as references. |
| 31 | --> '''Joel''': Suck on that tooth. |
| 32 | *** And then he stumbles upon [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manananggal the manananggal]]. |
| 33 | ---> '''Joel''': Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Grandma! Grandma! Grandma! Grandma! Grandma! [[Music/KingDiamond Let me out of the chaaaiiir!!]] |
| 34 | ** Joel's reaction to Mettaton's transformation and new body] |
| 35 | --->'''Joel''': Oh my god. It turned into [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure fucking Jojo.]] |
| 36 | --->'''Joel''': Is now a good time to do Papyrus' original voice? a.k.a. THE GREAT SPEEDWAGON~ |
| 37 | --->'''Joel''': ''(During the fight)'' I'll pose him back. I will out-pose him. Trust me, I've learned great things from Joseph. |
| 38 | ** During the "date" with Undyne, Joel blurts out "[[PerverseSexualLust I'd fuck the fish]]", promptly turning it into a RunningGag. In the post-game, his reaction to Undyne asking the player to deliver a love letter to Alphys and their ensuing romance is priceless. |
| 39 | -->'''Undyne''': Why don't I do it myself...? ...Um. W-Well... I-It's kind of personal, but we're friends... |
| 40 | -->'''Joel''': Oh no. ''(Beat)'' Oh no! My ambitions and dreams! No! Dammit! DAMMIT! |
| 41 | ** Immediately afterwards, his dialogue with Papyrus: |
| 42 | -->'''Papyrus''': THAT'S WHY SHE ASKED YOU!! [[SincerityMode BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO STANDARDS!!!]] |
| 43 | -->'''Joel''': That's right, that's why I love you, Papyrus, [[CrossesTheLineTwice you slut.]] ''(Beat, starts cracking up)'' |
| 44 | ** His [[{{Squick}} ensuing reaction]] to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtA6uH17Xy4&feature=youtu.be&t=8780 seeing Alphys in a dress.]] |
| 45 | -->'''Joel:''' Is she gonna be horrible? (Alphys comes on-screen in her dress, and Joel is heard pretending to puke) |
| 46 | ** After this happened, Joel became quite the {{Yandere}} and vowed on Twitter to [[MurderTheHypotenuse slit Alphys' eyes open for stealing Undyne from him]]. And then the Genocide Route wouldn't even let him do that. |
| 47 | ** The first time Joel entered Alphys' lab and saw the cat figurine on her desk, he made the requisite "I'm a neko, I'm a cat!" jokes...then went upstairs to find a huge Mew Mew Kissy Cutie poster on her wall, and could only worriedly sputter out a "Oh dios mio sacremento" in response. |
| 48 | * Joel's reaction to fighting Photoshop Flowey at the end of the Neutral Route. |
| 49 | -->'''Joel:''' Uh... [[SurprisinglyCreepyMoment OH!]] Uh, OK, then. Good! Gawd! What am I looking at?!? |
| 50 | ** On that note, Flowey completely overpowers Joel, having his game close multiple times. |
| 51 | -->'''Joel''': '''[[BulletHell The real]] Franchise/{{Touhou|Project}} [[ThisIsGonnaSuck begins now!]]''' |
| 52 | * While the Genocide route is mostly filled with [[TearJerker Joel feeling incredibly distraught about killing every character he's come to love]], his reaction to [[ThatOneBoss Sans' boss fight]] near the end of the route is priceless. Especially his reaction to what happens when he takes [[ISurrenderSuckers Sans' offer of mercy]], after the Twitch chat [[SchmuckBait urged him to accept it.]] The best bit is his huge "[[OhCrap WHAT THE FUCK?!]]" reaction. The lead up is amazing too, starting up truly heartbreaking and then... |
| 53 | -->'''Joel:''' You want me to spare him? Well I saved, so, if it...maybe, I don't save again and we can get se-- ah ah...alright fine, I'll spare him. I know that's contradictory to the Genocide run, but...''fuck.'' Fine, fine, I saved anyway. I probably can do that again. Here we go.\ |
| 54 | '''Sans:''' you're sparing me? finally. buddy. pal. i know how hard it must be...to make that choice. to go back on everything you've worked up to. i want you to know...i won't let it go to waste...c'mere, pal.\ |
| 55 | '''Joel:''' Man, it feels so good. Still...still...an asshole he is, he's still my buddy in the end. (sigh) Ah, fuck...my heart when he said that comment...oh fuck me...oh...(presses a button, advances text...[[NonStandardGameOver cue inescapable bone zone!]]) Ah-- '''''[[BigWHAT AHH WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!]]''''' (cue Game Over and sped up Dogsong)\ |
| 56 | '''Sans''': [[MemeticMutation geeettttttt dunked on!!!]]\ |
| 57 | '''Joel''': Get dunked on?! I have to [[SNKBoss do that again?!]] You lied to me! You lied to me!! [[{{Angrish}} AUUGHHHHH!!!]] What is this fucking shit?! ({{Beat}})... *sigh*... I am never listening to chat again. I gotta... I gotta do that again? Like, it invalidated everything I've done? [[HeroicBSOD Hmm. Owh. Owh yeah. Excuse... excuse me for a moment, I need to drink the chlorine.]] I'll be back. Hang on, french fries. ({{Beat}}) Alright, I'm back. I hate you guys so much. Goddamn it. [[EtTuBrute Goddamn you guys. I trusted you! The one time I listened to chat and you do this to me?!]] You guys suck! [[{{Angrish}} You don't get to go to my Goldeneye pizza party fuckers goddamn you fuckers fuck off]].... |
| 58 | ** After the dunking, Joel reaches the same point again: |
| 59 | -->'''Joel:''' NOT THIS TIME YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! (attacks Sans, only for him to dodge again) |
| 60 | -->'''Sans:''' [[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat woah, you look REALLY pissed off...]] |
| 61 | -->'''Joel:''' (chuckles, then angrily): NO SHIT!!!!! |
| 62 | ** In general, Joel's reactions against the Genocide FinalBoss is perhaps the funniest in all of [=YouTube=], particularly due to him reacting as if in a chat with the game. |
| 63 | -->'''Joel, against the AlphaStrike:''' [[OhCrap Oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA WHOA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!]] WHAT THE FUCKING -- OH MY GOD--! (He dies. Cue the GameOver screen.) ...[[DidntSeeThatComing WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!!]] (The Game Over screen tells him he'll be all right.) I'm not going to be all right, what the fuck was that?! What?! I'm sorry, WHAT?! Holy shit! Do I really have to fight Sans?! |
| 64 | ** And of course, his reaction to this famous line... |
| 65 | -->'''Joel:''' "It feels like you're going to have a bad time?" [[ThisIsGonnaSuck NO SHIT I'M HAVING A BAD TIME!]] |
| 66 | ** Also from the Genocide route, Joel has what he calls an [[https://youtu.be/kXVDKW-HpPM?t=1h46m35s "Alphys moment"]]. [[YouNeedToGetLaid His conclusion clinches it]]. |
| 67 | ** Joel one-shotting Muffet...without meaning to. He's surprised at how easy she went down. Like, really. |
| 68 | * And now ''VideoGame/{{Deltarune}}'' |
| 69 | ** When he "creates" his character, he logically names it "Joel". Until he learns he also has to name its "creator". He winds up typing in "Luigi". |
| 70 | ** The voices he gives everyone end up being quite silly, such as [[https://www.twitch.tv/vargskelethor/clip/BelovedKindMinkDoritosChip Lancer]], who gets the "Baby Joel" treatment. The BaitAndSwitch involving the reveal of Ralsei throws Joel off, given that he had been voicing his exposition with an epic voice ... only to learn that he's actually an adorable goat (he ends up settling on one reminiscent of Otacon) |
| 71 | --> '''Joel''': ['''''HELLO EVERYONE, I AM RALSEI, DESTROYER OF THE WORLDS!!''''' I'm sorry, um, ... what do? |
| 72 | --> '''"[[VisibleSilence El]][[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud lip]][[MundaneMadeAwesome sis!]]"''' |
| 73 | *** Chat gives Joel some...''questionable'' voice direction at first, suggesting Bulk Bogan for Susie, and Kermit for Ralsei. Joel demos the former and it manages to hilariously be both fitting ''and'' unfitting at the same time. |
| 74 | ** The RunningGag of Joel struggling with the card suit puzzles, particularly, the one to get the Dice Brace: Joel spends a solid 5 minutes trying to brute-force it and running in circles, only for chat to eventually point out ''the solution is given to you on the bottom of the screen'', if only Joel had kept going left. |
| 75 | *** And, inexplicably, Joel ends up struggling with Rouxls Kaard's ''first block puzzle,'' running in circles for about a minute. [[labelnote:For those who aren't aware...]]Kaard's first puzzle is a single tile with a pushable block ''one space to the right of it.''[[/labelnote]] |
| 76 | *** It happens again in ''Chapter 2'', where he loses to Rouxls Kaard in the house game. [[labelnote:Note]]The most effective strategy is to rush towards Rouxls Kaard's position and wall him off with your own houses.[[/labelnote]] This is all despite Joel managing to defeat both [[{{Superboss}} Jevil and Spamton NEO]] with only one restart among both of them. |
| 77 | ** In Chapter 2, Joel manages to [[AchievementsInIgnorance accidentally speedrun]] the Sweet Cap'n Cakes fight. [[labelnote:Note]]The fastest way to complete the fight is to have Kris get knocked down, prompting Susie and Ralsei to learn their respective ACT commands early. Joel does this on the very first turn because he wasn't paying attention to Kris's health.[[/labelnote]] |
| 78 | ** During the leadup to the first Berdly fight in Cyber City, Joel manages to ''forget his name'' for a brief moment, which only gets funnier when accounting for the fact that this is something Queen regularly does in the rest of Chapter 2. |
| 79 | [[/folder]] |
| 80 | |
| 81 | [[folder:Hard Time]] |
| 82 | * Joel's stream of ''VideoGame/HardTime'' has plenty of comedy to go around. |
| 83 | ** Joel decides to make his PlayerCharacter [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed look suspiciously similar to]] Wrestling/HulkHogan. He gives "Bulk Bogan" [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent a completely unidentifiable accent]], as well as making him [[DumbMuscle an idiot who obsesses over muscles (or moosklés as he pronounces it) and working out.]] |
| 84 | --->'''Bulk Bogan:''' [[RunningGag Yes... moosklés...]] |
| 85 | ** Joel discovering [[ArtificialStupidity how moronic the AI can act.]] He encounters a guy who asks him to [[TakingTheHeat take the heat for him]], offering to pay him a lot of cash if he does so. Joel accepts the offer, and not even half a minute afterwards, the same guy ''offers to take the heat for Joel, and asks for less money than what Joel got from him!'' Joel is rightfully baffled. |
| 86 | ** The crowning moment for the AI, however, is when another inmate approaches Joel, and tells him to cut all ties with one of his prison friends, with said friend ''being the NPC himself.'' After Joel agrees to do so, the NPC congratulates him on his wise choice... and then immediately accuses him of [[MindScrew selling him out for himself.]] |
| 87 | ** After starting a new file as Duane, Joel goes on a crusade to increase his intelligence stat and runs across one prisoner who resembles Creator/DannyDeVito and just won't leave him alone when he goes to the library. |
| 88 | ** Also as Duane, Joel steals a prisoner's bed and refuses to leave, which the prisoner responds to by putting him in a headlock. Joel gets out and throws him to the ground, which leads to the prisoner [[ArtificialStupidity throwing himself head-first into the foot of Joel's new bed, falling over, then falling over again as he attempts to move away from the bed, then hitting himself in the face with the cell door as he tries to leave.]] |
| 89 | -->'''Joel:''' I think I just crippled a man for life. |
| 90 | ** During character creation, Joel makes Duane's skin tone slightly tan. Later, he finds out that that's supposed to mean a prisoner is Asian. |
| 91 | ** A security guard threatens Duane to "stop getting so comfortable" after Joel inexplicably makes him fall asleep in his cell bed, then moving him to another block after beating the crap out of him. Joel is so angry that he positions his character's groin in front of the guard's face and orders him to "fellate my dick". Joel also goes a little bit insane as he moves to his new cell. |
| 92 | -->'''Joel:''' He stole my cell. [[MadnessMantra He stole my cell.]] [[RuleOfThree He stole my cell.]] He stole my [[ClusterFBomb goddamn motherfucking cell]]. No, no, no, no, no, no. Calm down now. Ya hurr? Ya hurr? [[BrokenRecord He stole my cell. He stole my goddamn motherfucking cell.]] |
| 93 | ** Joel decides to play as [[Series/TheJoyOfPainting Bob Ross]] by hacking his face into the game. [[https://youtu.be/ifMgD2m8seI?t=8m49s This]] is the result. |
| 94 | *** The best part about it is that [[https://youtu.be/ifMgD2m8seI?t=33m21s the prosecutor happens to get the same face as Joel later on]]. |
| 95 | ** Joel recreates ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain'' in the prison showers. |
| 96 | --->'''Joel:''' (after cutting off a leg) Dude, it's Kaz! I fucking made Kaz! |
| 97 | --->'''Joel:''' (room begins exploding) Skull Face is attacking the prison! |
| 98 | * Joel checks out [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI14lcztBrk the mobile version]] of ''VideoGame/HardTime'', making a LegacyCharacter who is the son of [[MemeticBadass Bulk Bogan]], named [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Son of Bogan]]. He comes out looking like a tan Creator/TomCruise with a blond pompadour, white swimming goggles, and [[ViewerGenderConfusion buff breasts]], causing Joel to remark that [[TakeThat he looks like an indie developer]]. |
| 99 | ** Within the first few minutes, Son of Bogan gets into a bathroom fight that causes [[StuffBlowingUp multiple explosions and deaths]] and puts him at minimum health. When he gets back from the court room, he spends ten minutes crawling around and [[BringMyBrownPants pissing himself]], apparently permanently brain-damaged by the explosion, before holding a long conversation with a vending machine, accidentally crawling on top of it, and [[DroppedABridgeOnHim dying from falling down]]. Suffice to say, Joel is in flustered hysterics for the whole thing. |
| 100 | ** His next character, Tony Toupee, spends most of his game [[ILoveTheDead "playing" with a corpse in the bathroom]], shitting himself, and dragging it around. When he gets out in the morning, an arrest order causes every guard in the entire prison to mob him and [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown kick the shit out of him]] so badly that it drains his intelligence and sets his health to zero. Then he returns from court, instantly trips, and [[SurprisinglySuddenDeath dies quietly at the front door]]. |
| 101 | ** One of the cops is ComicBook/JudgeDredd. [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight No one in the prison comments on this.]] |
| 102 | [[/folder]] |
| 103 | |
| 104 | [[folder:Jojo's Bizarre Adventure]] |
| 105 | * Joel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6S2Tj-3nmw dubbing the infamous Duwang]] translation of ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable''. Even if you've never known of this series before, you'll have a good time with not only rather fitting voices, but also at how rudimentary some of the lines can be. And when he read Kira's famous line, [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud he even reads the "chew" lines verbatim!]] |
| 106 | ** There's now [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znP7cOuq4yY a sequel]], and it's just as good as the first one. The biggest highlight might be Joel's recital of Kira's infamous [[AluminumChristmasTrees (though surprisingly accurate)]] discussion about his hand fetish. |
| 107 | * Joel gets into ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders''... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59SoDr_lACM for the SNES]]. As he plays the game, he becomes increasingly frustrated about how butchered the storyline is, since he ends up fighting Gray Fly in the Japanese school's bathroom instead of on the plane and Polnareff is encountered as a random shopkeeper in Japan (though he admits the music is cool). |
| 108 | ** Immediately upon starting the game, Joel spends time being amused by the animation of spinning Jotaro caused by pressing the shoulder buttons repeatedly. He starts claiming the rapid spinning Jotaro is the work of an enemy Stand...before correcting himself and saying its the [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureSteelBallRun Spin]] power instead. Later, he does the same with the other playable characters. |
| 109 | --->'''Joel (as Joseph):''' Grandson, we have to defeat DIO.\ |
| 110 | '''Joel (as Jotaro):''' (In a surfer dude's voice) Not now. I am spinning to winning.\ |
| 111 | '''Joel (as Joseph):''' Jotaro Kujo, fuck off! We have to get to Egypt!\ |
| 112 | '''Joel (as Jotaro):''' No dad! I wanna be a cool...Beyblade! Anime. |
| 113 | ** Joel interpreting Jotaro as a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} ManChild throughout the stream. |
| 114 | ** With how everything Joel clicks on says "Nothing here," Joel clicks on Jotaro's own head. Result? "Nothing here." |
| 115 | ** Joel clicks on a toilet for a laugh...[[DevelopersForesight only instead of the usual "nothing here" text, it actually has unique dialogue:]] "[[ToiletHumor Jotaro did his business.]]" (There's a flushing sound too!) Joel then clips the textbox over Jotaro "humping" Gray Fly's dead body. |
| 116 | ** Jotaro coming home with an unhurt Kakyoin and admitting to Joseph how he and Kakyoin basically "spotroasted" Gray Fly in the bathroom. |
| 117 | ** When Jotaro removes the mind-control bud from Kakyoin and Polnareff's head, what's the battle cry used for it by the fan translation? "'''WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!'''" And yes, both times it looks like Jotaro is doggy-styling Kakyoin and Polnareff in each instance. |
| 118 | |
| 119 | * Joel's long-awaited [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qWGo1zb_y4 stream]] of ''VideoGame/JoJosBizarreAdventureEyesOfHeaven'' is best summed up by his quip of "You guys ready for some [=JoJokes=]?" To wit: |
| 120 | ** The very first thing he does is set up a free battle with (who else but) Part 3 DIO and Giorno VS Part 4 Jotaro and Josuke, in the Rocky Mountain Village stage from Part 7. When Joel actually manages to get DIO and Giorno's unique Dual Heat move to work, he's absolutely ''ecstatic.'' And the giggling reaches a fever pitch when Giorno joins in on MUDAMUDAMUDA-ing with the Mudad. |
| 121 | ** Joel is bowled over by [[DevelopersForesight how much unique intro dialogue there is for a lot of matchups]]. The first time is the matchup he does with Kars and Wamuu VS Part 2 Joseph and Caesar and he's pleasantly surprised. The second time he decides to do Part 4 Josuke and Okuyasu versus the two Yoshikage Kiras...and that entire matchup has unique dialogue too which he can barely believe. |
| 122 | ** Speaking of Josuke VS the Kiras, he manages to activate the Morioh Town stage's "Cafe" gimmick (where any character that gets to the Cafe's table can heal by having tea at the table.) Naturally he loses it at the sight of Josuke ditching the battle for a while to sip tea at a table while looking bored. |
| 123 | ** Almost every utterance of "[[CatchPhrase Gimme a break[=/=]''Yare yare daze]]''" from Jotaro causes Joel to groan very audibly, even suggesting putting the Seinfeld slap-bass after it like a bad sitcom. |
| 124 | ** It's bad enough he cracks up at Victorian English Part 1 era Speedwagon showing up in [=1980s=] Cairo at the end of Part 3, but Joel loses it when the first thing that Speedwagon does when he runs into Old Joseph and Jotaro is state how buff they are. |
| 125 | ** The first appearance of Coco Jumbo (the turtle who can house five people in its shell because it has a Stand) brings out a string of "[[OhCrap Oh no]]"s and nervous laughter from him. He finds especially bad because when he finds said turtle, Polnareff's there too (Polnareff ends up trapped in the turtle's body at the end of Part 5). |
| 126 | ** This little gem: |
| 127 | --->'''Joel:''' Mista, I love you, right? I love you, love your Stand, y'know...You need to realize something. You don't contribute anything to the discussion because you have a giant dick on your hat. (Snickers) |
| 128 | ** During Part 2, he brings up the audio of Jotaro's [[Creator/DaisukeOno voice actor]] trying to sing "Stand Proud", the first OP for the Stardust Crusaders anime...and sounding hilariously tone deaf. The capper is when Ono's voice briefly breaks during the chorus. |
| 129 | ** His completely deadpan reaction to DIO [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI5xJXkdbZ0 being the Big Bad yet again.]] The contrast between the characters reacting in [[ThisCannotBe complete]] [[OhCrap horror]] in-game and his low-pitched and almost totally emotionless sarcasm being the icing on the cake. |
| 130 | --->'''Joel:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh. What a big surprise. I can't believe it's DIO. Again. Oh no what a big shock. Impossible. How could this happen?]] |
| 131 | ** Combined with SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqt7qD1OFx8 Part 2]] gives us him KO-ing Yukako by throwing a ''fence'' at her from far away, and his subsequent laughing spell afterward. |
| 132 | ** In part 3, Joel attempts to explain how King Crimson works (basically it sees the future and erases the parts of the future that Diavolo doesn't like, making sure those events don't happen through a sudden time-skip). When someone in the chat decides to claim King Crimson ''doesn't'' work that way, Joel pauses the game asks if that person can explain it any better. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere That person then suddenly went silent and disappeared moments later]]. How King Crimson REALLY works is time deletion. When it activates, the time between activation and deactivation is deleted, removing cause from effect and nullifying effect as a result. What Joel describes in the stream(s, really) is King Crimson's second power, Epitaph, which projects an image from 10 seconds into the future onto Diavolo/Doppio's hair bangs. |
| 133 | ** The fact that Joel had a tougher time defeating [[ButtMonkey Hol Horse]] than [[HumanoidAbomination The Pillar Men]] should make most fans of ''Jojo'' laugh. |
| 134 | ** During Part 4, Joel proposes the idea for a [=JoJo=] sitcom with all the Joestars living in the same house. Joel describes DIO as being the annoying neighbor all the time coming in and saying "MMMM YES. THE JOESTAR FAMILY" with Joseph saying "OOOOAH MY GOD!" A member of chat later suggested that Kira should be a creepy neighbor. |
| 135 | ** [[https://z-paladin.tumblr.com/post/162684377983/best-highlight-from-vargskelethors-eyes-of His utter fury and spite towards Speedwagon]] the moment he utters the line "I didn't think this would turn into such a ''[[TitleDrop bizarre adventure]]''" |
| 136 | --> '''Joel''': Dio...Listen. I know you're the villain. But please, '''PLEASE ERASE SPEEDWAGON! PLEASE!!!'''" |
| 137 | ** In Part 7 (the finale), Joel mulls over the possibility of the game's ending being ''exactly'' like the original Stardust Crusaders, convinced that the game was going to head in that direction because of the numerous [[CaptainObviousReveal Captain Obvious reveals]] regarding Over Heaven DIO. Other than Jotaro recalling Funny Valentine's advice over parallel world objects exploding and using that to his advantage to blow up Over Heaven DIO's arms, he pretty much calls it, and is audibly cringing and practically begging for some sort of plot twist in the game's second-to-last cutscene, and every second of it is hilarious to listen to. |
| 138 | --> '''Over Heaven DIO''': Jotaro! You overwrote the reality that I, DIO, chose!?\ |
| 139 | '''Joel''': Oh... oh no, we're not doing this again, are we?\ |
| 140 | ''(during the post-fight cutscene)''\ |
| 141 | '''Joel''': OK, blood in your eyes, come-- No! [[SuddenlyShouting NO! NOT AGAIN!!]] |
| 142 | ** The [=YouTube=] version's top comment pretty much sums up Joel's overall reaction to the ending. |
| 143 | --> '''Bad leg flashbacks''' |
| 144 | ** Sometime earlier in the same episode, Pucci [[TitleDrop title drops]] the game's subtitle (although D'Arby did it earlier.) Joel then starts talking about "the worst title drops ever" with his Twitch chat, then starts trying to pull off intentionally bad title drops with the Jojo part names ("Dio! I will defeat your Phantom Blood!" "Truly this Diamond Is Unbreakable!" "I fart Golden Wind.") The little photo montage that shows up right after the credits ''[[JokeAndReceive does exactly that]]'' with its epilogue text and Joel is similarly cringing the whole time. |
| 145 | --> '''Joel''': "...know that a noble heart is as strong as a diamond, and as free as [golden wind in the sky]"-- Wait. Are they doing... are they doing the title drops? Like I made fun of earlier? Stone Ocean? Stone something?\ |
| 146 | '''Epilogue text''': "Though you may be imprisoned in a sea of stone..."\ |
| 147 | '''Joel''': It's a sea-- oh! OHHHHHHH! OHHHHHHH! ''(laughs)'' |
| 148 | ** Also during Part 7, Joel takes a brief moment to explain how King Crimson works (again) after a few viewers mentioned they didn't understand it. Immediately after his explanation, his HDMI cable messes up, cutting the video, and Joel attributes it to King Crimson while laughing. For added hilarity, the picture he has up in the background is an artwork of him being embraced from behind by DIO. |
| 149 | ---> '''Joel:''' Woah. 'Camera is not available'? We've been King Crimson'd! |
| 150 | ** After seeing [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Air Supplena Island]] as a stage option in the beginning, Joel decides to reenact Caesar's death. How does he eventually accomplish this, despite noncompliance from his AI partner Wamuu? By ''throwing a barrel at him'' like Franchise/DonkeyKong. As [[ArcVillain Kars]]. |
| 151 | [[/folder]] |
| 152 | |
| 153 | [[folder:Yakuza]] |
| 154 | * From Joel's ''[[VideoGame/Yakuza1 Yakuza Kiwami]]'' playthrough: |
| 155 | ** Joel discovering that if he taps the control stick very lightly he can make Kiryu move without Kiryu's legs moving very much, leading Joel to spend several minutes laughing over Kiryu essentially vibrating down the street. In the second video he does this while Kiryu is equipped with a heavy object, causing Kiryu to vibrate even more. |
| 156 | --> '''Joel:''' The secret Kiryu technique...passed down to generations! [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud Ahh wubububububububububububu]]! |
| 157 | ** After accepting a sidequest from an NPC Joel turns away to begin searching for the man's briefcase, only for the Majima alarm to go off. The sight of Majima, who, at this point Joel considers to be TheDreaded, [[BattleAura glowing with blue fire]] and running full tilt at him spooks the hell out of Joel and he turns to run, only to smack into a wall and let Majima catch up to him. |
| 158 | --> '''Joel:''' (''after the Majima alarm goes off'') ...I'm sorry, d-did I just get detected by--OHH! AH, GORO!! |
| 159 | ** In a way, Joel consistently referring to Majima with [[FirstNameBasis 'Goro']] is this, as he's the ''only'' character thus far that Joel calls by their first name. Since in Japan, referring to someone by their first name indicates a close and affectionate personal relationship and the fact that Majima is the only character that Joel refers to via given name, it means Joel warmed up to Majima ''very'' quickly. Later in the playthrough Joel gives him the {{Portmanteau}} name of "Gojima" as another sign of love for the guy. |
| 160 | ** The same video has Joel visit Smile Burger...only to realize upon leaving that when seen from outside, the inside of the joint looks hugely different from what it does when inside the place. Oh and as an added bonus, he runs smack into Majima. |
| 161 | ** Joel checks out the karaoke bar and finds himself tickled pink by the absolutely hardcore gangster Kazuma Kiryu not only singing harmonic songs but absolutely ''giving it his all'' with the vocals, even joking about how awkward it would be if other gangsters busted into the room and saw Kiryu singing his heart out. So after the first song, Joel moves onto the perennial ''Yakuza'' fan favourite, "Baka Mitai." He ends up doing so well he triggers the ImagineSpot music video with Kiryu singing, drowning his sorrows and wistfully looking at the photo of him and [[VideoGame/Yakuza0 Pocket Circuit Fighter back in 1988]]. Joel completely loses it then. The next song Joel plays, "Iji Sakura 2000," ends up triggering another ImagineSpot of Kiryu during his ten year jail sentence, once more sending Joel into hysterics, especially when it ends with prisoner!Kiryu pulling out two radishes from the ground and posing with them like they were katanas. |
| 162 | ** In the third video Joel calls the game out on its usage of [[CheerfulChild little kids]] and [[PreciousPuppy puppy dogs]] to work on your emotions, and even predicts that Haruka is from an orphanage (and accidentally references ''VideoGame/Yakuza3'', too!) just a few seconds before she confirms it. |
| 163 | -->'''Joel:''' I gotta be honest, it's a little cheap that they would put a dog in here just to ''*ahem*'' manipulate you like this...it's like, here's a kid, and you're like "aw, shit man, it's getting real emotional", and then it's like here's a dog too, it's like "aw damn it", and what's next, ''the orphanage is on fire?'' |
| 164 | ** When tasked with finding food and water for the dog, he buys 10 bags of dog food for positively no reason (filling up his inventory with useless junk), and when he buys the water he muses that he hopes it won't be "like that episode of ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog''" and he didn't get the 'right' type of water, when the game gives [[GuideDangIt no indication of which type of water is the correct one]] to give to the dog. [[ForegoneConclusion He did get the wrong one]]. |
| 165 | -->'''Joel:''' ...Like I swear to god if this is not the right water and it's like, ''*falsetto child's voice*'' "no, you gotta buy regular water! The dog doesn't like vitamin water, that's not the real thing! More macaroni! More cheese! Less macaroni! Less cheese! Perfect! [...] Less cheese! More [[EnsembleDarkhorse Goro]]!" |
| 166 | ** The inventory full of dog food catches up to Joel in the fourth video, as there's no room for actual useful healing items. He postpones his trip to Purgatory's coliseum to go out and sort out his inventory...and gets sidetracked when he catches sight of Beam, the adult video store on the map and decides to go and check it out. He's absolutely ''tickled pink'' when Kiryu stutters trying to request a video and superimposes a LuminescentBlush on his face. |
| 167 | -->'''Joel:''' (leading a heavily-injured Kiryu around the shelves of porn) Oh God I have so much semen in my body, I'm gonna die! I gotta releeaaase! |
| 168 | ** Part 4 might as well be called "Majima Everywhere: The Movie", as Joel manages to run into Majima no less than three times within the span of an hour after his scripted boss fight at the batting center. |
| 169 | *** The [[https://youtu.be/OKRV-dWHYoU?list=PLR_4pTc1KGS4ECJ3Xjy0nVE3Sg_Pixfjg&t=6351 first]] was Majima hiding under [[PaperThinDisguise a clearly oversized traffic cone]], with Joel lampshading how NotQuiteDead he is, considering one of his cronies accidentally stabbed him in the gut ten minutes ago. |
| 170 | *** The [[https://youtu.be/OKRV-dWHYoU?list=PLR_4pTc1KGS4ECJ3Xjy0nVE3Sg_Pixfjg&t=6937 second time]] has him appear as [[VillainousCrossdresser Goromi]], with Joel cracking a "Goro is my girlfriend" joke and [[JokeAndReceive getting exactly that setup]] not even a minute later. |
| 171 | --->'''Joel:''' Oh... G-Goro ''is'' my girlfriend! He is the prettiest of girlfriends! |
| 172 | ::::The best part is that Joel actually found himself having more fun with Goromi than the other hostesses he's met up until that point. |
| 173 | *** The last time is Majima playing the part of a bartender, which [[https://youtu.be/OKRV-dWHYoU?list=PLR_4pTc1KGS4ECJ3Xjy0nVE3Sg_Pixfjg&t=8682 caught Joel by surprise]] so hard that he reacted to the encounter like it was a JumpScare. |
| 174 | ---> '''Bartender:''' Welcome. What can I get you?\ |
| 175 | '''Kiryu:''' Let's see...\ |
| 176 | ''(the camera cuts to behind the bar, showing Majima manning it)''\ |
| 177 | '''Kiryu:''' [[VisibleSilence ......]] (spoken dialogue: [[FlatWhat Nani?]])\ |
| 178 | '''Joel:''' '''AH!''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH!]]''''' AHHHM- GORO, CAN YOU FUCK OFF FOR A MOMENT!? OHHHHHH, GODDAMN YOU GORO! ''(chuckles)'' WHAT THE FUCK!? Goddamnit! Could you... fucking give it a rest!? |
| 179 | ::::While reading the dialogue, Joel ad-libs a scenario where Kiryu is actually drinking... [[IAteWhat something else]]. Considering this is [[AxCrazy Majima]], it's entirely plausible. |
| 180 | ---> '''Kiryu:''' It does have a...classy...taste. Pretty--\ |
| 181 | '''Joel!Kiryu:''' ''*splutters*'' IS THIS YOUR PISS, GORO?!\ |
| 182 | '''Joel!Majima:''' ''YES, IT IS!!'' |
| 183 | ** Part 5 has him get the 'Pole Dancer Majima' event, but Joel sees the twist coming from a mile away so his reaction isn't particularly humorous. What ''is'' funny, however, is Joel getting his ass handed to him because he underestimates just how effective [[DanceBattler Breaker]] [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass Style]] Majima is. In fact, he loses enough times the game ''suggests he try easy mode'', and Breaker Majima remains TheDreaded for the remainder of the playthrough. The last hour stretch of the stream also has him encountering Majima ''again'' [[https://youtu.be/Oti0lSv-Xng?list=PLR_4pTc1KGS4ECJ3Xjy0nVE3Sg_Pixfjg&t=7545 at the bowling center]], doing a silly little dance for his intro and [[PelvicThrust pelvic thrusting]] at him when he thoroughly trounces Joel at a three-frame game. |
| 184 | --->'''Joel:''' Oh, goddamnit... oh, goddamnit!\ |
| 185 | '''Majima:''' I've been lookin' for ya, Kiryu-chan!\ |
| 186 | '''Joel:''' Really!? Because I can't ffffffuckin' get enough of you, huh!?\ |
| 187 | ''[[https://youtu.be/Oti0lSv-Xng?list=PLR_4pTc1KGS4ECJ3Xjy0nVE3Sg_Pixfjg&t=8092 (after Joel loses the bowling match)]]''\ |
| 188 | '''Joel:''' Fucking rigged. Unbelieveable. Unbeliev-- bu-- bull-- bullshi-- NO! Goddamn you, Goro!\ |
| 189 | '''Kiryu:''' Ngh, I lost...\ |
| 190 | '''Joel:''' ''(notices Majima's pelvic thrusting)'' Oh-- what is Goro doing? Goro, no...\ |
| 191 | '''Majima:''' What's the matter? Got the sudden urge to take a crack at me with a bowling ball, Kiryu-chan?\ |
| 192 | '''Joel:''' Wha-- maybe!? ''Maybe!?'' |
| 193 | ** Part 6 has Majima [[https://youtu.be/Dlsz2Jht0kQ?list=PLR_4pTc1KGS4ECJ3Xjy0nVE3Sg_Pixfjg&t=3428 ambush Kiryu at a convenience store]] not even five minutes after a random encounter, which Joel was so unprepared for that he skipped past Majima's first line of dialogue. |
| 194 | --->'''Joel:''' Oh, whoawhoawhoawhoa, slow down! Whoawhoawhoawhoa, huh!?\ |
| 195 | '''Majima:''' I was getting so bored and cold. But a fight with you would warm me right up, Kiryu-chan!\ |
| 196 | '''Joel:''' Dude, I ''literally'' fought you like a ''second'' ago! |
| 197 | ** In Part 7, Joel [[https://youtu.be/J8WCclbkSOA?list=PLR_4pTc1KGS4ECJ3Xjy0nVE3Sg_Pixfjg&t=1346 tries to rent "Passionate Manly Bathhouse Battle"]] from the adult DVD store, only to find out that Majima's right next to him. |
| 198 | ---> '''Majima:''' Hee hee hee!\ |
| 199 | '''Joel:''' ''({{Beat}})'' ...Play dead. Kiryu, play dead. He's like a-- he's like a T-Rex. He can't see you... if you don't move. If you do not move... ''(chuckles)'' the... emergency of the situation... will be fine. Let's NOT click X... just... shhh. Carefully... ''(chuckles)'' examine the situation... and not do anything. [[INeedAFreakingDrink Lemme take a sip here]] before we... puke our life out.\ |
| 200 | '''Majima:''' Woahhh, check it out! Two macho men havin' a tussle in the nude!? This is a world of shit I didn't even know existed...\ |
| 201 | '''Joel:''' '''NO! NO!''' '''''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOO!!]]''''' '''DON'T!''' '''[[MistakenForGay GORO, GODDAMNIT, STOP!]]''' |
| 202 | ** Part 11 (finale stream): |
| 203 | *** Joel [[https://youtu.be/6OeOKlvqLyg?list=PLR_4pTc1KGS4ECJ3Xjy0nVE3Sg_Pixfjg&t=6049 encounters]] "Everyone's Idol" Goro, wearing his disco getup from ''Yakuza 0''. Joel doesn't recognize him at first, since he never played ''0'', but gets rendered speechless when a {{Fangirl}} starts fawning over him. |
| 204 | --->'''Young Woman:''' Majima-san, I'm totally fangir-\ |
| 205 | '''Joel:''' ...Goro, is that you?\ |
| 206 | ''(Majima's next line of dialogue shows up, but he [[{{Beat}} doesn't read it for a few seconds]])''\ |
| 207 | '''Majima:''' Oh, Kiryu-chan! What are you standing there gawking at? Come on down!\ |
| 208 | '''Joel:''' M- my- my mouth is like a butthole right now, it's just trying it's best to not laugh. |
| 209 | *** Joel tries a few times to take the FinalBoss fight against Nishikiyama less seriously than even he himself thought he should, like cracking Franchise/StarWars jokes and [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid yelling "LIQUIIIIIID!"]] due to the DuelBoss nature of the battle, [[https://youtu.be/6OeOKlvqLyg?list=PLR_4pTc1KGS4ECJ3Xjy0nVE3Sg_Pixfjg&t=18932 accidentally shocking him with a stun gun]] (and Nishiki flopping on the ground comically, like the ''koi'' tattoed on his back), making a {{Pun}} on ''Literature/AFarewellToArms''[='=]s title when [[https://youtu.be/6OeOKlvqLyg?list=PLR_4pTc1KGS4ECJ3Xjy0nVE3Sg_Pixfjg&t=19064 using]] [[DramaticDislocation Essence of]] [[CounterAttack Torment]], and finally [[https://youtu.be/6OeOKlvqLyg?list=PLR_4pTc1KGS4ECJ3Xjy0nVE3Sg_Pixfjg&t=19390 repeatedly attempting]] to end Nishiki with a [[DivingKick drop kick]] [[ScreamingWarrior while yelling a lot]]. |
| 210 | *** Yumi's death is sad enough that it renders Joel completely speechless during the entirety of the scene. However, after the scene ended Joel has to put his foot down against the chat. |
| 211 | ---> '''Joel:''' No chat, [[VideoGame/TheTownWithNoName vinejoelAbe]] is [[DudeNotFunny not appropriate for this, no]]. |
| 212 | *** Joel goes off the rails when he tries out [[PostEndGameContent Premium Adventure mode]] after beating the game. As one [=YouTube=] commenter put it: "After defeating the final boss, Kiryu got [[LethalJokeWeapon a fish]] from a clown[[labelnote:*]]which, it should be noted, is a swordfish-shaped ''[[StuffBlowingUp bazooka]]''[[/labelnote]], [[TheGamblingAddict lost all his money gambling]][[labelnote:*]]about ¥750,000, and it took him an entire minute to convert all of it into casino chips ¥100k at a time[[/labelnote]], and [[ThatOneBoss got his ass kicked by a psychotic breakdancer]][[labelnote:*]]he actually got KO'd by Slugger Majima while trying to blow him up with the fish bazooka[[/labelnote]]." |
| 213 | *** Also in Premium Adventure Mode, Joel finally gets a chance to change up Kiryu's LimitedWardrobe. For the most part, they're all reused models from other scenes in the game, with the [[https://youtu.be/6OeOKlvqLyg?list=PLR_4pTc1KGS4ECJ3Xjy0nVE3Sg_Pixfjg&t=21451 sole exception]] of the [[DressingAsTheEnemy Snakeskin Jacket]], which Joel [[EvenTheGuysWantHim has nothing but praises for]]. He likes it so much that he takes Kiryu on a stride through the streets of Kamurocho while playing Music/TheBeeGees[='=] "Stayin' Alive" in the background. |
| 214 | ----> '''Joel:''' ''(while chuckling)'' Ohhhhhh myyyyyyy ffffffucking god, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me!? That looks fucking too good on Kiryu, god ''damn'' dude! I look like a fuckin'... like a pimp!\ |
| 215 | ''(on the streets)'' '''Joel:''' Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhhh! Holy shit! I'm ''drowning'' in puss! Goddamn! ''(walks up to a random group of women)'' What's up, ladies? Yeahhhhh. Mmmmmm. |
| 216 | * From his streams of ''VideoGame/FistOfTheNorthStarLostParadise'': |
| 217 | ** As he's a huge fan of ''Fist of the North Star'', Joel's playthrough of this game was a long time coming for both fans and himself. right at the start, as soon as Joel manages to first pull off the Hokuto Hyakuretsuken, he is positively ''GIDDY.'' |
| 218 | ** He also takes time to admire the game's Western logo, noting how it looks like font right off of a classic [=80s=] heavy metal band logo. |
| 219 | ** Because of a misread, Joel repeatedly pronounces "IDL" as "Lidl." |
| 220 | ** In part 2, while fighitng Devil Rebirth, Joel shows off the part in the original anime where Ken defeats him...and how comically [[OffModel badly animated it was even for its time.]] While he's unable to show it, he also mentions the one bit from the anime where it attempts to show Ken from the point of view of a soon-to-already-die mook...portrayed by an animation cel of Kenshiro wobbling about on a still background. |
| 221 | ** Later, he comes across Chogre, the kid who manages the game's post-release addon content. At one point, Chogre tells Kenshiro of [[VideoGame/Yakuza0 a certain chicken named Nugget]] running around his hideout. Only because Joel hasn't played ''Yakuza 0'' yet, he doesn't exactly grasp the significance of the chicken that other ''Yakuza'' fans do. He's more astounded by the chicken's name. |
| 222 | --->'''Joel:''' They called the chicken '''NUGGET?!''' [...] Well he wasn't in ''Kiwami'' I can tell you that! yeah we gotta find Nugget the chicken! Yeah screw finding Yuria and- (stopped by the game's early-game railroading) Aww, these thugs, dammit. |
| 223 | ** Part 3 sees Joel finally encounter Nugget and obtain the chicken's Destiny Talisman. After using it in battle, Joel is delighted to find that he gets quite a lot of money from the chicken's star of destiny. |
| 224 | ** Not wanting to spend the entire playthrough in Ken's manager tux, no matter how good it looks, Joel has to head back to the main menu to change costumes. He then mistakes the ''Lost Paradise'' alt costume for Ken's default...and loves it enough to keep it on, even pulling a Kiryu and having Ken strut about Eden in it to "Stayin' Alive." Even funnier is that you don't actually have to go back to the main menu to change costumes, as you can do so from the bed in Ken's hideout. |
| 225 | ** The [[LargeHam massive ham that is Uighur]] causes lots of delight for Joel. |
| 226 | ** Joel completely EXPLODES upon seeing how a fat mook's "HIDEBU!" death cry can manifest as a usable weapon. |
| 227 | ** Almost half of Part 4 is nothing but this game's version of ''VideoGame/LikeADragon''[='=]s batting cage, which is Kenshiro using an iron beam as a baseball bat and scoring home runs on motorcycle-driving bandits. Joel loses his mind when he discovers that hitting a home run has [[https://youtu.be/UHk5MdlJV-s?t=1253 its own special cutscene]], with the poor bandit becoming ATwinkleInTheSky. |
| 228 | [[/folder]] |
| 229 | |
| 230 | [[folder:Shadow the Hedgehog]] |
| 231 | * For Sonic the Hedgehog's 25th anniversary, Joel chose to stream ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog'' ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2gNqKZzqsU full stream]]). |
| 232 | ** During the pre-stream, he pulls up several gifs showcasing ''WesternAnimation/SonicUnderground''[='s=] [[OffModel shoddy animation]], eventually leading to him playing the show's theme song in tandem with [[https://media0.giphy.com/media/iqKMbhgNUBHj2/200.gif this gif]] of Manic trying and failing to save a robotic baby Sonic from falling to his death. Then the TitleDrop in the song kicks in right after the robo-baby-Sonic explodes, prompting Joel to call it [[CrossesTheLineTwice "Sonic Six Feet Underground."]] |
| 233 | ** The first time he lets the gif play out is gold, too. |
| 234 | --->'''Hip:''' [Hits the ground and explodes into pieces] |
| 235 | --->'''Joel:''' '''''BAM!!''''' |
| 236 | --->'''Manic:''' [Can only float on his hoverboard in dismay, weeping] |
| 237 | --->'''Joel:''' A single tear. [begins laughing uncontrollably] |
| 238 | ** He starts laughing at the gunshot sound effects in the game menu, and gets about one minute into the intro cinematic before losing it completely. |
| 239 | ** His genuine incredulity towards the fact that Shadow is using real-life firearms that he can easily recognize. |
| 240 | *** His sheer bewilderment that, despite the fact that the guns are actually modeled accurately enough for him to recognize, [[https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/916014-video-game-logic Shadow]] [[GunsDoNotWorkThatWay cocks an MP5]] like a shotgun in the intro. [[note]]As in, he pumps the [=MP5=] ''fixed'' handguard to load it, instead of using the cocking handle.[[/note]] |
| 241 | ** Him pronouncing Knuckles's name as [[CallBack "nooklays," complete with Bulk Bogan's voice.]] |
| 242 | ** Him trying to figure out who the hell Charmy Bee is. Even jokingly wondering if "she" is meant to be a love interest. Bear in mind, Charmy's not only male, but he's ''6''. |
| 243 | ** Throughout the stream, he pulls up various ''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Sonic Says]]'' clips to keep himself on the moral side (as he chose to attempt the "villain" route); the bizarre (sometimes hypocritical) nature of the clips plus the FridgeLogic behind some of them (which eventually culminates in Joel [[InsaneTrollLogic concluding]] that Sonic is conditioning the audience into becoming antisocial, paranoid freaks) makes it all worthwhile. He even just abandons playing the game to watch them all. |
| 244 | *** The ultimate highlight, though, is when Joel stumbled across the one concerning [[{{Irony}} gun safety]]. |
| 245 | *** Eventually, Joel has had enough of Sonic [=PSA's=], and decides to consult [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse He-Man]], leading to him watching [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYEDrNC9AWQ this infamous PSA.]] Joel then suggests that if drugs are so bad, then He-Man should be weaponizing drugs, such as [[CrossesTheLineTwice shoving a bong]] [[AssShove up Skeletor's ass]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice so he can "inhale some sweet fumes."]] |
| 246 | *** Joel then proceeds to act out a PSA by Skeletor... with the ''[[DrugsAreGood exact opposite message]]''. HilarityEnsues. |
| 247 | ----> '''Skeletor!Joel:''' You see, kids, the coolest drugs turn you to zombies. [[SchmuckBait I highly advocate bath salts!]] |
| 248 | ** Joel decides to search up "Joel the Hedgehog" on Google Images and gets [[http://orig01.deviantart.net/fd07/f/2010/107/3/5/john_the_hedgehog_by_jm0364.jpg this masterpiece]].[[note]]The OC is actually named "John the Hedgehog," but Joel went with it because he considered it the funniest result from the Google search.[[/note]] |
| 249 | ** [[https://i.ytimg.com/vi/A2gNqKZzqsU/maxresdefault.jpg The thumbnail]], which is a recolored Sonic from the Sonic Says section with a realistic handgun photoshopped in. |
| 250 | [[/folder]] |
| 251 | |
| 252 | [[folder:Harvester]] |
| 253 | * Joel decides to play ''VideoGame/{{Harvester}}'', an FMV game full of morbid, dark humor. The entire time is a sickening riot, but special mention goes to chat telling Joel to say "fuck" to his character's mother, and the fact that "Penis" is blatantly a dialogue option with a character, which leads Joel to absolutely break down laughing when he learns the Sheriff's name is Duane Dwayne. |
| 254 | ** Through the stream, he shows having a severe case of WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes against EyeScream and wasps. The chat decided to use this to their advantage. After the bake sale, they kept pestering him to check on the baby, making Joel think they wanted to see the scene where she eats a tarantula again. [[https://youtu.be/N6bgZ-jpHn0?t=6907 You can imagine his reaction]] when instead he gets the infamous scene where [[NightmareFuel the baby has her eyes popped out of her skull as wasps crawl out of the sockets before the deranged mother carelessly pushes them back in with a bloody splat]]. It was his biggest reaction to a scene of horror since that time Felix The Cat tore off his own face in that Russian bootleg. |
| 255 | ** When he reached a part where he had to [[https://youtu.be/N6bgZ-jpHn0?t=8745 slice a giant eyeball]] to reach the next room, making a big splat in the process: |
| 256 | ---> '''Joel:''' ...And that was ''Harvester'' for today! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I hope you enjoyed the stream! I'll see you next time and uhh...]] |
| 257 | ---> '''Joel:''' ''[Takes a deep breath before deciding to soldier on, giving the next save file a new name]'' [[LittleNo No...]] |
| 258 | ** And THEN, he actually decided to pull off a ScrewThisImOuttaHere [[https://youtu.be/2vSi7hIVydg?t=2181 for a couple of minutes]] the very moment he saw the [[MonsterClown Chainsaw Clown]]. |
| 259 | ** When presented with the option of picking the bad ending (killing Steve's beloved and letting him awaken in the real world as a serial killer) or the good ending (letting Steve and his beloved live the rest of their days in Harvest as a happy family instead of submitting to the demands of the cult), Joel nearly instantly chose the bad ending. His reason? He refused to live another single day in the WretchedHive that was the city of Harvest. |
| 260 | [[/folder]] |
| 261 | |
| 262 | [[folder:Pokémon]] |
| 263 | * VideoGame/PokemonStadium; After Joel defeats Nidoking with Surf |
| 264 | --->'''Joel''':"I'm causing fucking tidal waves, tsunamis, like, all these nearby people that live here, they're suffering because of my weird obsession with giant godzilla cock fights." |
| 265 | * ''VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield'': |
| 266 | ** In the first 15 minutes of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIYPFszrLfI part 1]], he's dropped his game cartridge, [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude named his character "joel$$$"]] (apparently pronounced "Joel Cash Money" and the same name he used for ''VideoGame/PokemonSnap''), [[SelfDeprecation criticized himself]] for being a "genwunner" and gave every NPC a ridiculous accent (or as Joel himself puts it, a "shitty [[Creator/FourKidsEntertainment 4Kids]] dub" voice). Oh, and despite having "part 1" in the title, it takes place after an incident where he accidentally deleted his save-- ''twice''-- and [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial repeatedly insists that such a gaffe never happened]]. |
| 267 | ** In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2ovX3eVkgk part 2]], Joel bursts into laughter when he sees Morpeko's Hangry Mode. |
| 268 | --->'''Joel:''' ''(starts laughing)'' '''He has an evil mode?''' |
| 269 | ** "MIN-SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-NO". |
| 270 | ** He pulls up an image of Wrestling/ScottSteiner when the Gym Leaders are being shown. |
| 271 | ** When fighting Espurr, Joel goes into hysterics when someone in chat calls it the "vibe check Pokémon". |
| 272 | ** After finding a Frillish, the chat tells him that it "evolves into Pringles". Joel pulls up an image of its evolution, Jellicent, and plays a weird Pringles commercial over it. |
| 273 | ** His reaction to Guzzlord’s crazy screams in the anime. |
| 274 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdpBnGpRuL0 "I know the Pokémon really good, huh?"]] |
| 275 | ** To clarify, Joel goes the [[http://pokedraw.net/ Pokédraw]] website, where he has to draw a random Gen 1 Pokémon in only 45 seconds. The pictures Joel draws in general are hilarious. |
| 276 | --> '''Joel:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck You know this is gonna be a fucking disaster, right?]] |
| 277 | ** His infamous Nidorino drawing. |
| 278 | --> '''Joel:''' [[MemeticMutation Swiggity swooty, I am coming for the booty!]] |
| 279 | ** Both Weedle and Oddish lend themselves to some rather obvious weed jokes. |
| 280 | --> '''Joel:''' (''in a stoner voice'') Oh, man, I'm seeing a walking pot leaf, man! |
| 281 | ** After drawing Ivysaur's flower, he notices its phallic shape. He tries to fix it only to realize that coloring the flower actually makes it worse. |
| 282 | ** One of the Pokémon Joel gets is Haunter. He takes his time to "get the feel for this", but when he realizes he's got less than 10 seconds left to draw, he ends up quickly scribbling a generic ghost. |
| 283 | --> '''Joel:''' (laughing) Boo! ({{beat}}) BOO! (another beat) Spooky house motherfuck-([[{{Corpsing}} laughs some more]]) |
| 284 | ** Joel draws several Fire-type Pokémon (such as Growlithe, Flareon, and Vulpix) as their respective animals [[ManOnFire on fire.]] |
| 285 | --> '''Joel:''' Dog. Dog. (''[[CrossesTheLineTwice draws X's over Growlithe's eyes]]'') ''Dog.'' |
| 286 | ** Joel draws Franchise/DonkeyKong for Primeape, stating that "the temptation was too strong." |
| 287 | ** I EXIST TO BRING PAIN. |
| 288 | --> '''Joel:''' [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes I hate bees]]. [[NukeEm Nuke 'em]]. Nuke 'em all. |
| 289 | ** Joel simply writes "BRAZZERS" for Weepinbell's drawing. |
| 290 | ** One drawing for Meowth is of a cat with a Weetabix biscuit glued to its forehead. |
| 291 | --> '''Joel:''' Somebody glued a Weetabix on the cat. Weetabix? Wee-tie-bix? W- |
| 292 | ** Joel describes the horn on one of his Rhydon drawings as "a big tampon." |
| 293 | ** Joel just draws a regular duck for Psyduck, which he then fixes by giving it '''[[EyeBeams MIND BULLETS]].''' |
| 294 | ** Joel's OhCrap reaction to Mr. Mime, followed by his drawing of Mr. Mime licking its trainer. |
| 295 | ** The end of the video has Joel listen to the French Pokémon theme while drawing a Pikachu with a beret, mustache, and baguette. Joel even does a "hon hon hon" laugh to the tune of the music. |
| 296 | [[/folder]] |
| 297 | |
| 298 | [[folder:Rollercoaster Tycoon 2]] |
| 299 | * Joel playing ''VideoGame/RollerCoasterTycoon 2'' |
| 300 | ** Thinking that "A Ticket to Heaven" is too subtle, he names his park "HELL PARK." |
| 301 | ** The EasierThanEasy maze, aptly titled "DONT GET LOST" |
| 302 | ** After setting up a bathroom at the end of a needlessly long walkway, he discovers that he can ''charge people to use the toilet''. He also positions said bathroom directly above a roller coaster track and speculates that the guests get to experience a "fun, fudgey spray." |
| 303 | ---> "It's a feature!" |
| 304 | *** And then no one ever uses it. |
| 305 | ** "The ''Spook'' Zone, and the ''[[{{Pun}} CAL]]''[[{{Pun}} zone!]] Bam! Bam! Bam! Value! Value! Value! Va--Oh fuck. Ow, my arm." |
| 306 | ** When setting up a bumper-cars ride, Joel discovers that the "oriental" music is a stock stereotypical Asian tune. He then names his attraction [[AsianDrivers "The Asian Driver Experience."]] |
| 307 | --> '''Joel:''' Wow, [[ImGoingToHellForThis going to Hell.]] |
| 308 | ** He also imagines the announcer for the ride: |
| 309 | ---> [[AsianSpeekeeEngrish Oh, herro. You want to ride the bumpah cah.]] |
| 310 | ** The phallic tower drop rides, and the sexy music he decides to play over them. |
| 311 | ---> '''Notification:''' my dick has crashed! |
| 312 | ** Upon seeing a rather crowded & glitchy line for a ride, Joel fences the crowd in behind a brick wall and hides it with a flaming sign that says [[MoveAlongNothingToSeeHere "NOTHING TO SEE HERE,"]] [[NotSoInnocentWhistle nervously whistling]] the entire time. |
| 313 | ** Joel conducts the streams with [=OpenRCT2=], an open source re-implementation of the game's engine that can work with its actual data, and has some additional features. Among them, there's a feature that names all the guests after users logged into the chat. But the real fun begins when he discovers the "[[VideoGameCrueltyPotential Allow Lift Hill and Launch Speeds up to 255 mph]]" cheat. Long story short, everyone launches into space. |
| 314 | ** Joel getting a "most confusing park layout" award |
| 315 | ** Joel messes up the Great Wall of China by building a roller coaster through it, then adds "[[TakeThat This is what Disney would do.]]" |
| 316 | ** Joel's poorly constructed ride has the cart going off-rails and killing everybody on board. Joel promptly names the ride "Made in China." |
| 317 | ** "THE HUNGER GAMES", a Dragon Coaster (which also goes through the Great Wall) that ends up so slow, it cannot get over a rise even with chain lifts - it reaches the top, slows down, reverses, and starts rising again infinitely... until the second cart comes along and pushes the first cart up. |
| 318 | ** "Free, pizza, goddamnit." |
| 319 | *** "Joke's on them, I poisoned their pizzas with... [[StuffBlowingUp C-4]]." |
| 320 | ** Joel drowning a guest that complains about the lack of interesting rides, then building a doughnut shop on top of the corpse. Which he names "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Nobody died here I promise]] :^)" |
| 321 | ** Joel decides to do another stream of Roller Coaster Tycoon 2, cheats and all, and begins making a coaster that travels around the map four times before returning to its station. However, after passing the station once, it begins to slow down to a crawl, resulting in a long ride that would not be too far off from the infamous "Mr. Bones' Wild Ride." |
| 322 | -->'''Joel''': I [[AchievementsInIgnorance accidentally created Mr. Bones!]] |
| 323 | ** In Part 6, Joel mocks a player for using go-karts on a train track... [[HypocriticalHumor right after he decides using subway cars on a dinghy slide is a great idea.]] |
| 324 | --> '''Joel''': Is that go-karts on a train track? That's so stupid. |
| 325 | ** The game crashing right after Joel made a ride crash. Also doubles as frustrating, since all he'd made had been lost due to not saving. |
| 326 | * On the January 17, 2016 stream, after losing his arcade ROM collection, Joel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRdR5JNFcKg discovers that it also has multiplayer mode]]. ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AylSEBh8dj4 Highlights Video link.]] |
| 327 | ** Joel builds three roller coasters that all lead straight into a skull. The ride's name? "THE BONE ZONE." |
| 328 | ** When the mod for one server threatens to kick out people who kill guests, Joel [[TemptingFate compensates]] by [[DemBones adding skeletons everywhere]] until the park is in an incredible amount of debt. Then he gets disconnected from the server, but the timing makes Joel think he got banned. |
| 329 | -->'''Joel:''' Banned for being a fucking moron. |
| 330 | ** Joel builds a reverse freefall coaster with as much height as the game can support and a swan boat as the vehicle, and it goes up the tower...at [[OverlyLongGag a snail's pace]]. Joel is upset by how slow it moves, and as it ''[[OverlyLongGag finally]]'' reaches the top, he comments "[[TemptingFate Prepare for disappointment]]". [[InstantlyProvenWrong Whereupon]] the swan boat instantly and inexplicably '''[[StuffBlowingUp explodes.]]''' Cue Joel losing it. |
| 331 | *** Then when he makes three reverse freefall swan boats overlap, they get stuck at the top until at least one flies into space and the others explode. |
| 332 | --->'''Joel:''' I told you guys not to move. |
| 333 | ** Joel making the ''merry-go-round'' of all things [[EpicFail crash]] by power-launching it. Of course, Joel dubs it the "Merry-go-DIE". |
| 334 | -->'''Joel:''' Anyone else wanna go on the merry-go-round? |
| 335 | ** Someone else on the server puts a water tile right in front of the exit of one ride, so that anyone who gets off it [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential drowns]]. |
| 336 | *** During Joel's {{Corpsing}} over the sight of his death-ride in action, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent another incomplete coaster crashes in the background]]. |
| 337 | *** And while this is going on, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent we see that there is a ride named]] "[[CallBack to joel from norway]]." |
| 338 | ** At one point, everyone on the server places skeletons and hills all over the place. |
| 339 | *** Joel imagines how the server owner might react to coming back to the game and suddenly seeing the chaos that has unfolded. |
| 340 | ** Eventually, Joel visits [=GeePM's=] server. He proceeds to come across a ride named [[MemeticMutation "succ"]], which is just a track leading into some pavement tiles that crudely spell out "succ." |
| 341 | *** Then succ crashes. Joel [[{{Corpsing}} loses it]] upon reading that [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "4 people have died in an accident on succ."]] |
| 342 | -->'''[=GeePM=]:''' succ |
| 343 | -->'''Joel:''' Stop with the succ, alright? Stop it. |
| 344 | ** Back at the free fall swan boat, Joel discovers that the riders' idle animation is now [[GoodBadBugs glitching out]], flashing between every vehicle in the game. |
| 345 | -->'''Joel:''' [[MemeticMutation I am become swan, destroyer of worlds.]] |
| 346 | ** Joel tries to explain his rationale for naming one of his rides "Gushing Grannies." |
| 347 | -->'''Joel:''' It makes sense, 'cause there's a skull, and, y'know, old people sometimes die, so i-i-its, woo! |
| 348 | ** [=GeePM=] [[CrossesTheLineTwice makes a Nazi concentration camp and names it "MAKING HISTORY."]] Joel dubs it [[{{Pun}} "Holocauster Tycoon."]] |
| 349 | ** Joel comes back to [[OverlyLongGag succ]] and sees how much [=GeePM's=] elaborated on it. Then he finds two signs in the distance: one that reads "SUCC IS DEAD" and another outside the park that reads "NO SUCC." |
| 350 | ** Joel sees [=GeePM=] [[CallBack making tileart of a bee with the caption "I WANT THIS"]] and a sign that says [[WebVideo/GamesRepainted "FUCK BEES."]] |
| 351 | -->'''Joel:''' You want the bee? You wanna fuck the bee? |
| 352 | ** Later on, the message says "I FUCK BEES ON TV" |
| 353 | ** Joel notices an absurdly short, absurdly fast roller coaster named "DA PO PO BE FAST ON YO ASS." [[ContrivedCoincidence Then the game crashes.]] |
| 354 | ** Just like the skeleton chaos server, everyone spams trees and hills all over the park. Joel dubs it "top park." [[RuleOfThree Then the server disconnects.]] |
| 355 | ** On the first server he went on, a few of the players fortunately figured out it was Joel (even though he misspelled his own username a tiny bit) right off the bat, so at least they took his [[{{Griefer}} de facto griefing]] in humor. |
| 356 | ** The Spooky Spray |
| 357 | ** A minor FreezeFrameBonus, someone also made a ride called "''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'': [[TitleTheAdaptation The Movie]]" ([[ColonCancer The Ride?]]) |
| 358 | [[/folder]] |
| 359 | |
| 360 | [[folder:Habbo Hotel]] |
| 361 | * Joel's stream on the [[VideoGame/{{Habbo}} Habbo Hotel]]: |
| 362 | ** The context behind the stream is that he would play the game if Sans was included in VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate during the Nintendo Direct 2019 stream. Needless to say, he had to carry on his promise. |
| 363 | ** At the beginning of the stream, Joel exclaims that the chat should create an account there and attempt at raiding the game. Cue [[MemeticMutation a familiar afro guy]] arriving in Joel's home few seconds later. |
| 364 | ** ...Cue his room starts flooding with people, as Joel laments that he's not even ready yet. |
| 365 | *** For a brief moment a user told Joel to click on the chat tab. He responded by making up curses. |
| 366 | ---->'''Joel:''' get out. get the fuck out. get the [=FUCKING bobba out of my BOBBAshitting FUCKINGbobba=] house. |
| 367 | *** At one point, Joel mentions there's a corpse on his bed, to which the player sleeping in his house corrects him that he's not a corpse. [[RuleOfThree Then someone nearby touched said player and said an uncomfortable phrase]]. |
| 368 | ---->'''Greengojira:''' i am not a corpse. |
| 369 | ---->'''joshua1074:''' touches corpse uwu. |
| 370 | *** His realization that he's currently one of the most popular rooms in the game because of the player flooding into his house. |
| 371 | *** His reaction upon finding out that there's still people staying on his room. |
| 372 | ** Joel's word on "destroying" the game slowly become his regret as people start to following him anywhere around the game, so he decided to do what most celebrities would do when spotted on public area; Playing hide and seek with the twitch chat. |
| 373 | *** Joel cuts off the stream and starts off in some empty room, only to realize that [[EpicFail he forgot to minimize the room's name on the screen]] as people start pouring in after seconds. |
| 374 | *** In his second attempt, Joel taunted the chat that they couldn't find him under 20 second, and provided with a hint. A split second later, someone arrived into the room. |
| 375 | *** At one point Joel decided to use an online stopwatch for the hide and seek game. Right when he's preparing the stopwatch, someone pours in. Later on, he had already prepared with the stopwatch and starts off the timer, only for the familiar afro guy enters not even a second the timer starts running. |
| 376 | *** Within each session of hide and seek game, looks like Joel slowly loses his sanity and start yelling [[BigNo no and nej over and over]] every time someone found him within the time limit. Each time he was found he would take another grain of salt. |
| 377 | *** Really, just every time Joel taunted the chat that the room he's in is impossible to find, someone is bound to pour into the room in seconds, much to his chagrin. |
| 378 | *** Someone managed to find Joel first in the room he was hiding, only for him to promote his Youtube channel in Joel's stream. He always do that every time he enters the room Joel's in consistently all way to the streams's end. |
| 379 | *** At one point, Joel was caught off guard when a chat balloon appeared from a cat named '''stupid'''. |
| 380 | *** Joel visits the Hall of Habbo and find a poll feature where he can input his gameroom which will be gathered for a community poll. Joel inserted various nonsense on the form from his name[[labelnote:*]]Hideo Kojima[[/labelnote]], the room ID[[labelnote:*]]i dun wanna[[/labelnote]], and the cherry on top, the e-mail address[[labelnote:*]]ronaldmcdonald@analhamburgers.gov[[/labelnote]]. Even Joel couldn't hold but to giggle. |
| 381 | *** But turns out that his arrival at the Hall of Habbo is a [[BaitAndSwitch mere ruse]]! It was a ploy of him as he set up for a secret level... Until he realized he [[EpicFail leaked the room's name by accident for a split second]] as everyone start pouring in. |
| 382 | [[/folder]] |
| 383 | |
| 384 | [[folder:Signal Simulator]] |
| 385 | * During his second stream of ''Signal Simulator'', Joel finds a discarded shoe next to a rock. When he picks it up, a bright light appears above, shining down on him. He pauses, trying to distract himself with the main menu, before looking up and seeing a UFO. He [[https://youtu.be/96Mtetojej8?t=2790 immediately panics, gets back into his golf cart and frantically drives back to his base before locking all of the doors and huddling himself into a corner all while screaming and panicking]]. |
| 386 | -->'''Joel:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you-- "the shoe"? A shoe!? ''(picks up the shoe, opens the options menu after the light appears)'' ...Did you guys check out the gameplay? Did you know you can... uhh, background. ''({{Beat}})'' [[OhCrap Now is the time... to run.]] ''(pounding on his desk)'' [[RapidFireNo NO NO NO NO (nervously laughs) NO NO NO NO! NO!]] THE RIGHT!! GET INSIDE! GET THE FUCK INSIDE! LOCK EVERY-'' '''NO IT'S ALREADY LOCKED!''' ''GET INTO THE- NO! GET! SHUT OFF! NO! GO IN! GO IN! GO! GO! IT'S ALREADY LOCKED! AGH! (hyperventilating)'' Okay, go in the fucking server room! '''GET THE FUCKING KNIFE!''' ''(laughs)'' |
| 387 | ** Near the end of Part 3, Joel recovers the alien body from the tracks and heads back to the station to resume signal gathering. It takes him nearly ''[[EpicFail twenty seconds]]'' to [[FailedASpotCheck notice the alien which is now floating in a stasis tank along one wall of the room]]. When he finally does notice, he simply stares at it in complete silence for several long seconds before equally quietly [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere backing out of the room, closing and locking the door behind him, exiting the building, and continuing to back away out into the desert]] before finally reacting aloud. |
| 388 | --->'''Joel:''' [[FlatWhat ...why the fuck would you put the alien in a giant tube?]] You fucking moron. |
| 389 | ** Even better, he then goes back into the lab to investigate the (supposedly dead) alien, and this spectacular moment happens: |
| 390 | --->'''Joel:''' I mean, [[TemptingFate it's not alive]]... (''inspects the body for several seconds'') It's there- |
| 391 | --->(''The alien [[CatScare suddenly lowers its hand]], revealing that it's still alive; Joel instantly [[OhCrap pauses the game]] and spends several seconds sitting there in complete silence'') |
| 392 | --->'''Joel:''' ...[[CaptainObvious fuckin' moved]]. |
| 393 | ** Part 4 has him finally come in contact with the aliens (just after suffering technical issues), [[https://youtu.be/DRpAWTDCEqs?t=16342 devolving into a highly apprehensive state]] as he gets scared shitless repeatedly by the gigantic [=UFO=] pursuing him - even confusing the moon for another ship and ''yelling Swedish in panic.'' |
| 394 | --->'''Joel:''' ''(heading outside)'' '''Where's my golf cart?! Where's my fucking golf cart?!!''' |
| 395 | --->''(the [=UFO=] is directly above Joel, and once he looks up...)'' |
| 396 | --->'''Joel:''' '''''[[OhCrap WHAAJEE-]]''''' ''(pauses the game laughing maniacally, screaming in Swedish)'' '''''[[RapidFireNo NEJ! NEJ! NEJ! NEJ! NEJ NEJ NEJ!]]''''' |
| 397 | *** At one point, Joel is so freaked out that he gets jumpscared by the red glow of the rear lights on his golf cart. |
| 398 | ** In Part 6, after so many streams of the chat asking Joel to check the bathroom, the event where an alien can appear outside the bathroom window finally triggers. The sight of which causes him to scream and pause the game. Zeurel made a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5mdFk-Xsc0 small animated version of the moment]] as well, which has since become one of the first big memes of 2020. |
| 399 | [[/folder]] |
| 400 | |
| 401 | [[folder:Voices of the Void]] |
| 402 | * Joel is gifted an animated bumper by Zeurel depicting Joel and Fren chilling by a satellite dish. At one point in the animation, a Duende[[note]]a very small and unthreatening [[TheGreys grey alien]] that can be encountered in-game[[/note]] pops up and gives a curious stare at the camera, which manages to scare Joel every time he uses the bumper. |
| 403 | * Partway through his playthrough, Joel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZCP90m4Y7U accidentally triggers]] a NightmareSequence that causes him to flip out and start hooting wildly with fear... not noticing that he's just stuck in a pile of giant hamburgers. Once he gets his bearings, he has chat pull up a clip of his reaction and immediately overlays the Monkey Monday bumper over it, giggling to himself all the while. Even better? His shouting ended up getting [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7gIh20_E2U added]] to the Gray Edition as the soundbyte that plays when burning the Vargshroom in the microwave. |
| 404 | * Joel finds the Ariral Treehouse and the shenanigans that can happen at the location. One of the first things he does there is sleep on the beds found there. Suddenly, the "eating noise" is heard and Joel notices his hunger meter indeed went up. Concerned he wakes up...only to see he is now surrounded by food cups, implying the Arirals fed Joel like a baby in his sleep. Joel has a moment of confliction where he is clearly gleeful at how cute that is, but because [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes they're aliens]] he tries yelling at them that they are ''not'' friends |
| 405 | * Joel ends up triggering another event where [[https://youtu.be/jOzdNuClYiQ?si=eSiiJg1cGdHTyvs-&t=399 he steals the lamp at the treehouse]], and thus spawns an Ariral to chase him down and fight him. His only hint being a [[VisibleInvisibility Predator-like invisible figure]] ''pitching an entire mannequin at him right as he closed the garage door, barely missing him.'' He ends up hiding in the bathroom bedroom, when with perfect timing, he looks at the door ''right as the Ariral comes in''. What follows after is a fight scene that wouldn't be out of place in a ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' cartoon; With Joel swinging violently at the ''air'', while the Ariral is throwing ''curtains and mannequins'' at him, and Joel charging at the Ariral with his shovel, only to ''miss, see his Shovel is missing, then turning around right on time to see his Shovel floating,'' '''''then get beaned right in the face with it.''''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMxj_roJcg0 Even comes in animated form!]] |
| 406 | * Joel's antics involving [[CuteKitten Maxwell the spinning tuxedo cat]] are equally Funny and Heartwarming. |
| 407 | ** Joel eventually finds out about the memetic kitty's EasterEgg side-quest that can be accessed from the computer terminal, then [[SidetrackedByTheGoldSaucer drops everything he was originally planning to go cat-searching]]. Though Maxwell remained elusive for quite some time, Joel eventually locates him and [[ImTakingHerHomeWithMe brings him back to the base as an unofficial emotional support animal]]. |
| 408 | ** The game's developer frequently watches Joel's streams, so naturally they noticed how Maxwell easily left Joel [[CutenessProximity completely enamored]]. A subsequent update for the game gave Maxwell a...[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2M5UVXTK7s unique new property]]. |
| 409 | --->'''Joel:''' ''(after following Maxwell's diegetic music and finding him sitting in the grass)'' Maxwell! You've returned so soon! You've returned in just one stream? Bless! Bless! |
| 410 | --->''(Joel presses the "Use" command on Maxwell.)'' |
| 411 | --->'''Maxwell:''' ''(meows...then [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand his music suddenly stops]] while he [[DemBones turns into a cat skeleton]])'' |
| 412 | --->'''Joel:''' '''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''' |
| 413 | --->''(Joel gasps and steps back while the memetic opening riff to BadToTheBone plays...then Maxwell [[ActionBomb explodes in Joel's face]], knocking him flat on his ass.)'' |
| 414 | --->'''Joel:''' ''B-WHAT?!'' What the fuck?! ...E-evil Maxwell?! What the... ([[{{Corpsing}} whist quietly wheezing]]) ''What the fuuuuuuuuck...?'' |
| 415 | * Pretty much ''everything'' from Joel's brief playthrough of the [[DenserAndWackier Grey Edition]], which is basically an April Fool's version in all but release date. Duendes galore in this stream! |
| 416 | ** Joel goes to sleep, only for a Duende to run by the base. Since time is sped up during rest, this results in a hilariosuly Doppler-shifted "mimimimi" as [[https://youtu.be/qljc1GwCOAg?si=XVFBAL_i72o6h7mh&t=2980 the Duende rushes around the base]], leaving Joel wheezing. |
| 417 | ** Two Duendes start harassing Joel. He decides he's had enough, and [[https://youtu.be/qljc1GwCOAg?si=El9KBDYVTDGBVfGF&t=3115 kills one by just throwing a rock at it.]] What makes it hilarious is how abruptly the Duende ragdolls and dies from getting brained. He then drags the Duende's corpse back into his base like a trophy. |
| 418 | ** Arirals in the Grey Edition are replaced with a comical green alien that looks like an inflatable tube man, wearing a flying saucer like an inner tube. Thankfully, they aren't invisible unlike Arirals. Joel inevitably has a duel with one of them. |
| 419 | ** Closing off the Grey Edition, [[https://youtu.be/qljc1GwCOAg?si=ji_MCnq_VkQmE9Xc&t=3872 Joel decides to type "alien" into the satellite console]]. This triggers a veritable ''invasion'' of Duendes spawned around the map, all immediately homing in on the base. |
| 420 | ---> '''Joel:''' (reading the radar history log) A hundred and two Duendes up my ass... |
| 421 | *** He, of course, tries and fails to take them all on. Joel gets completely bullied by the horde of endless Duendes that have invaded his base. |
| 422 | *** "Bullied" proves to be an exceptionally accurate term when the Duendes at one point [[StuffedIntoALocker literally shove Joel into one of the garage lockers]] thanks to a clipping glitch. [[GameBreakingBug He's unable to get out]], and [[FateWorseThanDeath the Duendes are able to smack him around while he's inside it to boot!]] |
| 423 | [[/folder]] |
| 424 | |
| 425 | [[folder:Grand Theft Auto]] |
| 426 | * In episode zero of his ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCity'' playthrough Joel activates the 'flying cars' cheat...and proceeds to fly a ''tank'' through the city while playing as an old lady holding shopping bags in each hand. He also lampshades the fact that instead of climbing into the tank from the top, the tank has side doors, like a regular car. |
| 427 | ** In episode 1 (sadly only available on Twitch due to copyright), after a few clumsy moments Joel manages to steal a motorcycle from a character that Joel refers to as [[Series/HappyDays The Fonz]]. Said character begins to give chase right as the in-game radio begins to play the song 'Run to You' by Music/BryanAdams, sending Joel into hysterics as he slows down, encouraging the guy to catch up to him. |
| 428 | ** Joel decides to cap off the last ''six hour long'' stream of Vice City by returning to the flying tank cheat, majestically flying the vehicle through the air while wildly firing off missiles as 'Music/RideOfTheValkyries' and later 'Running In The 90's' plays in the background. Absolutely ''nothing'' will tickle you more than watching a tank wildly careen through the air as aggressive {{Eurobeat}} music drills itself into your brain. |
| 429 | * The [[https://youtu.be/xqxitJia_pY?t=13256 finale]] of Joel's ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'' stream has Joel, after losing ''many'' times in the horse racing betting game, deciding to go all-in and bet every last ounce of cash on an 8:1 bet with a horse named [[InherentlyFunnyWords Holy Colon]]. When Holy Colon ''wins'' he completely freaks out. |
| 430 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3d_dpoYaOo Part 2 of GTA San Andreas Spooky Myth Special]], where Joel investigates some [[UrbanLegendOfZelda myths and legends]] about ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'', has some hilarity with the viewer-submitted music, among other things: |
| 431 | ** While going to investigate a UFO sighting, the radio music suddenly becomes [[ToiletHumor fart sounds]]. Then he finds that the "song", "Halloween Fart Sounds 1", actually has a full album. |
| 432 | ** Joel does find the UFO, and it begins dropping a swarm of aliens that attack him. After blowing up the UFO, Joel hops into his hot dog truck, puts "[[VideoGame/KatamariDamacy Lonely Rolling Star]]" on the radio, and decides to run over all the aliens as soon as the chorus hits. He drives around, lining up the aliens, waiting for the moment... but then the music changes to fart sounds just before he hits the aliens, because [[AllAccordingToPlan the viewer who submitted it also included an edited version of Lonely Rolling Star that cuts off to the fart track right as the chorus drops.]] |
| 433 | --->'''Joel:''' Whoever did this is a smart motherfucker; they knew I would just blindly take in Katamari Music. |
| 434 | ** Later on, Joel accidentally stumbles upon [[SarcasmMode a totally legit,]] [[GameMod not edited, vanilla event]] involving him stumbling upon [[Franchise/ChildsPlay Chucky the Murder Doll]] in the woods. Upon seeing Chucky charging towards him, Joel escapes by climbing onto a four foot tall box, which Chucky is too short to climb. After a few seconds.. |
| 435 | --->'''Joel:''' Quick.. I know the only escape... ''(jumps off the crate and gets into a wheelchair, which he uses to literally drive circles around Chucky)'' Let's go! [[{{Malaproper}} BREAK LIKE THE WIND!]] ''(Cue Chucky chasing a wheelchair-bound CJ through the forest for several moments, until Joel runs him over with it)'' |
| 436 | ** In [[https://youtu.be/5ibIzHRo51s?t=9351 Part 1,]] Joel flies a jet to get to the next myth's location, cheerfully talking about how happy he is to be playing San Andreas again. Mid-sentence, trees load in unexpectedly right in front of his jet, with [[MadeofExplodium predictable results]]. |
| 437 | --->'''Joel:''' Like, I love, I love this, you guys have no idea how happy I am I'm doing this. And you might be like, "[[KilledMidSentence Well who-]]" |
| 438 | --->''(the jet collides with several trees that have just loaded in, followed by ten seconds of dead silence)'' |
| 439 | --->'''Joel:''' I'm not happy anymore. |
| 440 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ibIzHRo51s&t=10416s Later]] in the same stream, Joel is sitting at the top of a mountain. Out of nowhere, a plane crashes into the mountain just behind Joel, explodes several times, and then slides off the cliff. Joel's only reaction is a confused "What the FUCK?" [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext And then he drives off the cliff while listening to an 8-bit version of the Ghostbusters theme.]] |
| 441 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qQ4iMpAR4&t=874s Part 3 of GTA San Andreas Spooky Myth Special]] has some pretty funny moments as well. |
| 442 | ** Joel goes to Hilltop Farm to find [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]], as Joel looks around for a bit, he starts to doubt that Freddy is there, only for the dream demon to ambush Joel with a Molotov cocktail, causing the whole screen to display a burning effect. |
| 443 | --->'''Joel:''' Here's where, (Beat) Freddy is. |
| 444 | --->(Walks around for a bit) |
| 445 | --->'''Joel:''' I don't see shit. |
| 446 | --->(Walks around some more) |
| 447 | --->'''Joel:''' Freddy? (Laughs). |
| 448 | --->(Walks between two houses) |
| 449 | --->'''Joel:''' Huh?. |
| 450 | --->(As Joel walks over to the house on the left, Freddy walks out, causing Joel to slightly scream before he begins to laugh, Freddy then throws the Molotov at CJ, causing him to combust as his scream of pain is cut off by Joel pausing the game to take in what just happened) |
| 451 | --->'''Joel:''' (Through laughter) Holy shit, scared the jesus out of me.... Incinerated, holy shit, (continues laughing) holy fuck, oh my god. |
| 452 | --->(Joel resumes the game, only to be greeted by a low quality burning effect the fills his entire screen, as well as the sounds of CJ in destress) |
| 453 | --->'''Joel:''' (Begins laughing again) The graphics, the graphics are sucking, god damnit, FREDDY GOD DANMIT! |
| 454 | --->(CJ then dies, causing Joel to lose his mind and continue laughing for about a minute) |
| 455 | ** Joel's entire encounter with [[Videogame/SilentHill2 Pyramid Head]]. |
| 456 | ** The third thing Joel hunts for is Samara (Most likely a reference to [[Literature/TheRing Sadako Yamamura from The Ring series]]), and When he arrives at the well she is said to be in, Joel booby traps it with C4. After waiting around the well for a while, but as Joel is about to leave, and exactly as the in game clock hits 00:17, Samara emerges from the well, causing Joel to detonate the C4 in a panic |
| 457 | --->'''Joel:''' (Through laughter)Oh fuck, blow shit up, (detonates the C4) operation is go, alright! OH FUCK!. |
| 458 | *** This however [[NonFatalExplosion has absolutely no effect,]] and Samara walks out completely unscathed, startling Joel again. What follows is [[NightmareRetardent one of the least scariest situations ever, as Joel tries to out run Samara while laughing, any kind of fear factor is then completely lost shortly after as Joel takes a motorcycle and uses it to run over Samara while country music plays on radio,]] causing joel to finally lose it and break into full blown laughter, even commenting on the absolute absurdity of the scene unfolding in front of him. |
| 459 | --->'''Joel:''' (Struggling to talk) This is not how- This is not how it was meant to go! |
| 460 | ** Joel decides to put a one hour video of silence occasionally broken by "[[Music/{{Psy}} Gangnam Style]]" in the back of his stream, put simplly, this ends up yielding some pretty funny moments. |
| 461 | *** Joel ends up forgetting about the it a few times only to get caught off guard by the song when it plays due to him putting it at nearly full volume. |
| 462 | --->'''Joel:''' Im sorry guys but I (Stutters), I kinda wanna do, I kanda wanna see Mothman. |
| 463 | --->'''Video:''' [[JumpScare Oppa gangnam style!]] |
| 464 | --->'''Joel:''' (Gasp) JESUS CHRIST!!......fucking hell. |
| 465 | *** Chat shows Joel a picture of the Mothman statue, but the image chat shows is a rear view of Mothmans... rear end, and as Joel full screens the image, the video in the back plays another random oppa gangnam style, getting a pretty great reaction out of Joel |
| 466 | *** Joel ends up accidentally running off of a cliff at one point, killing him before playing another oppa gangnam style. |
| 467 | --->'''Joel:''' (Runs off cliff) [[OhCrap Oh fuck!]] |
| 468 | --->'''(Presses a few keys in an attempt to save CJ, but to no avail, and hits the ground) |
| 469 | --->'''Joel:''' FUCK! |
| 470 | --->'''Video:''' Oppa gangnam style! |
| 471 | --->'''joel:''' [[SuddenlyShouting SHUT UP!!]] |
| 472 | * Joel's playthrough of ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII'' is full of absolutely amazing moments. |
| 473 | ** Joel finds a mic that is compatible with autotuning his voice, [[https://youtu.be/BZgvbz3bdAM?t=1284 and hilarity ensues.]] |
| 474 | ** In the midst of discovering the funny autotune mic's powers, he proceeds to sing Cher's Believe, Push it to The Limit, and Down with the Sickness, naturally, this results in hiliarious vocals, which cause Joel to [[{{Corpsing}} corpse]] a lot. |
| 475 | ** When chat calls him out on his preference to add milk before cereal, he responds by shoving the microphone [[https://youtu.be/BZgvbz3bdAM?t=7762 into a box of cornflakes as punishment.]] |
| 476 | --> '''Joel''': Who's the dumbass now, huh? Who's-who's the dumbass? Alright, now we're streamin', inside the cornflakes! |
| 477 | ** When Joel puts his mic in the cornflakes again, he gets cornflakes all over the floor and on his bed, and then he follows up with this hilarious anecdote relating to a previous Talk to Transformer stream. |
| 478 | --->'''Joel (autotuned):''' I fucking hate when Bits, I hate when Bits... ruin my life, alright? I do some stupid fucking 5 second joke and now I have to pay for it for weeks. [[ItMakesSenseInContext It's like that time when Stone Cold Steve Austin went over to my home, and now I have glass on the floor, now cornflakes on the floor.]] Fucking hell, alright? Goddamnit. |
| 479 | * Joel's first episode of his playthrough of ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV'' is full of golden moments. |
| 480 | ** Immediately after finishing the first mission, Joel has Niko buy a hotdog, and comments that this is his first real experience in America. He then goes to the beach, runs around while Music/TinyTim's ''Living In The Sunlight'' plays, then burns to death after touching a campfire barrel. |
| 481 | ** Joel chases an NPC around Firefly Projects for 20 minutes [[ItMakesSenseInContext to throw a camera at him]], then dies by getting lightly tapped by a taxi after trying to run away from a fist fight. |
| 482 | ** Joel demonstrates the [[GoodBadBugs Swingset Glitch]], and all the weird, wonderful and hilarious effects that can result. Much {{Corpsing}} ensues! |
| 483 | ** Even the trips towards the glitched swingset [[OnceAnEpisode at the end of each episode]] can be a riot. Who else would ride a taxi while eating a [[InsistentTerminology "glizzy"]] ([[RealIsBrown just a cropped png heavily desaturated to fit the game]]) [[GanglandDriveBy while being holding a pistol out from the back side]] ''[[RuleOfThree while]]'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vH0EcGyCCI a remix]] [[Creator/LapfoxTrax of the]] ''VideoGame/DaytonaUSA'' theme mixed with ''Music/LimpBizkit'' plays in the cab? |
| 484 | ** Before tackling the final mission, Joel messes around with some mods, one of which allows him to make Niko do any animation in the game. He pushes it to the limit by going on a helicopter tour, miming sexual acts with the pilot and performing pole dances outside the helicopter while in midair. |
| 485 | --->'''Joel:''' OOH! I WANNA SUCK DICK IN A HELICOPTER! |
| 486 | *** After a bit, Joel finally goes to start the mission, and upon arriving, Jimmy immediately asks Niko if he's seen "[[CallBack a fucking helicopter]]", causing Joel to completely lose his shit. |
| 487 | * In November 2021, Joel gave the UpdatedReRelease "definitive edition" of ''San Andreas'' on Nintendo Switch for a spin. To say the games were a PortingDisaster is an understatement in comparison to how he managed to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq03CWp_-OQ corrupt his save file]] by "[[ItMakesSenseInContext drink[ing] the fucking game to death]]". As in, for a laugh he decided to just drink Sprunks to get his money down to exactly $6000... but then carried on, leading to cans stacking beneath Carl, and his hand just vanishing. While playing pitched up [=80s=] rock tracks. After more than '''six-hundred cans''', the game crashes. And refuses to load back up. For even better timing, it crashing just as the chorus to "[[Music/{{Survivor|Band}} Eye of the Tiger]]" flares up. [[note]]This bug was present in every release version of ''San Andreas'', including the Definitive Edition. The bug itself is an overflow error involving each can of soda taking up an object slot, only unloading when you leave the area around the vending machine. Oddities include CJ's hand disappearing when he drinks around the ballpark of 100 sodas. It takes (in Joel's instance) 621 sodas to break the game and trigger the overflow error. The major issue was in relation to the Definitive Edition's Autosave Feature, '''[[GameBreakingBug bricking the entire savefile since it autosaved right when Joel drank the game-crashing soda!]]'''[[/note]] |
| 488 | [[/folder]] |
| 489 | |
| 490 | [[folder:The Political Machine 2016]] |
| 491 | * [[TwoWordsAddedEmphasis Four words]]: Joel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=919qvrvZKIU runs for president]]. To go into more detail... |
| 492 | ** Joel messes around with the CharacterCustomization options, creating all sorts of horrible abominations. He eventually decides to finalize a design and make his PlayerCharacter into [[PatrioticFervor "CHEESEBURGER FREEDOM MAN!!!"]], an insane, mentally challenged man whose entire body has an American flag pattern. His main motivation and idea for his campaign? [[TheStoner Legalizing weed]] and saving the bees. |
| 493 | *** His attempt to position the sword accessory [[SomethingElseAlsoRises inside Cheeseburger Freedom Man's crotch]]. |
| 494 | *** Joel maxing out Freedom Man's [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror "Fighting ISIS"]] stat. |
| 495 | ** Who's Freedom Man's opponent? you ask. Why, it's Creator/DonaldTrump! Joel slanders Donald Trump's campaign by claiming that Donald Trump doesn't want weed to be legalized. |
| 496 | *** Joel seriously considered playing as Donald Trump at the start of the stream, but not because of any sort of political opinions; he almost chose Donald Trump on the sole basis of him being "Meme Man." |
| 497 | ** The interview segment. All of it. Starting with the introduction where the talk show host mentions the "dangers of the Internet", to which Joel asks if [[CallBack they're going to download BonziBUDDY]]. Joel then purposefully picks the most ridiculous responses, which include [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I fear no scientists." and "More kung-fu training for everyone."]] |
| 498 | -->'''INTERVIEW DISASTER FOR FREEDOM MAN''' |
| 499 | --> ''Pundits wonder about the sanity of Freedom Man.'' |
| 500 | ** His speculation that the Intimidator will "[[MythologyGag punch breast cancer.]]" |
| 501 | ** The first moments of the game when he's at the title screen: |
| 502 | -->'''Joel:''' Who are you voting for this year? Are you voting for UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln, [[{{Mascot}} Eagle...man]], [[UsefulNotes/BernieSanders Corpse]], or [[UsefulNotes/HillaryRodhamClinton Woman]]? And hidden black guy [[labelnote:Note]]Ben Carson buried behind the game's title logo[[/labelnote]]. |
| 503 | ** This becomes more hilarious regarding Carson's little incident during a Republican debate.[[labelnote:Explanation]]Carson missed his cue to come on stage and ended up standing awkwardly in the rafters as the news cameras focused on him; the moment quickly became [[MemeticMutation memetic]] for the guy.[[/labelnote]] It's also HilariousInHindsight when the game updated to feature historical presidents as part of a campaign challenge, one of the contenders indeed being Abraham Lincoln himself. |
| 504 | ** The fact that ''Joel won the election'' [[AchievementsInIgnorance despite having no strategy or political knowledge whatsoever]] is hilarious in and of itself. |
| 505 | ** In a meta sense, the fact that a clip from this playthrough [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbc51llZPmc ended up on TV.]] |
| 506 | [[/folder]] |
| 507 | |
| 508 | [[folder:S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl]] |
| 509 | * [[https://youtu.be/qRbJruIqgnw?t=30 In the beginning of the stream]], Joel mentions that the protagonist Marked One/[[spoiler:Strelok]] has a "[[TitleDrop S.T.A.L.K.E.R.]]" tattoo on his arm, only to compare it with someone with a similar tattoo that says "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin Thenks mather for my life]]." |
| 510 | * Any scene where Joel disregards the game's setting in Ukraine [[RefugeInAudacity while potentially offending both Ukrainian and Russian viewers alike]]. |
| 511 | --> '''Joel''': Those kissable... Russian lips. |
| 512 | * While dispatching a group of Bandits at Cordon's vehicle station, Joel suddenly witnesses one of them suddenly "squatting" and catching him off-guard [[OhCrap much to the former's surprise]]. |
| 513 | --> '''Joel''': Oh, [[GratuitousRussian blyat]]! *Cue Joel shooting a Bandit* Oh fuck- Oh shit, guys watch out! *A friendly [=NPC=] gets killed by a Bandit armed with [[ShotgunsAreJustBetter a sawed-off TOZ-66]]* OH FUCK! ({{Beat}}) Oh... *Another Bandit suddenly pops up opening fire while crouching* '''OH SHIT!''' Holy shit, he squatted on me! What the fuck was that? Full-squat attack! |
| 514 | * [[https://youtu.be/qRbJruIqgnw?t=191 The segment]] where Joel plays an acoustic rendition of ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}'' theme song. |
| 515 | * [[https://youtu.be/qRbJruIqgnw?t=234 Upon reaching the railway bridge]], Joel gets confronted by a Military major guarding the area who will not let him pass [[CashGate unless paying in roubles without any repercussions]]. [[EpicFail The result is exactly what you would expect]]. |
| 516 | --> '''Kuznetsov''': This area is off limits, stalker. |
| 517 | --> '''Joel''': But I need to go there! |
| 518 | --> '''Kuzetsnov''': Tough luck. Unless you REALLY need to go, then the price is 500. |
| 519 | --> '''Joel''': *[[BoomHeadshot Kills Kuzetsnov by blasting his head]] with a TOZ-66 in point-blank range [[BullyingADragon only for the remaining Military troops to fight back]]* '''AH BLYAT!''' |
| 520 | ** After that, [[{{Corpsing}} he starts laughing]] after finding out that [[RidiculousExchangeRates 500 roubles is worth]] ''eight dollars''. |
| 521 | * [[https://youtu.be/qRbJruIqgnw?t=350 Joel's reaction]] when encountering a [[BodyHorror Flesh]], while referencing the "[[MemeticMutation Hog-calling Contest]]": |
| 522 | --> '''Joel''': Piggy! C'mere pig! *Cue Joel squealing while taunting a Flesh* |
| 523 | * While having a chat with Fox in order to find info about Strelok, Joel gets himself attacked by [[GoddamnedBats a horde of blind dogs]]. [[https://youtu.be/qRbJruIqgnw?t=397 In the end]], [[DisproportionateRetribution he deliberately kills Fox in cold blood]] for not helping him out to fending them off. |
| 524 | --> '''Fox''': Phew! We're done with those mutants! |
| 525 | --> '''Joel (furious)''': *Shoots Fox in the face* '''ASSHOLE!''' |
| 526 | * "When in doubt, when you're hungry in the zone [[ExtremeOmnivore just eat rifle]]! It just tastes like babushka made it." |
| 527 | * Before moving to Garbage, [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential Joel starts throwing metal bolts at an incapacitated Bandit while the poor bastard begs for help]]. |
| 528 | --> '''Joel''': *While sadistically laughing* Yeah! Not so fucking tough now, Bandit! |
| 529 | ** After getting gunned down by a trio of Bandits during a hostage situation, Joel admittedly calls it "[[LaserGuidedKarma Poetic karma]]". |
| 530 | * When arriving Agroprom, Joel dispatches one of the Military mooks and attempts to move ahead only to realize that there's like ''five of them left''. Then, [[EpicFail he gets killed while trying to take them down with]] [[LittleUselessGun a silenced Makarov PM]]. |
| 531 | --> '''Joel (in a rather silly tone)''': [[BlackComedy At least I died with my friends]]! |
| 532 | * "I have to remember what Dimitri told me: Never look back and never let dreams be memes... '''[[VideoGame/CounterStrike RUSH B]]!!!'''" |
| 533 | * After dying for the third time to the Military, Joel witnesses one of the [=NPCs=] [[ArtificialStupidity running around in circles while constantly holstering and unholstering their [=AKS=]-74]]. |
| 534 | * Meanwhile in Agroprom Underground, [[https://youtu.be/IZ0iNELmlds?t=90 Joel encounters a group of "Electro" anomalies]]. And then, [[SchmuckBait the unexpected happened]]. |
| 535 | --> '''Chat''': It's coming. |
| 536 | --> '''Joel''': What is coming? Stop it. *Cue Joel witnessing the "Electro" anomalies [[{{Understatement}} while the Detector is beeping at an alarming rate]]* I hate this... *[[TooDumbToLive And then Joel dies as the result]]* '''[[DidntThinkThisThrough JESUS]]!''' |
| 537 | * [[https://youtu.be/IZ0iNELmlds?t=102 Joel's first encounter with]] [[DemonicSpider a Bloodsucker]], which is enough [[JumpScare to make him jump off his chair]]. |
| 538 | * [[https://youtu.be/IZ0iNELmlds?t=179 Later, Joel attempts to break some steel boxes]] while being oblivious to a [[LongRangeFighter Controller]]'s presence [[YetAnotherStupidDeath as he gets killed]]. |
| 539 | --> '''Joel''': [[BigWhat WHAT]]?! What the fuck was that? |
| 540 | * [[https://youtu.be/IZ0iNELmlds?t=365 During the Arena]], Joel realizes that he quicksaved in a terrible situation [[UnintentionallyUnwinnable where he's bleeding out at critical health, rendering the sidequest unwinnable]] and had to reload a previous save that sends him ''right back to the beginning of Bar!'' |
| 541 | * "[[https://youtu.be/IZ0iNELmlds?t=437 We don't enter the house of Satan in the stream, we just don't.]]" |
| 542 | ** [[https://youtu.be/IZ0iNELmlds?t=526 Later after picking up an]] [[InfinityPlusOneSword [=RPG-7=]]], he tries to test the said weapon on a Bandit... '''[[ExplosiveStupidity IN CLOSE QUARTERS]]'''. |
| 543 | ---> '''Joel''': Killed them so hard, I fucking exploded the world. |
| 544 | * "[[https://youtu.be/F-b45qzc0Nc?t=21 Truly, the amazing animals of the Zone is doing their mating dance. This is sex.]]" |
| 545 | * [[https://youtu.be/F-b45qzc0Nc?t=33 While doing a sidequest that involves stealing a box from the army outpost]], he delivers this following quote [[CurbStompBattle right before getting caught off-guard by the Military]]. |
| 546 | --> '''Joel (in a FakeRussian accent)''': Sneaky Breeki, they will never catch the Blyatman at low profile. *One of the Military mooks spots Joel as the entire group guns him down* '''DOOH-EHHH-OHGOD!''' |
| 547 | ** Meanwhile, Joel witnesses a sign that warns him about the minefield as he misreads it as "Pizza". |
| 548 | * [[https://youtu.be/F-b45qzc0Nc?t=107 After successfully dispatching the whole outpost]] (aside from many ''MANY'' deaths), Joel comes up with something rather amusing: |
| 549 | --> '''Joel''': Oh, stick your tongue out. *Cue Joel sticking his tongue out while it's raining* Mmmm- [[CrossesTheLineTwice Why do I have two penis]]? |
| 550 | * "[[https://youtu.be/F-b45qzc0Nc?t=127 Definition of irony]], holy shit." |
| 551 | * [[https://youtu.be/F-b45qzc0Nc?t=475 Joel's]] (failed) attempt at [[SuicideAttack suicide bombing]] a group of Duty members with a grenade. |
| 552 | * [[https://youtu.be/80L9RvAYb8w?t=29 While the chat asks him to jump into a hole with an "Electro" anomaly at the bottom]], Joel deliberately falls into it and dies (while accompained by a "[[Platform/{{Roblox}} ROBLOX death sound]]"). |
| 553 | --> '''Joel''': [[Manga/TheEnigmaOfAmigaraFault This hole, it was made for me]]. |
| 554 | |
| 555 | [[/folder]] |
| 556 | |
| 557 | [[folder:The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion]] |
| 558 | |
| 559 | * Joel's playthrough marks the return of Bulk Bogan, who only wears a pair of ragged pants and only fights with his "MOOSKLES", i.e. hand-to-hand combat only. HilarityEnsues. |
| 560 | * At the start of the game, [[https://youtu.be/1WVS81R6mW8?t=1599Joel fails to take Valen Dreth's menacing monologue with the appropriate amount of gravitas]]. |
| 561 | ---> '''Bulk!Joel''': Yeis.. |
| 562 | ---> '''Valen Dreth''': My, my, you're a big one. A Nord, I'd guess, right? So strong... |
| 563 | ---> '''Bulk!Joel''': Yeiss.. |
| 564 | ---> '''Valen Dreth''': But you can't bend steel, can you, boy? You can't do ANYTHING to get out of here. |
| 565 | ---> '''Bulk!Joel''': Yeiss I can.. Mm M Mm.. |
| 566 | ---> '''Valen Dreth''': And those big muscles? They're going to waste away. |
| 567 | ---> '''Bulk!Joel''': MOOSKLAYS? |
| 568 | ---> '''Valen Dreth''': And when the end comes, you won't even have the strength to cry for your mother. |
| 569 | ---> '''Bulk!Joel''': Mama. |
| 570 | * Joel meets the Emperor. |
| 571 | ---> '''Emperor Septim''': You. I've seen you. |
| 572 | ---> '''Joel''': (Disturbed) Really!? |
| 573 | ---> '''Emperor Septim''': Let me see your face. |
| 574 | ---> '''Joel''': [[{{Gonk}} You don't wanna]]. |
| 575 | ---> '''Emperor Septim''': You are the one from my dreams. |
| 576 | ---> '''Joel''': You dream of ''me!?'' |
| 577 | * As the Emperor is leaving the cell and the guards are telling Joel to follow them, Joel is left awkwardly standing in the corner, until... |
| 578 | ---> '''Joel''': ''(Looking at the skeleton in the corner of the cell)'' [[ImAHumanitarian I ate my cellmate]]. I ate him. |
| 579 | ---> ''(Cue the guards moving on without any sign of concern)'' |
| 580 | * Joel finds himself being attacked by a highwayman he refused to pay. A guard is standing near them when the fight occurred. What does the guard do? [[https://youtu.be/HVvUeh7UhwY?t=2514 He runs off on the opposite direction]] to instead fight a mudcrab that was far away from where they are, and then fights the highwayman. |
| 581 | * ''Oblivion'' tends to crash a lot during the playthrough, but the most notable one comes from Joel's encounter with Aldos Othran, the Dunmer who sings the ear worm Cliff Racer song. Annoyed by him and a nearby beggar, [[https://youtu.be/KJ0FThLtaCI?t=6218 Joel punches Aldos mid-song]], which immediately crashes the game. |
| 582 | * Early on in the series, Joel steals meat from a pot, causing bandit archer to shoot arrows at him. Bulk just casually stands around as he gets pierced with arrows. |
| 583 | * In a shop, Joel shows just how silly people can act by touching a shopkeeper's bowl for less than a second. This somehow counts as a theft, and [[https://youtu.be/1WVS81R6mW8?t=4184 guards start swarming toward Bulk not too long after]]. During Bulk's escape in his ridiculous-looking crouch position, one guard makes what sounds to be complete gibberish, much to Joel's amusement. Mere seconds after, the game (as usual) crashes. |
| 584 | * Joel [[https://youtu.be/HGyOeMSw6nw?t=6895 discovers the house of one Jesan Sextius and decides to investigate]]. This kicks off a chain of events that ultimately conclude with Joel [[ItMakesSenseInContext trying to use Skooma to free himself from Sextius's bedroom]] after getting himself stuck on the man's desk. Throughout the ensuing four-minute ordeal, Joel attempts a variety of tactics to unglitch Bogan, ranging from sneaking to hammering his keyboard to taking Skooma. This last one [[HopeSpot actually works]] by ragdolling Bogan - [[KaizoTrap for a few seconds, and then the game teleports Bogan right back to his spot]]. Throughout this nonsense, Jesan Sextius stands next to Bogan and just.. watches, smiling, even though Bogan is technically trespassing. |
| 585 | * During one of the Fighter's Guild quests, Maglir has to tag along with Joel. During a fight with a bandit, Joel accidentally punches Maglir, which made Maglir hostile and [[LeeroyJenkins attack Joel without any regard to what's around him]]. This also attracts the attention of a guard who Joel resists arrest from. Pissed off, Joel decides to bring them along in his main quest to close the first Oblivion gate. Maglir makes it in with him and survived[[note]]He was actually knocked out a number of times but since he's an essential NPC at that point, he can't permanently die.[[/note]] the entire time. From there on out, Maglir becomes a sort of nemesis for Joel. Extra things that Joel does to Maglir include renaming him "Dumblir" and shrinking him down into who he renames "Bablir". |
| 586 | * In one of the Dark Brotherhood quests, Joel is tasked with murdering five people who have been tricked into attending a house party; as guests begin dying, the survivors try to deduce who the killer is. It comes to a head when Neville, a retired guard, not only walks in on Joel seconds after he commits a murder, but [[HorribleJudgeOfCharacter immediately trusts him to help find the killer]]. After a brief conversation, Neville races downstairs with [[{{Narm}} a ridiculous war cry]] to kill the last remaining guest. Said war cry was subtitled "Aaaaaiiiieee!", as in a scream. Neville's voice actor reads it ''verbatim''. He proceeds to walk past the other guest to pick up a sword lying in the corner, [[BaitAndSwitch only to decimate the other guest]] ''[[ShockAndAwe with a blast of lightning]]'' instead. Joel instantly loses it. The best part? The aforementioned guest is KilledMidSentence while he's saying [[{{Irony}} "So many people dead. I just don't know who to trust anymore."]] |
| 587 | * Joel's [[https://youtu.be/jT4TutkMgEA?t=4714 nighttime visit to Modryn Oreyn is one long chain of hilarity.]] To start with, Joel decides to ''break into his house in the middle of the night,'' waking him up to tell him about Maglir's latest shenanigans. Surprisingly, Modryn doesn't seem particularly phazed by this, so Joel waits until he goes back to sleep and ''immediately begins to burglarize his house''. After finishing, he decides to prank Modryn by placing a skull on his pillow as he sleeps; while he's in the process of placing it, [[OhCrap Modryn wakes up,]] causing Joel to leap back and stand at attention in front of his bed, stammering out an excuse as he backs out the door. He spends nearly a solid minute laughing his ass off over the whole incident. |
| 588 | -->'''Modryn:''' [[GetOut It's time for you to leave, my friend!]] |
| 589 | -->'''Joel (As Bulk):''' Sorree, I - it was.. prank! |
| 590 | [[/folder]] |
| 591 | |
| 592 | [[folder:Shareware Madness]] |
| 593 | ** Any time Joel changes the sound and image files for a game. |
| 594 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N33OJJEpKnM Part 1]] |
| 595 | *** A text adventure called ''Caverns of Chaos'' tells the player to "come back when you get some [[BallsGag balls]]!" on a game over, which causes Joel to laugh uncontrollably for a good few seconds. |
| 596 | *** A game entitled ''Hugo III'' causes Joel to freak out a bit when he realizes that it's not ''the'' [[Franchise/HugoTheTVTroll Hugo]] that Europeans remember. |
| 597 | ** Part 2 |
| 598 | *** Joel's second "shareware game" turns out to be an [=ISO=] full of religious-themed clip art. His reaction to it is a brief moment of bewilderment, followed by laughing, then spends several minutes editing said clip art in Microsoft Paint to humorous effect. One such example is a sentient church with legs and a face that gets its smile turned upside down into a frown, along with Joel giving an illustration of a demon's silhouette googly eyes. The best example, however, might be when he gives the whale from the story of Jonah and the Whale angry eyebrows and makes it say "GET OUT AND STAY OUT". |
| 599 | ** Part 3 |
| 600 | *** Some people have taken to calling this episode an impromptu Windows Destruction stream, given how many times games outright break or give Joel and his audience SensoryAbuse, with the grand prize winner going to all the horrible beeping noises. |
| 601 | *** At one point, Joel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFAVCwpXzps&t=6007 finds a .zip file called "Condom"]], and to his dismay is successfully able to unzip it. All it contains is a plain text file with condom-related RhymesOnADime with lots of UnusualEuphemism. Joel's laughter gets more raucous the more of the file he reads. |
| 602 | --->Cover your stump before you hump.\ |
| 603 | Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.\ |
| 604 | Don't be a loner, cover that boner.\ |
| 605 | You can't go wrong if you shield your dong[[labelnote:*]]Which Joel quickly turns into "You can't go wrong if you expand dong"[[/labelnote]]. |
| 606 | ** Part 7 |
| 607 | *** ''Mr. Matt'', which Joel quickly modifies with his own sound effects: |
| 608 | ---> '''Joel''': Alright, let's enjoy this fine game. |
| 609 | ---> '''Game!Joel''': '''''[[NoIndoorVoice TIME TO BLAST THAT ASS! WHOOOOOP!]]''''' |
| 610 | *** "[[CallBack Tornàdo]] [[Funny/VinesauceJoelWindowsDestruction Twister.]]" |
| 611 | ** Part 8 |
| 612 | *** Joel comes across ''[=TetFun 2000 World Championship=]'', a shareware ''[[VideoGame/{{Tetris}} Tetris]]'' clone, and customizes the living hell out of it. Results include the enthusiastic voice of Joel announcing when a piece has dropped and singing in Kermit the Frog's voice about "Tetris 2000", how much fun the player will have and that they will get the "big tetris diarrhea" afterwards. |
| 613 | --->''"Wow, you got the Tetris! Wow, you're the best! WOOO! WOOOOOO!! TETRIIIIISSS!!!"'' |
| 614 | *** When editing ''[=TetFun=]'', Joel changes the sound played at the beginning of the game to an incredibly slowed and pitched down clip of him saying "Tetris 2000". Unfortunately, he discovers during the following stream that in doing so, he ended up replacing ''one of the sound effects in the OS'', meaning that whenever a notification from the system pops up, he is occasionally met with the sound of '''''"TETRIS TWO THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!"''''' in a compressed and boomingly deep voice. |
| 615 | ** Part 9 |
| 616 | *** Joel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OZKeRRyvrc&t=4840s tries to sing gibberish]] over [[Music/{{Nickelback}} "Photograph"]], only to undergo a fit of {{Corpsing}} that results in him wheezing while laughing so hard that he struggles to breathe. |
| 617 | --->"SC-[INTENSE WHEEZING]" |
| 618 | *** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz7mku1N7WY&t=1m37s His second attempt]] goes far better: |
| 619 | ---->''Skulni meladoot''\ |
| 620 | ''Skooni magnuga doot''\ |
| 621 | ''Brrapoot diddly--diddly dips''\ |
| 622 | ''Ga skoobiddy bibidi bips'' |
| 623 | *** Joel finds an educational game called ''Color Fun'', which makes Joel laugh due to its simple graphics and bizarre voice samples. |
| 624 | ---->'''Color Fun:''' This is the color ''red!'' |
| 625 | ---->''(Joel intentionally clicks the wrong answer and a fart sound plays)'' |
| 626 | ---->'''Joel:''' ''(bursts out laughing)'' '''''AHAHAHAHAHA! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!''''' No, it's-- it's just like, ''(gets very close to the mic)'' '''''PPPHBTTT.''''' |
| 627 | *** Joel then goes into the files and changes them, replacing the calm-sounding voice of the instructor with Joel's aggressive, [[ClusterFBomb swear-filled]] screaming. Now, whenever the game is played, instead of hearing, "This is the color...", players will now hear... |
| 628 | ----> '''Joel:''' '''YO, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS! WHAT GODDAMN COLOR IS THIS!? HUH!? YOU FUCKING BLIND MOTHERFUCKER! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, COMIN' HERE AND SHITTING IN MY MAILBOX, PLAYING MY GODDAMN VIDEO GAMES!? YOU'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT COLORS, YOU... YOU DUMB FORESKIN!'' |
| 629 | ----> '''Joel:''' '''IT'S ''BLUUUUE!'' ...IT'S ''GODDAMN GREEN!''''' |
| 630 | *** Later on, Joel discovers that a game called ''Botz'' uses the same file names for sound effects as ''Color Fun''. So.... |
| 631 | *** Joel comes across ''Castle of the Winds,'' and while looking in the game’s files, finds a file mentioning that a company named ''Creator/EpicGames''. Imagine his realization that the company also made a [[VideoGame/{{Fortnite}} certain shooter game.]] |
| 632 | ** Part 10 |
| 633 | ** Part 11: |
| 634 | *** The beginning of the stream is hilarious with Joel messing with ViaVoice like he did in the Windows 98 Destruction, first time around he starts yelling random gibberish with a [[FunetikAksent crazy Swedish accent]], the the second time around however, things get really good, with Joel going absolutely apeshit, making [[SensoryAbuse overly loud noises at the microphone]], interjecting with things like: [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Luigi goes to the circus. Luigi has a pizza pie."]] |
| 635 | ** Part 13: |
| 636 | *** Joel plays ''VideoGame/{{Boppin}}'' and discovers that one of the characters is named "Yeet". The funniest part is how Joel switches from just reading the text normally to screaming in the middle of reading the name. |
| 637 | ----> ''[Reading on-screen text]'' "What do you mean, Yee'''''[[SuddenlyShouting eeeeeeeeeeeeeeet]]?!''''' |
| 638 | *** One of the games on the disk is ''The Flintstones''. Joel does his best to [[NeverLiveItDown avoid saying the obvious]]. |
| 639 | ----> "Say the line? The line? What line? ''[long silence]'' The thing... ''[long silence]'' '''''They're dangerously cheesy!''''' |
| 640 | *** Fred's sprite while crouching looks like he's doing... something else. |
| 641 | ----> "I do like when Fred assumes the position. ''[imitating Fred's voice]'' Yeah, Barn, nothing like gettin' bopped down in the sewer, y'know what I mean, Barn? ''[imitating Barney]'' Well, gee, I don't know, Fred... ''[Fred]]'' Yeah, Barn! Nothin' like gettin' Yabba-Dabba-D-" |
| 642 | *** While playing a game called ''Ghost'', Joel notices that one of the options on the main menu is "[[SchmuckBait Sex]]". Selecting it brings up a screen where the game's developers beg you to send them money, complete with sob-story. Which Joel then reads while [[SoundtrackDissonance playing music from]] ''VideoGame/SuperMario64''. |
| 643 | ---> Due to the endless nights of work, Mario's '''''[[pink:sex]]'''''ually unsatisfied wife left him and his six children. I myself started drinking, lost my job, and can no longer pay off my Ferrari - oh yes, and my dog got ill and died. |
| 644 | ** Part 23: |
| 645 | *** While messing around with a dinosaur-themed spelling game [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp4KSpMPtsY he ends up with a screen saying two words he missed "BALLS OVER", shocking him so much his voice briefly changes to a similar voice he had when he saw Grand Dad.]] |
| 646 | ** Part 26: |
| 647 | *** Joel finds an average car racing game called "Super Speed" and while digging through the game, he finds a phone number that leads to the developer's order line for the game. As Joel calls it, to his booming laughter, he finds out that the number was bought out and turned into a [[spoiler: [[IntimateTelecommunications phone sex hotline]]]]. |
| 648 | [[/folder]] |
| 649 | |
| 650 | [[folder:Travelogues]] |
| 651 | * After a four month hiatus from his main channel, Joel released a new compilation video: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSmJ-WRJkBI a compilation video of his trip to Japan]]. It is exactly as spectacular as it sounds. |
| 652 | ** Joel's initial hesitation to get on the plane and waiting in anguish for the take-off. When the plane is finally in the air, Joel decides it's not that bad... except now he's bored. |
| 653 | ** A billboard in the airport yields this gem: |
| 654 | -->[[JapanesePoliteness I said "Arigato"]], [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything she replied "Bu Ke Qi"]][[note]]"You're welcome" in Chinese[[/note]] |
| 655 | --> [[BlatantLies "Translators [sic] Note: Bukkake means "happy birthday" in Japanese"]] |
| 656 | ** Frank's gagging noise is a RunningGag, often in response to Joel's random questions. |
| 657 | ** [[{{Fanboy}} Joel geeks the hell out]] when he sees a large collection of ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'' volumes in a manga shop, as well as a ''[[VideoGame/JoJosBizarreAdventureHeritageForTheFuture Heritage For The Future]]'' cabinet in an arcade. For the latter, he spent almost $60 on playing it. |
| 658 | ** The GratuitousEnglish that Joel comes across amuses him, almost right from the start of his time in Japan, as seen when he found a can of [[EmphasizeEverything BOSS]] coffee at a local 7/11. The biggest example is a restaurant menu that's littered with innuendo, such as claiming that [[BuxomBeautyStandard men who like "big breasts"]] will enjoy the meat breasts, and one particular item literally being called "penis". |
| 659 | ** At one point, Joel begins filming a random pigeon. In the highlights video, he admits through on-screen text that he has no idea why! |
| 660 | ** Joel's experience with playing ''Franchise/StreetFighter'' in an arcade against another player is told through [[StylisticSuck poorly made drawings]]. |
| 661 | ** Joel's trip to Japan ends with him and Frank going to sing at a karaoke bar to sing anime songs, which prompts Joel to see if there's any Metal he could sing. They get a promising track which they set up with a pretty impressive dual MetalScream... which gets ruined immediately as the song turns out to be a ''MIDI'', causing Frank to laugh too hard to continue. |
| 662 | * After a couple weeks of not streaming, Joel decided to show his viewers the biggest video he ever made. Initially leading his viewers on to thinking it was "something Ghostbusters related" (it was, in its own way), the opening revealed something far grander than his audience could have imagined: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S42aHYqFww8 Joel Goes to America: The Movie]] |
| 663 | ** After the opening, the video begins with Joel going on a plane to Stockholm, his first stop. Joel gets in his seat... and a guy is de-icing the plane, which Joel edited with [[ToiletHumour pissing noises]]. |
| 664 | ** After he lands... |
| 665 | --->'''Joel''': I really hate going to Stockholm. But hey, I've been to America already! ''(camera points to a UsefulNotes/McDonalds)'' |
| 666 | ** Eight hours in on his second flight (from Stockholm to Newark, New Jersey), he gets bored to the point where he sees the SAS logo of his airline as ASS. |
| 667 | ** After arriving and settling into his hotel room, he started watching the television. |
| 668 | --->'''Football commentator''': ...you have the selfish culture of giving the ball up to teammates and getting on the floor for loose balls. |
| 669 | --->'''Joel''': [[AccidentalInnuendo Ew.]] |
| 670 | ** After showing brief clips of an [[TheLoinsSleepTonight ED]] ad and an ad where Music/{{Ludacris}} was [[https://youtu.be/0Bk2U0hp5wY?t=28 eating Jif peanut butter straight from the jar]] (which Joel then combined), Joel encountered another ad which prompted him to give a NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer beforehand. It was an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqSs58KZ6MQ ad]] for the antivirus software PC Matic which contains blatant use of stock footage, mentions of obsolete versions of Windows (as far back as XP), and is constantly punctuated by a xenophobic "Made in America" vibe. Joel ended up having some fun reediting it. |
| 671 | --->'''Spokeswoman''': The other antiviruses are made in foreign countries...\ |
| 672 | ''(Video pauses and an alarm briefly plays)''\ |
| 673 | '''Spokeswoman''': ...some where the ransomware originates.\ |
| 674 | ''(Alarm plays faster as UsefulNotes/{{Norway}} is pointed out on a map.)'' |
| 675 | ** The next morning... |
| 676 | --->'''Joel''': Waking up in the glorious city of New York City. It's so beautiful! (Camera points to his view of a dilapidated building, cue foghorn.) |
| 677 | *** As if to add the icing on the cake, the building in question just so happens to have the phrase [[LosingHorns "womp womp"]] graffitied on it. |
| 678 | ** Joel described how for his first day in NYC, he decided to "enjoy the views, take in a little bit of the culture, and mingle with the locals," which are respectively paired with shots of dilapidated buildings, piles of trash on the sidewalk, and [[CallBack another pigeon that he filmed]]. |
| 679 | ** Joel approaches a trio of men on the street and immediately asks them what a [[InherentlyFunnyWords "glizzy"]] is, which cracks them up. He then asks them where the best hot dog in NYC was, and none of them were in agreement. |
| 680 | --->'''Joel''': But luckily for me, these walking stereotypes put me in the right direction. New York City's best hot dog.\ |
| 681 | ''(An out-of-tune kazoo rendition of [[Film/HomeAlone "Somewhere in My Memory"]] plays as Joel shows a rather mediocre dog.)''\ |
| 682 | '''Joel''': ''[[SarcasmMode The greatest of all time!]]''[[note]]Even though Joel didn't point out the place by name, If you [[FreezeFrameBonus pause at the right moment]] you can see that he's standing next to a hot dog stand called "John's Famous Hot Dogs". While it has a fair amount of positive reviews on Google, the negative ones called the dogs overpriced and nothing special.[[/note]] |
| 683 | ** While observing various souvenir statuettes, Joel comes across a particularly standout trinket and reacts accordingly: |
| 684 | --->'''Joel''': Wow...\ |
| 685 | ''(Camera pans up to a bobblehead of UsefulNotes/BarackObama)''\ |
| 686 | '''Joel''': Creator/VinDiesel! |
| 687 | ** Disappointed in the hot dog, Joel went on to "New York City's best burgers" (read: [=McDonalds=])/ |
| 688 | --->'''Joel''': [[BlatantLies Truly the best America had--]] okay finefinefine! I'll stop messing around. I'm sorry. |
| 689 | ** After eating his burger, Joel pulled his phone out and started recording. A guy in the distance began singing [[Music/{{Survivor|Band}} Eye of the Tiger]]... rather poorly. |
| 690 | --->BACK ON THE\ |
| 691 | STREETS\ |
| 692 | TOOK MY TIME\ |
| 693 | TOOK MY\ |
| 694 | BULLSHIT?\ |
| 695 | [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped ?????]] |
| 696 | ** While buying some New York-style pizza, Joel discovers that the menu on the wall includes artichoke pizza as an option, which wouldn't be too out of the ordinary... except it was right next to a first aid flyer for choking victims. Post-trip Joel promptly cuts and pastes the "artichoke pizza" text below the poster's illustration of a choking man. |
| 697 | ** During another walk around the streets, Joel takes the time to point out how New York's dumpsters specifically warn against playing in them, before voicing his enthusiasm for their "free zoos"... while pointing at a poster warning about a rat infestation. |
| 698 | ** After hanging around NYC for a bit, Joel heads over to New Jersey. Literally the first thing he shows is his baffled reaction to an ''VideoGame/AmongUs'' plushie he saw in someone's car. |
| 699 | ** Joel has some fun riffing on American groceries. Among other things, he calls Cheetos "American dinner," asks to sterilize himself after seeing a ''VideoGame/HaloInfinite'' ad on a box of Hot Pockets, has a [[MemeticMutation MUG moment]], and gets so pissed off at the very existence of Swedish Fish that he buys a bag, riffs on the taste of the stuff, and abandons it on the sidewalk. |
| 700 | ** Joel eventually manages to find, of all things, the ''Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}}'' firehouse, and decides to pay NYC back for his enjoyment of it by leaving, you guessed it, [[https://www.discogs.com/release/19910554-Vargskelethor-Super-Ghostbusters a CD-R]] of ''Music/SuperGhostbusters''.[[labelnote:*]]Joel later revealed it was actually just a George Harrison CD with the Super Ghostbusters cover on it[[/labelnote]] Joel then wonders what'll happen if/when someone picks it up, quickly cutting to an edit of [[https://youtu.be/L34S4Tt1EuQ InnerFidelity's Ultrasone Edition 10 headphone review]] with selections from the album playing over his anguished reactions. |
| 701 | ** Joel finally manages to meet Vinny in person for the first time, and the first thing we see of the two are them discussing the proper way to eat a cannoli, all the while cracking innuendo jokes about it. |
| 702 | ** While at an arcade, Joel decides to show Vinny an easy way to cheese fights in ''VideoGame/StreetFighterII''... and immediately gets his ass handed to him by Vinny [[HoistByHisOwnPetard with that exact technique]]. Later, Joel attempts to try the strategy against Mike... only for Mike to successfully use it against him instead. |
| 703 | ** While in Florida, Joel and Frank go to IKEA. Between constantly riffing on the store's broken Swedish, Joel decides to [[FunnyForeigner pretend he can't speak English]] while they visit IKEA's "Swedish" café. [[https://youtu.be/S42aHYqFww8?t=1465 The result must be seen to be believed]]. |
| 704 | --->'''Joel''' ''(Speaking Swedish)'': How much is the meatballs?\ |
| 705 | '''IKEA Employee''': ''What''?\ |
| 706 | '''Frank''': [[BlatantLies I'm sorry, he doesn't speak English]].. Can we get a meatball platter?\ |
| 707 | ...\ |
| 708 | '''IKEA Employee''': Anything else?\ |
| 709 | '''Joel''': Uh, bröwnsauce! |
| 710 | ** One of the last things Joel does before leaving for home is visiting an American shooting range with Frank. What target do they use? [[TakeThat A box of Boston Market brand 'Swedish' meatballs]]. |
| 711 | [[/folder]] |
| 712 | [[folder:Everything Else]] |
| 713 | * "This is...[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB9tR1NunqU Ooooh no]], [[ThisIsGonnaSuck no no]], [[{{Film/Inception}} it's oooh an Inception]]! [[DrosteImage Inception! Inceptioneption! (no no!) Inception! Inceptioneption! (no no!) Inception!]]" |
| 714 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWv-ehBpC0o Joel plays some audio from the hentai]] ''Temptation'' into a stream of ''VideoGame/HalfLife2 Episode 2'', voiced by none other than Creator/DanGreen, better known for voicing [[Anime/SonicX Knuckles]] and [[Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie Mewtwo]], and Creator/CarrieKeranen, best known for voicing Casca in the 1997 adaptation of ''Manga/{{Berserk}}''. |
| 715 | ---> '''Dan Green''': Now CLUCK LIKE A CHICKEN! |
| 716 | ---> '''Carrie Keranen''': W-what? |
| 717 | ---> '''Dan Green''': A CHICKEN! NOW! |
| 718 | ---> '''Carrie Keranen''': Ah -- Bawk, bawk bawk! |
| 719 | ---> '''Joel:''' *Raucous laughter* |
| 720 | * Joel meets [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLll5X0uI4s the Space Reaper]] in ''VideoGame/{{Shadowgate}}''. |
| 721 | * Joel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNxHUfGc3gE playing]] VideoGame/ShadowPresident, and deciding to [[NukeEm nuke]] Norway. A fine example of VideoGameCrueltyPotential, even with the [[{{Understatement}} "provocative ramifications"]]. |
| 722 | ** Joel is prompted to enter the amount of nukes launched, and quickly discovers that the maximum possible amount is way past eleven. |
| 723 | --->'''Joel:''' Do it! Missiles to launch... *starts clicking* Do... Ohohoho! *number of nukes starts to rise ''very'' fast* [[BigOMG Oh my god!]] No! *laughter* Holy shit! *number finally stops at ''five thousand''* ''[[NoKillLikeOverkill Five thousand fucking nukes?]]'' Do it! |
| 724 | --->'''Game:''' [[CaptainObvious Bad idea.]] |
| 725 | --->'''Joel:''' NUH-UH! MM-MM! Norway has to '''''DIEEE!!!''''' |
| 726 | ** "Bye-bye, Norway! See ya! ''(laughs)'' Oops!" |
| 727 | ** Shortly after nuking Norway, Joel was informed he had a ZeroPercentApprovalRating and terrorists were issuing death threats. [[TemptingFate He laughed off the prospect of "Norwegian ninjas", and was assassinated shortly thereafter]]. |
| 728 | ** HilariousInHindsight: Dan Deacon's ''"Drinking Out Of Cups"'' has been on the auto-play since forever. It includes a passage that chat often interprets as "Norway, get real". |
| 729 | * Joel screaming 'GRATIS-SOFORTZUGRIFF' [[https://youtu.be/ahFwqwYY8M8?t=612 in this stream]]. |
| 730 | * Joel's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXa0t91gawk Mario]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGGLsKc13mw Paint]] stream gives us the magnificence that is Quario. |
| 731 | * In a wonderful bit of timing, a few minutes after Joel was warning the viewers to not download [=Project64=] version 2.0 (or 2.1) because of it containing malware, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7xt7diZMFQ his Majora's Mask stream]] comes to an early abrupt halt due to '''his computer blue screening'''. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aHnQSXH6-o&t=12726s At least one person noted the irony.]] |
| 732 | -->'''Joel''': (random noise)--Shut up, man. |
| 733 | * Joel spending over ''10 minutes'' trying to smoke a pipe in a [[https://youtu.be/KxJ5NoELNsA?t=8m16s LOTR text game]]. |
| 734 | ** "Put pipeweed in Frodo." |
| 735 | -->'''Game Text:''' ''You try to put in Frodo the pipewe but you can't.''\ |
| 736 | '''Joel:''' *[[{{Corpsing}} losing it]]* This is fucking stupid! |
| 737 | ** And then he gives the pipe to Frodo, but Frodo refuses to give it back, so Joel [[DisproportionateRetribution kills Frodo]], takes the pipe back and continues smoking it. |
| 738 | -->'''Joel:''' *types* [[AC:Frodo Smoke Pipe.]] |
| 739 | -->'''Frodo:''' [[AC:Sorry but I don't know how to do that.]] |
| 740 | -->'''Joel:''' *types* [[AC:Take Pipe From Frodo]] |
| 741 | -->'''Game text:''' ''You try to take the old wooden pipe but Frodo has it.'' |
| 742 | -->'''Joel:''' Oh he's hogging the bong! He's hogging the bong! He's hogging the bong! What a faggot. *promptly kills Frodo, takes pipe and smokes pipe.* |
| 743 | -->'''Joel:''' *nearly losing it* [[AC: Take Pipe.]] [[AC: Smoke Pipe.]] |
| 744 | -->'''Joel:''' *utterly losing it* Oh my god, I killed Frodo because he was hogging the bong! |
| 745 | ** "Smoko Frodo" |
| 746 | * Joel and the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPoI-un5y40 infinite vomiting]] glitch in VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater. He keeps interrupting Big Boss' vomiting animation to make him try to open a door then cancels THAT into the puke animation for a huge amount of gunk. Highlights include a corrupted Snake Eater theme playing, the presence of the Brazzers logo, vomiting on an unconscious Raikov, two fan pics (one animated) of Big Boss puking his guts out and a cameo from Ocelot at the end. |
| 747 | * Joel decides to play VideoGame/HalfLife1... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JCnn22EqLw with an Atari 2600 controller]]. |
| 748 | * Joel playing ''VideoGame/DongDongNeverDie''. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnl7VpOf9L0 It needs to be seen to be believed]]. |
| 749 | ** His reaction to Sheng Hua Nan, the gas mask guy...and his resemblance to Rev. |
| 750 | -->'''Joel:''' AND REV!! We have Rev!![..] It's fuckin' ''Rev''! |
| 751 | ** Joel is about to fight Jian Ci Lang, the fat construction worker...and his ''Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar'' BGM. |
| 752 | -->'''Joel:''' And this guy. Fatty Old [=McTits=]. I guess. ''[Match begins. Jian's BGM plays...and it's "Ai Wo Torimodose."]'' '''''OH SHIT!!!''''' Are you kidding me!? ''Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar''?! '''''YEAH, BOY!''''' |
| 753 | ** Joel finds out Xiao Pan (the guy with the [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Autobot]] T-shirt) is [[Franchise/StreetFighter Guile]]. |
| 754 | -->'''Joel:''' You can't hit ''Asian AMERICA!'' |
| 755 | -->'''Joel:''' [after beating Xiao Pan] Go home and be an Asian man! |
| 756 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws2s0eSWANg#t=233 Joel tells stories about Minus, a cat he had when he was two.]] His description of it as "surreal" is spot on. |
| 757 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTn0hRqiM8Q Alligator Titty Arcade Madness]]. Joel plays some arcade games. |
| 758 | ** "...If the... car driver would scream as this is going on, it would be even better, so you know what?" ''<cue ludicrous speed driving as [[VideoGame/SeriousSam a headless kamikaze screams]]>'' "I think they're having a stroke." |
| 759 | ** The moment the video was named for: Joel plays ''VideoGame/TheFirstFunkyFighter'' and encounters ''female alligators with breasts''. He is dumbstruck. |
| 760 | *** "Wha-wha-'''WHAT'''? Alligators with ti--''WHAT'S GOING ON''?" |
| 761 | *** "What do you say Johnny, would you? Johnny would. Johnny would. But Johnny's also a crackhead." |
| 762 | ** Joel also plays ''VideoGame/TrioThePunch'', and, as expected of a game of [[QuirkyWork its type]], it confuses him to no end. |
| 763 | *** "Get away from me Sanders, you done too much crack!" |
| 764 | *** Later, he fights a boss that is literally Colonel Sanders. "Oh my god, I was joking about Colonel Sanders before!" |
| 765 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o1UF0ym0s0 Joel attempting to play a poorly designed text adventure called 'African Adventure']] with almost every command he inputs being rejected. He starts to get hilariously annoyed and confused with the game. He resorts to asking it 'what' in various languages, swearing at the game in Swedish, and at one point typing in [[CallBack 'Kill Frodo']] in his confusion. And then he finds out, through discovering the creator's notes on the game, that the creator ''deliberately'' didn't add in a StatusLine and made the point values arbitrary. The whole experience is crowned by him calling the creator the "Phil Fish of DOS", along with adding '''one sentence''' to the notes: |
| 766 | -->[[TakeThat Suck my dick, choke on it.]] |
| 767 | ** Ultimately, Joel's experience in the game can amount to the main protagonist standing naked in his room, trying feebly to walk over towards a book, and a native throws a spear at our hero. Our hero then starts screaming at his pajamas, and finally starts yelling random lines and curses in different languages. |
| 768 | * [[TwoWordsAddedEmphasis Two words]]: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFmK5Jgd19g Drunk Joel]]. |
| 769 | ** While trying to look up the 13th episode of the 1993 [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure JoJo]] OVA on Dailymotion, one of the search results Joel gets is... [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhk0sn_grand-jojo-la-mer-du-nord-1993_music this]]. |
| 770 | --->'''Joel''': (slurring slightly) What the fuck i--That's not "The World"! Who the fuck are you, you fucking asshole?! |
| 771 | ** Joel being genuinely upset over Dio kicking with his bad leg. |
| 772 | ** And, for the finale, two more words: [[http://vargskelethor.tumblr.com/post/124121974383/the-result-of-drinking-with-vinesauce-chat-and Drunk. Karaoke]]. |
| 773 | ** Joel is ''still mad'' about Dio kicking with his bad leg, leading to [[http://vargskelethor.tumblr.com/post/140770275698/preview-of-a-new-song this]]: |
| 774 | -->'''Joel (singing to the tune of "[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Sono Chi Da Sadame]]"):''' "It doesn't matter how you try to explain iiiiiit, ''andmanohmanthisshitgetsme,'' Dio kicked with his ba-ad leg! ''DON'T SKIP LEG DAY!''" |
| 775 | * Joel ad-libbing [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Dio]] and [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse Skeletor's]] [[http://vargskelethor.tumblr.com/post/92846936888/dio-and-skeletors-bizarre-adventure-im-sorry Bizarre Adventure]]. Especially since Dio's always been an example of EvilSoundsDeep, but Joel gives him a shrill [[EvilBrit British accent]], and a serious case of DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch. |
| 776 | -->'''Joel (as Dio):''' "[[WhoNamesTheirKidDude Wot kinda bloody stupid name is Jotaro?]]" |
| 777 | * For 4/20/2016, Joel played a collection of games about drugs, such as ''VideoGame/WallyBearAndTheNoGang''. In the midst of it, he [[https://youtu.be/Pp-0kEYGhPk?t=1302 brings up]] the bizarre Wrestling/CaptainLouAlbano "go to hell before you die" PSA. Then he edits the ending "Just Say No" to say "Just Say Yis" (there was no E). But then, he realizes he can make it say something ''else...'' |
| 778 | ** [[http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/117/890/f4a.jpeg "YOU'RE CRAP"]] |
| 779 | * Joel playing ''VideoGame/WayOfTheSamurai 4'', or The Adventures of Dr. Pepper Chan. |
| 780 | ** "Naked. Ohhhh yeahhhh baybeh." |
| 781 | ** His abuse of the [[VirtualPaperDoll rather advanced]] character editing tools to give his character a sake jug as a hat, and have one "inside" its butt. |
| 782 | *** Later on, Joel gives him a conveniently placed jar to "expand dong". |
| 783 | ** His character's mission to create his own dojo spawned numerous [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure DoJo's Bizarre Adventure]] jokes in the chat. |
| 784 | ** His reaction to the HotCoffeeMinigame is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guFTJ_t1VyQ priceless]]. It might be the first time Joel was legitimately confused by what was happening on-stream. |
| 785 | ** He gives dojo fights alternate soundtracks, such as, of course, [[Memes/StreetFighter Guile's Theme]]. |
| 786 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw7FaBM2ayo Joel takes a look at some terrible Xbox indie games.]] |
| 787 | ** This quote is not in the highlights video, but it's still funny. |
| 788 | -->'''Joel''': Oh, ''Really Scary''! ...Really now? Can I get a guarantee on that? |
| 789 | ** "wAS eht YOO!?" |
| 790 | ** Joel's completely monotone reaction to the spider first appearing. |
| 791 | ** *Ding dong* "Is that the pizza man?" *Ding dong DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG* "Okay JESUS CALM DOWN." |
| 792 | *** "Oh, my fleshlight has arrived." |
| 793 | ** Joel realizing his minimap sprite in ''Medieval Zombies'' is a penis. |
| 794 | ** ''Flappy Monkey''. Flappy Bird, but you can poop on things. |
| 795 | *** '''''"Was it not your sin or the crap that you feel?''''' |
| 796 | ** Joel imagines the protagonist of ''Dead Sea'' surviving the events of the game and recounting them to her grandchildren when she's old. |
| 797 | --> '''Joel!Grandma:''' And I did the Macarena underwater against 50 million sharks! It was a bad day not to have tampons. |
| 798 | ** "Okay stealth, go! Blblblblblblblblblblbl..." |
| 799 | ** Joel predicted that ''Dead Sea 2'' would have a [[SharkMan shark on two legs]]. [[https://youtu.be/Uw7FaBM2ayo?t=7m45s Ask, and you shall receive.]] |
| 800 | * [[StylisticSuck Joel's attempt]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBX9eomggus at "playing"]] VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys. |
| 801 | * Joel [[https://youtu.be/RcdahFU2BOs?t=23s plays]] ''VideoGame/TheYouTestament'' and creates "Franchise/{{Batman}} Christ". |
| 802 | ** The adventures of Vinny Christ: [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Getting high as fuck, being kicked in the balls enough times that he goes cross-eyed, incinerating people, and general Joel-ocity]]. And when Vinny dies on the cross, Joel sorrowfully serenades him with [[Wrestling/HulkHogan "Hulkster in Heaven"]]. |
| 803 | * In ''VideoGame/BlackMesa'', Joel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6-gm5u0tSA covers a pizza box in blood]], then manages to [[LudicrousGibs gib Barney with it]]! |
| 804 | * At the end of one stream, Joel completely breaks down into hysterical giggling upon discovering [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbW2P_3wAHM somebody had been spamming the Vinesauce booru with pictures of horse dicks]]. |
| 805 | * After having had his channel stolen by a [[{{Troll}} troll]] for nearly a week and losing 10 to 20 percent of his subscribers, Joel made his triumphant return to [=YouTube=]. What did he have to say about the whole incident? |
| 806 | -->'''Joel:''' "Well that was fucking stupid, wasn't it?" |
| 807 | * Videogame/TheSims3's[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G2CC2ZZUXg The Fall of Frooby]], starring a Sim based on Fred, but with exaggerated facial features. From a maid stealing Frooby's TV (but she didn't steal the console), Frooby kissing the maid in bed and then killing her shortly afterwards, to Frooby pulling a psychotic killing spree. |
| 808 | * Joel's October 2018 stream of ''VideoGame/TheSims1'' is four hours of sweat, tears, and hilarity. |
| 809 | ** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc0baiM17Nc first hour and a half]] is spent on Joel trying to get the game to run. He takes numerous suggestions from Twitch chat on what to do and after a few failed attempts, he decides to build up every attempt to the theme of ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture''. |
| 810 | ** It's only after that hour and a half of setup where Joel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Sa_pfByQw finally gets]] ''The Sims'' running. From there, he sets up a family consisting of a Sim of himself and the Devil living together in a tiny home. He wastes no time tormenting them with blocked-off boomboxes that play country music non-stop, both inside the house and outside on their lawn. The Sims then go into a nasty cycle of being unable to sleep due to never-ending loud country music and waking up to go about their day, only to collapse due to exhaustion. |
| 811 | ** Joel later messes around with the Move Objects cheat, having his Sims take a bath or use the toilet, moving their naked selves into other rooms while they maintain their position, and messing around with their environment. He soon goes into a laughing fit so hard that he had to stop playing the game for five minutes and recuperate outside of his apartment. |
| 812 | * Joel attempting to follow [[Series/TheJoyOfPainting Bob Ross]] via [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAJcjoD7T3k Mario Paint]]. |
| 813 | ** Even funnier is at [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTUUHCj4Hvs&t=31m45s 31:45]] of the third part in the full stream |
| 814 | -->'''Joel:''' (in a funny Scandinavian accent) "Do you dare enter the mountain cabin of Wintersand, and get the Spade of Fiingilduuf? Will you get the Crystals of Gringiff? And defeat the evil Gloomboof? Oh Yes! But first you have to have the bits, and the boots, of Gringledoof! Go north into the cabin and get the sword of Gildith!" |
| 815 | ** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "YOU DARE NOT CELEBRATE SANTA?!?"]] |
| 816 | * Watching ''Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar''... and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tO8cVI3axA messing with the subtitles]]. |
| 817 | ** First he changes it to a "metal" font, which is nearly illegible. |
| 818 | ** Next he sets the font to Wingdings. This makes a heartfelt moment [[{{Narm}} much less so]]. |
| 819 | ** Then he decides on 36-point Comic Sans. |
| 820 | --->'''Joel:''' [[NoJustNoReaction Oh my God. Oh my God, no.]] |
| 821 | ** After that, he decides to [[BlatantLies improve]] upon it by changing the size to 72-point and the color to ''bright pink.'' |
| 822 | ** Then he jokes he'll put his edition on torrent sites and "spread it around like a fuckin' HIV virus." |
| 823 | ** After that, he changes the colors to cyan and red and increases the font size even more. This means some lines don't show up fully, resulting in such gems as "right! Get angry. Get" and "just saw was my fighting spirit." |
| 824 | *** Seeing "What's wrong, Kenshiro?" at such a huge font size is hilarious as well. |
| 825 | ** Then he changes the color of the subtitles to yellow and the shadow to pink, moves it to the corner, and changes to a more narrow font, resulting in the line "Hurryandgrowup" covering Lin's eyes, which causes Joel to laugh even harder than he already had been. |
| 826 | ** Finally, he does... well, it's certainly ''something''. The result is the subtitles are now all over the video, prompting Joel to ask, "Who spilt the alpha soup on the screen?" |
| 827 | ** The frequent "TAB" that shows up in Shin's first scene. |
| 828 | ** Joel looping footage of a weary Raoh trying to get up: "Silly Raoh, you can't swim on land!" |
| 829 | * During one of his Mugen streams, Joel comes across [[VideoGame/BlazBlue Ragna the Bloodedge]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OenjX3oiP_s&feature=youtu.be&t=3m38s proceeds to completely lose it in reaction to the character's ridiculous tryhard edgelord name.]] |
| 830 | --->'''Joel:''' "Is that his real name?! No... There's no way a character is called... Ragna the Bloodedge... I refuse to believe that any character on the fucking planet is seriously called the Bloodedge. It's like the most Linkin Park, pre-pubescent... Like... It's like the most Kingdom Hearts, emo Deviantart crap ever. Ragna the Bloodedge. Is that his real name? I'm sorry for laughing at that but what the fuck? Bloodedge. That's like a parody name of something a twelve year old wrote. Its like: MY CHARACTER'S NAME IS RAGNA THE BLOODEDGE HE'S GOT TWELVE SWORDS, A DEMON EYE AND HE CAN TELEPORT AND HE SHOOTS BLOOD OUT OF HIS TESTICLES. Oh god!" |
| 831 | ** Come late February 2018 and he returns to the world of MUGEN with [[VideoGame/{{VHFSMACVUSMRRM}} a screenpack]] geared towards him. Even better? One of the characters is Joel himself! (albeit a colourswap of [[VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}} Michael Roa]] [[VideoGame/MeltyBlood Valdamjong]].) Said MUGEN!Joel has moves and [[AssistCharacter Strikers]] based off of streams of ''Shadow President'', ''Vice City'' (as in one of his strikers is Tommy Vercetti on a bike with the bike's previous owner chasing him,)Joel's Dad (AKA not Kermit,) Vegeta and he even has a super based off of Skeletor's pizza from ''Tekken 7!'' Other characters include [[VideoGame/DongDongNeverDie Sheng Hua Nan]] (AKA Rev,) Shaq, DIO of course, Bulk Bogan, CDI Link and Pepsiman. |
| 832 | * Joel decides to show chat the ending to ''Series/{{Dinosaurs}}''. You know, where [[SuddenDownerEnding Earl caused the Ice Age]] and the last scene involved him trying to break [[ApocalypseHow the news]] to Baby and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkvQP6-L7ec a laugh track played over it]]? Wait, no, scratch that, Joel added it in... and is astounded over [[CrossesTheLineTwice how well it fits]]. |
| 833 | -->'''Joel''': [[TemptingFate Hang on, I'll make this better, hang on!]] |
| 834 | -->'''Joel''': (while laughing) ''That's how it fucking ends!'' |
| 835 | ** And then he adds in ''the Series/{{Seinfeld}} theme''. |
| 836 | --->'''Joel''': (in a nasally voice) Kramer! Kramer! We're dead! We're fucking dead! |
| 837 | * Joel plays [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2vMto3hBQo Soopah Doopah Poopah]]. |
| 838 | -->'''Joel''': "It's pretty good! It's a little shit game. Uhh.. But I like it. I like it, it's got aesthetics to it. '''AND GOD KNOWS I LIKE AESTHETICS.'''" |
| 839 | ** Before he starts the game, he talks about what kind of coffee he drinks: |
| 840 | --->'''Joel''': You guys want some ASMR coffee? (''in a soothing voice'')Alright everybody, tonight, we're gonna have a cup of [[SophisticatedAsHell shit]]. I have this blue cup, and I'm gonna pour the coffee into the cup. It's pretty warm, and, |
| 841 | --->(''pours coffee'') |
| 842 | --->'''Joel''': (''Still doing the soothing voice'') It smells really good. |
| 843 | --->(''drinks coffee'') |
| 844 | --->'''Joel''': (''screaming with a shrill tone'') '''BUT IT'S HOT AS SHIT!''' |
| 845 | ** After a while, the character's "pooping stats" become so high that his shits take up the entire screen. Joel then decides that it would be a good idea to let out as much as possible, causing the guy to consistently shit in the tune of VideoGame/ThunderForce. When the song ends, [[https://youtu.be/b2vMto3hBQo?t=54m41s however...]] |
| 846 | --->(*fart sound, game crashes) |
| 847 | --->{{beat}} |
| 848 | --->'''Joel''': "Oh." (snickers as screen greys up) |
| 849 | --->'''SUPAH DOOPAH POOPAH is not responding''' |
| 850 | --->'''Joel''': (Promptly loses it) |
| 851 | * Joel's vision of ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'': WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse, WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck, and [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]], all [[GoKartingWithBowser hanging out on the porch]]. |
| 852 | * Joel browses [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMwRaPz4Qqg interesting adult books in Amazon]]. |
| 853 | -->'''Joel''': "Alight, I have to show you something. As I said earlier, there is a whole world out there with dinosaur sex. And what I mean with that, well, you can't fuck a dinosaur, but you CAN fuck a dinosaur with imagination." |
| 854 | ** [[https://youtu.be/aMwRaPz4Qqg?t=5m53s Joel's reaction at a specific raunchy book]]. |
| 855 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5n8GeIHwXQ An older stream where Joel harasses America-hating Russians]] in ''Counter-Strike Source''. |
| 856 | ** At first, the Russians are insulting Joel for speaking English, until he mentions Vodka, then the entire server goes into excited overdrive. |
| 857 | ** Joel says that the Russians should be grateful to America since America invented this game... and the Internet... [[BlatantLies and fire... and food...]] |
| 858 | --->'''Joel''': "Why don't you suck my Cold War missile?" |
| 859 | ** Joel finds a player simply named [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Russia]]. |
| 860 | ** A British viewer joins the server and gets on the mic, only to immediately be banned. |
| 861 | --->'''Brit''': "Hey everybody!" [BANNED] |
| 862 | --->'''Joel''': "Oh he was banned, he was banned, oh my god! ''(reading admin notification)'' USA go fuck a Russian-" [corpses] |
| 863 | *** Joel serenades him. |
| 864 | --->'''Joel''': "He died by the hands of the Russians too. Another hero down, another British person, for the sunshine." |
| 865 | ** Eventually Joel sets a challenge where he tries to get himself banned from the server in less than 20 seconds by ranting about how Russia sucks and America is great. He just barely makes it under his time limit. |
| 866 | --->'''Joel''': "RUSSIA SUCKS BALLS! RUSSIA SUCKS BALLS! AMERICA, WOO! WE INVENTED SAUSAGE! FREEDOM! FRIES! SUCK A DICK! SUCK A DICK YOU FAT FUCKIN'... BEAR HUGGIN'... RUSSIAN COLD-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS! |
| 867 | --->'''Russian''': [Assorted {{Angrish}}] |
| 868 | --->'''Joel''': "YEAH!" |
| 869 | --->'''Russian''': "[[RageQuit AMERICAN BITCH!]]" |
| 870 | * [[https://www.twitch.tv/vargskelethor/v/58047327 An entire stream]] of Joel speaking nothing but Swedish for April's Fools Day. |
| 871 | * The very start of Joel's first ''VideoGame/SuperMarioMaker'' stream has him get startled by the loud and ambient booting-up theme, leading to him snarking that "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIbtk0XwNIU The audience is now deaf.]]" |
| 872 | * While starting up another ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong64'' stream, Joel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cPMOW1pS1s comes across some technical issues]] that make the game's audio sound incredibly compressed and low-quality. [[{{Corpsing}} He can barely contain his laughter.]] |
| 873 | * While the idea of Joel getting temporarily banned from Twitch is frankly quite frightening, the cause of it is pretty hilarious in and of itself. At the time, Twitch took their library of streamable games from the Giant Bomb website. One of said listed games was called "Fuck You", which he selected for the "Now Playing" section of the stream title, since the thing he was playing wasn't listed itself. It turns out that in-text swearing is prohibited in stream titles, completely catching the mods off-guard because that game, by virtue of its title, ''[[FailedASpotCheck was never meant to be in the library in the first place]]''. Joel describes his response as "uh, oops." It's pretty hilarious looking back on it, especially given [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc47DOteMGA how Joel chose to describe it]]. |
| 874 | * Joel [[http://i.imgur.com/A2Ae7z2.png managed to get in contact]] with Creator/TobyFox on Twitter a week after the release of ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'' and jokingly brought up the possibility of another ROM hack of ''VideoGame/{{EarthBound|1994}}'' (as Fox was previously known for making ''VideoGame/TheHalloweenHack''). Toby, who holds substantial CreatorBacklash towards his ''[=EarthBound=]'' hacks, turned the offer down; when Joel offered to pay him in chicken nuggets, one per pixel, Toby's response was an equally jokey demand for "1,000,000 nuggest" in exchange for replacing all the graphics with the Annoying Dog. |
| 875 | * Joel's FMV Friday playthrough of ''Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers'' for the Sega CD: |
| 876 | ** After Joel unknowingly messed up on the first level, he activates the post-game over sequence where the Megazord (which hasn’t even debuted at that point yet) was destroyed. Joel is then taken aback by how overdramatic the rangers are. |
| 877 | ---> '''Billy''': They’re always there for us when we needed them! |
| 878 | ---> '''Joel''': (bursts into laughter) IT’S BEEN TEN SECONDS! |
| 879 | ** Following that he continues to make fun on the characters mentioning that a long time has passed despite the game going through the overall plot at breakneck speed. |
| 880 | ** The RunningGag of Joel’s concern on Goldar’s jaw not opening properly. |
| 881 | ---> '''Joel''': Close your mouth! |
| 882 | ** Tommy’s name lends to obligatory ''Film/{{The Room|2003}}'' jokes from Joel. |
| 883 | ** “Who’s been playing Rollercoaster Tycoon and deleting visitors?” |
| 884 | * Joel playing ''California Games 2'' and his reaction to the player character ''dying'' in a skateboard accident and the resulting cutscene. |
| 885 | -->DEATH...WHERE IS THY STING? GAME OVER, MAN |
| 886 | ** Even better is when at his second try, his character survives a fall to [[{{Gorn}} rather graphically]] crash on a wall right after that. Also [[http://i.imgur.com/rKPtEbD.png the game over screen]] has to be seen to be believed and understably sends Joel into a laughing fit. |
| 887 | * From the [[https://youtu.be/Zw49yGS1HOE?t=3017 MSX 2 stream]], [[HilarityEnsues the hilarity that ensues]] when Joel picks a game called ''Star Virgin'' to play. He first doesn't want to show it, mistaking it for a pornographic game due to its [[UnfortunateNames title]] as well as the intro featuring what appears to be a scantily-clad woman confronted by a monster with a tentacle-like, long tongue, but finds out that it's a fairly innocent game once he looks it up on Website/YouTube. Then he goes on to find a ''very'' surreal TV ad for it, which features random live-action scenes (including what Joel describes as "Creator/HideoKojima at the dentist" as well as the heroine apparently getting crucified) playing alongside a small, awkwardly-placed window displaying actual game footage. ''Then'' he discovers that the scenes are actually from a direct-to-video movie the game was based on, and proceeds to show the intro scene on stream: the heroine riding a bike and jumping over a car for seemingly no reason whatsoever, complete with some [[SpecialEffectsFailure groanworthy special effects.]] Joel notes that it looks like something out of a bad PSA. |
| 888 | * In his ''VideoGame/HauntingGround'' streams, Joel dubs the main heroine and the character menacing her as Fiona and Shrek, before finding out that Fiona really is the heroine's name (the ogre guy is named Debilitas, by the way). His prediction skills return in the final part where he makes a joke to the effect of the final boss becoming some kind of flaming skeleton after you knock him into a pit of magma moments before that actually happens. |
| 889 | * Joel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvuQV0iAWQY playing]] a printer dating sim. You read that right: a '''PRINTER. DATING. SIM.''' Complete with automatic TranslationTrainWreck, courtesy of Google. |
| 890 | ** You think that's bad? How about an ''VideoGame/AmongUs [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKTczNsDswo dating sim?]]'' Joel doesn't even play for more than a minute. The instant the Imposter calls the protagonist [[MemeticMutation a sussy baka,]] Joel completely [[GoMadFromTheRevelation breaks into babbling and baby-talk]] as he speeds through the dialogue before [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere closing the game 10 seconds later]]. |
| 891 | * While playing VideoGame/ResidentEvil7 Joel gets side-tracked talking about [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext how to make fake semen]][[note]]Coffee creamer and KY Jelly, which, according to him, is how special effects guys for movies do it.[[/note]]. |
| 892 | --->'''Joel:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice And it could be a really funny prank at a funeral.]] |
| 893 | ** Also during ''[=RE7=]'', Joel emotes unending {{Squick}} regarding Marguerite's section of the game due to his fear of spiders (which cluster to block doors and lockers, jumping on Ethan when he gets too close) and wasps (the main threat during this section of the game, attacking in unending swarms), and to say nothing of her mutated [[BigCreepyCrawlies boss]] [[BodyHorror form]] and his horror when he learns where her [[GroinAttack weak spot]] is. |
| 894 | * One day, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRiAmyy8Pn8 Joel decided to play NES games, but with it set up to play notes from an instrument whenever he hit a button]]. At one point, he loaded it with clips of himself saying "Yahoo!" as Toad while playing ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2'' as, well, Toad. The result was so ridiculous that not even Joel could [[{{Corpsing}} contain himself]]. Of course, it is followed immediately by a severe case of MoodWhiplash when he puts a [[MemeticMutation certain memetic micspam sound]] into the program on his next game... |
| 895 | ** Joel figuring out how to play [[Music/DepecheMode I Just Can't Get Enough]] with the "space piano" soundfont. |
| 896 | ** Contra, but every button press plays the entire Seinfeld theme. |
| 897 | * During a ''Mortal Kombat'' stream, Joel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnUzENx-Jss showcases]] an ever-escalating series of moronic fanmade Super Saiyan levels and awful Saiyan [=OCs=]. |
| 898 | * At the end of a ''VideoGame/{{Turok}}'' livestream, Joel finds [[https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/5/14/626636__safe_rainbow+dash_artist+needed_wat_pregnant_youtube+link_what+has+science+done_male+pregnancy_livestream_vinesauce.png this]] waiting for him in the booru. His reaction... ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmRE3KQZ37g priceless.]]'' |
| 899 | * During his playthrough of Donkey Kong 64, he can't stop laughing over a video showing footage of a smoking orangutan. |
| 900 | ** In the same video, he accidentaly pulls out the cord for his Wii U and he had not saved the game for a ''very'' long time up to this point. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug55Jv3Ej-k What follows can only be described as pure despair]]. Making this even funnier is how quickly he snaps out of it the moment he notices that the game has autosave. |
| 901 | * His playthrough of ''He-Man: Defender of Greyskull''. It starts off optimistic, praising the game's admittedly [[http://imgur.com/a/eqPVT impressive-looking boxart]]...before becoming hair-pullingly frustrated over the game's clunky controls and ridiculous difficulty. He mentions that his favorite episodes of [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 the show]] were the ones that had 'ham-fisted' [=PSA=]s at the end of it, making up his own where Prince Adam and Skeletor turn to [[TheOldestProfession prostitution to pay for their rent]] in a voice that sounds remarkably like [[VideoGame/MetalGear Master Miller's]], which Joel immediately hangs a lampshade on. Other highlights include him being shocked over Skeletor previously having a face, starting on another Master Miller speech that ultimately goes nowhere during a bout of frustration (he says "It's me, Master Miller" and nothing else), and Skeletor apparently being called 'Skullface' in the game. Hilariously, when he looks up the game on Wikipedia afterwards to check the voice actor for Skeletor in the game (Creator/BrianDobson, in case you were wondering) it's shown that He-Man was voiced by Creator/CamClarke, who also did the voice work for...Master Miller and, of course, Liquid Snake. |
| 902 | -->'''Joel:''' ''(in a snobby faux British accent)'' Now kids you see, it's me Master Miller. Yes, it's me Prince Adam. You see kids, in this episode Skeletor and I couldn't pay the rent so we went out on the streets and used our bodies...for money. |
| 903 | -->''(Long silence)'' |
| 904 | -->'''Joel:''' Why are you watching this. |
| 905 | * VideoGame/KatamariDamacy Streams: |
| 906 | ** His attempts at the [[ThatOneLevel infamous]] Ursa Major levels[[note]]You have to roll up a bear or a bear-themed object to end the stage, being graded on the size of the "bear" and the time taken to roll it up. The catch is the stage ends the ''instant'' you roll up anything bear-like, even if it's just a teddy bear[[/note]], with him growing increasingly exasperated and panicked with each do-over. |
| 907 | ** Later, when he gets tired of doing the Ursa Major level he decides to move on...to the Taurus level, which has the [[HereWeGoAgain exact same requirements as the Ursa Major level]], but with cows instead of bears. |
| 908 | * Joel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuR9iWtWVOg messing around]] with the ''Seinfeld'' theme while waiting for games to install. |
| 909 | * ''VideoGame/Tekken7'': Joel manages to create a nigh-perfect Skeletor costume for Bryan Fury... wearing a ''giant pizza'' on his back. That he can ''[[ImprobableWeaponUser use as a weapon in matches like a gigantic]] DeadlyDisc''. And he actually managed to win a couple of matches with that very pizza. |
| 910 | ** Speaking of which, the noises Joel makes as he realizes he 100% can recreate Skeletor in the game can best be described as "Joel fiddles around with costume options while having a continuous orgasm". |
| 911 | ** [[https://youtu.be/ERn9n5hpmH8?t=1196 Joel's Skeletor faces off against another Skeletor online.]] |
| 912 | ** He also buys a toy hammer accessory/weapon purely to humiliate opponents in online matches. Nothing is funnier that watching [[AxCrazy Bryan Fury]] dressed in a hot pink jacket with matching frog-patterned pants and a frog on his head gently bop enemies on the head with a toy squeaky hammer. |
| 913 | ** In part 4, he encountered another Skeletor player, this time going back and forth a few times with wins and losses against him. Eventually, he decided for one last match where he would make the ultimate criteria. Whoever loses can never play Tekken again. Joel ends up losing as Close as possible. Joel begins to act heartbroken, sad music playing in the background as he displays himself burying a cartridge of the first Tekken game. And then right afterwards? |
| 914 | -->'''Joel:''' [[MoodWhiplash Now let's play]] [[LoopholeAbuse some more Tekken 7!]] |
| 915 | ** Joel ''finally'' [[https://youtu.be/uvDjxHnxxh0?t=4031 encounters a He-Man]] (a customized Dragunov) during online play and [[ChewingTheScenery hams it up to the best of his ability]] during the entire fight. At one point the other player attempts a combo that causes everything to slow down dramatically and Joel throws his pizza to stop the combo, but the other player was too close, so the pizza [[EpicFail misses entirely]], completely knocking Joel out of what might have just been his loudest, most unhinged instance of LaughingMad yet! And, to add insult to injury, Bryan's throwing arm [[HitboxDissonance clips harmlessly]] into Dragunov's torso. |
| 916 | --->'''Joel''': I AM HE-MAN! And then [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption suddenly]]--\ |
| 917 | ''(Dragunov misses wildly as the action slows, and Bryan prepares to throw the pizza)''\ |
| 918 | '''Skeletor!Joel''': ''(loud, [[HopeSpot anticipatory]] gasp)'' '''THE PIZZA, HE-MAN!!''' '''''EAT IT!!!''''' '''''[[EvilLaugh AAAAAAAAAAAAA]][[LaughingMad HAHAHAHA]]--''''' ''(the pizza attack whiffs)'' '''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]] AHAHA--SHIT!!''' ''What the fuck?!'' |
| 919 | *** Later, in the final match, Joel ''does'' manage to win by throwing his pizza...and he refuses to believe that the other player didn't see that coming and immediately requests a revenge match. [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor He loses.]] |
| 920 | *** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR35EkkB_p4 Now in animated form.]] |
| 921 | ** Joel becomes immensely tickled when someone in chat, after Joel is asked for the five-thousandth time what kind of fight stick he uses, asks when he is going to play Tekken with Donkey Kong bongos. Having been on a losing streak and his subsequent demotion due to Bryan's [[MightyGlacier slow fighting style]], he begins to sing a song in tribute. |
| 922 | ---> '''Joel:''' It's the first member of the Mishima crew! So put your Snake Edge together if you wanna clap, 'cuz Bryan plays like fucking crap! Bryan! Bryan Kong! |
| 923 | ** From the same part, Joel's continued repeated losses against Noctis players due to the fact that [[ConfusionFu he has no idea what Noctis is going to do next]]. He loses quite a few times over to one particular player called phenooomenal who had their Twitch ID set as their player name, prompting Joel to [[GracefulLoser ask viewers to go give his channel a watch]]. Eventually Joel muses that everyone will eventually move on to playing Noctis and he'll grow to become the best Noctis counter there is. When he finally get around to playing Noctis he essentially spams the same button inputs over and over again and admits he wants to switch back to Bryan ''because'' Bryan is [[DifficultButAwesome a more difficult character to play with]]. |
| 924 | ---> '''Joel:''' [[TemptingFate No more Noctis, please--]] |
| 925 | ** Early on in part 8, Joel has another EpicFail moment with [[https://youtu.be/a88A5c015Vk?list=PLR_4pTc1KGS6FHjh03Dp-XROSUfW0oPab&t=2037 his exploding pizza]]. |
| 926 | ---> '''Joel:''' '''''PIZZA! EAT THE FUCKIN' PIZZA! EAT THE PIZZA! COME ON! YEAHHHHH!''''' ''(the pizza clips through his opponent)'' '''''YEAHHHHH BLOCK THE PIZZAWWWWWHAWHAWHAW!''''' |
| 927 | * As a sort of [[SarcasmMode "celebration"]] to the VideoGame/FinalFantasyXV VR fishing game being announced, Joel decides to have a stream of playing 'boring fishing' games and starts off with ''Top Angler: Real Bass Fishing''. As it turns out, no other game gets played during the whole two hour segment, as Joel ends up being ''[[SoBadItsGood totally enthralled]]'' by the game, much to his own surprise. The video on Website/YouTube is even titled '[[ScareQuotes "Boring"]] [[Platform/Playstation2 PS2]] Fishing Games: Top Angler' to show how off-the-rails the stream ended up being. |
| 928 | ** In another fishing game stream, Joel loses it when, after he catches a game's final boss, it dubs him a "[[HaveAGayOldTime trolling master]]" |
| 929 | * In the middle of [[https://www.twitch.tv/videos/162802620 Vinewrestle 2017's Summer Slaughter]], a climactic tag-team battle begins with three-man group of previous champions seeking revenge against [[ClimaxBoss the nigh-undefeatable]] Wrestling/HulkHogan. It gets off to a thrilling start with the boss [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown laying waste to Luigi]]... and then [[ArtificialStupidity the AI seems to break]], causing Hulk to stand frozen before the motionless Luigi and the others to watch helplessly on the sidelines for several minutes. As Joel freaks out, the chat begin to offer explanations ranging from mundane (Joel's computer overheating or Hulk having a heart attack in the ring) to [[MundaneMadeAwesome bizarrely awesome]] ([[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure DIO stopping time]] to get revenge on Rev, or Hulk and Luigi actually being occupied by [[BattleInTheCenterOfTheMind fighting their consciousnesses on the astral plane]]). Joel ends up having to reset the match. '''''Twice'''''. |
| 930 | * When Joel plays [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NjrpmWKPuI Mulle Meck Bygger Bilar,]] a car building simulator, he has tons of fun. At least up until a brief moment when he replaces the back wheels of the car with a pair of ''roller skates.'' |
| 931 | ---> '''Joel:''' Oh... Oh, we're gonna die... We're gonna die! |
| 932 | ** Also, at one point he starts to tell a story...only to [[{{Corpsing}} completely lose it]] when Mulle goes [[GratuitousEnglish "Lookin' good"]] at the skeleton of the car before him. |
| 933 | * Joel's attempts at voice acting in his ''VideoGame/LuigisMansion'' playthrough. His E. Gadd voice starts off as his standard old man voice but quickly becomes more and more raspy as Joel talks, until he points out that E. Gadd sounds "like a cigarette" and drops voice acting for him completely. When [[CuteButCacophonic Toad]] shows up in the mansion Joel tries his hand at voice acting for him, and breaks down in giggles no less than ''five times'' in Toad's one short speech. At one point Joel is quite literally shouting at the top of his lungs and breaks off into laughter while mentioning that it's currently 4 a.m. where he lives and he worries he might get evicted for bothering his neighbors. |
| 934 | --->'''Joel:''' [[CallBack YAHOO!]] |
| 935 | * Joel's showcase of "crappy" Swedish PC games continues with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRH58cGUTH4 eJay]] (well, an edition of it that had a CelebrityEndorsement of Markoolio on the cover) |
| 936 | ** The entire stream is summed up in the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr3RUHuS_Lk finished product]]. |
| 937 | ** Joel is greatly amused by some of the voice samples included, one of them being "WE'RE GONNA TURN THIS THING INTO ONE BIG ORGY." Of course he includes it. |
| 938 | ** At one point, Joel decided to add a countdown in a robotic voice, but instead of dragging a "one", he drags another "four" at the end ("FOUR, THREE, TWO, FOUR"). After realizing his error, he decides to ThrowItIn. |
| 939 | ** Joel's attempt at rapping. |
| 940 | -->'''Joel:''' Hey, my name is Joel, don't do crack! Watch out ... they ... might be in my crack. Pray to God, or else, uh, I'll be sad. Watch out, stay in school or else ... you will be a fool" |
| 941 | * During his stream of the licensed ''Land of the Living Dead'' game, Joel [[https://clips.twitch.tv/ShortAlertLatteRaccAttack weaves a tale]] of how he managed to fall asleep [[EpicFail while eating a piece of chicken]]. |
| 942 | ** Later, during that same stream, he [[https://clips.twitch.tv/OptimisticMotionlessToadTF2John explains]] how he had his blood tested several years ago, and that the results said he had a deficiency of battery acid of all things. |
| 943 | * [[https://youtu.be/VCfq7SFKSgE During his stream of Kinnikuman Muscle Grand Prix 2]], after conquering Arcade mode Joel decides to try and pull off every character's super. Things are relatively normal until Joel, who knows basically nothing about Kinnikuman, selects the incredibly bizarre Barrierfreeman. First, Joel is flabbergasted that of all the possibilities to represent his home country he got ''Barrierfreeman''. Second, the noise that Joel makes upon seeing that Barrierfreeman's recharge animation is basically the old man in his underwear ''gyrating his hips wildly'' is indescribable and must [[https://youtu.be/VCfq7SFKSgE?t=1h4m41s be heard.]] |
| 944 | ** The announcer. |
| 945 | --->'''Joel:''' Jade. I wanna do... bicycle man. ''(selects Jade)''\ |
| 946 | '''Announcer:''' [[LargeHam JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!]]\ |
| 947 | '''Joel:''' Oh, I'm sorry, it's not Jade, it's: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE! |
| 948 | ** The way [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic "Kinnikuman Go Fight"]] instantly hooks him, making him greatly look forward for what is to come. |
| 949 | * During his 2017 Thanksgiving stream, Joel ended up having to update and reinstall VideoGame/KerbalSpaceProgram before he could play it with his Thanksgiving mods installed. To take up time on-stream while he waited for the download, he decided to draw some hand turkeys in [=MS Paint=], which turn out exactly as well as you would expect if you've seen any of his previous attempts at drawing with a mouse. |
| 950 | * Perhaps Joel's most insane Hardcore Friday yet, [[VideoGame/{{PennAndTellersSmokeAndMirrors}} a full LP of]] ''[[https://youtu.be/ymGNDFROPE8 Desert Bus]]'' The video's final time clocks in at around ''[[{{Doorstopper}} eight hours and forty minutes]]'' of Joel and the chat slowly losing their goddamn minds. |
| 951 | ** Joel's reaction to the chat asking if he will [[AntiPoopSocking "piss bottle"]]. |
| 952 | ** After gameplay actually begins, Joel manages to get his bus towed before even moving an inch. |
| 953 | --> '''Joel:''' I didn't even start the game and I already suck at it, so, hey, there's that. |
| 954 | * Joel then proceeded to play [[https://youtu.be/c5KwKxkdD-M Desert Bus 2]] for Charity Incentive 2018, as per the rules in the first game you drive for eight hours straight to win the game. Looking at the video time, you'll notice the video is a "mere" seven hours long, [[InterfaceSpoiler cluing you in]] that something screws it up. At six hours and fifty-four minutes Joel begins to play the ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987'' theme song on his phone, 'remixing' it by placing his mouth over the speaker and doesn't notice he's veering off the road until the bus stops and the tow truck shows up. Joel's only reaction is a completely sincere gasp of horror and then silence as the bus begins getting towed, before turning up the volume to the [=DuckTales=] theme song to max. Later, he watches a clip of the incident and laughs so hard he clips the mic when he sees everyone in chat freaking out as the bus veers off the road. |
| 955 | --> '''Joel:''' (in a bout of LaughingMad) Ah haha ha, hee hee, is this, is this real life? Ah heh heh heh heh, is it--no, no! (turns around to look at the passengers on the bus, who are all looking at him) No! ...Guys. (turns around again to see everyone shaking their heads at him) ...I guess you could say...I really [[{{Pun}} ducked up]]. |
| 956 | * Joel streaming the [=PS2=] video game adaptation of ''Film/StarWarsEpisodeIIIRevengeOfTheSith''. Via an emulator of course. When it starts, the FMV scenes work fine but then the game begins for real...and the emulation is unplayably slow. On the bright side, everyone now speaks just...as...slowly, sounding very much drunk, which Joel absolutely ''loves.'' He does eventually fix the issue and get the emulator running properly by changing a setting...but chat [[SoBadItWasBetter urges him to revert the setting back to the horribly slow improper emulation it was before instead since it was funnier,]] which he does for the final Obi-Wan VS Anakin duel among others. |
| 957 | ** Joel finds a cheat code for huge lightsabers which he enters, and hops into the boss fight with Count Dooku to see what its like. What does he get? Obi-Wan and Anakin's lightsabers are still normal length...but Dooku is now toting a motherfucking {{BFS}} of a blade that makes [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]]'s and [[Manga/{{Berserk}} Guts]]' look like a couple of toothpicks in comparison. |
| 958 | ** The game uses archive footage from the film itself as FMV so cue the obvious Twitch ban jokes. |
| 959 | ** Joel waits eagerly for three famous parts of the film to show up in the game: "I have the high ground!"[=/=]"You underestimate my power!" in the final fight, Darth Vader's infamous BigNo and Palpatine's terse "DO IT" when Anakin is about to execute Dooku. The first one is in fairly fine (albeit with Anakin's hamtastic "YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER" becoming a rather DullSurprise "You underestimate the power of the dark side.") Sadly the other two aren't. |
| 960 | ** Joel provides his own take on the game's alternate ending where Anakin kills Obi-Wan: add the ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' theme! |
| 961 | * The end of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HumSvDr6mp8 The Best of 2017]] features Creator/JonStJohn as Duki Nuki, asking Joel [[RunningGag where the Vista Destruction video is]], and threatening to kick his ass if he doesn't get it out soon. |
| 962 | ** Hilariously, Joel revealed later that many people thought that it was just him doing a really good Duke Nukem impression, which both amused and frustrated him as apparently the cameo cost him a lot of money and nobody really believed he was being for real about it. |
| 963 | * Joel's ''Videogame/DwarfFortress'' streams do have their own share of moments, even if you can't quite understand the game Joel makes sure some good stuff gets through. |
| 964 | ** Joel creating a fortress in an evil biome that rains disease-causing goo. Which disease does this one cause might one ask? Why, boils and open sores all over the skin. Attempting to get his dwarves out of the horrible weather, he carved a small underground fortress only for his stream chat to point out that the entire area was made out of rock salt. His dwarves were literally rubbing salt in the open wounds constantly. |
| 965 | ** The sheer ''giddiness'' in display when he plays the 44.07 update, which allows you to actively pillage others' sites, has to count for something. |
| 966 | -->"[[UnderestimatingBadassery The elves had]] ''[[FluffyTamer bears]]''?" |
| 967 | -->"'''[[LargeHam CURSE ALL FRIENDS OF NATURE!]]'''" |
| 968 | * After an update in ''VideoGame/KirbyStarAllies'' adds [[VideoGame/KirbySuperStar Marx]] to the game Joel summons him to be an ally. Joel admits that he really doesn't know who Marx is as he's only played only a few Kirby games, and begins to play with him by having Kirby crouch repeatedly in front of Marx only to be startled when Marx begins his idle animation, which consists of Marx pulling his infamous [[FishEyes wall-eyed]] expression and fluttering his wings, which appear out of absolutely nowhere. Joel proceeds to have a blast with Marx in battle; throwing balls, flying, dive-bombing, Marx's HellGate style move, and ultimately skipping the level by having Marx teleport short distances in the air. Joel anticipates the boss fight with Marx on his side...only for Marx to accidentally jump into a Poppy Bros Jr. trophy and transform into another (as Joel already had one) Poppy Bros Jr. As Joel considers Poppy Bros Jr. to be one of the least useful allies in the game and Marx was on GameBreaker levels of useful he's understandably upset. |
| 969 | * One FMV Friday had Joel playing ''VideoGame/TheTownWithNoName''. While every moment that happened in the game made Joel scream a BigWhat, the kicker was his reaction to the infamous bad ending where the protagonist shoots a kid for getting his name wrong and rides on a train to space. |
| 970 | * Joel's ''Totally Accurate Battlegrounds'' stream; at the end of the stream he decides to just run around for fun and invites others to join him in his party. However Joel quickly realizes that since the prerequisite to joining the party is equipping the deer skull helmet players who aren't in on the party see a single deer-headed player leading a crowd of 12+ other deer-headed players (who begin hopping and skipping like actual deer) around the map, and Joel even orders his party to attack other players in a ''{{VideoGame/Diablo}}''-like swarm at one point. |
| 971 | * Joel's been a fan of Source Filmmaker Animations by Alfred Nilsson, aka "The Byvsen", which consist of interpretations of his playthroughs and commentary. It turns out that Nilsson has been saving all of his reactions, and combined them into a super meta "Joelception" with multiple layers of Joel. Of course, the real one eventually reacts to it, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uS45_QhPKg and it gets out of hand.]] |
| 972 | -->'''Joel:''' ''[The first time he pauses the video]'' [[MindScrew ...what the fuck is happening. What the fuck is happening tonight?]] ''[Takes a deep breath]'' Not like this. |
| 973 | ** The second time he pauses, he's reduced to quiet, pathetic whimpering, and saying "no-no" repeatedly. |
| 974 | ** When animated Joel's head explodes in the end, the real Joel shouts, "THAT'S WHAT I FEEL!" before bursting into laughter. |
| 975 | ** He finishes up by expanding the face of Nilsson's cameo at the end and muttering, "Hilp. Hilp" |
| 976 | * Joel's ''VideoGame/SoulCaliburVI'' streams begin with him once again recreating Skeletor as a custom character, followed by what can only be described as a memefest of matchups. In just the first stream he faces off against [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Jetstream Sam]], {{ComicBook/Thanos}}, [[VisualNovel/UminekoWhenTheyCry Beatrice]], [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Star Platinum]], [[Characters/LikeADragonGoroMajima Goro Majima]], [[{{VideoGame/Bayonetta}} Bayonetta]], and [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 He-Man]]. |
| 977 | ** During his match with Jetstream Sam, [[ClothingDamage Skeletor's pants gets destroyed]], much to Joel's horror. |
| 978 | --> '''Skeletor!Joel''': MY [[{{Pun}} BONER]] IS SHOWING!! |
| 979 | ** Three words: [[MemeticMutation T-Posing]] Skeletor. |
| 980 | --> '''Skeletor!Joel:''' [[LampshadeHanging I am a big meme.]] |
| 981 | ** Joel has Skeletor use Zasalamel's moveset since one of Zasalamel's weapons is the closest Joel can get to Skeletor's skull staff. Joel actually does pretty well online...then cue Joel's absolute ''joy'' when he realises that Skeletor (or rather, Zasalamel) appears to have [[VideoGame/{{Tekken}} Bryan Fury's Snake Edge]] move. |
| 982 | ** When one of the user created characters during Joel's user tournament is revealed to be a (pretty decent) [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Sans]] recreation, his reaction is a series of wheezing [[RapidFireNo Rapid Fire]] [[LittleNo Little Nos]]. |
| 983 | *** Later on in the same tournament, Joel ends up facing against someone using a Grand Dad CAS. When beaten, Joel immediately asks for his Twitch username. |
| 984 | ** Later streams feature Joel creating [[CallBack Bulk Bogan]] and [[https://youtu.be/4aGDCE6Nrz0 KYOOB.]] |
| 985 | ** Another user tournament results in [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Steve]] facing off against Jesus. |
| 986 | ** The third stream features a custom character with, among other things, a horse head with the name "[=GodIsDead=]". |
| 987 | * How does one take a horror game with microphone-based controls (''Tonsil Terror''), and make it into a laugh riot? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akG5pJeRjbg Watch and learn.]] (Warning: That video is ''[[SensoryAbuse loud]]''.) |
| 988 | * Listen as Joel gets as much mileage out of a Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} theme MIDI as possible, with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynQsDFxTSU4 Super Ghostbusters.]] |
| 989 | * In his ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate'' World of Light playthrough the chat tells Joel he needs to be changing his spirits in battles or else he might really be in for some tough battles, with Joel saying that he doesn't see the need in changing them and the chat simply saying he will soon. Sure enough, he challenges the [[BossInMooksClothing Legendary spirit Ho-oh]] in Bowser's Castle, a 13,900 power Charizard with permanent curry effect, with his spirit that has only 7,365 power. He promptly loses after being in absolute awe at how aggressive the enemy's AI is (Charizard only got hit once, and it's ambiguous how it happened), he tries the fight again...''and wins'' by Charizard getting killed by a combination of stage hazards and ArtificialStupidity. Also counts as an awesome moment. |
| 990 | -->'''Joel:''' Damn. Bye-bye! |
| 991 | * A [=PlayStation 1=] version of ''Series/FamilyFeud'' based on Louie Anderson's version [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO3IhOXot5E ends up turning into an episode of the Steve Harvey version]] |
| 992 | ** "Name an American city on a river... New York." ''[types in Nyork]'' |
| 993 | * The Hardcore Friday episode of ''VideoGame/SuperMarioLand2SixGoldenCoins'' arguably culminates all of the moments of the past few streams where Joel makes fun of Creator/DCDouglas's performance of Wesker in ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5''. He refines his Wesker impersonation to the point where it practically sounds like Douglas himself... then applies said impression [[https://youtu.be/esP_BEIaz2s?t=4742 to an infomercial]], of all things. |
| 994 | ** The stream where Joel plays Grand Dad fangames sees him [[https://youtu.be/HZdxOnS7Tno?t=4057 reading weird Craigslist ads]] using his Wesker voice, and even he can't help but chuckle at his own impression occasionally. |
| 995 | * Joel's foray into ''VideoGame/PlanetCoaster'' included a segment where he sang an improvised death metal song to play over the park's speakers and added the lyrics to an American flag background, with the main portion being "YOU'RE GONNA DIE!" |
| 996 | * Joel does a Photoshop "surgery" on Sonic's design for the upcoming ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020'' film, shown [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ0TWAzZOwo here]]. |
| 997 | ** He then turns the transformed Sonic into Shadow by making his fur dark and giving him an angry glare, giving him [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog a gun]] and having him say "[[SchoolIsForLosers homework sucks]]" so he can be "cool for the kids" and proceeds to change the font into Comic Sans. |
| 998 | ** After that, Joel goes back to the transformed Sonic and makes him [[InflatingBodyGag very fat]], or "[[WesternAnimation/WabbitTwouble chungifies]]" him, as Joel puts it. He said this was the scene where Sonic ate a million [[TrademarkFavoriteFood chili dogs]] to [[SavingTheWorld save the world]]. Joel then takes an image of a chili dog and has Sonic eat it, and repeats it several times. |
| 999 | ** At one point Joel distorts the image and turns Sonic into [[VideoGame/EarthBound1994 Giygas]]. |
| 1000 | * Joel [[https://youtu.be/W_57qlZRVIc revisits eJay]] to create Beefzone 2: Tekkno Pidgeon with wonderful results. |
| 1001 | ** Once again, the entire stream can be summarized with the [[https://youtu.be/eRlXnmBsEis finished product]], which has cover art depicting [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Albert Wesker]] [[MakesAsMuchSenseInContext milking a pidgeon]]. |
| 1002 | ** Joel adding clips of his Wesker impersonation. |
| 1003 | --> '''Joel!Wesker''': Now you see the power of my milking, Chris. But now, it's f-time for another level. '''''CHRIS MILK!''''' |
| 1004 | * Part 8 of DOS Madness has Joel [[https://youtu.be/mvybzxIGvBY?t=4154 going off on a tangent]] about a moment where he once desperately looked for pain medication while suffering from a migraine before starting a stream and found a single pill of Advil "under the sink". Naturally, with how vaguely the incident was described, his Twitch chat misconstrued it as "Joel looking for stray pills on the floor like some sort of drug addict". |
| 1005 | --> '''Joel:''' No, I'm not... Guys, nononono I'm not like... just eating raw medicine-- ''(starts chuckling)'' like, it was still in the package, know what I mean? And when I say "under the sink" I'm not talking like... ''(chuckles)'' yanno, "IN the sink"! Like, I'm not just standing over the sink going [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud GLUHGLUHGLUH]]-- guys, [[SelfDeprecation I might be a piece of shit]], but listen, I'm a piece of shit who minds his manners. |
| 1006 | * Joel's Hardcore Friday playthrough of ''VideoGame/ActRaiser'': |
| 1007 | ** Joel makes up an in-universe scenario where the music [[MalevolentArchitecture Kasandora's Pyramid]] enticed the local civilization to make was, in fact, Music/PassengerOfShit's "Stapletapewurmsonmypenis". |
| 1008 | ---> '''Villager:''' We present you this ''music'', God!\ |
| 1009 | '''Passenger of Shit:''' '''''[[RefugeInAudacity I STAPLE TAPE WORMS ON MY PENIS SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL TAKE BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS]]'''''\ |
| 1010 | '''God:''' [[NoJustNoReaction ...Never make music again.]] |
| 1011 | ::What seals the deal is that someone in chat promptly asked afterwards if Joel was the one who composed the song. Considering his time spent in ''VideoGame/EJay'', it's a legit question. |
| 1012 | ** Someone in chat asked Joel an uncomfortable question and tries as best as he can to dodge the question with a [[{{Pun}} punny]] reply. |
| 1013 | ---> '''Chat:''' joel wat do u prefer [[Franchise/{{Doom}} mancubus]] [[SuccubiAndIncubi succubus or incubus]]\ |
| 1014 | '''Joel:''' Jesus, you guys are worse than the people that say, like, "Joel, what kinda-- what kinda... what kinda fetishes are you into? Footjobs? Blowjobs?" I say, "I'm not into ''any'' jobs. I'm unemployed." ''({{Beat}})'' [[LamePunReaction Don't laugh at me.]] |
| 1015 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHV4_-5zpzk Australian Adventure 2019 (Stories)]]: |
| 1016 | ** Joel gets so absorbed by [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_lorikeet lorikeets]] that he lets a flock of them perch on his arm, and he shows a picture of the aftermath -- his right arm covered in bruises. |
| 1017 | ** He and a friend-slash-Vinesauce moderator decide to go to a hilariously low budget attraction called [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOpomQ8Lf-U Infinity]], which is basically a neon-lit maze designed for even the dumbest children to complete in about ten minutes. Well, that ''would've'' been the case had the duo not found a middle-aged European man who didn't speak English and was [[NoSenseOfDirection lost in Infinity for several hours]]. Infinity's staff had been trying in vain to direct him to the exit over the PA system and asked Joel and his friend to help him outside. According to Joel, he was continuously "walking into walls" as if he was a [[ArtificialStupidity poorly designed AI]] in a poorly designed EscortMission. When the three of them get to the exit, they're prompted to take an automated photo. Joel and his friend strike [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure Jojo poses]] (natch), and the European man tries to emulate them, which leads to [[https://youtu.be/jHV4_-5zpzk?t=1626 this photo]]. The duo name him "Mr. Shoe" [[LineOfSightName after his shirt]], and proceed to exit the attraction, only to realize [[SomethingWeForgot Mr. Shoe didn't exit with them]]. The whole incident was so utterly bizarre that Joel was "laughing for three days" and "developing abs" every time it was brought up. |
| 1018 | ** Joel's first ever experience with roller coasters at Warner Bros. Movie World's "DC Rivals [=HyperCoaster=]" made him [[BrickJoke finally realize]] what everyone in chat was talking about in ''VideoGame/RollercoasterTycoon'' and ''VideoGame/PlanetCoaster'' when they told him to bank coaster turns. While still on the subject of roller coasters, Joel makes fun of a ''ComicBook/{{Superman}}''-themed ride where "Superman rescuing the customers from a burning building" amounted to [[SpecialEffectFailure strapping a Superman ragdoll on the back of the coaster]]. He also gets some bad childhood memories returning to him when forced to watch the ''Franchise/ScoobyDoo'' [[Film/ScoobyDoo movie]] while in queue for a ''Scooby Doo''-themed ride, where kid Joel not laughing at crossdressing Scooby made him realize that he was a [[NoSenseOfHumor "cynical asshole"]]. |
| 1019 | ** Joel's story time is capped off with his encounter with a drunk crackhead's rambling outside of a convenience store on the way back to his hotel, with Joel [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere "moonwalking" away from the conversation at the first sign that he's able to do so]]. |
| 1020 | * During a stream of ''VideoGame/StardewValley'' while recovering from illness, Joel decides to check out [[Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 the live-action Sonic movie]]'s trailer after learning that the director claimed he would have Sonic's [[MemeticMutation infamously bad]] design altered in response to fan complaints. Joel is so completely flabbergasted by everything he sees and hears that [[https://clips.twitch.tv/ZanyCheerfulOctopusKevinTurtle?tt_content=player_title&tt_medium=clips_embed his response]] to the trailer is to [[RefugeInAudacity report it for promoting terrorism]]. |
| 1021 | ** It gets better. Joel forgets to change the stream tag for when he begins to rip on the Sonic trailer. What happens then is that his stream gets the top spot in the Stardew Valley streams on Twitch... But the thumbnail representing the stream is an edit of Sonic from aforementioned trailer in which he has bloody jagged teeth and completely black eyes. Needless to say, Joel completely loses his shit when he notices this, to the point that he begins openly cursing in Swedish while genuinely laughing so hard that he can barely catch his breath. |
| 1022 | ** As for Joel actually playing Stardew, his very first move is to create a save file where he names his farm Pidgeon (sic) Farm and accidentally gives his character pigtails, both of which the chat points out to him but which he refuses to believe until he's already into the intro of the game. |
| 1023 | ** Then once he gets a proper save file started, there's his absolute insane ''glee'' at the prospect of [[SeriousBusiness farming potatoes]], which leads into evil laughter and a rant about all of the things he can do with them, including apparently protecting himself from radiation and possibly taking over the world. |
| 1024 | * Towards the end of Joel's ''[[VideoGame/GarrysMod GMod]] Insanity Hour'' stream, a sick Joel starts messing around with the face poser on the default ''VideoGame/HalfLife2'' [=NPC=]s during the first few missions of ''Half-Life 2'', as well as other zany 'punishments'. He finds the inaccessible area of the first map where a Doctor Breen model recites the broadcasts, and [[ItMakesSenseInContext puts a box of Honey Nut Cheerios behind his head]], [[https://youtu.be/iJKRqd0BTuo?t=593 then dials up the Face Poser intensity on the model, expecting it to make the model look weird...]] But Breen instead gains a ''[[SlasherSmile huge and unmoving smile]]''! Too ill with a cold to perform his normal corpsing, Joel laughs less loudly, but mixing in incomprehensible babbling as he struggles not to cough from laughing too much. |
| 1025 | * Joel's playthrough of the AbsurdPhobia [[NightmareRetardant "horror" game]] ''[[FeatheredFiend Antidaephobia]]'' lasts a mere ''nine minutes'' in length, so instead of having the stream CutShort, he decides to pad out the stream a little bit with [[https://youtu.be/L4-YwpvcBb4?t=540 some of the phobia segments]] of ''Series/{{Maury}}'', fitting the game's theme. He spends the next 15 minutes switching between [[DudeNotFunny talking about how scummy and exploitative the hosts are]] and trying not to [[{{Corpsing}} laugh]] too much at the absurdity of the show's guests running away from a man dressed as their phobia (and repeatedly saying [[ImGoingToHellForThis "I shouldn't be laughing at this"]]). |
| 1026 | * Joel randomly comes across a ''VideoGame/{{Dreams}}'' level called [[TheGreys Alien]] [[https://youtu.be/q8ToYqAENrI?t=4346 Encounter]], which happens to fit his vision of [[https://youtu.be/Pi3lGGFW7Fw?list=PLR_4pTc1KGS7xrEZF6ayRfh7hyQBQPiLC&t=4592 "dream horror game"]] like a glove. Naturally, there's a lot of screaming involved (''especially'' at the level's sole, relatively mild JumpScare) and Joel resorted to playing ''Franchise/{{Kirby}}'' music over the gameplay to get through his first playthrough. |
| 1027 | * While streaming the Sept. 4 2019 Nintendo Direct Joel would play the first few notes of [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Megalovania]] multiple times as a nod to the long-standing "Sans in Smash" meme. Lo and behold as Sans is ''[[AscendedMeme actually]]'' revealed to be in Smash (as an unlockable Mii Gunner costume), introduced and coming with Megalovania as a bonus song to boot. Laughing seems to be the best medicine apparently, [[https://youtu.be/lpjMArtOHXI?t=3788 demonstrated by his 3-minute hilarious reaction.]] |
| 1028 | -->'''Joel:''' [[{{Beat}} ... ...]] ''(deep inhale, before '''exploding''' into the microphone:)'' '''''[[BigWhat BWHAAAAAAAAT DA FAAAAAAACK?!!!]] BRUHHHHHHH!!! BAHAHAHAAHAAA! AAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAH WAKE ME UP! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA! AHAHAHAHAA, AAAHAHAHAHA! AH I'M DEAD, WAKE ME UP! AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!''''' |
| 1029 | ** Another running gag was that he would play [[{{VideoGame/Habbo}} Habbo Hotel]] if Sans were included in Smash. Shortly after the reveal he realizes this. |
| 1030 | --->'''Joel:''' ''HABBO HOTEL- '''NO! NOOO-''' [Bursts into laughter]'' |
| 1031 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFKB1lggsgQ His playthrough]] of ''The Bible Game'': |
| 1032 | ** When the host says "bequeathed", Joel hears it as...something else: |
| 1033 | --->'''Joel:''' Be-''queef''ed? Hey I said no swearin'. No PUSSY jokes, alright! |
| 1034 | ** One of the trivia questions is "What did God say would happen to Adam if he ate of the tree of knowledge of good and evil?" Joel is taken aback at how casually the host says the correct answer, "He would die." |
| 1035 | ** While playing the minigame "Jonah's Whale", he remarks how similar the music ("Sea of Faces" by Kutless) is to "Christian Music/{{Nickelback}}" and compares the game to ''VideoGame/{{Superman 64}}'' as it involves passing through rings. He then [[StylisticSuck gives an intentionally bad impression of the singer]]. |
| 1036 | ** He has ''terrible'' luck revealing "[[{{Whammy}} Wrath of God]]" on the game screen, causing him to wonder if he is being punished for his blasphemous language. The worst is probably when one of the CPU players reveals "Do Unto Others" (the player who reveals the square must give a bonus to another player), awarding Joel with control of the game screen. Of course, the first thing Joel reveals is Wrath of God. BlessedWithSuck indeed. |
| 1037 | * All of the fangame [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tEhbq6Oev0 Garbagefield Saves Christmas]] is a hoot, especially the myriad ways to die. |
| 1038 | * Creator/CharlesMartinet's "special guest appearance" in the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNaecx7MzVM 2019 recap video]]. |
| 1039 | * Joel checks out ''VideoGame/GarrysMod'' with VR [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-Ia0ARZpXM here]] and experiences a bit of the ''VideoGame/HalfLife2'' campaign through the eyes of virtual reality. |
| 1040 | ** Joel roleplays as a Coca-Cola mascot and salesman, feeding the citizens (and [[SociopathicSoldier Civil Protection]]) some refreshing Coca-Cola in between taking swigs himself. At least, he attempts to. Naturally, the citizens ignore him and the CP officers push him away, [[PoliceBrutality beating him]] after losing their patience. |
| 1041 | ** He also repeatedly attempts to hug the CP officers, with [[PoliceBrutality predictable results.]] |
| 1042 | ** Joel expresses trouble picking up objects off the floor throughout the video. So, when the one CP officer [[{{Jerkass}} makes Joel pick up the can]] and he can't do it, he opts for using the physics gun. The officer fails to realize the can is in the trash (since Joel didn't use the actual pick up function on it) so when he tries to keep Joel from progressing, the latter just [[StuffedIntoATrashcan puts the CP officer into the trash]] along with the can. |
| 1043 | ** The batteries in one of the controllers runs out, forcing Joel to continue with only one hand. He decides to shift to roleplaying as "One-Armed Pete". |
| 1044 | * During a break in the middle of a ''Franchise/StarWars'' game stream, Joel plays a disco version of the Star Wars theme over the UsefulNotes/McDonalds dance party scene from ''Film/MacAndMe''. However, when trying to type "DENIAL OF GOD" on the screen, [=XSplit=] ''completely locks up'', leaving him unable to fully control the stream. He accidentally ends up switching to another tab, with a loud version of the ''Star Wars'' theme, leading him to desperately beg chat for help over the blaring music. Eventually, the music gets so loud, his voice is completely drowned out. Part of his {{angrish}} typing from this interlude, "AGGA", ended up becoming a meme. |
| 1045 | * During his stream of ''VideoGame/DoomEternal'', while in Taras Nabad, Joel takes a few moments to mess around with a Mecha-Zombie as it futilely leaps back and forth over a gap, trying to catch up with him. Suddenly, however, [[https://youtu.be/yMgu8ZSXyp8?t=4658 it gets sick of Joel's little game, and..]] |
| 1046 | --> '''Joel''': Whaddyou mean I'm bullying him? I'm ''celebrating'' him! |
| 1047 | -->''(the Mecha-Zombie stops, turns to face the wall, and leaps through it, vanishing without a trace; Joel completely loses it after a {{Beat}}; he proceeds to have a field day with the subsequent clip, photoshopping [[{{Franchise/Mario}} Mario's hat]] onto the Zombie and adding the famous painting-whoosh from ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'' over the Zombie's disappearance'' |
| 1048 | ** Joel [[https://youtu.be/prb0pW_4yCY?t=8812 decides to read]] the Fireborne Baron's codex entry, in his best impression of the demon narrator from ''2016''. Once he's done, he finds other uses for the filter and voice, staging a conversation between the narrator and an obnoxiously high-pitched customer who is so Swedish it can be seen from space. |
| 1049 | --> '''[[EvilSoundsDeep Demon!Joel]]''': THIS IS MCDONALDS. HOW MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? ..THAT'S ONE MILKSHAKE, ONE HAPPY MEAL, AND ONE, '''[[MundaneMadeAwesome CHILI CHEESE FRIES.]]''' WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY-- [[{{Corpsing}} *Stifled giggle*]] WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY.. WITH CREDIT CARD.. OR '''[[FaustianBargain YOUR SOUL?!]]''' |
| 1050 | --> '''[[FunetikAksent Swede!Joel]]''': Hello sir! I vould liek VONE chikken noogit, PLEIS! |
| 1051 | --> '''Demon!Joel''': How many chikken noogit would you like? |
| 1052 | --> '''Swede!Joel''': I vould liek VOEN, PLES! |
| 1053 | * [[https://youtu.be/mAHNcWHJUP4 This video]] features Joel talking about the Popeyes chicken sandwich and finding an image of [[Series/SesameStreet Elmo]] holding up the sandwich. He says that it seems like Elmo poisoned the sandwich and is persuading you to eat it and proceeds to play videos of people destroying Elmo dolls. He sees a video called "Elmo exploding and burning alive compilation" and laughs hysterically at the absurdity of the concept. He then finds a video from a Korean drama in which a plate bounces off-set and smashes into the cameraman, which also cracks him up. |
| 1054 | * During 7 Days of Spooky Games 2020, Joel plays the indie horror game [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJid5XcfX48 M.Stain]]. Unfortunately, he was unaware that it had uncensored nudity, so in order to keep it from being demonetized on [=YouTube=], he had to add his own censorship edits. Naturally, he does this by simply pasting a PNG of Mario, complete with "Wahoo!" sound clip, over the nude character. Every time she appears on screen. |
| 1055 | * Joel decided to try and play the first Sims game using the Windows 98 virtual machine OS one night. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8GZChLEMGg Thanks to a "few" technical errors,]] Joel spiraled down a rabbit hole of madness when attempting to get the game to work by using a crack created in Windows 7. Multiple attempts were accompanied by the "Back to the Future" theme, with Joel doing a movie trailer narration voice filled with cliche dialogue until he bastardized it into lines like "The magic was real" and "The legend come to libe". |
| 1056 | * Joel tries to play ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g32OJKYiMUM The Long Drive]]'', a driving simulator that's vaguely similar to ''[[VideoGame/PennAndTellersSmokeAndMirrors Desert Bus]]''. Key word being tries - as he soon finds out, the game has [[WreakingHavok lots of physics simulations just for the hell of it]] and "VideoGame/{{QWOP}}-like controls", as Joel himself puts it. He tries to [[ButtonMashing button mash]] his way to competency, only succeeding at spinning the steering wheel to no effect and discovering two buttons that avert NobodyPoops (which he reacts to by playing [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQHPSD6GYxo "A Grand Day Out"]] over the spectacle). All of this happens not even ''five minutes'' into the game proper! It doesn't hurt that this doubles as a handy summary of [[ToiletHumor Joel's streaming style]] and sense of humor. |
| 1057 | -->'''Joel''': (Zooming in on a lovingly-rendered turd via binoculars) They say, that video games don't art.. but I, feel different. |
| 1058 | ** Later in the same stream, Joel has reduced his car to such shambles that he's forced to drive it by [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext vigorously fisting his car's radio]]. Realizing the obvious comparisons between this and driving the car [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Flintstones-style]], Joel decides to embrace it. |
| 1059 | -->'''Fred!Joel''': (Shouting to be heard over the Flintstones music, with a Swede's idea of an American accent) [[BorrowedCatchphrase YABBA DABBA DOO!]] YEEAAAAHHH, BARN, NOTHIN' LIKE PISSIN' AND SHITTIN' IN THE CAR! |
| 1060 | -->'''Barney!Joel''': I dunno, Fred.. (Audibly struggling not to laugh) M-maybe y' should.. maybe.. |
| 1061 | -->''(Joel accidentally gets out of the car, which immediately escapes, leaving Joel in the dust'' |
| 1062 | -->'''Fred!Joel''': YYYEAAHHHH, BARN, NOTHIN' LIKE DYIN' IN THE DESERT! |
| 1063 | -->'''Barney!Joel''': Oh, I dunno, Fred... |
| 1064 | -->'''Fred!Joel''': ''WWWWWIILLLLMAAAA!'' YABBA DABBA DOO, YOU FUCK! |
| 1065 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWAwOpTmrmc During a BRB session]], after Joel makes the claim that ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong64'' is a better game than ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie'', he decides to host a [=StrawPoll=] to let chat decide which game is truly better. ''Banjo'' wins by a significant majority, much to Joel's dissappointment. After trying to make his case for ''[=DK64=]'', Joel hosts a second poll, and ''Banjo'' wins yet again. Fed up, Joel responds by creating a third joke poll, a private poll in which he casts the sole vote for ''[=DK64=]''. Joel then decides to end the bit... until he realizes that the chat ''managed to find the link for the poll anyway'' [[labelnote:*]]Presumably by creating a new poll shortly after Joel's, then decrementing the poll ID by one until Joel's poll was reached[[/labelnote]], causing him to completely lose his shit. |
| 1066 | --> '''Joel:''' What the fuck? Somebody found my poll- wait, what the fuck?! [[BigWHAT WHAT THE FUCK?!]] ''[[BigWHAT WHAT?!]] (Joel puts the poll back on screen, showing that a vote has appeared for Banjo) WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW CAN YOU FIND A PRIVATE LINK?!'' |
| 1067 | --> ''(Chat begins to vote in favor of Banjo, causing Joel to let out several [[BigNO Big NO!'s]] in succession)'' |
| 1068 | * For [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD8qFIgrSFg VineWrestle 2021]], several moments in particular stood out among the rest of the series that year. |
| 1069 | ** First, during the match between Vinny and his alien friend Gnorts, an unexpected, surprise fighter came into the ring to fight both Vinny and Gnorts. The fighter turned out to be [[Wrestling/SamoaJoe SAMOA JOE himself!!!]] While his impact in the match ultimately became minimal (though Joel does claim it affected the match all the same in the winner's favor), his surprise appearance became enough to become a BreakoutCharacter to the series immediately, with fans wanting Samoa Joe to show up in more matches that were showing less than favorable results, like with [[VideoGame/AmongUs AMO]][[MemeticMutation GUS]] against Hootey a match later. |
| 1070 | ** Second, in what looked to become the grand finale of [=VineWrestle=] 2021, Joel planned for a ''30 fighter Wrestling/RoyalRumble'' with many of the creations he had made for the event to finally get their time to shine in the spotlight! However, technical difficulties with a previous Royal Rumble match he tried doing eariler on did occur once before, but he didn't let that deter him from completing the event as planned. During the second attempt, Joel planned on introducing the one and only Creator/MrT by saying his introduction from Series/TheATeam out loud when... |
| 1071 | --->'''Joel''': [[LargeHam LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... IN 1972!!!]] |
| 1072 | --->''The game crashes immediately afterward.'' |
| 1073 | ** Joel's opponent this year is the venerable Trollface meme, who is shockingly in-character; a particularly memorable moment from the match sees [[https://youtu.be/SD8qFIgrSFg?t=3270 Trollface give Joel an aggressive stinkface, Rikishi style]]. Joel's horrified screaming sells it. |
| 1074 | ** During the Crewman Vs Imposter match, one of the crewmen, after bringing his opponent to the mat, decides to ''stand over him and vigorously twerk''. [[https://youtu.be/SD8qFIgrSFg?t=1707 Joel's reaction]] is delivered with [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon McMahonian]] energy. |
| 1075 | --->'''Joel''': ''SUS! WE- THAT'S HIM! THAT'S HIM! THAT'S THE GUY!''" |
| 1076 | * As a follow-up to [=VineWrestle=] 2021, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q66ay30qAxU Joel plays "This is literally the worst. Game. Ever."]] Developed by Kirillian of Meme House infamy, this is an [[AffectionateParody Affectionate (?) Parody]] of both Joel's streams and of the Egglike/Walking Simulator Genres. It boasts a terrifying array of the most obnoxious Joel memes to date, and is generally designed to troll the player as much as possible. |
| 1077 | ** The game's ExcusePlot consists of aliens abducting Joel and taking him to Brazil to find seven 'GRAND EGGS' in seven 'GRAND WORLDS'. To get them, Joel is put through tasks ranging from [[WaitingPuzzle waiting for two minutes]] to [[WebVideo/MemeHouse stomping on Johnny Zest's testicles 20 times]]. |
| 1078 | ** The overworld music is all but drowned out by [[CallBack the finest Halloween Farts Youtube has to offer]]. Once it finally ends, it's replaced by vocal tracks from Music/SuperGhostbusters. |
| 1079 | ** One NPC Joel encounters tells him to stand by for the 'funniest joke ever', only to play a clip of his memetic reaction to 7 GRAND DAD. Joel walks away in disgust. |
| 1080 | ** At one point, Joel gets stuck in the overworld; for a few terrifying moments, it looks like he might have to restart the game, and his tone can only be described as absolute terror. |
| 1081 | ** The grand finale sees Joel chasing WebVideo/Jerma985 - dubbed as 'PSYCHO STREAMER' by the game - after the latter steals the charity money for some reason. Jerma has been given a grossly-exaggerated dumptruck ass, and the button-mashing the game demands of Joel appears to have no actual effect. |
| 1082 | --->'''Joel''': Kirillian, I don't think I'll ever laugh at a fart again after this; you've sucked all the funny out of it. |
| 1083 | * In an interesting parallel to Vinny's "maclanky" incident with the same program, Joel's ''VideoGame/AIDungeon2'' stream had "The next day you wake up in the hospital again." repeat itself no matter what he did when the game bugged out. A similar bug had a scripted text feature repeat endlessly, with roles reversed as Joel antagonized his in-game self and pretended to be taken over by it. |
| 1084 | ** [[https://youtu.be/GI59gTtFksY?t=1643 In another stream]] of ''AI Dungeon'', Joel goes on a massive suplexing spree... or at least attempts to, [[ArtificialStupidity as the game doesn't understand what a suplex is]], leading Joel to fill in the gaps himself. As a result, the journey of Crundlequest involves retconning his death by suplexing the Grim Reaper, [[GroinAttack eating a demon's balls]], ascending through the heavens, and suplexing the universe and himself before being reincarnated as [[ShapedLikeItself the physical embodiment of suplexing]]. |
| 1085 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxPuOdH5uAs Joel plays]] ''VideoGame/TheUrbz'', the little-known TotallyRadical edition of ''VideoGame/TheSims'' released in 2004. Picture ''The Sims'', trying too hard to be edgy, with the aesthetics of ''VideoGame/SaintsRow''. A bizarre saga of cold baked beans, early 2000s edge, dancing, and unreciprocated public makeouts ensues. The music especially takes the cake. Is regular mumble rap not mindless enough for you? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWyGH5aAoMg Ever heard it in Simlish]]? |
| 1086 | --->'''Joel''': (Laughing, reading chat) "Joel, stop laughing! [[TakeThat It's just French]]!" |
| 1087 | * After watching Vinny and Mike eat some beans, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIfYHiQudDE Joel also decides to get bean-boozled.]] HilarityEnsues. |
| 1088 | * Once on Reddit, people began to discuss what they remember as an "Evil Farming Game", where early in the game, the player kills their wife and has to hide the body from the police. People cite having played it (or at least something similar) ages ago, and some even remember a fishing minigame from it. And so, a six-year-long hunt for the game went out, yielding many different results that, while shockingly on-base with the original description when put together, didn't fit the bill individually and were ''too'' obscure for the initial poster to have really heard of them. It wasn't until someone posted [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfmHDyr3Lkk an animatic of the concept]] in a Discord server documenting any findings about the game that people began to realize what happened. During a stream of ''Global Defense Force'', Joel ponders the name of a game he's reminded of called ''VideoGame/BodyHarvest'', saying that it sounds more like a dark parody of Harvest Moon where you bury bodies in your farm, specifically citing the idea of killing your wife after a heated argument and hiding the evidence from the police. The original poster was listening to the stream while trying to fight through their insomnia to sleep, and the resulting dream stuck in their head as a manufactured memory. The original clip by itself was funny but a bit innocuous for Joel's humor, but the build-up of ''six years'' of searching for something [[ShaggyDogStory that ended up being more or less a dream inspired by the clip]] grants it a ''transcendental'' sort of contextual hilarity. |
| 1089 | ** When streaming a game of ''Bald Luigi's Crustmust Deluxe'', Joel reminisces over a moment a Brazilian commentary channel discusses the "Evil Farming Game". The video incorrectly uses a background image of Vinny's channel instead of Joel's, and the commentator pronounces "vinesauce" as "VINE-EE-SAUSEY." Joel wheezes his ass off as a result. |
| 1090 | * On April 25, 2023, Joel started a stream where he claimed that he would be playing ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' with Chat. However, instead, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDJlmvqWC4c&t=1622s this]] was played instead. A CreatorDrivenSuccessor to ''Music/SuperGhostbusters'', ''Sex in Minecraft'' consists of Joel screaming about having sex in Minecraft, and Grandma dying, all over MIDI renditions of songs like [[Film/FallenAngels "Only You"]], [[Music/{{Europe}} "The Final Countdown"]], [[Music/{{ACDC}} "TNT"]], [[Music/TheWiggles "Fruit Salad"]], and the ''WesternAnimation/BobTheBuilder'' and ''WesternAnimation/{{Pingu}}'' theme songs. |
| 1091 | ** The ending of the stream has Joel coming back and talking with Chat about some Minecraft troubleshooting, such as server costs, crossplay, and other things as ''Sex in Minecraft'' continues to play in the background while Joel tries to deny hearing it. The stream ends when Joel realizes he can't understand it, and it was AllForNothing. |
| 1092 | * During part 2 of ''VideoGame/SlayersXTerminalAftermathVenganceOfTheSlayer'', Joel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnWJo84sXdc reads a chat message]] that claims that he sounds like Limes. Joel is baffled by the idea and tries to explain what his attempt at a Limes impression would sound like, only to back out right away. After some arguing with chat over the idea (and after accidentally tabbing to an image of a sign that says "Danger: Made in England"), he finally gives in; the resulting "impression" ends up being an over-compressed, high-pitched whoop that immediately causes him to break down laughing and quit the game. |
| 1093 | -->'''Joel:''' ''(still giggling to himself)'' [[SarcasmMode Flawless!]] |
| 1094 | * Joel dedicates a couple of streams to messing with the rewind functionality of a [=PlayStation=] emulator, which he quickly compares to making live YouTubePoop. |
| 1095 | ** He has lots of fun messing around with the dialogue in ''VideoGame/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone'', from constantly restarting Madame Hooch's countdown for the broom flying lessons, to making Professor Flitwick say "sexcellent" and "owo". |
| 1096 | *** The highlight however, comes from the [[https://youtu.be/U9sIFQ6LK_8?si=IadjkIxcGy-pDzmu&t=5495 Draco Malfoy boss fight]]. First, Joel delights in causing Draco to get sent flying by the front doors, sometimes back into the previous loading screen. Then, when Draco calls for Crabbe to join in, Joel continuously makes him flex and grunt rapidly, declaring that he's [[Memes/Morbius2022 morbing out]], before causing Crabbe to cycle between flexing and retreating from the room entirely. |
| 1097 | ** Joel also plays around a bit in ''Duke Nukem: Time to Kill''. He eventually gets killed and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmXEsmuy7yE loops Duke's death animations]]. At one point, Duke makes a pathetic flop and a small grunt, before rewinding back up to his feet, as Joel laughs wildly. |
| 1098 | * While playing a parody of Castlevania based on Fren, Joel messes around with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe5-VTd9OWo a picture of a bald John Cena, mainly giving him a mustache and laughing about it]]. |
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