Line #19 Funny/TheRiseOfDarthVulcan


1	* Vulcan expressing his opinion that with all the "girly cutesy pootsy crap", it's surprising their leader doesn't fart glitter.
2	* Zecora [[OohMeAccentsSlipping dropping her accent]] like a hot rock when Ted shows up in his ScaryImpracticalArmor.
3	* After freaking out at Darth Vulcan casually mentioning that he had killed, cooked, and ''ate'' a [[TakenForGranite Cockatrice]], we receive this little exchange.
4	--> '''Celestia:''' ''{{Beat}}'' "So how did it taste?"
5	-->'''Darth Vulcan:''' "I dunno, [[BuffySpeak snakey]]-[[TastesLikeChicken chickeny]]. Look, are you going to interrupt a lot?"
6	--> '''Celestia:''' "Never mind. Continue."
7	* Diamond Tiara's HumiliationConga. She becomes a [[DraggedByTheCollar literal]] [[TheDragAlong Drag Along]], getting [[CoveredInGunge dunked in a bog]] along the way, followed by a dunk in clean water to wash the mud off. Then comes [[HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood the Diamond Dog parenting]], getting dropped in a privy, ''another'' traumatic bath, and being put in a gunny sack hanging on the wall of a butcher's shop. She shuts up after that.
8	* Runt getting caught in one the Castle's traps, and the ensuing conversation.
9	--> '''Vulcan''': Are you injured?
10	--> '''Runt''': Don't think so.
11	--> '''Vulcan''': Don't think so?
12	--> '''Runt''': Can't see, Dread Master. Can't see! Everything dark!
13	--> '''Vulcan''': Runt?
14	--> '''Runt''': Yes?
15	--> '''Vulcan''': Try opening your eyes.
16	--> '''Runt''': Oh, that better.
17	* Chrysalis and [[spoiler: Sombra]] throwing insults at each other, while Vulcan watches on.
18	--> '''[[spoiler: Sombra]]''': Cockroach!
19	--> '''Chrysalis''': Relic!
20	--> '''[[spoiler: Sombra]]''': Pompous nag!
21	--> '''Chrysalis''': Gas bag!
22	--> '''Vulcan''' (thinking): I dunno. Maybe they used to date.
23	* The Diamond Dogs must have learned from Ted during the battle for the Everfree Castle, as their heads are about [[GroinAttack crotch level]] against [[spoiler:Sombra]]'s minions.
24	* The Diamond Dogs rescuing Ted results in Canterlot Castle sliding down the mountainside and ending up in a lake, where it stays for the rest of the fic.
25	* A disgruntled unicorn farmer ''throwing his house'' at Celestia because he got screwed by the tax department, and the whole "nobility takes precedence" thing. The events leading to it are kinda grim, but no one can deny that the result is hilarious.
26	-->'''Heart Root:''' "You wanted my farm so bad? Well, [[PrecisionFStrike y'bitch]], [[PreAssKickingOneLiner here it is!]]"
27	* During a demonstration of animal care to the Changelings (so they can harvest their pets' love for them), Angel Bunny decides to bite Vulcan on the arm - his reaction is to drop-kick the rabbit into the forest so hard that Fluttershy has to pull his tail [[AssShove out of his arse]].
28	* Due to the weirdness of Changeling mating habits, Chrysalis becomes hopelessly enamored with Vulcan. His reactions are ''priceless''. In-Universe, Princess Luna finds out and starts laughing uncontrollably.
29	* Dodger and his run-in with the aptly-titled "Nope Spider" swarm is comedy gold; especially when he falls into a fetlock-deep carpet of them and inadvertently invents Riverdance.

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