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| 6 | [[caption-width-right:350:[-When [[WesternAnimation/TheMagicVoyage a movie]] annoys the Critic so much that he has a nervous breakdown ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck before the review starts]]''.-]]] |
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| 8 | [[index]] |
| 9 | * [[Funny/TheNostalgiaCritic2007Episodes 2007 Episodes]] |
| 10 | * [[Funny/TheNostalgiaCritic2008Episodes 2008 Episodes]] |
| 11 | * [[Funny/TheNostalgiaCritic2009Episodes 2009 Episodes]] |
| 12 | * [[Funny/TheNostalgiaCritic2010Episodes 2010 Episodes]] |
| 13 | * [[Funny/TheNostalgiaCritic2011Episodes 2011 Episodes]] |
| 14 | * [[Funny/TheNostalgiaCritic2012Episodes 2012 Episodes]] |
| 15 | * [[Funny/TheNostalgiaCritic2013Episodes 2013 Episodes]] |
| 16 | * [[Funny/TheNostalgiaCritic2014Episodes 2014 Episodes]] |
| 17 | * [[Funny/TheNostalgiaCritic2015Episodes 2015 Episodes]] |
| 18 | * [[Funny/TheNostalgiaCritic2016Episodes 2016 Episodes]] |
| 19 | * [[Funny/TheNostalgiaCritic2017Episodes 2017 Episodes]] |
| 20 | * [[Funny/TheNostalgiaCritic2018Episodes 2018 Episodes]] |
| 21 | * [[Funny/TheNostalgiaCritic2019Episodes 2019 Episodes]] |
| 22 | * [[Funny/TheNostalgiaCritic2020Episodes 2020 Episodes]] |
| 23 | * [[Funny/TheNostalgiaCritic2021Episodes 2021 Episodes]] |
| 24 | * [[Funny/TheNostalgiaCritic2022Episodes 2022 Episodes]] |
| 25 | * [[Funny/TheNostalgiaCritic2023Episodes 2023 Episodes]] |
| 26 | * [[Funny/TheNostalgiaCritic2024Episodes 2024 Episodes]] |
| 27 | [[/index]] |
| 28 | ---- |
| 29 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 30 | [[folder:Behind the Scenes]] |
| 31 | * During the behind the scenes of the ''Film/AliceInWonderland2010'' review, Doug gets Tamara to demonstrate her naturally EvilLaugh. |
| 32 | * Dino-Rob singing the Meow Mix jingle in the ''Film/JurassicParkIII'' review. |
| 33 | * The various takes of Shyamalan's dance sequence for the ''Film/AfterEarth'' review. Rob's demo track of the Looney Tunes theme WithLyrics just adds to the comedy. |
| 34 | * During the behind the scenes for the "Top 11 Best ''Avatar'' episodes", Doug is covering the scene they're about to film and explains how he wants Jason to say "My cab bitches!" Malcolm, who is filming, just ''then'' gets the pun, prompting Rob to tell him he and Doug argued about it because it was ''so painful'', but Doug wouldn't take no for an answer. |
| 35 | * In the making of the ''Film/TheMonsterSquad'' review, Doug reveals that the book that stood in for the [[TomeOfEldritchLore Ancient Book of Ancientness]] is full of DescriptionPorn that they can't make sense of, but looks suspiciously like regular porn. |
| 36 | * In the making of ''Film/DemolitionMan'', when Malcolm is doing a Creator/WesleySnipes Crazy person skit, Doug wants him to moves his arms around like a nutter while speaking. Malcolm proceeds to do an Egyptian dance while speaking. Everybody there loses it in laughter. |
| 37 | ** The crew discuss having sex with zombies. Doug walks in with a disturbed look on his face. |
| 38 | -->'''Doug:''' What did I walk into?? |
| 39 | -->'''Rob:''' Necrophilia, necrophili-you! |
| 40 | * In the making of the ''Film/JupiterAscending'' review, they all randomly decide to [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext line up dressed as the characters that chew scenery to recite the opening of "Hakuna Matata."]] Tamara forgets the words, forcing them to start over and in some cases change positions. This part is being filmed by Papa Walker. |
| 41 | -->'''Papa Walker:''' And they pay me to film this. |
| 42 | * During the making of ''Film/ThePurge'', Doug practises his Creator/BryanCranston impression for the ''Series/BreakingBad'' sketch. "Always squinting, ''bottom teeth '''out'''!''" |
| 43 | * At the end of ''Film/GhostRiderSpiritOfVengeance'', Doug and Tamara wiping off make-up in the bathroom and teasingly talking about how cute boys are (with Doug complaining that some people are really insecure and will complain if he leaves any eyeliner on). |
| 44 | * During the making of the ''Osmosis Jones'' review, Doug comments on how the episode's version of [[WesternAnimation/InsideOut Disgust]] looks like an eco-friendly [[WesternAnimation/ScoobyDoo Daphne Blake]]. |
| 45 | * During the making of the ''Fury Road'' review, Jason refuses to be seen on camera and tells Malcolm to just put a dick over his face. A picture of [[TakeThat He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's]] face than covers up Jason's face. |
| 46 | * Tamara's reaction to seeing Doug dressed up as Winifred in the ''Film/HocusPocus'' review. |
| 47 | ** Doug's wig keeps falling back when he moves his head, and he complains he can't form a fist with the long fingernails. |
| 48 | ** The room with the recording equipment mysteriously gets locked, prompting them to think the place is haunted and that someone is trying to stop them from making the review. |
| 49 | * In the Making of the ''Film/CatsAndDogs'' review, [[AbusiveParents The Abusive Parents]] are renamed [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Uncle Lies and Aunt Deceit]]. |
| 50 | ** Changed to Aunt Despair in ''Film/ThePhantomOfTheOpera'' review |
| 51 | ** Rob imitating the sound of an old printer just as Doug walks in, causing him to stare at his brother in utter confusion for a several moments before asking what the hell he's doing. |
| 52 | * While also endearing, Doug so falling in love with a tight red sweater dress in the ''Labyrinth'' behind the scenes, calling it beautiful and though it doesn't work for child-Tamara, filing it away in his brain for another review. |
| 53 | * Also appreciated {{fanservice}}, but in the POTO behind the scenes, Tamara and Beth zoom in on Doug's ass and he shakes it for them. |
| 54 | * Apparently, the joke with the traffic cone in the ''Film/Ghostbusters2016'' review was a ThrowItIn moment. Rob adds in the line "I feel like a traffic cone," [[RealLifeWritesThePlot they all notice the traffic cone nearby,]] and the next few minutes are them laughing their asses off and deliberating how to work it in. Funny thing is, all the alternatives are about as funny as what they went with. |
| 55 | ** Malcolm points out that Rob as the [[Film/{{Ghostbusters 1984}} Walter Peck]] {{Expy}} bears an uncanny resemblance to a younger Barney. Rob has mixed feelings about this; Barney is overjoyed. |
| 56 | * In ''Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks'' behind the scenes, Tamara takes a picture of Rob (Scallon, her boyfriend) and Jim holding Doug's while he leans out, notes how dirty it looks and says pervily "good for you, Doug". Also at the end where she's way too tiny for Doug's high five and [[http://thatchickwiththegifs.tumblr.com/post/147409165755 paws]] at his arm. |
| 57 | * In the ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesOutOfTheShadows'' behind the scenes, Tamara's reaction to Heather's "it's okay for [Aiyanna] to look like that cos I'm here": basically collapsing in laughter so hard that she has to hang onto the wall. |
| 58 | * The "You're a Rotten Dirty Bastard" bloopers, particularly: |
| 59 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZJZGvbZnLs&t=1m29s "But Critic! You can't leave!" ''(Doug cracks up)'']] |
| 60 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZJZGvbZnLs&t=3m24s Spoony: "Helllooooooo, I'm The Nostalgia Critic, I remember it, so you don't have to!" Doug: "You're an asshole."]] |
| 61 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZJZGvbZnLs&t=3m46s Spoony almost loses his mind from too much maniacal laughter.]] |
| 62 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZJZGvbZnLs&t=5m51s "Hey, get outta here! Get outta here!" "Hey, you're a bastard!"]] |
| 63 | [[/folder]] |
| 64 | [[folder:Commentaries]] |
| 65 | * ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'' Commentary |
| 66 | ** "I need to feel warm!" |
| 67 | ** When Rob mentions that the carpet looks like the Brady Bunch's living room, Doug breaks into a wookiee version of ''Series/TheBradyBunch'' theme. |
| 68 | ** "Because the audience demanded it, more Creator/HarveyKorman." |
| 69 | ** When the Critic loses the ability to control his bowels... |
| 70 | -->'''Doug''': The diarrhea sound, all of you should know where that's from, that's ''Film/DumbAndDumber'', the greatest diarrhea sound effect in history, I think.\ |
| 71 | '''Rob''': With the greatest performance by Creator/JeffDaniels ever.\ |
| 72 | ''They both howl like Jeff Daniels'' |
| 73 | ** Their discussion of Santa Christ. |
| 74 | -->'''Rob''': The funny thing is this beard kept falling off, so I sound like I've had a stroke, I'm going, ""[imitates Santa Christ as if he had a stroke]"", and it's because I'm trying to move my mouth in such a way that this beard doesn't fall, it sounds like Santa Christ had a stroke. *laughs* I really wanted to nail you directly between the eyes\ |
| 75 | '''Doug''': Yeah, every time we did it, you would poke me a little harder, and you'd poke me in different areas, you'd sort of slap me a little bit too.\ |
| 76 | '''Rob''': I like how on the forums, some people were just like "I don't like Santa Christ, he kept looking at the camera"...\ |
| 77 | '''Doug''': THAT'S THE POINT!!\ |
| 78 | '''Rob''': I know, I did that on purpose, that was the point. He's supposed to break the fourth wall. He's like looking at the audience, saying "Come on, folks, this'll be fun!" |
| 79 | * The commentary for ''Film/TheGarbagePailKidsMovie'' review shows that it is one of the few movies that annoys Doug both in character and out of character. It manages to be this, as well as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}. |
| 80 | ** Rob's imitation the Garbage Pail Kids. |
| 81 | ** "Oh no, Santa Christ! They got Santa Christ! ''(as Santa Christ)'' I'm not ugly, I just want to bring...Sega Genesises to the world, ho ho ho!" |
| 82 | ** Their observation of one of the bullies' fake laugh, and the Critic's imitation. |
| 83 | -->'''Doug:''' My fake laugh actually sounds better than her fake laugh! |
| 84 | ** At one point, Bhargav walks by, and Doug and Rob ask him to join in. His response: a just-barely-on-mic "Oh, that piece of shit?" |
| 85 | * Rob calling Doug a closet furry in the ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7HZGZfSSek Commentary.]] |
| 86 | * In the ''Film/BattlefieldEarth'' commentary, TheStinger is the "While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME" line, which Doug replies with "Indeed". |
| 87 | * The beginning of the commentary for ''WesternAnimation/TheCareBearsMovie'', with Doug and Rob trying to sing the theme song and Rob getting hopelessly confused by the opening countdown starting from four instead of five. |
| 88 | ** When discussing [[Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Judge Doom]], they call him ComicBook/JudgeDredd four times. And after realizing the mistake, they say the big "When I killed your brother" line as Creator/SylvesterStallone. |
| 89 | ** Their discussion of the Care Bears' tendency to only help upper class white kids, with the realization that the most serious problem these white kids have is that they're "[[FirstWorldProblems indifferent]]". |
| 90 | --->'''Rob:''' Fuck 'em! We only help the whites! |
| 91 | ** "Hi! I'm I.T. bear!" |
| 92 | ** Film/StarGate Care Bear-1. |
| 93 | ** "You've reached the Necronomicon. What are you wearing?" |
| 94 | ** Doug picks up a typo in the captions (actually, it isn't) and asks Rob why he didn't catch it. Rob replies "I don't know, sometimes- sometimes I actually have ''faith'' that you might know what you're doing for a half-second." |
| 95 | *** "[[SelfDeprecation You know I'm dyslexic as hell!]]" |
| 96 | ** The lyric "I see a bee on Thread Bear's nose" is met with "Who gives a fuck?" |
| 97 | * When Game Boy shows up in ''WesternAnimation/CaptainNTheGameMaster'', Rob comments how sad it is that ''this'' was the moment when the show jumped the shark. |
| 98 | * Rob's cameo in the the ''Film/{{Leprechaun}}'' commentary. Upon discovering that Doug and Creator/BradJones are in the middle of doing the commentary without him, he promptly breaks into loud fake crying and runs out of the room. |
| 99 | --->'''Doug:''' Come out of the bathroom!\ |
| 100 | '''Rob:''' [[LargeHam NOOO!!]] |
| 101 | ** Brad wanting to see the other ''Leprechaun'' movies just to find out if they kept the shoe shining AchillesHeel. |
| 102 | * The Christmas special commentary reveals how Doug got Roger to play the scene where he's in disbelief at the fact that without the Critic everyone's life is better [[spoiler:he told him to pretend he'd just found out his girlfriend was a man.]] |
| 103 | * Rob points out that the Rockbiter's wife in ''Film/TheNeverendingStoryIIIEscapeFromFantasia'' has an "[[Film/LittleMonsters over the shoulder boulder holder]]", causing Doug to completely crack up and wonder how that joke didn't occur to them while writing the review. |
| 104 | ** The parody of Limahl's "Film/TheNeverendingStory" they open the commentary with. |
| 105 | ** The origins of the crowbar. |
| 106 | * In ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretOfNIMH2TimmyToTheRescue'', Doug acknowledges that he didn't see the big twist coming, but you could say the same if Mrs. Brisby had turned out to be broccoli. |
| 107 | ** At the beginning of the commentary. Doug and Rob have a bit of an argument and at one point, Doug tells Rob to leave... |
| 108 | -->'''Rob:''' ''(Beat)'' Do you really want me to leave? |
| 109 | -->'''Doug:''' I... n-no. |
| 110 | -->'''Rob:''' That's what I thought. |
| 111 | * In the commentary for ''WesternAnimation/QuestForCamelot'', Doug mentions Creator/LewisLovhaug getting mad at him for the review because ''Film/{{Camelot}}'' was his favorite film. What's funny about that? He defends the forest by saying that it doesn't need explanation, [[HypocriticalHumor it's magic.]] |
| 112 | * During Raoul Puke calling the Critic a hack who says his opinions like they're facts, Doug comments: "That probably is what Creator/HunterSThompson would think of me." |
| 113 | * In ''Film/TheWizard'', Doug's at a bit of a loss about what to call Putnam's career, and settles on "professional child bringer backer guy." |
| 114 | * In the [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfTheTitanic OTHER animated Titanic movie]] commentary, Doug and Rob end by spitting at the film, saying it is a shame as it has better animation. |
| 115 | ** Rob's explanation for how he made it possible for the Critic to perform the skit that pokes fun at the shoe-sniffing joke. |
| 116 | -->'''Rob:''' Honey? Can I borrow your shoe? |
| 117 | -->'''Rob's Now-Wife:''' ...Why? |
| 118 | -->'''Rob:''' ...Because Doug needs to sniff it? |
| 119 | -->'''Rob's Now-Wife:''' ...Explain? |
| 120 | ** Which leads to Doug saying he actually didn't sniff her shoe that heavily (the nose sound was recorded in post), but says that he's sure Rob's wife's foot smells wonderful. Rob agrees. |
| 121 | *** Followed by Rob worrying that talking about this online will get him ExiledToTheCouch... without a shoe to smell. |
| 122 | ** The reveal that the Jagermeister bottles came from Doug winning a contest at a restaurant, which inexplicably included empty liquor bottles. |
| 123 | ** Singing ''Series/TheBennyHillShow'' theme during a whacky bit. |
| 124 | ** Referencing the ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' skit "Titey", saying that it had more dignity than ''both'' animated Titanic movies. |
| 125 | ** Their wondering how the villain's henchman is able to talk to sharks, leading to them suggesting that maybe the bad guy punched him in the stomach to make him cry and his tear fell on a shark. |
| 126 | ** Just the way Rob walks through the film's "logic" is hysterical. |
| 127 | * From the ''Film/SimonSez'' commentary with Creator/AllisonPregler, she and Doug talk about fanfiction involving both a joke they made in the review, a DarkFic spawning from the end of Allison's ''Film/{{Birdemic}}'' review, a Nostalgia Critic[=/=]Santa Christ fic, and a parody fic in the style of Creator/HansVonHozel. It's every bit as hilarious as it sounds, and then some. |
| 128 | * For ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons2000'', Doug and Rob start off with dueling Profion impressions, then Rob soon drops it while Doug declares he's going to keep it up for the entire commentary. And that's just what he does, with Rob occasionally expressing disbelief that he's still doing it, and even though before it's halfway done he's completely run out of material and is just talking as himself with a weird voice. Then they recount the disagreement they had over whether there should be a ''Series/DoctorWho'' reference for Creator/TomBaker's appearance, and Rob can't believe he's having a serious discussion with that voice. |
| 129 | ** Rob decides to tackle Doug and force his real voice out, and Doug settles down after it... ''and continues to do the voice anyway''! |
| 130 | ** The only time Doug drops it is at the very end, when they spoof a sequel fantasy story where the character get Snails back, because he says the moment deserves his real voice! |
| 131 | ** Profion!Doug saying the Critic would be far hotter with the bald guy's blue lipstick on. |
| 132 | * In the ''Film/MoulinRouge'' one, it turns out that the reference to the infamous VHS cover of ''WesternAnimation/{{The Little Mermaid|1989}}'' wasn't in the script. Doug simply brought the video with him in case they wanted to throw in a random penis joke. |
| 133 | * Tricking us into thinking his commentary for ''Film/TheGrinch'' will also be entirely in rhyme. |
| 134 | * In the commentary for ''Film/ASimpleWish'', Doug bitching at the Critic for being a cynical idiot and complaining about someone he's never met is both bizarrely sweet and hilarious. |
| 135 | ** Doug starts the commentary by building up the person with him as if it's Creator/MaraWilson, and then it turns out to be Holly. |
| 136 | * In the ''Film/ChildsPlay1988'' commentary, near the end, Doug realizes he and WebVideo/{{Phelous}} never introduced themselves at the beginning and the viewer may be wondering who these people talking over the review are. Phelous introduces himself as Creator/BradDourif and Doug introduces himself as Jack Skellington. |
| 137 | * In his commentary of ''WesternAnimation/HeavyMetal'' with WebVideo/DiamandaHagan, he notes that [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 it's the nicest weather Earth has ever had]]. |
| 138 | * Rob opens up the ''Film/ScoobyDoo'' commentary with "Hey...[[WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee Aren't you dead?"]] |
| 139 | * In ''Film/TheCatInTheHat'' commentary, Rob mentioning that Creator/MikeMyers as The Cat literally gave him NightmareFuel. |
| 140 | ** Rachel is pretty sure their neighbors at the studio think they're a porn crew thanks to all the bizarre costumes they're constantly bringing in. |
| 141 | * The ''Film/TurboAPowerRangersMovie'' commentary opens with Doug "fighting" with the opening sequence to the review in an attempt to speak. |
| 142 | ** As Malcolm!Zordon introduces the Critic to Rachel!Rita, Doug claims that he "couldn't tell that was Rachel!" |
| 143 | ** The group wonder if the reason for the martial arts being priority was ever explained, ending with Doug saying that "Lewis told me "there is [an explanation], but it's really stupid," saying that when Linkara thinks something in ''Franchise/PowerRangers'' is stupid, then it ''must'' be dumb. |
| 144 | ** Malcolm talks about how he imitated Zordon since watching ''Power Rangers'' as a child, and then Doug jokes that his voice sounded like that even back then. |
| 145 | -->'''Doug:''' ''[as Zordon]'' Mommy! Daddy! I am hungry! |
| 146 | * Doug's reaction to the Creator/GeorgeTakei snowmen in ''Film/{{Devil}}'', as by the time the commentary was filmed he'd forgotten the context of that image. |
| 147 | * In their commentary of ''WesternAnimation/TheLorax2012'', they briefly talk about what a Grinch anime would be like. |
| 148 | * In ''Top 11 Best Avatar Episodes'': |
| 149 | ** Getting their celebrity guests tends to be a lot simpler than people think and boils down to "We asked him." |
| 150 | ** Doug and Rob fighting over who gets to marry Creator/DanteBasco. |
| 151 | ** Rufio at Jucio's. |
| 152 | ** The Barnes and Noble scenes had to be filmed very early in the morning, with palpable irritation from the janitor who had to work around them. |
| 153 | ** After Dante was still a bit out of it from waking up so early, he suggested they stop to get breakfast, only realizing halfway through that he was still in full costume. |
| 154 | * In the ''Film/ThePhantomOfTheOpera'' commentary, Doug says that he showed his mom some scenes of the episode, and her main reaction was disbelief about how much hair he's lost in such a short space of time. |
| 155 | [[/folder]] |
| 156 | %%Apparently, the list of Funny Moments from videos by Creator/DougWalker (which amount to A LOT of videos) was cut because it was categorized under its creator's name and apparently there's a policy against categorizing any YMMV lists by creator... Therefore, per site policy, there is nowhere else to put these. |
| 157 | [[folder:Disneycember]] |
| 158 | * ''WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs'': Him breaking down over Grumpy crying. |
| 159 | -->"THERE'S NO HOPE FOR HUMANITY." |
| 160 | ** Him pointing out the logical {{Plot Hole}}s of the ending. |
| 161 | * In his review of ''{{WesternAnimation/Pinocchio}}'', he wonders why nobody would notice there is ''[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight a giant fox and cat]]'' walking around and the irony of them noticing a living puppet. |
| 162 | ** His dislike of Jiminy Cricket, saying that he always waited for Pinocchio to step on him, which, he must have known, happened in the original book. |
| 163 | * Pointing out the notorious, brief shot of a naked lady at the beginning of his review of ''WesternAnimation/TheRescuers''. |
| 164 | ** Plus his deadpan delivery regarding said shot: "Okay, I'm just gonna get it out of the way, there's a picture of a naked woman in this movie. Disney is full of pervs. There. Done." |
| 165 | ** And at the end when he muses, "And what ''was'' up with that naked lady?" |
| 166 | ** Similarly, in his ''{{WesternAnimation/Bambi}}'' review, he can't start it without the scene where Bambi's mother is shot. |
| 167 | * In his review of ''WesternAnimation/TheGreatMouseDetective'', he says that it was one of the first Disney films he saw in theaters and seeing the magic of Disney on the big screen is delightful, wholesome fun. [[NightmareFuel Cue Fidget kidnapping Flaversham]]. |
| 168 | -->"MOMMY!! THAT'S SCARY AS FUCK!!" |
| 169 | * His opinions of the songs in ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'' and how he prefers "Be Prepared" over "Hakuna Matata", which all of the kids at his school sang. The icing on the cake is this clip: |
| 170 | -->'''Scar:''' I'm surrounded by idiots. |
| 171 | * From his review of ''WesternAnimation/{{The Hunchback of Notre Dame|Disney}}'' |
| 172 | -->'''Doug:''' That being said, there are a few things that are a bit forced.\ |
| 173 | ''(cut to [[TheScrappy the gargoyles]] singing "A Guy Like You")''\ |
| 174 | '''Doug:''' ''(aggravated)'' I'll get to ''them'' in a minute. |
| 175 | ** His summary of everything Frollo does in the entire movie: "Ya know, for kids!" |
| 176 | * Of ''{{WesternAnimation/Hercules}}'', he goes over all the random, inane choices made for the movie and how it was told. The last straw? That Music/MichaelBolton sings the end title song. |
| 177 | * His thoughts on ''Fantasia 2000'', particularly the parts with Creator/SteveMartin. |
| 178 | * [[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove "DAVID SPADE IS A LLAMA?!?!?"]] |
| 179 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/BrotherBear'' review: "DAAAH! Music/PhilCollins, modern talk, PinkySwear!" |
| 180 | * In his ''WesternAnimation/TarzanII'' review, how he sums up an average Phil Collins background tune in a Disney movie; "I'M SAAAD! I'M SAAAD! I'M PHILLL COLLINNNS!!!" |
| 181 | * The end of his review of ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles1'': |
| 182 | -->'''Doug:''' It's great to see Pixar finally branching out and actually working with human characters! They don't have to keep the focus on toys or machines or things that come to life! This is opening a whole new door for ''(''Cars'' poster appears)'' ''*groan*'' Join me in the next review... |
| 183 | * The deadpan, MotorMouth beginning to his review of ''WesternAnimation/Cars2'': "Everyone says ''Cars 2'' sucks, it does, let's talk about it." |
| 184 | ** "Why is it the only jokes that make me laugh in these movies are the [[ToiletHumor toilet jokes]]? That's not a good sign." |
| 185 | * His first attempt to summarize ''{{WesternAnimation/Brave}}'': |
| 186 | -->'''Doug:''' All right, so this story that seems so different and new is about a princess... gee, [[SarcasmMode haven't seen that from Disney yet]]. But this particular one [[RebelliousPrincess doesn't want to be a princess]]... gee, haven't seen ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} that]]'' from Disney yet. But she's [[PluckyGirl adventurous and free-spirited]]... gee, haven't seen ''[[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast that]] from Disney before!'' She has to be forced to marry somebody... [[{{Angrish}} gee, haven't seen]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Pocahontas}} that... from...]] oh, and the mother [[WesternAnimation/BrotherBear turns into a bear]]. Oh for God's sake, that one wasn't even a hit! Why are you ripping off stuff you already know failed?! |
| 187 | * He explains how everyone fell completely in love with ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3'' and think it's the greatest movie ever. He thinks it's good. The response? "BOOO!". |
| 188 | * He admits that ''WesternAnimation/{{Cinderella}}'' sounds kind of twisted if you look at it from PrinceCharming's perspective: |
| 189 | -->'''Doug:''' Hey, he found a woman strictly based on sight. Hey, he knew her for a few hours, and then he decided she's the one. Hey, all she left is a shoe, and somehow that's gonna determine which woman you're going to marry. Hey, coincidentally the shoe size can only fit one friggin' woman in the entire world, and thank God it just happened to be the one you fell in love with! |
| 190 | * His description of how he originally didn't think too much about ''Film/{{Maleficent}}'', didn't see it as a big deal, but after he thought about it more, he eventually realized... |
| 191 | -->'''Doug:''' You know what? This movie really sucks. A lot. |
| 192 | * His two cents on the controversy about ''WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog''. When the movie was first released, people were complaining about how the movie changed how things were during the time the movie was placed. His response? |
| 193 | -->'''Doug:''' There's a fucking talking frog, I think we'll live. |
| 194 | * When he talks about how overplayed the songs are from ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013'', he concedes that he's one of the annoying ones who does it. He then tries to defend himself by saying he only does it in his car when nobody else is around... until it backfires when he realizes that also means he lacks the excuse that he can play it around his kids. |
| 195 | -->'''Doug:''' Okay, this is actually sounding pathetic. |
| 196 | * From the ''[[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeastBellesMagicalWorld Belle's Magical World]]'' review: |
| 197 | ** He calls the video so terrible, the only "magical" part occurs when an OffModel Belle's eyes point in opposite directions. |
| 198 | ** His rushed ending for the review: |
| 199 | -->'''Doug:''' ''Belle's Magical World'', it sucks, I'm onto the next one, bye! |
| 200 | * From his review of ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaidIIReturnToTheSea'': |
| 201 | -->'''Doug:''' Pat Carroll's back to do the voice [of the villain]; she could read the phone book and make it sound deliciously evil! |
| 202 | * In the introduction to ''WesternAnimation/MulanII'', he explains that the video sounds distorted because he yelled so much that ''he blew out his microphone''. |
| 203 | -->'''Doug:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I'm sure you'll take that as a good sign.]] |
| 204 | ** The fact that, unlike the other Disneycember videos, he caps this one off not with a pun relevant to the movie's motifs, but by saying, "this movie can friggin' blow me." |
| 205 | * During the review of ''WesternAnimation/BrotherBear2'', he finds it baffling that there are officially [[WesternAnimation/BrotherBear three]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Brave}} movies]] about turning into bears, despite none of them doing well, and wonders if there's some executive at Disney who wants to be a bear. |
| 206 | * Doug's utter bafflement at ''Film/{{Can of Worms}}'': |
| 207 | -->'''Doug:''' It's the craziest goddamn thing I've ever seen! I mean, it's absolutely ludicrous! And dumb! And not good! And... I... I don't even have the words for it! |
| 208 | ** The amount of commenters who believed the film was a bizarre dream they had as kids. |
| 209 | * In his review of ''Film/SmartHouse'', he reveals he was actually considering it for the chopping block, thinking that Disney fans would prefer ''Film/PrincessProtectionProgram'' as it had princesses. Only to his amazement that his Facebook fans overwhelmingly told him to go with ''Smart House'', and he was probably glad he did as he actually enjoyed it. |
| 210 | * One that's funny to his fellow [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Avafans]]: Although Selena calls herself the moon "goddess," in his review of ''Film/{{Zenon}}: Z3'', he refers to her as "the Moon Spirit." You never forget your hometown dialect... |
| 211 | * "[[WesternAnimation/{{Planes}} PLANES!!! GODDAMN PLANES!!!]]" Doug basically has an absolute breakdown due to this movie. |
| 212 | ** Not to mention his LamePunReaction to the "Flysenhower". It completely breaks him in half. |
| 213 | [[/folder]] |
| 214 | [[folder:Dreamworks-uary]] |
| 215 | * For the month of February, Doug looks at all the Dreamworks animated movies in something he likes to call... "Dreamworks-uary". |
| 216 | * The announcement that he doesn't like ''WesternAnimation/Shrek1'' is accompanied by the BigNo from ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack.'' |
| 217 | -->"Get the hate mail ready, get your fingers on the keyboard, here we go... I don't like ''Shrek''." |
| 218 | * The opening to the Dreamworks-uary review of ''WesternAnimation/SharkTale'': |
| 219 | --> Creator/WillSmith fish is scary, okay? I'm just putting it out there right now. Creator/WillSmith as a fish is fucking disgusting. It's gross. I don't like looking at it. The idea that it's the main character is just fucking idiotic. |
| 220 | ** His insistence on referring to the characters as (Actor) (Species) (ex. "Creator/WillSmith Fish", "Creator/JackBlack Shark", etc.). |
| 221 | ** "What do kids like today? Well, they like Fish and they like Creator/WillSmith. Throw that together, mix in some pop culture references and shit, and you have... SHIT!" |
| 222 | * In his review of ''WesternAnimation/Madagascar1'', he says it contrasts from ''WesternAnimation/TheWild'', then asks which came out first.[[note]]Madagascar came out first, by nearly a year.[[/note]] |
| 223 | * After going on and on about how much he loves ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda2'', Doug reveals his one gripe with the movie: it came out the same weekend as ''[[Film/TheHangover The Hangover Part II]]''. |
| 224 | [[/folder]] |
| 225 | [[folder:DVD reviews]] |
| 226 | [[AC:Turkish Rambo [=/=]Rampage]] |
| 227 | * Sadar's tendency to stare into the camera: "Will you stop looking at us?! Do I have something on my teeth or something, I mean knock it off !" |
| 228 | ** (laughing at Serdar, who is neck deep in the mud for some reason) "What, did he take a [[WrongTurnAtAlbuquerque wrong turn at]] [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Albuquerque?]]" |
| 229 | * The use of ''Franchise/StreetFighter'' and ''VideoGame/Wolfenstein3D'' sound effects during the fight sequences. |
| 230 | * Him making fun of the ways the minor characters die when they get shot. "Yay, death!" "Fame!" "Fabulous!" |
| 231 | |
| 232 | [[AC:Film/TheBluesBrothers the [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Video Game]]]] |
| 233 | * The video opens with the Critic waking up, having breakfast and eagerly going to play this game. Ten minutes later, however, he is practically a wreck from playing this game. It leads to his opening lines, [[BreakingTheFourthWall which acknowledge this is a DVD bonus item]]: |
| 234 | -->'''Critic:''' Well, you did it. You bought the DVD; good for you. I guess that means we have to give you something extra, don't we? [[SarcasmMode How about a review? Yes, we all enjoy reviews, don't we? Now, what should it be? Hmm... I know! How about a video game that]] [[SuddenlyShouting REALLY PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF??!]] [[TheChewToy 'CAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU WANNA SEE, ISN'T IT?! You just wanna see me be angry!]] ''(raises his arms in the air)'' DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE! |
| 235 | * Critic describes this game as "the worst thing to be associated with [[Film/TheBluesBrothers the movie]] since ''Film/BluesBrothers2000''." (It gets [[HilariousInHindsight hilarious]] in hindsight, given how he reviews that movie, years later.) |
| 236 | -->"Oh, that's right, I fucking went there!" |
| 237 | * There are at least nine levels in the factory, full of slippery platforms and even slipperier climbing chains, which annoys the Critic to no end, prompting him to say, "Maybe they [the game designers] want you to get a job there." |
| 238 | -->'''Critic:''' Kids, do yourself a favor. Find somebody that works in a chain factory and punch 'em. Don't explain why, don't even introduce yourself, just punch 'em in the fucking face. |
| 239 | * In one factory level, as the timer runs low, an enemy dog blocks Elwood's path by running back and forth across a ladder he needs to climb: |
| 240 | -->'''Critic:''' Come on, you fucking dog, '''''MOVE!!!''''' ''I only have sixteen seconds!'' |
| 241 | * The entire sequence with the [[ThatOneLevel flying snake]] in ''Film/TheBluesBrothers'' game. "DAH! Oh, hey. DAAAAUGH! '''DAMMIT!'''" |
| 242 | -->'''Critic:''' What the hell is this thing anyway? ''(reading instruction manual)'' "Snake: A friendly creature, you can jump on its back and control it." ''(looks up)'' Does that thing look ''remotely friendly to you?!?'' |
| 243 | * Then the snake somehow nudges Elwood off the edge of the platform, which leads to the Critic's RageBreakingPoint ("...He pushed me. ''He fucking pushed me! FRIENDLY CREATURE, MY ASS!!''"), which becomes all the more acute when he sees the GameOver screen: "The Blues Brothers Concert Over", causing him to rip the cartridge out of the system and destroy it. |
| 244 | -->"''Oh, concert over?!'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting I'LL SAY IT IS!!!]]'''''" |
| 245 | * After destroying the game and throwing it outside, the Critic rants about how hard it is and how little it has to do with the movie, after which he adds, "I pity the poor sucker who comes across that game and ''tries'' to play it." Cue the (off-screen) arrival of Chester A. Bum ("Oh my god, a video game! 'Bleu-Ass Brothers'... Must be French."), who picks it up and tries to play it. |
| 246 | -->'''Critic:''' I'm the Nostalgia Critic and... ''(puts hands in praying position)'' may God have mercy on his soul.\ |
| 247 | '''Chester:''' ''(playing game)'' Oh my God, it's exactly like the movie!... Cake makes you stronger? I-I don't understand that, I... Wow, the... floor sure is slippery, isn't it? Heh-heh... I thought I was supposed to be getting ''out'' of the jukebox! ''(plays the game a while)'' Okayyy, just... go up the chain there, guy! Heh... C'mon, go up the chain... Go up THE CHAIN!... Oh, look! A flying snake! Hello, flying snake! How are you... HE PUSHED ME! THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS GAME! I'M TOSSING THIS SO SOME OTHER IDIOT CAN FIND IT! ''(discards the game)''\ |
| 248 | '''Dominic:''' ''(coming across game)'' [[HereWeGoAgain Oy, what's this?]] |
| 249 | |
| 250 | [[AC:Film/ReeferMadness]] |
| 251 | * Critic takes down notes of how to hide a joint. |
| 252 | -->"Next, I'm going to tell you how to make a pipe bomb, just so you never do it!" |
| 253 | * Jimmy's FreakOut. |
| 254 | -->'''Girl's voice in background:''' Jim's got a girl, Jim's got a girl!\ |
| 255 | '''Cara Cunningham (formerly known as Chris Crocker):''' [[MemeticMutation How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of]] [[Music/BritneySpears Britney]]... |
| 256 | -->'''UsefulNotes/BillClinton:''' I did not have sexual relations with that woman.\ |
| 257 | '''[[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester A. Bum]]:''' [[CatchPhrase OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN OF MY LIFE!]]\ |
| 258 | '''[[WebVideo/AutoTuneTheNews Antoine Dodson]]:''' Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cuz they're rapin everybody out here. |
| 259 | * Critic's reaction to the one-sided meeting. |
| 260 | -->'''Wimpy Guy:''' I have an opinion. |
| 261 | -->'''Critic!Other Guy:''' (screaming) NO, YOU DON'T! |
| 262 | * At the end of the review, after Chester A. Bum announces that he is quitting marijuana as a result of watching this film: |
| 263 | -->'''Chester A. Bum:''' That's right. It's just good old-fashioned [[MoodWhiplash CRACK FOR ME!]] |
| 264 | -->'''Critic:''' Okay, I knew there was a catch, I- |
| 265 | -->'''Chester A. Bum:''' [''snorts crack [[LargeHam in an over-the-top exaggerated manner]]''] |
| 266 | -->'''Critic:''' [[DeadpanSnarker That's]] [[SarcasmMode lovely.]] |
| 267 | |
| 268 | [[AC:Doomsday Machine]] |
| 269 | * "[[Series/LostInSpace Danger, Will Robinson!]] I've been in here so long, I like men now!" |
| 270 | * Critic's response to ASTRA describing "unsual circumstances" as, "anything we're not prepared for." |
| 271 | -->'''Critic:''' So, in other words, [[ShapedLikeItself unusual circumstances equals... unusual circumstances.]] |
| 272 | * Critic criticizes the fact that the crew are holding a press conference at T-120 seconds to launch. He calls it the worst managed press conference ever. |
| 273 | -->'''Announcer:''' And now, the president of ASTRA. ''[The president steps up]'' |
| 274 | -->'''President:''' Two minutes ago, a nuclear bomb was dropped in the city of... ''[at this point, he’s drowned out by the voice over the loudspeaker]'' |
| 275 | -->'''Loudspeaker:''' Mr. Howard, your toast just came out of the oven. Repeat: your toast just came out of the oven. ''[during this, the President is mouthing where the explosion occurred and used exaggerated hand movements to indicate than something went “Boom!”. After a few seconds]'' |
| 276 | -->'''President:''' ...and seeing how I scheduled only ten seconds for this meeting, that’s all I have to tell you. [[NoodleImplements Remember what I said, especially the part about breathing]]. |
| 277 | * The top 10 alternate porn titles for ''Doomsday Machine'': |
| 278 | -->10. ''[[Film/{{Alien}} In Space, Nobody Can Hear You Fuck]]'' |
| 279 | -->9. ''[[Franchise/StarWars Star Whores]]'' |
| 280 | -->8. ''[[Film/TheTerminator The Titillator]]'' |
| 281 | -->7. ''[[Franchise/StarTrek Voyage of the Starship Booby-Prize]]'' |
| 282 | -->6. ''[[Film/TheMatrix The Domi-dash-Matrix]]'' |
| 283 | -->5. ''[[Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial E.T. The Extra-Titillating]]'' |
| 284 | -->4. ''[[Film/{{Highlander}} Highbanger]]'' |
| 285 | -->3. ''[[Film/TheRightStuff The Tight Stuff]]'' |
| 286 | -->2. ''[[Film/BladeRunner Babe Runner]]'' |
| 287 | -->1. ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' |
| 288 | * The small skits of Prejudice Joe's Old-Timey Humor. |
| 289 | * His flipping out over one of the worst cases of LeaveTheCameraRunning ''ever''. "EIGHT MINUTES!" |
| 290 | |
| 291 | [[AC:The Making of A Nostalgia Critic Episode]] |
| 292 | * It opens with a comment on how the wide-angle lens makes Rob look eight feet away from Doug. |
| 293 | -->'''Rob:''' ''[hand over mouth]'' Hello out there! |
| 294 | |
| 295 | [[AC:WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}]] |
| 296 | * The "Nostalgia Critic Reloaded" DVD set contains the Critic reviewing the three anniversary specials. How does he get around making fun of himself? The PlotHole screwed with his head and he thinks the star is an imitator called the "Nostalgia Cricket". |
| 297 | ** After the Board James cameo in Kickassia, the Critic comments about NC riding his coattails. |
| 298 | |
| 299 | [[AC:WebVideo/SuburbanKnights]] |
| 300 | * His freakout over the "Nostalgia Cricket"'s upskirt shot. |
| 301 | * Adding a timer to Film Brain and Luke's "pea" joke to showcase how long it takes to force the joke. |
| 302 | * "But if there's anything [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution history]] has taught us, it's that Americans know [[spoiler:how to screw the Brits.]]" |
| 303 | * Thinking that the [[Creator/JamesRolfe Voice of the Ancient World]] is voiced by WebVideo/TheIrateGamer. |
| 304 | |
| 305 | [[AC:WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee]] |
| 306 | * Why did [[spoiler:Mechakara]] keep Linkara alive? "Simply because if he escapes, [[{{Pun}} he can say Linkara came out of the closet]]." ({{Rimshot}}). |
| 307 | * His comment on WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob never wearing shoes. |
| 308 | * When Luke mentions his dad was on ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', the Critic realizes he's the son of Creator/WayneBrady. |
| 309 | * At the end, he notices the "Nostalgia Cricket" is eerily similar to him, and realizes that the Cricket is really [[spoiler: Phelous]]. |
| 310 | |
| 311 | [[AC:Film/{{Paranoia|2011}}]] |
| 312 | * How Critic got permission to review the film: |
| 313 | -->'''Critic:''' (''on phone'') Hey, Brad, can I review ''Paranoia''?\ |
| 314 | '''Brad:''' ''Go fuck a horse!''\ |
| 315 | '''Critic:''' Thanks. (''hangs up'') |
| 316 | * Doubles as a [[spoiler:BrickJoke]] at the end: [[spoiler:a pissed-off Brad found a horse]]. |
| 317 | -->'''[[spoiler:Brad]]:''' [[spoiler: He's going to make your dick feel like ''carrots''.]] |
| 318 | |
| 319 | [[AC:Film/AngryVideoGameNerdTheMovie]] |
| 320 | * Critic explains how he lost a bet and could either review the movie or [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment be whipped like a horse while carrying the Nerd through Chicago and wearing an "I'm a Fatty Fatty Fuck Fuck!" sign]]. |
| 321 | * His complete butchering of the [[BigBad Big Bad's]] incomprehensible name. |
| 322 | * Doug's very brief cameo in the movie (as a guy who {{screams like a little girl}}) is, of course, Critic's favorite part of the film. |
| 323 | * Doubles as a BigLippedAlligatorMoment, when he lists the number of other words that could replace baloney without having an impact |
| 324 | -->'''Critic:''' Cabbage, banana or Lake Titicaca. None of it would've changed the story. |
| 325 | -->'''Critic:''' Well, banana might... |
| 326 | * "The exploitation of Website/IMDB must flow" '''Ominous thunder''' |
| 327 | [[/folder]] |
| 328 | [[folder:First Viewing]] |
| 329 | * From ''Film/FantasticFour2015'': |
| 330 | -->'''Rob:''' Can you suck your own dick? We've been that asking that question since you got here. Can you stick your head up your own ass? Can you strangle yourself with your own neck? |
| 331 | -->''Doug cracks up''. |
| 332 | ** At the end, Rob mimes throwing a whiskey bottle at the television. |
| 333 | * Following a bit with Dino in ''Film/TheFlintstonesInVivaRockVegas'': |
| 334 | -->'''Doug:''' That was comedy, apparently. |
| 335 | * Rob is so disinterested in ''WesternAnimation/NormOfTheNorth'' that he flips through ''ComicBook/SuperMarioAdventures'', which Doug takes away. [[HypocriticalHumor Cue Doug reading it and Rob snatching it away]]. |
| 336 | ** "What am I watching? [[ARareSentence Killer whales should not be sexy.]]" |
| 337 | ** Rob gives the film a point for having a rare French-Canadian joke. Then docks three for it not being funny. |
| 338 | ** "Sorry, I blinked for a second, what's happening?" |
| 339 | ** "Oh, big shock, something stupid's happening." |
| 340 | ** Rob says that the movie would be improved if it turns out to be an elaborate prank by Creator/AndyKaufman. |
| 341 | ** When the film ends with Norm and his girlfriend with children, Rob is disgusted that Creator/RobSchneider had sex. |
| 342 | * From ''Film/GreenLantern2011'': |
| 343 | ** Rob's SpitTake upon learning that the movie was directed by Creator/MartinCampbell. |
| 344 | ** During the scene in Hector Hammond's classroom, Rob quips "Class Dismissed"...which Hammond [[JokeAndReceive actually says in the movie]], much to the boys' disgust. |
| 345 | --->'''Rob:''' ''I'' should write shitty screenplays! |
| 346 | * The Walkers spend the ''Film/KangarooJack'' video drunk of their asses. Midway through, Rob sits on the floor. |
| 347 | ** Doug's open-mouthed shock to find out that Creator/JerryBruckheimer produced the movie. |
| 348 | ** Rob's Creator/ChristopherWalken impression is gold as always, from his [[Film/TheJungleBook2016 King Louie]] singing to speculating that the farting camels were Walken's idea. |
| 349 | ** "That's this movie's avatar - a kangaroo watching a firey crash". |
| 350 | ** Doug ''absolutely loses it'' at the farting camels bit. |
| 351 | ** Doug wonders if the animators were proud to work on the film and if they put it on their resume. Rob replies that they put it on their signed confession, prompting Doug to laugh. |
| 352 | ** "Who are the few assholes who gave this thing an 8% on Website/RottenTomatoes? ''Why is it not a zero?''" |
| 353 | ** Rob's suggestion that the actors were told that they would be performing opposite a CGI-inserted Creator/RobertDeNiro, only to find out after the film's release that De Niro had been replaced by a kangaroo. |
| 354 | ** "You don't deserve to eat the corn out of WesternAnimation/PorkyPig's shit!" |
| 355 | * The ''Film/FreddyGotFingered'' First Viewing. Just watch as Doug and Rob slowly deteriorate into insanity. |
| 356 | -->'''Rob:''' So Doug! What are we gonna watch today!? |
| 357 | -->'''Doug:''' Oh joy of ''fucking'' joys! We're gonna watch a movie that I think both of us promised we would never see in our God damned lives, ''[points at the camera]'' for you, God dammit! ''Freddy Got Fingered''! |
| 358 | -->'''Rob:''' ''Nooooo'' |
| 359 | ** Once the movie starts: |
| 360 | --->'''Rob:''' "Freddy Got Fingered"? More like the audience got fisted. |
| 361 | --->'''Doug:''' Well, we already have our first line. |
| 362 | ** Thank you, Creator/RipTorn, just... for being there, for us. |
| 363 | --->'''Rob:''' So is this after Zed retired from MIB, or is before he joined? |
| 364 | --->'''Doug:''' This is what kills him between ''Film/MenInBlack2'' and ''Film/MenInBlack3''. |
| 365 | ** A map showing Gord's journey to LA appears. |
| 366 | --->'''Rob:''' Well at least now that settles it - Portland is the source of all evil. |
| 367 | --->'''Doug:''' There's a competition? |
| 368 | ** The scene where Gord jerks off a horse... |
| 369 | --->'''Doug:''' THIS IS MY LIFE! ''(sobs loudly)'' |
| 370 | --->'''Rob:''' [[Film/JurassicPark1993 You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything, huh, Mr. Green?]] |
| 371 | --->'''Doug:''' That happened. We, as a people, let that happen. Why didn't we stop him? |
| 372 | --->'''Rob:''' I don't know. Why are we watching it? |
| 373 | --->'''Doug:''' ...That sorta answers itself, doesn't it? |
| 374 | ** After not much happens in the film, Rob quips, "Plot's great!" |
| 375 | ** At Creator/DrewBarrymore's cameo. |
| 376 | --->'''Doug:''' ''Great'' career move #20 for Miss Barrymore. |
| 377 | --->'''Rob:''' She so did not need to make this movie at this time, either. |
| 378 | --->'''Doug:''' No, they were married. |
| 379 | --->'''Rob:''' Ahhh. I don't give two shits who Drew Barrymore is married to, she was well out of my league already. ({{Beat}}) No. No! If she married Creator/TomGreen, she was TOTALLY in my league! FUCK! |
| 380 | ** When Gordy gets hit by a truck, Rob lets out a deadpan "Thank God". |
| 381 | ** The guys wonder if there was an actual script for the movie. Rob suspects that Creator/TomGreen farted on several pieces of paper and turned them in, while Doug thinks that he had someone write words backwards on his forehead and he slammed it into some paper. |
| 382 | ** "Let's not kid ourselves, the cancer joke isn't even the most lowbrow scene in the movie. ''Think about that''". |
| 383 | ** As Gord eats the placenta: |
| 384 | --->'''Doug:''' ''(dryly)'' I thought this movie would be grosser. |
| 385 | --->'''Rob:''' You know, some people eat the placenta. |
| 386 | --->'''Doug:''' Well, we know ''he'' did. |
| 387 | ** Doug cries laughing at the MoodWhiplash between the gross out birthing scene and the heartwarming scene of Gord handing the mother her newborn baby (complete with blood everywhere). |
| 388 | ** The infamous "Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage?" scene: |
| 389 | --->'''Doug:''' It's only a few a seconds, but you're right, it's ''terrifying''.\ |
| 390 | '''Rob:''' When I die and finally go to Hell, ''that's'' what's gonnna greet me. That is the first thing I'm gonna see and I will know I am in Hell. The piano's like off-key, and it's like... it's Hell! That is the greeting in Hell! |
| 391 | *** Doug's face during that scene is ''priceless''. |
| 392 | *** Rob notes how Creator/TomGreen even ''says'' the word sausage weird. |
| 393 | ** The scene at the Institute for Molested Children where Freddy and the molested kids watch ''Film/TheTexasChainSawMassacre1974'' while a creepy rendition of ''Girls and Boys Come Out to Play'' plays in the background [[StunnedSilence literally makes Doug and Rob's jaws drop]]. In fact, this scene is so outrageous, [[SarcasmFailure they pause the movie twice just to let it sink in]] that they watched ''that''. Doug is laughing insanely while Rob comes to believe that the movie is the answer to life's mysteries. |
| 394 | --->'''Rob:''' It is a Zen Koan, it's like this shit about, like, what's the sound of one hand clapping or there's a duck trapped in a bottle and you can't break the bottle but you don't want the duck to die so what do you do? And you think on it for days and days and hours and hours like watching this for only an hour and a half feels like days and and days and hours and hours and weeks and weeks until at some point your brain '''''SNAPS!!!! IT JUST SNAPS!!!!''''' And all of a sudden, you're just like, "I am beyond good and evil. I am beyond all conceptions. I have achieved Nirvana. There is no evil, there is no good, there is only ''Freddy Got Fingered''." ''(laughs with Doug)'' And we thought we wouldn't get anything out of this movie. I have now become a Zen Buddhist. |
| 395 | --->'''Doug:''' ''(to the camera)'' Sorry about that, folks. We really needed a moment. |
| 396 | --->'''Rob:''' ''(to the camera)'' You would run too if it happened to you! |
| 397 | ** This line from Doug. |
| 398 | --->'''Doug:''' I feel like I've given in to the madness. You know the Mouse from ''WesternAnimation/AliceInWonderland'', he's with the Mad Hatter and March Hare? He was probably a normal mouse at one point, then they grabbed him and kept him in that little jar and drove him insane and now he's like, "I'm one of you now!" That's what I feel like this movie has done. I've accepted it and I'm like, "I'm one of you! I'm one of you-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Happy Unbirthday! Ha, ha, ha!" |
| 399 | --->'''Rob:''' It's called Stockholm Syndrome. |
| 400 | --->'''Doug:''' It is total Stockholm Syndrome! |
| 401 | ** And then there's the end, just as Doug silently waves goodbye... |
| 402 | --->'''Rob:''' ...''AAAHHH!'' |
| 403 | * Rob had a cold during the ''Film/HomeAlone2LostInNewYork'' video, so he had to wear a blanket. Cue Doug teasing him for looking like an old lady. |
| 404 | * They enjoy the ''hell'' out of ''Film/{{Sleepwalkers}}'', giving it a genuine round of applause at the end for [[SoBadItsGood just how entertainingly awful it proved to be]]. |
| 405 | ** One exchange sums up the entire viewing experience: |
| 406 | --->'''Deputy:''' What the fuck?! |
| 407 | --->'''Rob:''' You said it, buddy! |
| 408 | ** As the sheriff bursts into a house and finds [[ItMakesSenseInContext the homeowner being attacked by a cat and a teenage girl fighting a monster]]: |
| 409 | --->'''Doug!Sheriff:''' Well, I can't say I expected ''this''! |
| 410 | * Rob did ''not'' enjoy ''WesternAnimation/TheAngryBirdsMovie''. At one point, he asks if it's too late to review ''Film/ShowDogs'', prompting Doug to laugh. By the end, it's driven him to full-blown nihilism. |
| 411 | ** Rob snaps at the piss-drinking scene, forcing Doug to watch it. |
| 412 | ** Doug's WTF? reaction to the pigs dressed as the twins from ''Film/TheShining''. |
| 413 | * In their first viewing of ''Film/XMen1'', Rob points out Chaplin on Doug's lap, and Doug indulges in CutenessProximity, saying the cat is his "Kitty Pryde". Then a few seconds pass of their faces realizing what he said, and he breaks into giggles while Rob is adamant he never says that again. |
| 414 | * Rewatching ''Film/JurassicWorldFallenKingdom'', Doug wonders why Dr. Ian Malcolm is arguing against the dinosaurs being rescued given that he was trying to save them in ''Film/TheLostWorldJurassicPark''. Rob trucks out his Creator/JeffGoldblum impression in (correct) response: "No, I was trying to save SA-RAH! SA-RAH!" |
| 415 | ** Later, they frustratedly acknowledge that the franchise has sunk so low that Jeff Goldblum's character -- after all the mockery aimed at him in the NC reviews of the first two films -- is the '''only''' likeable character in this one. |
| 416 | * In the ''Film/JusticeLeague2017'' viewing, Brad and Doug tell Rob (who hasn't seen the film) that Flash is one of the best parts of the movie. As every one of Flash's jokes fail to land, Rob just keeps glaring at them, occasionally motioning to the screen. |
| 417 | * In the ''Film/SpiderMan2'' viewing, when Spider-Man saves Aunt May, Rob says, "Do I get an upside-down kiss?" This causes both of them to lose it. |
| 418 | * In the viewing of ''Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan'', when Peter reveals his secret identity to Gwen by roping her in with his web. |
| 419 | -->'''Rob:''' My wife thought that was hot.\ |
| 420 | '''Doug:''' ''[[EvenTheGuysWantHim I]]'' [[EvenTheGuysWantHim thought that was hot!]] |
| 421 | * ''Film/TheNutcrackerIn3D'': |
| 422 | ** When the music from the ballet plays over the opening credits, Rob quips, "Ah, Beethoven." |
| 423 | ** They both get mileage about how one of the production companies behind the film is called Nutcracker Holdings and how wrong that sounds. |
| 424 | ** Doug is so scared of the nutcracker that he turns to his cat for comfort. |
| 425 | --->Protect me, Chaplin. The movie's scary. |
| 426 | ** This line: |
| 427 | --->'''Rob:''' I would like to say that Tchaikovsky would be rolling in his grave if you told him about this, but most likely he would go, "What's a movie?" |
| 428 | ** Their reactions to all the NightmareFuel in the film are just hilarious, with them often [[JawDrop open-mouthed]] StunnedSilence in manner not seen since ''Freddy Got Fingered'', with Doug in abject horror and Rob morbidly curious and/or fascinated while blinking. Rob then wonders what it would be like having to work at the theatre the film played in and having to clean up all the mess from the children who [[BringMeMyBrownPants shat themselves]]. |
| 429 | ** When we first see the rats. |
| 430 | --->'''Rob:''' We have just escaped [[WesternAnimation/TheSecretOfNIMH NIMH]]... |
| 431 | ** "Through the Nazi Glass". |
| 432 | ** When we get to the scenes re-enacting Nazi Germany. |
| 433 | -->'''Doug:''' Um ''(clears throat)'' ''JESUS FUCKING CHRIST''. |
| 434 | * The RunningGag in the ''Film/MaryPoppinsReturns'' viewing of Mary giving the kids a (gentle) DopeSlap whenever she makes a snarky comment to them. At the end, Rob does his impression of Mary saying that she never explains anything, and there's a cut to black as Doug gives him a slap. |
| 435 | * Regarding ''Film/{{Dolittle}}'': |
| 436 | ** The brothers pointing out that the CGI animals constantly seem to be either interrogating or trying to eat the viewer. |
| 437 | ** The distressing craziness of the film leads Rob to repeatedly screaming -- as many commenters pointed out, like [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]] to boot -- in the back half of the viewing. |
| 438 | ** In response to [[Creator/OctaviaSpencer Dab-Dab the duck's]] [[Film/RushHour "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my bill?"]] Doug adds "You do NOT talk to a white duck that way!" |
| 439 | * At the end of ''Film/{{Critters}}'', Chaplin meows very loudly off-camera, prompting Rob to yell at him to shut up as [[WesternAnimation/TheCritic Jay Sherman]]. |
| 440 | * Rob feels that ''Film/DeckTheHalls'' should be called ''I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege.'' |
| 441 | * In the ''Film/KimPossible'' viewing: |
| 442 | ** Ron being featured in an episode of ''Series/DrPhil:'' |
| 443 | -->'''Doug''': ''(As Ron)'' "You can't play the game of life with sweaty palms, Kim!" |
| 444 | * The constant jokes about WesternAnimation/PepeLePew being the worst thing ever in their viewing of ''Film/SpaceJamANewLegacy'', though what takes the cake is Rob's monologue prompted by Doug asking him what WesternAnimation/BugsBunny is planning to do in the climax with how the film sets it up. (Context: Doug was talking about [[spoiler:Bugs' heroic sacrifice]]) |
| 445 | -->''"He's gonna pull his pants down and it's just gonna come flopping out and all the kids in the audience are gonna go "{{Gasp}}" and the little moms are gonna cover their kids' eyes and then there's just going to be riots. "How could you do this, WB?!", and then they're like "Well, it's either that or Pepe Le Pew."'' |
| 446 | ** Doug forcing Rob to watch WesternAnimation/PorkyPig's rap. |
| 447 | [[/folder]] |
| 448 | [[folder:Real Thoughts]] |
| 449 | * Rob opens the video about the ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'' cartoons with "Hey, Doug - I'm over there". |
| 450 | * How much do Doug and Rob hate ''Film/TheCatInTheHat''? The thumbnail is them FlippingTheBird. |
| 451 | * Rob is so disinterested in ''Film/SonOfTheMask'' that he spends most of the video annoying Doug with a stuffed monkey. |
| 452 | -->'''Doug:''' [[Film/GhostbustersII This is what you do with your spare time?]] |
| 453 | * During the ''Film/ErnestScaredStupid'' review, Rob suggests ''Ernest Goes to Afganistan'', which causes Doug to bust a gut laughing. |
| 454 | * In the ''Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks'' review, Rob comes up with a hilariously dark origin story for the Chippettes. |
| 455 | * While discussing ''Film/BatmanAndRobin'', Rob notes that Doug got annoyed about the Bat Credit Card, yet didn't notice that in ''Film/BatmanForever'', there was a small implication that ''Magazine/TimeMagazine'' did a feature on Batman. Doug then pictures [[WesternAnimation/TheLEGOBatmanMovie Lego Batman]] being in that scenario. |
| 456 | * Doug opens the ''Film/MammaMia'' review by badly singing Music/{{ABBA}}, much to Rob's irritation. At the end, Rob displays how much he hated the film by strangling Doug. |
| 457 | ** Rob's comparing Creator/MerylStreep's voice to if Creator/GilbertGottfried got a sex change. |
| 458 | * In the video about ''Film/ChristmasWithTheKranks'', when Doug amends his position on the film to proclaim that there was ''one'' likable character (Marty, played by Creator/AustinPendleton), Rob initially wonders if he was referring to "[[CompanionCube the tanning booth]]." Also, Doug's reenactment of "that great Creator/JamieLeeCurtis performance" throughout the movie. |
| 459 | * While discussing ''Film/{{Twister}}'', Doug re-enacts the "What's an F5?/Hand of God" scene, even leaving Rob alone to go and get a plate. |
| 460 | [[/folder]] |
| 461 | [[folder:That Guy Riffs]] |
| 462 | !!The Mad Doctor |
| 463 | * The title. |
| 464 | -->'''Critic:''' Mad as in crazy, or mad as in angry? |
| 465 | -->'''Rob:''' Yes. |
| 466 | * When the mad doctor kidnaps Pluto: |
| 467 | -->'''Critic:''' Goofy's gonna experiment on Pluto. THERE WILL BE ANSWERS. |
| 468 | * The sign on the door says "Dr. XXX" |
| 469 | -->'''Critic:''' Doctor triple-x?!? |
| 470 | -->'''Rob:''' Next on Cinema Snob: The first porn to star cartoon dogs. |
| 471 | * The door locks in an over the top manner. |
| 472 | -->'''Rob:''' '''You now belong to the Disney Vault!''' |
| 473 | -->'''Critic:''' (as Mickey) But I thought I was public domain! |
| 474 | -->'''Rob:''' '''WRONG!''' |
| 475 | * As Mickey is climbing up a set of stairs, skeletons peek out from under them, leading to this: |
| 476 | -->'''Critic:''' (''as the skeletons'') Do~, Re~, Mi~, Fa~…\ |
| 477 | '''Critic:''' (''as the last skeleton'') ''Boo''.\ |
| 478 | '''Critic and Rob:''' (''as the skeletons'') DAMMIT, FRANK!\ |
| 479 | (''The skeletons flatten the stairs and Mickey slides down them'')\ |
| 480 | '''Mickey:''' Pluto…\ |
| 481 | '''Critic and Rob:''' (''as the skeletons'') Piss off! |
| 482 | ** This becomes a RunningGag later as skeletons chase Mickey, throwing their skulls at him. |
| 483 | --->"Heads up!"\ |
| 484 | "Keep ahead!"\ |
| 485 | "Head him off!"\ |
| 486 | "Heads will roll!"\ |
| 487 | "''Head pun.''"\ |
| 488 | "DAMMIT, FRANK!" |
| 489 | * The doctor shows of a diagram describing his plans to make a hybrid species of dogs and chickens. |
| 490 | -->'''Rob:''' You know, I gotta hand it to him, that science seems pretty legit. |
| 491 | * When Mickey runs up to an elevator, and a whole group of skeletons come out. |
| 492 | -->'''Critic and Rob:''' (''as the skeletons, in monotone'') [[TakeThat We just saw]] ''[[Film/TransformersTheLastKnight Transformers 5]]''… |
| 493 | * When the doctor activates a saw blade above the restrained Mickey: |
| 494 | -->'''Rob:''' WesternAnimation/BugsBunny says merry Christmas, you little shit! |
| 495 | ** In the same scene: |
| 496 | --->'''Critic!Mickey:''' You expect me to talk? |
| 497 | --->'''Critic!Doctor:''' [[Franchise/JamesBond No, Mister Mouse, I expect you to squeak!]] |
| 498 | [[/folder]] |
| 499 | [[folder:Misc.]] |
| 500 | * At Matsuricon 2011, Doug told [[https://youtu.be/7BdhFIm7GAw?t=210 a really funny story]] about how he got really badly sick, with hallucinations, fever and everything. That's not the funny bit, the funniness comes from this was it was right after "The Top 11 Mind-Fucks" and he was trying to convince Rob that the carrot was going to kill everyone. |
| 501 | * During the ''Fear and Loathing at [=ShadoCon=]'' sketch, Doug (as Raoul Puke) is running around with Creator/{{Egoraptor}} doing all kinds of crazy things. The whole video is funny, but there is one point near the end... |
| 502 | -->'''Doug:''' Who the fuck keeps calling me... Holy shit, it's you! I'm not even kidding, look at that. You're calling me somehow! |
| 503 | -->{{Beat}} |
| 504 | -->'''Doug:''' (on his phone) Hello? |
| 505 | -->'''Ego:''' (pulls out his phone) ...where are you? |
| 506 | -->'''Doug:''' I'm right in front of you. |
| 507 | -->'''Ego:''' Oh my god. |
| 508 | -->'''Both:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! |
| 509 | ** (They both run around screaming, [[ChekhovsGag Ego runs straight into a wall]].) |
| 510 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLnFF9tunNM The Nostalgia Critic returns to review Breaking Dawn Part 2]]. |
| 511 | -->"How many of you have seen the ''Twilight'' movies?" ''(several reply in the affirmative)'' "'''GET OUT!!!!!''' YOU DO ''NOT'' DESERVE TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS NORMAL, ''BREATHING'' PEOPLE!!!" |
| 512 | * His twist on the Ice Bucket challenge being to pour a bucket full of the ''Film/CoolAsIce'' soundtrack album over his head. |
| 513 | * When Chester A. Bum starts his ''Transformers: Age Of Extinction'' review, the Nostalgia Critic breaks in and whacks him with a baseball bat. |
| 514 | * In the ''Film/HocusPocus'' DVD bloopers, Doug, not being used to long nails, getting wig hair caught in one of them and Beth/Tamara having to help him out. |
| 515 | * Tamara's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d48xTPyC3Uo How To Not Eat Ice Cream]] video. Especially when she bites into the onion and looks like she regrets all her life choices. |
| 516 | * In Hyper's Q&A video, after receiving the first question "How do you balance work and family?", the plush toy of Hyper randomly falls from her desk, Hyper looks distraught and answers, "Apparently not well." |
| 517 | ** Her answer as to what she and Devil Boner do on their date night: "I'm not gonna kiss and tell, but we ''[[ImmediateSelfContradiction kiss]]''!" |
| 518 | ** One of the things she states as not liking about Devil Boner is there's gunpowder everywhere, which she illustrates by taking some out from [[VictoriasSecretCompartment inside her shirt]]. |
| 519 | * During the Critic's guest appearance in WebVideo/PhantomStrider's "Top Worst Movies of All Time" list, he repeatedly remarks how nothing could be worse than the ''Film/TheGarbagePailKidsMovie''. ...And then when Strider introduces a clip from [[Film/FreddyGotFingered his pick for the worst movie]], the Critic is slowly leaning away with an expression of bewildered horror. |
| 520 | ** What's even more funny/horrifying is that, way after his guest appearance in that video, he reviewed the movie. |
| 521 | * Hyper following the "let your boyfriend do your makeup" trend, which Devil Boner [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asWrAI2W_pE utterly botches]]. |
| 522 | * Walter did a debate [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sULCYNBPxs video]] on ''Film/Aladdin2019'' between himself, Doug, Tamara, and Malcolm. He pulls up quotes from Doug's review and Tamara's TJS, and both of them feel like naughty kids in court. |
| 523 | ** Walter talks in the beginning like he's mediating a therapy session between the three, and they're all glad at the end "to have got emotions out". |
| 524 | * A short video uploaded to Channel Awesome's Twitter and Website/{{YouTube}} (as a short for the latter) has Critic watch the episode of ''WesternAnimation/ThePatrickStarShow'' that references him in the form of the [[Recap/ThePatrickStarShowS1E26BubbleBassReviewsPatricksPrisonPals Bubble Bass Reviews]] sketch, looking on the verge of a HeroicBSOD the entire time. After the episode, he then calls WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd and has this to say: |
| 525 | -->'''Critic''': [[BaitAndSwitch SpongeBob doesn't]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint like you.]] |
| 526 | [[/folder]] |
| 527 | [[folder:eSults]] |
| 528 | * It would be tempting to say "all of it", but that's no fun. Some highlights include: |
| 529 | ** One guy saying that Lord of the Rings is a rip-off of Harry Potter. |
| 530 | ** Malcolm as a whiny nerd with a nasally voice whining about how [[Film/DragonballEvolution Chatwin doesn't play Goku]], only for Critic to send him a video of a baby, since he needs someone who speaks his language. |
| 531 | ** Malcolm ranting on about puberty (for some reason) while Rachel tells him how [[SarcasmMode smart he is]]. |
| 532 | ** Malcolm ranting about how he hates Microsoft and Sony and how Linux and Glee are good but [[ImmediateSelfContradiction screw them]]. |
| 533 | [[/folder]] |
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