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2	* Some of the LemonyNarrator's descriptions for using items. Jabs for doing stupid things are common, and are especially humorous if you discover an unknown item by doing so.
3	** Using a stinkwing gland: "The odor has destroyed your will to live."
4	** Consuming a tchiitra hatchling gland: "That tasted about as pleasant as it looked."
5	** Consuming a torn cloth: "You wonder why you just ate that. Then you feel sad."
6	** Using a dried spiderose: "You crush the pretty little flower. Why did you do that?"
7	** Consuming a Hawksbane vine: "You feel like you swallowed a bunch of thorns. Oh, wait."
8	** Drinking acidic lakewater: "The acidic water starts burning you... Now."
9	** Using Emerald Saltgrass: "You literally just rubbed salt in your wounds."
10	** Using a clump of salt produces an even more extreme reaction: "You just rubbed salt! In your wounds! Ahhh! AAAHHHHH!!"
11	*** The description also tells you to "[[SchmuckBait resist the urge to lick it.]]" (Licking it is, in fact, a bad idea.)
12	** Consuming soft soil: "Tastes like dirt. Probably because it is."
13	** Consuming a Lasher's Well: "You realize too late that the bulb is filled with acid."
14	** Consuming Arlowe's Weed: "You realize you've been reduced to eating leaves."
15	** Consuming some sulphur weeds: "That plant was not meant to be eaten!"
16	** Consuming some Dandy Do'Sshans: "Surprisingly edible, for a vile weed."
17	** Consuming some river reeds: "You feel at ease after getting your daily fiber." So at ease, it actually heals soul health!
18	** Consuming some Jiknip: "Tangy, with just a hint of your own desperation."
19	** Using Nalian rice: "You laugh in surprise as the grains spill everywhere!" Not terribly humorous in itself, but the message is the same for all characters...including [[spoiler:Fake Tezkhra]]!
20	* The Violet Potable drink is so delicious that it brings your character to their knees, even in the middle of combat. It's just ''that good'', apparently.
21	* The Citrus Concentrate item is "Really, really concentrated. Really. You have been warned."
22	** Consuming it provides the message "The acidic liquid teaches you the meaning of pain!"
23	* The Dark Honey description: "Honey made by very angry bees. Distilled, concentrated evil."
24	* The sap tapper sap description: "[[SublimeRhyme Sap tapper's trapped sap. Snap the sap to trap a chap.]]"
25	* Sea slime venom "causes feelings of impending doom".
26	* The Filthy Mutt description: "An angry mutt caked in mud and refuse. Probably very itchy under all of that."
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