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1	* "[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto GTA]], motherfucker! Ten points!"
2	** And ''immediately'' after, LJ gets caught [[DistractedByTheSexy ogling a couple naked zombie hookers]], and [[EpicFail crashes his car]].
3	* Just before Cain is punched out by LJ:
4	-->'''Cain''': Why haven't we taken off?
5	-->'''LJ''': Cuz I usually drive a Cadillac!
6	* Upon walking into a building and immediately being surrounded at gunpoint by 12 STARS members:
7	--> '''LJ''': [[OhCrap Shit!]] [[DeadpanSnarker Maybe I was safer outside!]] Get them guns out my face!\
8	[''STARS cop wordlessly hands him a service rifle'']\
9	'''LJ:''' [''Unimpressed''] Muthafucka, please! [''Proudly flashes his [[BlingBlingBang gold-plated Deagles]]''] Look, my shit is custom!
10	* After Carlos vomits
11	--> '''Alice''': How long ago were you bitten?
12	-->'''Carlos''': 3 hours ago.
13	-->'''LJ''':[ jumps back] Damn! Shoulda told me you got bit, muthafucka; I been hangin' with you an shit!
14	* The cops in the police station who arrested the zombies and are trying to treat the zombies like regular arrestees.
15	** What makes this funny is that the blatant signs that these so-called “people” are undead are right there, such as that the undead have literally rotten bodies and the cops should feel how unnaturally cold these supposed “people” are, as well as the fact that they should also feel the lack of a pulse from the supposed "people" they are trying to arrest.

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