Funny / Resident Evil: Apocalypse

• "GTA, motherfucker! Ten points!"
• Just before Cain is punched out by LJ:
  Cain: Why haven't we taken off?
  LJ: Cuz I usually drive a cadillac!
• Upon walking into a building and immediately being surrounded by 12 STARS members:
  LJ: Shit! Maybe I was safer outside!
• After Carlos coughs
  Alice: How long ago were you bitten?
  Carlos: 3 hours ago.
  LJ:[ jumps back] been hangin' with you an shit.
• The cops in the police station who arrested the zombies and are trying to treat the zombies like regular arrestees.
  • What makes this funny is that the blatant signs that these so-called “people” are undead are right there, such as that the undead have literally rotten bodies and the cops should feel how unnaturally cold these supposed “people” are, as well as the fact that they should also feel the lack of a pulse from the supposed "people" they are trying to arrest.
  • It’s so stupid, it’s hilarious.