- "GTA, motherfucker! Ten points!"
- Just before Cain is punched out by LJ:Cain: Why haven't we taken off?LJ: Cuz I usually drive a cadillac!
- Upon walking into a building and immediately being surrounded by 12 STARS members:
- After Carlos coughsAlice: How long ago were you bitten?Carlos: 3 hours ago.LJ:[ jumps back] been hangin' with you an shit.
Funny / Resident Evil: Apocalypse