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| 5 | Having acquired an impressive amount of video games over the years, Jon decided to challenge himself to clear various titles which he'd never gotten around to finishing. These efforts have yielded many hilarious moments since they began in 2017, several of which have been chronicled below: |
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| 11 | [[folder:2017 - The 52]] |
| 12 | !!2017 - The 52 |
| 13 | * Game Clearing Stream |
| 14 | ** A viewer submits a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaPMG8zC0SA mock trailer]] based on ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild'', using sound clips and Twitch emotes. Jon watches it with the chat, and their reactions are priceless. |
| 15 | ** The entirety of the ''VideoGame/CaptainNovolin'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42IWqLIgCCw&t=11170s playthrough]] |
| 16 | * Game Clearing Stream - 12/52 Games Cleared & Counting |
| 17 | ** [[ThirteenIsUnlucky For game number 13]], Jon attempts to beat ''VideoGame/SnakeRattleNRoll'', [[NintendoHard a game that's apparently so brutal]] that, at one point, one of the co-comms [[SerialEscalation claims it's HARDER and even more unfair than Battletoads]]. Naturally, it doesn't go well. After one too many moments of FakeDifficulty, [[ThatOneLevel especially with regards to the next-to-last level,]] [[SaveScumming Jon decides to savestate on the Retron 5 in order to show off the final boss]]... [[EpicFail and then dies immediately by falling off the ledge.]] |
| 18 | ** He went back to the game to try and beat it legitimately after the stream was over. [[GaveUpTooSoon He beat it on his second try]]. |
| 19 | ** And after playing that and completing ''VideoGame/PokemonSnap'' (Using a save file from a previous stream), his last game of the night ends up being the NES bootleg game ''Bible Adventures'', at Khead's suggestion. According to Khead, there's a speedrun of the game that only takes 5 minutes, so he figures a normal run shouldn't take that long. The speedrun ends up only being for one segment of the game's three, and the game in total takes over two hours. [[NeverLiveItDown Most of the other co-commentators give Khead shit about it for the entirety of the game's duration and for part of the next stream.]] |
| 20 | * From "Danger Squad Challenge: Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, Then Game Clearing Stream": |
| 21 | ** Since the Danger Squad challenge for ''[[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Sonic Adventure 2: Battle]]'' is a timed run of a few of the game's stages, Jon does everything he can to not have to take a break for any reason. [[TemptingFate Naturally,]] this means that in the 30 minutes the challenge takes, he gets raided three separate times, leaving him totally unable to play countermeasures all but once - and even then it was only during a cutscene. |
| 22 | ** Despite Jon repeatedly and emphatically making his dislike for ''[=SA2B=]'' known while playing it, he ends up with the best time of everyone who'd done it thus far. This makes the previous record holder for the challenge, who actually likes the game, absolutely livid. |
| 23 | ** The first actual game Jon tries to complete is ''VideoGame/{{Vectorman}}''. Initially, he tried loading it on a cartridge he bought as a kid, mainly to see if it qualified for a "Play to Win" contest SEGA was running back in 1994[[note]](He has beaten it before, but apparently it didn't count [[NoFairCheating because he used the CALLACAB cheat, disqualifying him from the true ending]])[[/note]], but that ended up falling through since the cartridge's internal board turned out to be broken. Then he tried playing a newer version of the game cartridge, only for it to crash immediately on the Retron 5. He finally settles on playing the game on the Genesis, and manages to get relatively far despite it being a hard game...[[RuleOfThree only for]] [[BornUnlucky the game to crash in the middle of stage 10.]] [[RageQuit Jon gives up.]] |
| 24 | ** After Jon's little... incident with ''Vectorman'', he decides to go for ''VideoGame/AlienSoldier'' instead. He then promptly starts mocking the game's absurd premise, wherein a young child in [[TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture the distant future of]] [[HilariousInHindsight 2015]] [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext is turned into an eagle furry after absorbing a parasitic alien during a confrontation with said alien's adversary]]. Special mention goes to just how ''long'' this WallOfText is. |
| 25 | ** During an intermission, Jon and the co-coms start discussing non-AO-rated games that are banned from Twitch. Jon eventually brings the list up and starts listing them off, bringing chat and the co-coms into [[https://clips.twitch.tv/protonjon/CuriousSnailRiPepperonis flustered hysterics]] with titles such as ''Genital Jousting'', ''Porno Studio Tycoon'', ''Suck My Dick or Die!'', and ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno]]''. And yes, [[RealityIsUnrealistic those are actual titles of games that actually exist in real life]]. |
| 26 | * From "Game Clearing Stream - 20 Down, Many to Go": |
| 27 | ** An [[https://youtu.be/Xt9Ux_E9wCU?t=1h29m40s amazing egg]] from [=MasterTimeThief=] sends Jon and his co-comms into hysterics. It's a compilation of Dr. Weird scenes from ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'', all edited with references to eggs and ''Resident Evil''. |
| 28 | ** One of the games Jon plays is ''VideoGame/{{VVVVVV}}'', and when he gets to [[ThatOneLevel Veni Vidi Vici]], Dan starts grilling him about how much time it'll eat up. Then Jon clears it in less than 5 minutes. Making it better is that soon after, Taki buys the game for Dan, and at the egging on of pretty much everyone else, [[LaserGuidedKarma Dan proceeds to attempt Veni Vidi Vici himself and it takes him over half an hour]]. |
| 29 | *** Later on, someone notifies LetsPlay/MasaeAnela, who's streamed attempts at Veni Vidi Vici that took ''hours'', of how quickly Jon beat it. [[{{Understatement}} She's less than pleased.]] |
| 30 | ** While Jon's playing ''VideoGame/PunchOut'', Khead notifies Jon and the co-comms that WebVideo/SummoningSalt, the world record holder for speedrunning the game, is watching the stream. He's quickly dragged into call, and he spends a significant portion of the call giving Jon tips or just talking about strategies to finish fights really quickly, all juxtaposed to Jon's struggling to beat a significant amount of those same fights. |
| 31 | * Game Clearing Stream - 30/52 Down & Counting: |
| 32 | ** While the first game of the night,''VideoGame/ToejamAndEarl'' for the Platform/SegaGenesis, is relatively tame by Jon's standards, a few laughs can still be had here and there. |
| 33 | *** A good chunk of the stream is spent reminiscing about toys from the 1990's and 2000's, which culminates in Jon being reminded of the Electronic Karate Fighters toy, a Rock-em Sock-em Robots-esque product where two figures kick each other while attached speakers play FunnyBruceLeeNoises. Jon then gets linked to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIsDtuaGPW0 a commercial for the toy]] that has him laughing over the silliness of the digitized screams, which then segues into him finding [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=912TqPspnco an ad]] for the SoBadItsGood ''Franchise/StreetFighter'' variant (the ad starts at 0:30 in the linked video). |
| 34 | ** After beating ''Toejam and Earl'', Jon has chat pick the next game of the night from a small list of random options. To nobody's surprise, they pick ''Muppet Adventure: Chaos at the Carnival'' for the Platform/NintendoEntertainmentSystem, and as with [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames most licensed games]], it ends up being [[https://clips.twitch.tv/PopularImportantLasagnaSquadGoals a crown jewel]] [[https://clips.twitch.tv/ExcitedCarelessBobaLeeroyJenkins in shittiness.]] |
| 35 | *** The final level manages to be particularly hilarious for how janky it is, be it Kermit's odd wide-legged side-stepping or Jon encountering [[https://clips.twitch.tv/AmusedAmazingKittenKappaClaus a glitch]] where Kermit falls into a bottomless pit during the Grumpasaurus Rex fight and suddenly loops around to the top of the screen '''behind''' the boss for no reason whatsoever. |
| 36 | * Game Clearing Stream - 34/52 Games & Counting: |
| 37 | ** Jon starts off by beating a crappy ''Where's Waldo'' game [[DidntSeeThatComing that he wasn't planning on beating]] on stream. After beating the game, Jon gets interrupted by the reveal of a new challenge group, Game Sharks. The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1uuyn-by0M reveal video]] ends with [[CharacterDeath the death of Medz]] set to the tune of [[SimpleScoreOfSadness Lonely Man]]. |
| 38 | ** While playing ''VideoGame/MegaMan10'', Jon graciously accepts hints and suggestions from the chat, much to Dan and Jewker's shock after the problems with the [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyV Four Job Fiesta]]. Jon tries to explain that he only wants the limits on backseating in place for ''FFV'', but accidentally says ''Mega Man 5'' instead, much to his own annoyance. Then he does it a few more times throughout the conversation. |
| 39 | *** Also during ''[=MM10=]'', Jon gets [[https://clips.twitch.tv/EagerConcernedMagpieDancingBanana the world's luckiest damage recoil]]. |
| 40 | *** Jon's [[https://clips.twitch.tv/OutstandingPoisedHumanSpicyBoy?tt_medium=twitch_chat&tt_content=chat_card reaction]] to the space elevator scene. |
| 41 | ** One submitted egg video uses the song "Holding Out for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler as a base. Since the song would obviously get the VOD muted, the submitter attempted to prevent this via LoopholeAbuse: they switch to a different band's cover version of the song ''every 18 seconds''. But what ''really'' makes it is [[https://clips.twitch.tv/HandsomeInventiveSmoothiePermaSmug the ending]]. |
| 42 | * Game Clearing (39/52 Cleared) & Game Sharks - Sonic Spinball Challenge |
| 43 | ** Throughout Jon's attempt at clearing the Platform/GameBoy version of ''VideoGame/{{Bonk}}'', Solar continuously brings up an incident during the ''VideoGame/SonicSpinball'' challenge where he happened to be playing incredibly well, only for bad luck to rob him of a winning score, much to Jon's [[https://clips.twitch.tv/EvilInterestingDragonflyNononoCat increasing]] [[https://clips.twitch.tv/LitigiousStormyJaguarPraiseIt annoyance]]. |
| 44 | ** The whole stream manages to go completely off the rails extremely quickly once Jon decides to check out ''[[CallBack Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles 2]]'', a GameMod of ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2'' that, like the original ''[[VideoGame/Sonic3AndKnuckles Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles]]'', replaces as many things as possible with Knuckles. However, before he can do so, Jon manages to get directed to Elliot/[=MegaGWolf's=] ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog1'' hack ''G'', which replaces Sonic with a bitcrushed, rolling square image of Elliot's face scowling (his [=gwolfW=] emote). From that point on, the whole night is just spent playing increasingly bizarre ''Sonic'' ROM hacks; the irony of this certainly isn't lost on chat. |
| 45 | *** Once Jon actually does get ''Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles 2'' running, the game starts corrupting itself almost immediately. Jon then decides to go back to the original ''Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles'', where he is ecstatic to discover that all the enemies are now altered to have Knuckles' head pasted on them. |
| 46 | ** One hack Jon plays features a simple "find three coins" objective. [[https://youtu.be/SK9x2C1IxNQ?t=2h52m6s Once Jon manages to get this done,]] [[BaitAndSwitch Sonic immediately whips out a gun]] and starts recklessly firing at everything with a police siren at the bottom of the screen and the theme to ''Film/TheNakedGun'' playing over the BGM. |
| 47 | ** [[https://clips.twitch.tv/UglyGrossHummingbirdPanicVis Jon finds]] the "Play Better Song" option in ''[[VideoGame/CrazyBus Crazy Sonic]]''. HilarityEnsues. |
| 48 | ** Perhaps the ultimate highlight of the night was ''Sonic the Very Useful Engine'', a bizarre ''Sonic 1'' hack where nearly everyone and everything is redesigned around ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends''. Nearly every moment of the round ends up sending Jon and chat into utter hysterics, be it the premise of the hack itself, the sight of Thomas-ized Music/MileyCyrus riding the Green Hill Zone boss (complete with a mashup of "Wrecking Ball", the ''Thomas the Tank Engine'' theme, and the ''Sonic 1'' boss theme), or the fact that the Marble Zone boss [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SavoryHardGoldfishBrokeBack is inexplicably]] an unusually tiny [[BrickJoke Kermit the Frog]]. Chat quickly ends up dubbing this stream the best one in Jon's entire career because of all this mayhem. |
| 49 | *** The Kermit portion in particular causes chat to flat-out erupt in glee, leading to [[https://clips.twitch.tv/AliveYawningGaurPipeHype an immense takeover]] in the Discord server from [[TheBusCameBack the Legion of Kermit]], much to Myo's consternation (and '''only''' Myo's). |
| 50 | ** The last game of the night, while nowhere near as amazing as the ''Thomas'' hack, still manages to impress: ''Knuckles[='s=] Emerald Hunt'', a ''Sonic 2'' hack that transfers the Knuckles missions in ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure'' and ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2'' to ''Sonic 2''[='s=] levels. Elliot manages to help Jon unlock an EasterEgg where all the emeralds are replaced with various sandwiches; Jon and chat are overjoyed to discover that Hidden Palace Zone's sandwiches are Subway footlongs, tying back in to Kermit's unexpected appearance from earlier thanks to Dalton's obsession with [[https://clips.twitch.tv/BoringSpoopyZebraFrankerZ the old "Kermit's Sandwich" joke]] from the ''License to Croak'' playthrough. |
| 51 | * Game Clearing (40/52 Cleared) & Game Sharks "Monster Party" Challenge |
| 52 | ** Bagel is unusually needy this stream, resting his head precariously over Jon's laptop's power button at one point. |
| 53 | ** After finishing the Game Sharks challenge, Jon decides to continue playing ''VideoGame/MonsterParty''. He save states before the final boss, saying that he will die a lot to it. He ends up beating it on his first go. |
| 54 | ** When deciding on what game to play next, one of the co-coms suggests the ''Series/CoryInTheHouse'' DS game, which manages to come second in the Strawpoll. |
| 55 | ** The second game that Jon plays that night is ''VideoGame/AHatInTime''. One of the co-comms insists that Jon plays ''Cory In The House'' instead. |
| 56 | *** [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SteamySlickIcecreamOSsloth ProtonJon for AGDQ 2018]]. |
| 57 | *** He manages to [[https://clips.twitch.tv/TallVenomousJamJebaited glitch out]] the scooter. [[https://clips.twitch.tv/PiercingWiseStrawberryWholeWheat Twice]]. |
| 58 | * Game Clearing Stream - 8 Left to Hit Our Goal |
| 59 | ** The first of the two games of the night, ''[[Creator/{{Taito}} Panic Restaurant]]'', manages to elicit a few laughs here and there, be it the main villain's resemblance to [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Waluigi]] or the fact that one of the minigames revolves around gathering [[RunningGag eggs]]. |
| 60 | ** While playing ''VideoGame/DemonsCrest'', Jon goes into a discussion on how rare physical copies of the game have become in recent years, to the point where repro carts being passed off as legit are increasingly common. This leads to him pulling up [[https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Demon-s-Crest-Demons-Crest-Action-Game-Cartridge-US-Version/520524_32816857200.html this]] page for an attempt of this kind, pointing out the sheer amount of discrepancies between the cart being offered and a legitimate cartridge. Aside from Jon's emphasis on the lack of a Nintendo logo on the back, this situation isn't ''too'' amusing... until Myo posts [[https://clips.twitch.tv/ConcernedAbstemiousSaladStinkyCheese this]] [[StylisticSuck "attempt"]] at recreating the cartridge label (something that also happened to be inaccurate on the repro). The "Damonz Krezt" name quickly catches on with chat, to the point of it becoming the night's raid message. |
| 61 | * Game Clearing Stream - 6 Games Remain |
| 62 | ** During the second game of the night, ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaIIIDraculasCurse AkumajĹŤ Densetsu]]'', Jon's most frequent obstacle isn't an enemy or a trap or anything of that sort. It's the stairs. |
| 63 | ** Because the game offers multiple pathways and choices for Trevor to explore, Jon has chat decide his course of action whenever prompted via Strawpoll; this leads to him having to ditch Grant (who in this version of the game is a blatant GameBreaker) in favor of the far less useful [[SquishyWizard Sypha]]. The rest of the stream can basically be summed up as Jon growing increasingly annoyed with Sypha's limited usefulness, pointing out each individual instance where Grant would've been far more proficient [[SerialEscalation with increasing]] [[LargeHam hamminess]]. |
| 64 | *** Despite Sypha being next-to-useless for most of Jon's run, she proves more than capable at cheesing bosses. This reaches its logical conclusion with the mimic boss, in which Jon [[https://clips.twitch.tv/PlumpRealLousePhilosoraptor ends up cheesing]] the fight ''[[AchievementsInIgnorance on accident]]''. |
| 65 | * Game Clearing: Super Fighting Robot Edition (5 Left!) |
| 66 | ** The entire stream ends up being occupied by a run of ''VideoGame/MegaManX6''. Things quickly take an unexpected turn when the game's music constantly goes into BrokenRecord mode, thanks to Jon playing the game using a '''horrendously''' scratched CD-ROM. At one point, the music starts skipping [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SmokyColorfulWeaselPraiseIt right when]] X asks [[ContrivedCoincidence "what is happening?"]], much to Jon's amusement. |
| 67 | ** At the end of the game, Jon finally comes face-to-face with Sigma, who, according to the game's plot, has quite visibly CameBackWrong. While this ''would'' sound like a very dramatic moment, it ends up entering {{narm}} territory in record time thanks to [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SpineyMoldyStrawberryPeteZaroll Jon's amusement]] at his entrance, in which "fucking drunk-ass Sigma just hits the floor." Jon responds by reading all of Sigma's lines in a heavily slurred voice that seems to make Sigma sound both incredibly hammered and unbelievably stoned at the same time. [[https://clips.twitch.tv/BetterNaiveRutabagaFloof Then Jon reaches Sigma's second phase,]] where Sigma ''actually'' starts slurring his words and '''''mispronounces Zero's name'''''. And then '''this''' exchange happens between Jon and a chat member: |
| 68 | --->'''Chat user:''' You ruined the character!\ |
| 69 | '''Jon:''' "Welcome to my streams." |
| 70 | ** During the ending, Jon [[https://clips.twitch.tv/AntediluvianPolishedFlyArsonNoSexy notices]] that Zero has his own emblem on his crotch. |
| 71 | * Game Clearing Stream - Almost There (3/52 Left) |
| 72 | ** Sometime during the stream, for some reason, the Super Mario Cereal was brought up. Dan, having yet to play ''VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey'' himself, thinks that the final boss of the game is a box of Bowser cereal. It isn't a box of cereal, by the way. |
| 73 | ** Dan the Enigma lore |
| 74 | ** [=ProtonJon=] Essay |
| 75 | * Game Clearing Stream - Two Left For The Year |
| 76 | ** The final game of the 52? ''{{VideoGame/Action 52}}'' for NES. |
| 77 | [[/folder]] |
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| 79 | [[folder:2018 - The 64]] |
| 80 | !!2018 - The 64 |
| 81 | * Game Clearing Stream - New Year, New Goals |
| 82 | ** When playing ''VideoGame/TheNinjaWarriors'', Jon is near the end of the game and is given the option of going left or right. [[https://clips.twitch.tv/OnerousCogentMangetoutNerfBlueBlaster He chose poorly]]. |
| 83 | --->'''Jon:''' "Go left or right? Uh, left." ''[Moves in that direction]''\ |
| 84 | '''Medz:''' "Uh, left is apparently harder." ''[Jon gets ambushed]''\ |
| 85 | '''Jon:''' "Fuuck!"\ |
| 86 | ''[co-comms laugh]'' |
| 87 | * Game Clearing Stream - Game 4 & Hopefully More |
| 88 | * Game Clearing Stream: SEGA Runback Edition |
| 89 | * Game Clearing Stream: Starring Bruce Willis Edition |
| 90 | ** If it wasn't obvious, the game jon starts off with is ''Apocalypse: Starring Creator/BruceWillis'' from the previous fortune cookie stream. Lots of strapping one on and jamming ensues. |
| 91 | ** Due to Jon uploading old streams to his [=YouTube=] streaming account, he notes that he's had people unsubscribe to that channel. When looking at his main account, where it has gained over 800 subscribers in the last month. On closer inspection, during AGDQ he lost 100 subscribers, which he later learns that more than half were closed accounts. |
| 92 | *** Jon crashed [=YouTube=] analytics. |
| 93 | ** Stay_Hydrated_Bot is still in chat from the previous Fortune Cookie stream |
| 94 | ** Jon's internet goes down. When he tries to tweet out the status, [[https://twitter.com/proton_jon/status/960777175224823809 his phone dies]]. |
| 95 | * Game Clearing: Mod's Choice Edition |
| 96 | ** The first game of the night is ''Orb-3D'', which one of the mods had to play for WebVideo/{{Kusogrande}}, a tournament Jon is participating in. In a bizarre case of HistoryRepeats, Dan mainly suggests the game to Jon because he thought it'd only take roughly a couple hours at most to beat, based on his own completion rate at the game and the time set by a speedrun of it. It ends up taking ''the entire stream'' thanks to it being a puzzle game reliant on a combination of horrendously-implemented gameplay mechanics that, by the end of the stream, leave Jon practically delirious. Special mention goes to Stage 29, which happens to be so badly designed that it takes Jon around as much time to clear it as it took the reference speedrunner ''to clear the entire game!'' By the end of the night, Dan ended up so thoroughly shat on by Jon, [=HeIsAnEvilGenius=], and chat that the night caps off with [="#BanTheEnigma"=] being the raid message. |
| 97 | *** Oh, and the biggest kicker at the end? It turns out the man who directed ''Orb-3D'' later went on to work at EA's mobile division. Absolutely nobody is blindsided by this revelation. |
| 98 | * Game Clearing: Subscriber's Game Suggestions Edition |
| 99 | ** First game of the night is Dynowarz: Destruction of Spondylus; the game features a mechanic where the player can stack power-ups to create stronger and stronger attacks, and Jon quite quickly manages to obtain a level 3 "Fireball" attack, only to pick up a beam power up, reverting him to the level one version of that. This makes Jon somewhat curious as to that the other tiers of beam happen to be, leading him to go out of his way to try and pick up more "beam" power ups. Eventually, he ''does'' manage to gain a level 2 and eventually a level 3 beam... [[AntiClimax and it's literally just a fireball slapped onto the original beam.]] |
| 100 | ** At one point, Jon receives a donation featuring [[https://clips.twitch.tv/CourteousHelpfulMouseHoneyBadger "boobs countermeasures"]]. It's exactly what it sounds like. |
| 101 | * Game Clearing Stream: What Can We Do Tonight? |
| 102 | ** At one point while playing ''VideoGame/FZero: GP Legend'', Jon jokes about being able to learn more about Captain Falcon's philosophies as a person and a racer at captainfalconschool.com. Obviously, this led Jon and chat to fervently try out the domain to see if it worked, only to inevitably find out that it didn't. A few minutes later, however, someone in chat outright ''buys'' the domain name and has it redirect straight to Jon's Twitch channel, much to Jon's amusement. This results in the raid message of the night, #captainfalconschool (the .com shaved off to keep it from triggering mod bots), leading to bemusement and astonishment from the night's raid target who thinks Jon bought the site himself to pimp his twitch stream. |
| 103 | ** One of the missions in the game is a horrible escort mission of sorts where Captain Falcon must ensure that Jody Sumner ranks higher than Blood Falcon at the end of a race. Inevitably, this leads Jon to spend a good chunk of time in sheer frustration at both Blood Falcon's aggressive rubberbanding and Jody's ArtificialStupidity, which then leads to Jon constantly shouting at Jody. At one point, however, Jon manages to [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SpookyTriumphantSpindleJebaited bring up]] what is perhaps [[DiscreditedMeme the last thing]] [[CreatorBacklash one would ever expect him to talk about]] in 2018. |
| 104 | --->'''Jon:''' "Jody! [[CallBack MOVE FASTER! You are not a cactus!]] You can move faster than that!" |
| 105 | ** Jon keeps pointing out that the cutscenes show inconsistent backgrounds behind the characters when they talk, and at one point when the background behind Captain Falcon randomly turns mottled red and green, he concludes that Falcon has gone to "THE CHRISTMAS DIMENSION". |
| 106 | ** The second game of the night is ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'', a NintendoHard game by Konami filled to the brim with FakeDifficulty. While Jon's hopes and dreams are further and further crushed by the game's bullshit, his co-coms search up a walkthrough from [=GameFAQs=], and come across [[https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/nes/587707-tiny-toon-adventures/faqs/63955 one that's entirely in Spanish.]] Only around three people in Jon's community actually speak the language, and none of them are the night's co-coms, meaning that the folks who are actually on call are forced to rely on an online translator. [[HilarityEnsues A]] ''[[HilarityEnsues very bad]]'' [[HilarityEnsues online translator.]] What they end up with is a TranslationTrainWreck that must be read to be believed. |
| 107 | ** The co-comms run the guide through multiple languages to produce an amusing BlindIdiotTranslation, which somehow ''still'' manages to convey some useful information to Jon on how to beat the final boss. |
| 108 | * Game Clearing Stream: Hard to Find Games Edition |
| 109 | ** So, the stream starts off [[Main/SarcasmMode as well as you can expect]] when Bagel steps onto Jon's keyboard and mutes him as soon as the stream starts. |
| 110 | ** Everyone asks Ryan for money. |
| 111 | ** Jon says that there is a new alert and everyone is trying to guess it throughout the stream, [[Main/ShmuckBait despite the fact that Jon only said that it would be funny to him]]. |
| 112 | ** After arriving at the last stage of Power Blade II, Main/HistoryRepeats as it turns into a Radical Rescue situation, right down to the co-comms. It's a boss rush, but it is worse than Radical Rescue as it takes you back to the beginning of the start of the stage if you give a game over. Thankfully, this isn't the case. |
| 113 | ** After a long long time, we finally see the intermission wall... AND IT'S FILLED ENTIRELY WITH A GIF THAT ZOOMS INTO DUKE NUKEM'S CROUCH! |
| 114 | ** All of Flintstones' Surprise of Dinosaur Peak, particularly the last stage. |
| 115 | ** The spider boss that takes a ridiculous number of hits to kill. |
| 116 | ** The sports bonus minigames (hockey and basketball) which at first seem impossible, then when Jon figures out the trick, he finally wins...only for the game not to tell him what bonus he's just won (and it's not obvious from the HUD). The co-comms promptly check ''three separate runthroughs'' online and ''none'' of them say what the prize is! |
| 117 | ** Jon and the co-comms [[InsistentTerminology consistently referring to]] the gemstones Fred gets at the end of levels as "[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Chaos Emeralds]]". |
| 118 | ** [[https://youtu.be/fsEITDo1vNs?t=5h3m20s The biggest payoff of all time...]] [[Series/{{Thunderbirds}} FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE.]] The new alert is revealed at the end of the stream. The total amount to have it play is 25 dollars. |
| 119 | * Game Clearing: Mod Choice Round 2 |
| 120 | ** As with every Game Clearing stream as of late, Jon opens up the night with another round of ''F-Zero GP Legend'', this time going through Jody's route. Considering how the main highlight from the Fortune Cookie a couple streams prior was a compressed 1985 Mario without a neck, it's only fitting that he takes notice of Jody's own unusually ''long'' neck. This quickly becomes a RunningGag throughout the playthrough, with fanartists sending in a metric ton of art revolving around it; they seem to take a particular liking to comparing it with [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Lesser Dog]]. Later, once Jon finishes Jody's story mode, he gets sent a picture of Jody from the anime the game's based on, and is equally shocked and overjoyed to find out that her neck actually is that long! |
| 121 | *** As each character's story mode is basically [[RashomonStyle the same plot told from a different angle]], Jon inevitably reaches the point where Jody must rank higher than Blood Falcon in a race; however, seeing as ''[=he's=]'' Jody this time, he supposes it'll be a much easier fight. Cue Jon coming face-to-face with extremely aggressive, rubberbanding AI! At one point, Jon's attempts to fight off these CPU racers leads to him butting heads with [[MemeticBadass Captain Falcon]] himself; Jon tries to just bump Captain Falcon out of the way and move on, except he does so while both of them in the air, resulting in Jon '''''KILLING CAPTAIN FALCON!'''''[[note]]Okay, technically F-Zero racers don't ''die'', they just [[NeverSayDie have their cars wrecked]] and get disqualified as a result. [[RuleOfFunny That didn't stop Jon and chat, though.]][[/note]] [[https://clips.twitch.tv/InventiveHardSlothNononoCat Jon and chat's resulting dismay]] quickly becomes the stuff of legends. |
| 122 | *** Even more amusing about Falcon's "death" is how Jody's main goal in story mode was to avenge her fallen brother, who she doesn't know is actually Captain Falcon himself; one chat user takes particular notice of this, writing up a mock conversation in which Blood Falcon points out that Jody effectively committed fraternicide before calling her a "deranged giraffe." |
| 123 | *** Due to the FIVE alert coming up, Jon has a long discussion with the chat about {{UsefulNotes/Supermarionation}} shows, in particular pointing out how the NES ''Series/{{Thunderbirds}}'' game's cover art shows a generic craft and generic Air Force dude that ''have nothing to do with any of the vehicles or cast from Thunderbirds''. |
| 124 | ** After clearing ''VideoGame/{{Superhot}}'', [[ArcWords the most innovative shooter Jon's played in years,]] Jon puts up a poll to pick the next game, with each option being a mod's name. The choices are Dan, Jewker, Medz, Myo, Stan, and Little Fu. [[https://clips.twitch.tv/AntsyLittlePlumagePraiseIt It turns out that]] it was a Misfortune Fookie-esque poll: ''all but one of the games was'' Cory in the House ''for the Nintendo DS,'' and knowing Jon and chat's luck, they fell right into his trap. Even more? the one game that ''[=wasn't=]'' Cory just ''barely'' placed second! However, once Jon goes to start up the game, he finds out that his [=3DS=] doesn't recognize it for some reason, to a combined reaction of joy (at not having to play ''Cory'') and dismay (at the fact that they couldn't kill the "Play Cory" meme as intended) from Jon, his co-coms, and chat. |
| 125 | *** ''Superhot'', the most innovative shooter Jon's played in years, also manages to elicit some amusement in its own right thanks to the included "Tree Dude" game, which Jon treats with as much over-the-top enthusiasm as he can muster. |
| 126 | * Game Clearing: Subscriber's Suggestions Round 2 |
| 127 | * Game Sharks Wild Guns Challenge & Then *Shrug* |
| 128 | ** While playing ''Aero Fighters 3'', Jon gets to the final stage, and repeatedly died to the final boss. After a few tries... The boss suddenly gets replaced by what can only be described as [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Mettaton]] as a Japanese school girl. According to one of the co-coms, it was actually one of two possible bosses, and Jon only fought it by pure chance. |
| 129 | * Game Clearing: Mod Choice Round 3 |
| 130 | ** The first game of the night is ''Magical Drop 3,'' suggested to Jon by Lucahjin. She spends the first few minutes of the stream teaching him how to play, and he pushes her to teach him via trial by fire by not holding back in their matches. |
| 131 | --->'''Jon:''' "Kick my ass! It's the only way I'll learn!" |
| 132 | ** After Jon finishes showing off the Adventure mode, Lucah links him [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JDYH-1laTI&t=4980s the Waluigi chorus]]. His only response once he realizes what it is: |
| 133 | --->'''Jon:''' "Oh my God, really?" |
| 134 | ** [[https://youtu.be/8JDYH-1laTI?t=2h1m38s During this stream,]] Stan submits an egg sound of him mashing Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady" with... the ''Muppets Party Cruise'' rap. The idea's so simple it goes far beyond stupid, yet the execution leaves Jon in hysterics as the chat is once again overtaken by [[RunningGag The Kermit Legion.]] Jon then pulls a [[FissionMailed fake stream ending]], stating that he can't top that and it's all downhill from here. |
| 135 | --->'''Chat member:''' holy fuck, TV Tropes is gonna have a field day with this |
| 136 | ** Later, Stan joins the call, but his mic is too quiet. [=ACFan=] suggests that he should sing a song while adjusting his audio, at which point Stan immediately answers by singing the ''Muppets Party Cruise'' rap again. |
| 137 | --->'''Jon:''' "No! Not that song!" |
| 138 | ** The co-comms tell Jon that the manual for ''Cool Spot'' (strangely) tells players to yell at a programmer named 'BILL' if they find the jumps too hard, as he placed all the items. The chat immediately starts doing Bill Nye theme song references, followed by Jon and the co-coms: |
| 139 | --->'''Jon:''' "Bill Nye, you're gonna die! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!" |
| 140 | ** Jon and co. start to joke about what Jon would have written on his tombstone. Jon then mentions doing that would complicate with how he wants to die; by exploding like a ''Franchise/PowerRangers'' villain. Quickly, [=ACFan=] realizes a fix to the problem, it just means that Jon would have to rent out a whole cemetery and give each piece of him its own grave. Jon promptly and completely loses it. |
| 141 | ** Before [=ACFan's=] suggestion, Jon comes to the realization that tombstones are essentially just resumés for the afterlife, at which point he decides he's just gonna put down that [[MundaneMadeAwesome he was good with Microsoft Excel.]] Jon's viewers promptly send in a metric assload of tombstones edited to have various amusing epithets on them; the one that catches Jon's eye the most simply says "FUCK". |
| 142 | * Game Clearing: Lightgun Edition - Flashing Light Warning |
| 143 | ** ASMR Lightguns. Yes, ASMR. |
| 144 | * Game Sharks (Mr. Driller 2), then Subscriber's Game Clearing |
| 145 | ** The first game (of two) that Jon chooses to clear for the night is ''[[VideoGame/KikiKaiKai Pocky & Rocky]]'', a notoriously difficult {{wutai}} shoot-em-up. While the majority of the run is punctuated by earnest tension and excitement over Jon's attempt to beat the game, he manages to completely botch part of it in the best worst way possible by [[EpicFail accidentally walking into the final boss]] ''[[EpicFail during his monologue]]'' [[EpicFail and dying.]] |
| 146 | --->'''Taki:''' [[Franchise/TheIncredibles "You sly dog, you caught me monologuing!"]] |
| 147 | ** Jon caps the night off with Zoda's story in ''F-Zero GP Legend,'' the game which keeps on giving. |
| 148 | *** Things get off to a great start when Jon [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zaENSu9PU&t=238m29s fails the first mission 2 seconds in]]. |
| 149 | *** In the second mission, Jon questions whether or not the course has walls. On the second lap, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zaENSu9PU&t=245m00s he finds out]]. |
| 150 | *** One race tasks Jon with destroying all the other racers in Fire Field, a course which has mines strewn everywhere. This leads to plenty of failed attempts due to getting pinballed around by exploding mines. One particularly bad race results in a donation from [[CallBack CaptainZodaSchool]]. |
| 151 | *** In the final race, Jon fails one attempt due to [[https://clips.twitch.tv/ElatedTriumphantHedgehogRaccAttack a moment that defies explanation]]. |
| 152 | *** In the successful run of the final race, Jon wins due to Captain Falcon eliminating the two most troublesome opponents in the race: Rick and ''himself''. Falcon's elimination is especially good due to him being visible in midair moments before the total racer count goes down, and it doesn't dawn on Jon and the co-comms that he was eliminated until the next lap. |
| 153 | * Game Sharks Catchup Stream and The End of F-Zero GP Legend? |
| 154 | ** Jon does a [[FissionMailed fakeout stream ending]] little over 2 minutes in due to [[VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld2YoshisIsland Yoshi's Island]] rather relaxing title screen music. |
| 155 | --->'''Jon:''' "It's tiiiiiiime for me to take a nap. Bye, everybody." |
| 156 | ** It happened again when an egg submission made a bait-and-switch into [[RunningGag the Muppets Party Cruise rap]]. When the stream returned, Jon turned on his webcam to give the sender [[FlippingTheBird the finger]]. |
| 157 | ** Despite the time to practice, Jon hasn't practice for either Game Sharks challenges, and it definitely shows. |
| 158 | *** Jon has to constantly fight to resist the urge to 100% the level, which is his usual shtick with the game. |
| 159 | *** Every time Jon died here, Captain Falcon dies too, much to Jon's consternation. |
| 160 | ** Poor Ryan has been plagued with internet issues, but peculiarly, they have been around solely with Twitch, preventing him from doing Game Sharks and streaming in general. |
| 161 | ** Jon ends the stream by raiding Jirard, who assumes the raid message ([=#MurderKillington=]) is a vote of some kind, then drops this gem of a line. |
| 162 | --->'''Jirard''': "With Proton Jon, you don't need to explain anything." |
| 163 | * Game Clearing: Kid Dracula vs The Belmonts Edition |
| 164 | ** [[https://clips.twitch.tv/StylishAbrasiveCarrotMrDestructoid During intermission]], Jon mentions that he won't be playing Castlevania: The Adventure for too long because he remembers that the game was: |
| 165 | --->'''Jon:''' "[[ThatCameOutWrong stiff and hard, so we're going to try to beat it]]."\ |
| 166 | ''[beat]''\ |
| 167 | '''Jon:''' "Fucking get your minds out of the gutter. And God, just take me away. Franchise/RoboCop, just take me away." ''[Pretending to end the stream]'' "It didn't help that I fucking said beat it right after it!" |
| 168 | *** Granted, Jon wasn't far off in his description. despite the game only being four levels long, the clunky movement, slow gameplay and lack of checkpoints make the game next to unbearable for those without the willpower to do so. Special notes going to Level 3, which the biggest enemy that Jon faces are [[TheWallsAreClosingIn a rising floor of spikes and an enclosing wall of spikes]] with hard to dodge enemies and path traps trying to escape it, leaving Jon understandably frustrated. |
| 169 | ---->'''Jon''': ''[upon seeing the second wall of spikes]'' "COME ON!"\ |
| 170 | '''Tom''': "What!?" ''[laughs]'' |
| 171 | ** Tom White, (aka the man behind WebVideo/WeirdVideoGames) is one of the cocoms for the night, and throughout most of Tail-Gator, various chat members are attempting to find him games that are "weird" for him. While he said it was next to impossible to find one that would surprise him at this point, there was a game mentioned that caught both him and [[EmptyShell Jon]] off guard (as well as possibly [[InnocenceLost scarring Camille for life]]). That game? ''Screaming Mad George's Parinoiascape'', a game that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVkR54eiptY needs to be seen to believed.]] |
| 172 | ** The stream then turns into Tom and Jon 'educating' Camille about various insane cartoons from the 80s and 90s, ending with the 2000 version of ''WesternAnimation/{{Action Man|2000}}'', which consists of a CGI stuntman saving the world by the power of math. |
| 173 | * Game Clearing, Mod's Choice: Yeah, It's Actually Happening Edition |
| 174 | ** The fact that Jon is ''finally'' playing ''Cory in the House'' to kill the meme. |
| 175 | ** Everyone is confused by the fact that the soundtrack mixes "Hail to the Chief" with...La Marseillaise. |
| 176 | ** Later, Jon plays ''Katamari Damacy'', and at one point [[https://youtu.be/Aibq9bxjQdM?t=8066 Jewker is called]] [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext by the entire country of Japan]]. |
| 177 | * Game Clearing: VideoGame/MetalSlugAdvance and More |
| 178 | ** When Gex and Camille join Jon as co-comms, they both initially sound distant and echoey (especially Gex) so Jon jokes about them being in [[RunningGag THE VOID]] and having to haul them out with some rope. When France-based Camille mentions ''Deadly Premonition'', a fanartist runs with the joke by parodying the scene with the absurdly long table from the game and Jon and Camille sitting opposite, but then pulling out to reveal the table actually extends all the way from Alberta to France. |
| 179 | ** Even by Jon's standards, he manages to come across an absurd number of glitches in the usually-stable game ''Metal Slug Advance'', constantly dying for no reason by glitching through the floor in particular. One of his BigWhat moments is even loud enough to appear on an ''Apollo Justice'' recording that Lucahjin was making in a different room at the time. |
| 180 | * Game Clearing: Kinda Winging It Tonight |
| 181 | ** Jon decides to take another crack at the N64 Game for ''Series/PowerRangersLightspeedRescue.'' From the "YAY!" of completing a mission to the fact that Jon completely cheesed a mission by [[https://youtu.be/E6lQpvkgnXc?t=1829 hanging out at the top of the map]], it's as funny as it is cheap. |
| 182 | ** One cookie video sent to Jon manages to put a new spin on the "supplies" joke in ''Film/{{UHF}}'' [[https://clips.twitch.tv/AmazingAlluringTriangleDatSheffy?tt_content=player_title&tt_medium=clips_embed in more ways than one]], replacing Kato and company with the [[WesternAnimation/MegaManRubySpears Gutsman's ass]] meme. |
| 183 | ** During a round of Twitter, someone brings up ''Piper'', a computer game that Jason David Frank starred in that was basically a wild west version of ''Literature/ThePiedPiperOfHamelin''. While showing the trailer, Jon has a laugh at the ridiculousness of JDF's outfit, the rat puppets and the musical numbers. |
| 184 | *** Immediately after the trailer, Jon notices that the rest of the video contains a bunch of other advertisements (as it's a collection of ad spots taken off of a VCR recroding), and decides to check out the one directly after ''Piper''. The advertisement immediately begins with [[https://clips.twitch.tv/UgliestUnusualCookieBCWarrior a bridge exploding]], much to Jon's surprise and glee. This advertisement turns out to be for what would eventually become ''Series/VRTroopers''. Originally it was going to be called ''Cybertron'' and starred Jason David Frank as Adam, before Saban decided to keep JDF on ''Power Rangers'' due to Tommy's popularity as a character. |
| 185 | ** The theme of the night quickly became Power Rangers (again), as Jon suddenly remembers and shows everyone the intro for an obvious ''Power Rangers'' [[TheMockbuster knockoff]] called ''Series/TattooedTeenageAlienFightersFromBeverlyHills.'' What's more impressive is that, before seeing the intro, most of the chat thought that the show was made up for a ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' joke and not actually a real thing. |
| 186 | *** What's even funnier is that Jon learns there's a DVD copy of the show that he can buy and was planning to...only for someone he knows in real life to buy it for him as a wedding present, and it will show up the day of the wedding. Reese's reaction sells it honestly. |
| 187 | --->'''Reese''': ''[upon hearing the title]'' "I beg your pardon?" |
| 188 | * Game Clearing: 8 Left To Hit Our Goal For The Year |
| 189 | ** The first game Jon beats is ''Spider-Man: Mysterio's Menace'' for the GBA. Part of the framing device at the start is MJ calling Peter and reminding him (bizarrely) to get a fishbowl on the way home. Jon and the chat joke that Peter will end up bringing Mysterio's helmet to use as a fishbowl after he beats him. They turn out to be ''[[IKnewIt absolutely right]]''. |
| 190 | * Game Clearing: The Last Game for the Goal Is... |
| 191 | ** Jon opens the stream with ''VideoGame/Quest64'', a game he played most of when he was young. He mentions that he may have to resort to grinding to raise up some stats and chooses to start with raising Agility by holding right on the N64 controller and ''unplugging it'' so that he continuously runs in circles. Jon wants to pass the grinding time by [[{{Troll}} switching to the real 64th game to beat]], ''VideoGame/Bomberman64''. |
| 192 | [[/folder]] |
| 193 | |
| 194 | [[folder:2019 - The A-to-Z Challenge]] |
| 195 | !!2019 - The A-to-Z Challenge |
| 196 | * Bento Game #3 & Game Clearing: VideoGame/BangaiO and Game C |
| 197 | ** At some point in the stream, due to Twitch restructuring their subscription service, the Streamlabs alerts broke, making them loop ceaselessly, the [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/VivaciousShortGorillaDxAbomb yodelling and]] [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/ClumsyGoldenYakinikuVoHiYo Goldman alerts]] looping their audio too. |
| 198 | ** When LetsPlay/MasaeAnela joined in the chat, Gex [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/ImpossibleAwkwardFriseeKeyboardCat wowed her with his impressions]] [[https://clips.twitch.tv/ThoughtfulCrypticQueleaAMPTropPunch of Peach and Mario]]. |
| 199 | --->'''[=MasaeAnela=]:''' ''[upon hearing the Peach impression]'' .....\ |
| 200 | '''[=MasaeAnela=]''': .......\ |
| 201 | '''[=MasaeAnela=]''': [[FlatWhat what]]\ |
| 202 | '''[=MasaeAnela=]''': [[BigWhat WHaT/??]]\ |
| 203 | '''[=MasaeAnela=]''': Excuse me?????\ |
| 204 | '''[=MasaeAnela=]''': ???//?/???\ |
| 205 | '''[=MasaeAnela=]''': HOW???\ |
| 206 | '''[=MasaeAnela=]''': Gex you're amazing?????\ |
| 207 | '''[=MasaeAnela=]:''' ''[upon hearing the Mario impression]'' WHOA\ |
| 208 | '''[=MasaeAnela=]''': THAT IS JUST\ |
| 209 | '''[=MasaeAnela=]''': SPOT ON????\ |
| 210 | '''[=MasaeAnela=]''': I can't believe I talked to Mario and Peach tonight |
| 211 | ** In the previous stream, in order to cheer Jon up after a particularly salty round of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, a fan made [[https://twitter.com/Wrath0jumneyman/status/1091951290253361152 some fanart of him as]] [[VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy Rosalina]]. Jon, [[SeenItAll being used to seeing]] [[SelfFanservice larger-chested]] [[RuleSixtyThree female versions of himself]], said it wasn't busty enough, so the artist drew [[BreastExpansion increasingly bustier]] Rosalina!Jons [[https://twitter.com/Wrath0jumneyman/status/1091971167227789313 as that stream]] [[https://twitter.com/Wrath0jumneyman/status/1091980606156599296 went on]]. Fast forward to the Game Clearing stream, and the same artist [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/ElegantBeautifulMelonCorgiDerp continued the pattern and submitted]] [[https://twitter.com/Wrath0jumneyman/status/1092606990981853184 a Rosalina!Jon with each breast over twice the size of Jon's head]]. Since then, a massive chunk of Jon's Twitter activity consists of Rosalina!Jon (or just Rosalina) with [[BreastExpansion larger boobs]], ranging from the size of basketballs [[SerialEscalation to galaxies,]] plenty of them being [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/PlayfulObedientBubbleteaDansGame pictures of blue circles in space]], and two of the pictures being completely blue. Also, Jon's Twitter followers who may or may not watch the streams being very confused. |
| 212 | --->'''@Lucahjin (on Twitter)''': Why does my husband have such big boobies?\ |
| 213 | '''Reese (on Stream)''': "[[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/EnergeticFunnyClipzOptimizePrime I like your boobs on Twitter.]]"\ |
| 214 | '''Jon''': "Thank you for enjoying my boobs. It's, uh, very important that you like them, also hi Bagel. I don't know if Bagel likes my boobs, that's a little weird. You can like them though, that's okay."\ |
| 215 | '''Reese''': "Yaaaay!"\ |
| 216 | '''Jon''': "She just ran off screaming 'Yaaaay!' This is why I know I'm not in trouble, see. We have a very healthy relationship."\ |
| 217 | '''@Lucajin (immediately after)''': hey @Proton_Jon pls send bobs and vagene |
| 218 | ** A couple of the pictures were of Rosalina with Series/DrakeAndJosh's heads [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/CalmBoldPorcupineCoolCat photoshopped onto her chest.]] |
| 219 | *** The wave of busty "Rosajon"/"Jonalina"s has Jon claiming that this is the reason why he only has a 4% female viewership, with his female viewers immediately expressing approval of the Rosajons and drawing some of their own, or pointing out they already drew some. |
| 220 | *** One of the Jonalinas that got [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/GiftedGentleTofuDxCat the best reaction out of Jon]] is one of [[https://twitter.com/Sephiroth1204/status/1092656964641976320 Rosalina!Jon holding an orange under her relatively normal breasts]], with [[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsIII Donald and Goofy]] claiming that they found an ingredient and a lucky emblem, respectively. Hidden Mickeys, including Hidden Mickeys in reference to breasts, are another running gag of that stream. |
| 221 | ** Amidst the boobs, [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/VivaciousAntsyTortoiseOptimizePrime Jon finds the]] [[https://twitter.com/Captain_Joe08/status/1092649685947437056 perfect Tweet to describe his brand.]] |
| 222 | ** [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/ProtectiveFrailPanLeeroyJenkins An inappropriately timed raid]], giving the raiders an eyeful of Rosalina and Luma cleavage before transitioning to countermeasures. |
| 223 | ** Jon's ISP went into a scheduled outage an hour earlier than expected. Cue jokes in chat and Jon's discord being that the boobs were too much for the stream to handle. The outage only lasted 10 minutes before service came back. |
| 224 | --->'''@Lucahjin''': Well that's it lads, @Proton_Jon 's tits were so big [[BoobBasedGag they killed our internet]]. |
| 225 | ** The stream came to a sudden end due to Jon's ISP acting up again, ending with a tweet of someone finding a bunch of [[InflatingBodyGag inflation fetish pictures]] of Rosalina on Google images. |
| 226 | ** Over an hour after the Stream ended, Jon has finally reached the top of his Twitter notifications, claiming to have found the end of Twitter. Jewker wonders if it's too late to add Rosalina's boobs onto ''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion End Of Evangelion]]''. [[https://twitter.com/TailsFiraga/status/1092735634161258496 Naturally, this happened.]] |
| 227 | * Finishing up Bangai-O, Starting Game C & Possibly THE BAG OF MYSTERY!? |
| 228 | ** The pictures of Rosalina!Jon continue to come up on Twitter. Jon explains to confused newcomers that he's [[SeenItAll seen weirder things]], including weirder things involving himself (like the TRG Dating Sim) so stuff like him as Rosalina with unfathomably large breasts is relatively tame. |
| 229 | *** One of the Tweets that got Jon [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/AgreeableLazyPlumWOOP laughing so hard he was barely making sound]] was of Jonalina (or possibly Rosalina, the head wasn't shown) [[https://twitter.com/NiGHTSandKirby/status/1093359393666666496 slamming her bosom onto the Like and Retweet buttons followed by the Follow and Subscribe buttons.]] |
| 230 | ** After Bangai-O is completed, not wanting to deal with Game C and it's difficulty after enduring Bangai-O's final boss, he opts for the Bag of Mystery. The two games played from it are ''Billy-Bob's Huntin' and Fishin''' and ''Razor Freestyle Scooter'', both of them are games not recognized by Twitch, and both of them were games played in chat user Axelle's church. The former because [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/SplendidBusyCurryKappaWealth the nuns didn't want the children to become hillbillies]]. |
| 231 | *** Whenever Jon hit an obstacle in Razor Freestyle Scooter, his character would make an "euh" sound. But after he won a race and [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/PleasantTastyDogTwitchRaid one of his competitors clipped into his character...]] |
| 232 | * Bento vs [=AbdallahSmash's=] Community & Game Clearing: [[VideoGame/ContraHardCorps Game C]] |
| 233 | ** Jon caught on to the fact Jumney, the artist responsible for starting this whole Huge Breasted Rosalina!Jon thing, was progressively giving Jon longer and longer hair in these pictures. Jumney then proceeded to [[https://twitter.com/Wrath0jumneyman/status/1095215445030842368 cut to the chase]] and gave Rosajon long hair. (Granted, it's hard to see in that tweet due to it being seen from the chest up, but [[https://twitter.com/Wrath0jumneyman/status/1095454997410541568 as evidenced by pictures regarding Lucah's stream the next day,]] it does qualify.) |
| 234 | * Game Clearing: VideoGame/ElShaddaiAscensionOfTheMetatron |
| 235 | ** Jon is utterly giddy upon realizing he's about to get a ''motorcycle''. |
| 236 | --->'''Jon:''' ''[jogging as fast as he can towards it]'' "Gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme~!" |
| 237 | * Game Clearing: Finishing up VideoGame/{{Guacamelee}}, then chill packing stream. |
| 238 | ** Jewker tells a story about when he used to work in a movie theater. There was a sewage leak in the women's bathroom, so he had to tell the women to go in the men's bathroom, which they were furious about, because they apparently all thought there was some kind of ritual where men stare at each other's dicks in the bathroom. All the men on co-comm and chat were understandably [[{{Squick}} squicked]] by this, and apparently Lucahjin thought the same thing! The chat's incredulous reactions sell it all! |
| 239 | * Game Clearing: ''VideoGame/HamtaroHamHamsUnite'' |
| 240 | ** As Jon himself notes, what started as a simple joke reveal for Chuggaaconroy's next LP ended up being game H for Jon...because the Playstation Network decided to crash the ''exact second'' Jon tried to load his original choice for game H, ''House of the Dead 4''. In compensation, he decides to rename Hamtaro "Goldman", and the chat and fanartists busy themselves trying to translate Goldman's memetic speech atop a building into the Hamtaro language. |
| 241 | * Game Clearing: Game I -- ''VideoGame/IncredibleCrisis'' |
| 242 | ** Fittingly, Jon had to deal with a minor issue before the stream began: not being able to find the box with all his memory cards in it. Thankfully he ''was'' able to find one: the [[Franchise/TombRaider Lara Croft]]-shaped one, which wasn't with all the others because her distinctive shape meant she wouldn't fit. Cue chat joking about her being a 'mammary card'. Doubly hilarious as this was the same Lara Croft Memory Card that saved him a few months earlier, as it let him play the Razor Racing game back when he finished Bangai-O. Of all the games to be saved on that memory card. |
| 243 | ** Jewker and Myo join as co-comms; having played the game before, Jewker offers some advice and clarification about how various mini-games work... and expresses utter glee when Jon discovers that one of his least favorite mini-games is repeated. ''Twice''. |
| 244 | * Game Clearing: ''VideoGame/LastAlert'' ([[Platform/TurboGrafx16 TurboGrafx CD]]) & Game M |
| 245 | ** The logo of the enemy forces of the game reminds Jon of goatse, and states not to look it up. One of the mods (Maniacal) looked it up and cursed Jon (He thought it was going to be about baby goats). This caused Jon to laugh and remember that some people are not that old, or as cruel, as him. |
| 246 | ** During a moment where [[IAmSpartacus everyone's claiming to be Dan]], [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/PatientPiliableJackalDAESuppy everything goes white]] right as Dan, completely unaware of what's happening on-screen, retorts: |
| 247 | --->'''Dan:''' "And I'm Jon, glitches, fuck, what the hell game?" |
| 248 | ** Fittingly, Last Alert's ending cutscene is kicked off [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/FriendlyConfidentChinchillaGOWSkull by a well-timed alert]]. |
| 249 | ** After one of the villains in ''[[VideoGame/GanbareGoemon Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon]]'' does the NoblewomansLaugh, Jon is asked to try one himself. [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/FragileDullBorkWutFace He does so]], using his new '[=MasaJon=]' voice filter. |
| 250 | * Game Clearing: [[VideoGame/GanbareGoemon Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon]] (N64) |
| 251 | ** Nine minutes into the stream, Jon attempts to jump up on a hedge to talk to somebody, only to [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/MagnificentSuccessfulDonkeyNotATK clip right through it]]: |
| 252 | --->'''Jon:''' "Small child, you must know ''aaaaanswers!''" ''[[[{{Beat}} watches Yae become a green speck on the horizon]]]'' "...And that was when Yae flew off into the sunset. Never seen again." |
| 253 | ** A user asks what sort of stream-related madness they have missed in the past 5 months. [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SuaveTardyOpossumThunBeast Jewker put it best]]: |
| 254 | --->'''[=TheJewker=]''': He grew a pair, but not the pair you'd expect. |
| 255 | * Game Clearing: Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon Finale |
| 256 | ** While exploring the final dungeon, idly wondering how many of the [[HeartContainer Lucky Cats]] he missed, Jon notices a Silver one and picks it up... right as an enemy's rose hurts him. [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/InnocentTalentedVampireBudBlast The walls don't like that]], giving Jon a chance to scout ahead. He attempts to snipe an enemy through the wall, but it doesn't work. Right as he turns away, the enemy attempts to come after him and falls into the abyss between walls. |
| 257 | * Game Clearing: [[VideoGame/NinjaGaiden Game N]] - Last Stream Before PAX West |
| 258 | ** After doing the ending screen, [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/SquareCrowdedAardvarkFutureMan Jon starts a Mod meeting]] (where the first thing discussed was a ''VideoGame/NinjaGaiden'' x ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'' fanfic), not realizing that [[IsThisThingStillOn he was still live.]] |
| 259 | * Game Clearing: Game O |
| 260 | ** As ''VideoGame/OriAndTheBlindForest'''s notorious DownerBeginning reaches its heartwrenching climax, some of the chat engages in BlackComedy by cheering the apparent 'completion' of Game O. Jon admits that he's struggling not to laugh and ruin the mood. |
| 261 | ** Jon [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/TsundereAbrasivePeanutDxCat scores two achievements at once]] when he gets a monster crushed under a falling block... which also kills him. |
| 262 | ** After obtaining the Dash ability, Jon is startled by the sheer ''speed'' at which he moves... [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/PiercingSmoothShallotSaltBae and sprints right under a crusher]]. |
| 263 | --->'''Jon:''' "[=AAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhIII=] should've known. Thank God that was a save point."\ |
| 264 | '''Gex:''' ''[chokes]''\ |
| 265 | '''Tomoyo:''' "[[KilledMidSentence Look how fast I can--]]"\ |
| 266 | '''Jon:''' "Good tutorial, game, good tutorial." |
| 267 | ** Not long afterwards, he uses the Charging Dash to [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/GlamorousSplendidHerringPeteZaroll send an enemy flying]]. |
| 268 | --->'''Jon:''' "Holy shi--"\ |
| 269 | '''Tomoyo:''' "And that's what we call a tackle." |
| 270 | * Game Clearing: Ori and the Blind Forest Part 2 |
| 271 | ** Jon [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/BetterFuriousMeerkatFailFish playing Peek-a-Boo with Kuro]], ducking in and out of the water to match her switch rapidly between preparing to strike and going back to sentry mode. |
| 272 | ** After retrieving the Sun Stone, [=DragonFire=] notes that this would be a good time to backtrack. [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/ObservantConfidentDiamondTBTacoLeft Jon interprets that differently]]: |
| 273 | --->'''Jon:''' "What's that, jump off this cliff, I'm on it."\ |
| 274 | '''[=DragonFire=]:''' ''[right as Ori vanishes in a flash of lightning]'' "Hey, it's a quick way down."\ |
| 275 | '''Jon:''' ''[bursts out laughing]'' "No, it's not. It's a quick way to death."\ |
| 276 | '''[=DragonFire=]"''' "Eh... I mean, if you're going down in a ''literal'' sense, then yes." |
| 277 | * Game Clearing: Game P |
| 278 | ** Game P is ''VideoGame/PrinceOfPersia''. Specifically, the Sega CD version, due primarily to the fact that said version has anime cutscenes. By sheer coincidence, the Prince's purple hair and blue-shaded turban has the side-effect of making his sprite look uncannily like [=RobertCop=], with the resemblance getting pointed out several times throughout the run. |
| 279 | ** The game's somewhat awkward control scheme results in several moments where Prince Bob effectively acts on his own, often falling [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/RelentlessHappyAlpacaJebaited or leaping]] to his death while Jon protests. This culminates in Bob [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/YawningAntediluvianHamburgerStrawBeary dunking himself in the same pit]] Jon had just backed the last guard of the game into, forcing him back to his last checkpoint. |
| 280 | ** Early on, Jon mentions that while researching the game's various versions beforehand, he found that the SNES version was considered the 'definitive' version, but also expanded the game's length, adding several levels and doubling the amount of time allotted for the player to beat it. After completing the Sega CD version, he decides to load up the SNES one just to compare, and is immediately blown away by its much tighter control scheme. After signing off for the night, he admits to his co-comms that [[BrickJoke he's tempted to start playing]] ''that'' version now that the stream is over. |
| 281 | * VideoGame/{{RUNE}} 2 Co-op Testing (!rune) & Game Clearing: [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil1 Resident Evil: Director's Cut]] ([=PS1=]) |
| 282 | ** Prior to the stream, Jon was asked to test a beta version of RUNE 2. Things [[SarcasmMode get off to a great start]] when Jon manages to die in [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/HonestSilkyTigerBigBrother the opening cutscene]]. ''Twice.'' [[labelnote:Explanation]]Take into account, this was a cinematic cutscene, not an interactive one.[[/labelnote]] |
| 283 | * Game Clearing: [[VideoGame/StarFoxAssault Game S]] (Sorry, Sailor Moon R) |
| 284 | ** Jon's reaction to Fox [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/RelatedCovertLasagnaDerp casually tossing away his binoculars]] during a cutscene. |
| 285 | * Game Clearing: [[VideoGame/TadpoleTreble Game T]] & [[VideoGame/UntitledGooseGame Game U]]... & V? |
| 286 | ** While Jon is playing ''VideoGame/UntitledGooseGame'', Tom has a question about [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/SarcasticHeartlessKaleNononoCat one of his badges]]: |
| 287 | --->'''Tom:''' "What is your four-year badge, exactly, Jon?"\ |
| 288 | '''Jon:''' "My four-year badge?"\ |
| 289 | '''Tom:''' "Yeah."\ |
| 290 | '''Jon:''' "Uhhh..."\ |
| 291 | '''Tom:''' "'Cuz that looks like a ball gag."\ |
| 292 | '''Jon:''' "I need to see... I need to see which one it is that you're talking about. ...Oh, it's fucking Waluigi."\ |
| 293 | '''Tom:''' "''Oh''... Okay, P-part of that is because I'm on Dark Mode, and the, the like edges of the mustache are--"\ |
| 294 | '''Jon:''' "''I'm on Dark Mode!''" |
| 295 | ** Game V turns out to be ''VideoGame/VirtualBoyWarioLand''. Jon briefly shows off how the game is meant to be displayed before switching it to a more palatable palette. |
| 296 | * Game Clearing: ''VideoGame/VirtualBoyWarioLand'' & [[WesternAnimation/WackyRaces Game W]]... and X? |
| 297 | ** A conversation about kinks leads to Dan [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/SourBlushingDurianWow bringing up one of the more unusual ones he's seen]]: buying Wonderbread. While Gex is caught off guard, Jon also knew that one... but not that the same guy is apparently also into ''deforestation''. |
| 298 | --->'''Gex:''' "...Dude, I mean, I... I have a bottle of Grey Goose Vodka right here, [[INeedAFreakingDrink I'm just gonna take a sip of that]], 'cause that's some shit I need right now to understand..." |
| 299 | ** Gex gets put on the spot: [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/DignifiedStormyZucchiniPanicVis Left or Right]]? |
| 300 | --->'''Jon:''' "Gex. Gex, you gotta do it. Left or Right?"\ |
| 301 | '''Gex:''' "No. No. ''No''. No."\ |
| 302 | '''Jon:''' "Left or Right, Gex. You've been right two outta thr--two outta two, c'mon, buddy."\ |
| 303 | '''Gex:''' "No, no, no... walk away. Walk away."\ |
| 304 | '''Jon:''' "You gotta do it. No, you gotta do it!"\ |
| 305 | '''Gex:''' "I'm no gambler, I can't live in this--"\ |
| 306 | '''Jon:''' "I can't! It's too late! I already hit the button. I already hit the button, you've no choice!"\ |
| 307 | '''Gex:''' "I've -- I know for a ''fact'' that--"\ |
| 308 | '''Jon:''' "Do it! Tell me the fucking direction, Gex!"\ |
| 309 | ''[Gex chuckles in soft, resigned exasperation, [[{{Beat}} letting silence fall]] before finally...]''\ |
| 310 | '''Gex:''' "...Left."\ |
| 311 | '''Jon:''' ''[chooses it; Wario loses money]'' "Nope."\ |
| 312 | '''Gex:''' ''[[[{{Beat}} takes a slow breath]]]'' "...Two out of three, I don't give a shit." ''[Jon cracks up]'' "Two out of three, I don't give a shit. We could've just walked away. We coulda ''walked'' away. ''We coulda walked away''." |
| 313 | ** After beating ''VB Wario Land'', Jon pulls up a reference to show off [[MultipleEndings another ending]]... and has to tell someone in the Chat to [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/BadFaintBatteryHeyGuys stop backseat gaming a YouTube video]]. |
| 314 | --->'''Jon:''' "Hang on. This is what you've earned now."\ |
| 315 | ''[puts the video on .25 speed and plays the ending in super slow motion]'' |
| 316 | ** Game W is a tie-in game for ''WesternAnimation/WackyRaces''... by ''Creator/{{Atlus}}''. While Jon knew this already, much like ''My Disney Kitchen'', this is met with considerable surprise. |
| 317 | ** When dropped into the [[SlippySlideyIceWorld Canada-themed]] level, Jon spends much of it claiming that it's [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/FreezingStrongBatteryCoolStoryBro an accurate representation]]. |
| 318 | --->'''Jon:''' "Yup, this is Canada. Sure is."\ |
| 319 | '''Dan:''' "...That sure is Canada."\ |
| 320 | '''Jon:''' "The endless floating bone supply of Canada. The jumping snowmen of Canada." |
| 321 | ** Last game of the night is ''VideoGame/XMenChildrenOfTheAtom''. Jon is hopeful that, as a fighting game, it won't take long to clear. The chat is [[MassOhCrap somewhat less so]]. After considerable trouble, all of his efforts to make it through culminate in it [[YankTheDogsChain crashing right before reaching the final battle]]. |
| 322 | * Game Clearing: Game X: Xardion & Hopefully [[VideoGame/YokusIslandExpress Game Y]] |
| 323 | ** Throughout ''Xardion'', Jon reads Planet NGC-1611 as "Planet [[Platform/NintendoGameCube Nintendo GameCube]]-1611". |
| 324 | ** While attempting to teach Jon how to access the Stage Select (something which the game [[GuideDangIt doesn't explain and requires the use of later]]), Crimson_Layer suggests that he 'Hold select and hit buttons', trying to find the proper input. Following this advice leads to Jon [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/OpenCredulousChimpanzeeOSsloth accidentally soft-resetting the game]]. |
| 325 | --->'''Jon:''' "I am holding Select and--"\ |
| 326 | ''[game resets]''\ |
| 327 | '''Jon:''' "..." ''[inhales deeply]'' "Thanks, guys."\ |
| 328 | '''Crimson_Layer:''' @[=ProtonJon=] [[OhCrap THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN]]\ |
| 329 | '''Jon:''' "So I'm running this on an Analog Super NT, and, uh, one of the combinations for reset is Up and Select. And I know that because I just found that out." |
| 330 | ** After attempting everything he can think of to make an elevator lift... well, ''lift'', Jon stops to catch up on Chat. As it turns out, [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/BadLongDootPeteZaroll the key to making it move is]] [[WaitingPuzzle standing still]]. |
| 331 | ** The PowerupLetdown of Alcedes' Black Hole spell, which causes the screen to keep fading in and out while it's active, hampering the player's visibility. |
| 332 | --->'''Jon:''' "Wow, that... is obnoxious. Good, now I can't see, this is a helpful spell, game!" |
| 333 | ** Despite being hyped up by the game, the Demon Armor [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/PluckyImpartialPlumBatChest proves remarkably unthreatening]]. |
| 334 | --->'''Jon:''' ''[[[BadBadActing reading the in-game text]]]'' "Demon Armor! Blast it! We've been cut off! This is terrible! We're history!"\ |
| 335 | ''[stands beside the Demon Armor and head-whips it for a few seconds as it steadily fires downwards at its own supports]''\ |
| 336 | '''Jon:''' "...Uh."\ |
| 337 | '''Khead:''' "Uh, it's not taking damage, it looks like."\ |
| 338 | '''Jon:''' "Lemme use Black Hole again. Oh hang on."\ |
| 339 | ''[the support beams finish exploding, and the Demon Armor falls to its doom]''\ |
| 340 | '''Jon:''' ''[reading]'' "Well, that's one less enemy to worry about. Frankly I'm not thrilled."\ |
| 341 | '''Bubba:''' "...That was too easy."\ |
| 342 | '''Khead:''' "It's gonna climb back up; we're gonna hafta fight it ''VideoGame/{{Contra}}''-style."\ |
| 343 | '''Jon:''' "No, it's playing the 'You won the boss fight' music." ''[Alcedes' EXP gauge starts filling]'' "We act--that was a boss fight! That counted as a boss fight!"\ |
| 344 | '''Khead:''' "Nice."\ |
| 345 | '''Bubba:''' "...Why? Is that a boss fight?"\ |
| 346 | '''Khead:''' "'Cuz they expect you to stand still?"\ |
| 347 | '''Jon:''' "They probably thought you wouldn't think to go left or right, I guess...? I don't know. I'll take it." |
| 348 | ** [[CallBack Once again]], Jon finds himself [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/HelplessHardSageCmonBruh beseiged by trees]]. |
| 349 | --->'''Jon:''' "Life seems to get a vacation from war on this planet. All the trees are covered in brillant green, and the breeze lightly carries the scent of the season, but..."\ |
| 350 | ''[[[{{Beat}} silence as Triton lands and starts moving forward]]]''\ |
| 351 | '''Khead:''' ''[right as the trees start coming to life and attacking]'' "But."\ |
| 352 | '''Jon:''' "Oh GOD--! What the fuck?!"\ |
| 353 | '''Khead:''' ''[evil laughter]'' |
| 354 | ** Early in ''VideoGame/YokusIslandExpress'', Khead comments "Maybe we'll get bigger wallets later on, who knows." Both he and Jon are unaware that he's [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/TangibleCrypticCurryDuDudu standing right in front of the chest]] that holds the first wallet upgrade. |
| 355 | --->'''Jon:''' "Damn, that's some good-ass timing, dude." ''[Yoku blows party favor]'' |
| 356 | ** Finding the temple of the Space Monks leads to Bubba suggesting the possibility of a Rosajon-based religion. Jon does not approve. |
| 357 | * Game Clearing: VideoGame/YokusIslandExpress |
| 358 | ** Gex's attempt to provide appropriately dramatic narration for the ExpositionDump is thwarted by [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/TentativeFrigidSnakeSSSsss an uncooperative connection]]. |
| 359 | --->'''Gex:''' ''[with echo effect]'' "This good?"\ |
| 360 | '''Jon:''' "Yup."\ |
| 361 | '''Gex:''' "One day the God Slayer--"\ |
| 362 | ''[silence]''\ |
| 363 | '''Jon:''' "...Cool, and then his internet died." ''[starts reading the narration himself, cracking up]''\ |
| 364 | '''Gex:''' ''[after two lines]'' "''Wait, did my thing not work?!''"\ |
| 365 | '''Jon:''' "It cut out as soon as you said God Slayer."\ |
| 366 | '''Gex:''' "'''''GOD'''''--" ''[instantly cut off again]'' |
| 367 | *** Despite the technical difficulties, [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/ModernIronicLouseKlappa he keeps trying]]... |
| 368 | ---->'''Gex:''' ''[with echo effect]'' "The Anci -- the Islands -- wait, is it work--"\ |
| 369 | '''Jon:''' "It's working, yes."\ |
| 370 | '''Gex:''' ''[still echoing]'' "Cool. The Island's Ancients fell one b--"\ |
| 371 | ''[[[{{Beat}} dead silence]]]''\ |
| 372 | '''Jon:''' "......It's not working anymore."\ |
| 373 | '''Gex:''' ''[still echoing]'' "...I quit life." ''[normal]'' "I quit life. I'm ''done''." |
| 374 | ** Jon finds his way up to the Skvader, only to promptly [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/GracefulPrettiestTubersOSfrog fall right off the branch it's on]]... and all the way out of that area. |
| 375 | --->'''Jon:''' "Ooh, what's that?"\ |
| 376 | '''Dr. Weird Alert:''' "''Bullshit!''"\ |
| 377 | ''[Jon rolls right past the Skvader and off the branch]''\ |
| 378 | '''Jon:''' ''[blowing his horn in protest the whole way down]'' "[[RapidFireNo No-no-no-no-no--!]]"\ |
| 379 | ''[lands in White Cliff Point]''\ |
| 380 | '''Bubba:''' "Ohhhhh--!"\ |
| 381 | '''Frank:''' "...I'm sitting here clapping. You can't hear it, but I'm clapping."\ |
| 382 | '''Jon:''' "I can feel it." |
| 383 | * Game Clearing: Game Z - [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]] |
| 384 | ** The stream starts with the [=CDi=] crashing. It's all downhill from there. |
| 385 | [[/folder]] |
| 386 | |
| 387 | [[folder:2020 - Monthly Clearing]] |
| 388 | !!2020 - Monthly Clearing |
| 389 | * Game Clearing: January's Game - Mega Man: The Wily Wars |
| 390 | ** What's the first note that the stream, and thusly, the decade opens with? Jumney triggering the new [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/NaiveGiantSandstormDancingBanana Rosajon Alert]]. Which [[CrossesTheLineTwice costs $80.08 to air]]. And it's got voice acting with Jon using the 'Masae' filter! |
| 391 | ** Jon notes that he's already questioning his decision to let his subs vote on which games he'll be tackling for the challenge, as they immediately tied the poll for January's game. And what did ''[[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Mega Man: The Wily Wars]]'' barely beat out in the end? ''VideoGame/BioshockInfinite''. |
| 392 | * Game Clearing: Mega Man: The Wily Wars Part 2 & More |
| 393 | ** Hard Man's sprite is [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/FlaccidArborealBulgogiKappaWealth considerably larger]] in this version of ''VideoGame/MegaMan3''. Jon realizes just a second too late that [[AccidentalInnuendo there's really no good way to finish his own sentence]]. |
| 394 | --->'''Jon:''' "Wow, Hard Man, you're a lot--" ''[{{Beat}}, resumes in a resigned tone]'' "...bigger than I remember you being. God dammit, there was really no way out of that statement, was there?" ''[chuckles]'' [[Film/WarGames "...The only winning move is to not play."]] |
| 395 | ** Mega Water S almost immediately [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/UglyCorrectCaribouPJSalt gets stuck in a loop]] where he's endlessly lobbing harpoons into one corner, coming nowhere ''near'' Mega Man. |
| 396 | --->'''Jon:''' "Uh, is he just... stuck?"\ |
| 397 | '''[=MegaGWolf:=]''' "I fired, and I missed, and I fired, and I missed, and I fired..." ''[breaks down laughing]''\ |
| 398 | '''Jon:''' "You know I'm a robot and don't need to breathe, right?" |
| 399 | *** They then discover that they don't have any of his weaknesses. Fortunately, Jon uncovers an 'unofficial' weakness: using the Rush Jet to stand level with him and pick away with the Mega Buster. Their jokes about discovering the first boss weak to Rush Jet only become funnier when they use the exact same technique against the final boss. |
| 400 | * Game Clearing: The Lightning Round Edition |
| 401 | ** Jon's [[ThisIsGoingToSuck horrified reaction]] to meeting Tsubame in ''VideoGame/BushidoBlade 2'' and realizing that she's brought a gun to a swordfight. |
| 402 | --->'''Jon:''' "That is a ''gun''. ...That is a ''gun''. That is a fucking gun!" ''[Jo gets shot]'' "...''That is literally a gun!''" ''[gets killed, rematches]'' "...This is not gun-fu! This is not ''Film/{{Equilibrium}}'', fuck off with the gun!" |
| 403 | *** How does he finally defeat her after being walled for almost ten minutes? [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/NiceFurtiveCrowTwitchRaid By repeatedly running into her, slashing blindly]]. He's [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe less than thrilled to discover this technique works]]. |
| 404 | ** Later, Jon employs the technique of [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/SlickCoweringCamelFreakinStinkin 'run circles around opponent while screaming wildly']], and is stunned when ''that'' works. |
| 405 | ** His reaction to [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/ColdProductiveIcecreamBleedPurple the ending he gets]] for refusing to kill an unarmed woman: |
| 406 | --->'''Jon:''' ''[softly]'' "'[[Film/RevengeOfTheSith From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!]]'" ''[as the credits start rolling]'' "...wow. ...''Wow''... .........'''Woooooooow'''. Leeeeeet's never speak of this again." |
| 407 | ** Following some technical difficulties with the Rosajon alert, Jon manually plays it for the donator. One of the Wario Alerts triggers at the same time, leading to him [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/ReliableChillyButterBlargNaut disappearing behind her back]] and letting out an enthusiastic "''YAHOO--!''" |
| 408 | * Game Clearing: February's Game - Wario Land 4 |
| 409 | ** To celebrate Jon playing ''VideoGame/WarioLand4'', several new alerts are added to the roster where Waluigi subs in for Wario. These prove distracting, as Jon admits early on to pausing whenever he hears Waluigi's voice just to see which one it is this time. |
| 410 | ** While discussing a fan-art piece merging Jon with [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Toriel]], Jon comments he thought the design would be rounder, as in chubbier. It then leads to [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/TentativeVenomousWatercressStoneLightning a gem of an]] AccidentalInnuendo that leaves [[{{Corpsing}} Jon in stitches]] before [[FissionMailed 'ending the stream.']] |
| 411 | * Game Clearing: Lightning Round, Feb. Edition |
| 412 | ** For the fourth game, Jon asks chat whether they want a hard, easy, or definitely easy game. The chat picks "definitely easy" which turns out to be ''Elmo's A To Zoo Adventure'', a motion control game. [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/LivelyOilyWormTebowing Which trolls him.]] Also of note, Gex's disturbingly accurate Elmo voice. |
| 413 | * Game Clearing March's Game - VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance |
| 414 | ** A discussion about the game's flaws leads to a comparison to Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog[[note]]Both being somewhat rough around the edges, but with amazing music[[/note]] Which then leads to Elliot pointing out how fitting that was, given the goal of the level at the time. |
| 415 | --->'''Elliot:''' "Did you realize, right now, your mission is '[[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Escape From the City]]'?"\ |
| 416 | '''Jon:''' "Oh, for fuck's sake...! Elliot! You're totally right, which is what makes me mad." |
| 417 | ** In the cutscene following the final boss, someone decides to [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/BumblingUnsightlySangTheRinger time a gift sub alert]] ''perfectly'' with Raiden ripping Armstrong's heart out his chest. Jon can't help but laugh. |
| 418 | --->'''Jon:''' "Alright, y'all are fuckin' timing this on purpose now." |
| 419 | * Game Clearing: Lightning Round, March Edition |
| 420 | ** Jon plays ''Mickey's Dangerous Chase'' and this somehow leads to a discussion about which Disney character correlates to which character in ''Dragonball Z''. Including Jon coming up with an elaborate explanation for why Scrooge [=McDuck=] would be Piccolo. |
| 421 | --->'''Jon:''' ''[arguing with chat commenter]'' "But to be fair though, Scrooge is the one who takes in kids who become like his own family...so he fits the Piccolo comparison."\ |
| 422 | '''Jewker''': "He's also tougher than the toughies and smarter than the smarties..."\ |
| 423 | '''Jon:''' ''[ignoring this]'' "He's also from somewhere else where no-one in the cast is from...Scotland! Except for Glomgold...WHO IS VEGETA! Oh baby, we got it!" |
| 424 | ** This then leads to a long discussion between Jon, the mods and chat about tier lists for things that don't usually have tier lists, including ''Ed, Edd and Eddy'', ''Spongebob Squarepants'', ''Loony Tunes'', and ultimately ''Jon's own group of mods''. |
| 425 | * Game Clearing: April's Game - Dust: An Elysian Tail |
| 426 | ** "Shops restocked" becomes a running gag due to how often shops restock their inventory (4 real-time minutes) and Jon noting this, nonchalantly. It ends up being the raid message. |
| 427 | ** During a discussion about old cartoons, co-comm Tenmar mentions the show ''WesternAnimation/RoadRovers'', in which dogs become superheroes. Jon then brings up the also-dog-focused children's book series ''Literature/RangerInTime''. It quickly becomes a second 'Film/AirBud discussion' as Jon looks up and details the 12-book series, in which a rescue dog travels through time to help save people during well-known historical events such as the Battle of Trenton in the American Revolution, the sinking of the Titanic, ''D-Day'', and '''''the 9-11 World Trade Center attack''''', leaving Jon and Tenmar in stunned disbelief and sending the chat into hysterics. |
| 428 | * Game Clearing: April's Game - Dust: An Elysian Tail Round 2 |
| 429 | ** At the end, Jon ends up getting a 69% clearing and saving in [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/EnthusiasticBenevolentFlamingoHassaanChop eight hours and eight seconds]]. He ends up copying the save into slot six and nine. |
| 430 | * Game Clearing: April's Game - Dust: An Elysian Tail Round 3 |
| 431 | ** Noticing something strange, Jon realizes that [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/CuteSuspiciousEagleHumbleLife he'd accidentally left a GIF of Medz]] from the April Fools' Stream running in its own tab for ''three weeks straight''. |
| 432 | ** The cutscene dealing with TheReveal of Dust's identity is interrupted by [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/BusyAgileBananaMcaT a timely question from Speed Racer]]. |
| 433 | * Game Clearing: Bioshock Infinite |
| 434 | ** [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/TrappedCrunchyDotterelSmoocherZ Jon admires a screaming building]]. [[note]]Jon was looking through a pair of binoculars while a Fireman was attacking him from behind. Because he was looking through the binoculars, he was completely invincible, all the while the Fireman was slowly electrocuted to death by a Tesla coil Jon has previously summoned through a tear.[[/note]] |
| 435 | * Game Clearing: May's Game - Bioshock Infinite Part 4 (Finale) |
| 436 | ** A HilariousInHindsight funny moment. A serious discussion about religion and those who twist the Bible's teachings for one's own agenda happened during the stream, summed up by the phrase "Don't be a Comstock." With how the game ends with the reveal that Booker and Comstock are different versions of the same person, one can make their own punchlines about how Booker either did or didn't follow that phrase. |
| 437 | ** During the ending cutscene, [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/RelievedCalmSkunkUnSane one of Jon's newer alerts is triggered]], so that Booker drowns to the dulcet tones of the 'Water and water and water' song. |
| 438 | * ''Metroid: Other M'' Part 2 |
| 439 | ** Similar to the 'the D stands for Dracula' running gag from ''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night'', Jon and the co-comms keep speculating about what the 'M' stands for. |
| 440 | ** Jon predictably becomes annoyed with the game's silly plot-based excuse for Samus not having all her weapons (that she had them all along, but Adam, acting as MissionControl, only ''authorises'' her to use them at certain times). Jon sarcastically suggests that Adam will only give her the ability to use the fire-resistant Varia Suit ''after'' she has already been burned by lava, only for this to [[JokeAndReceive actually be the case]]. Jon and the co-comms create some headcanon that Adam is actually absent-mindedly watching various cartoons (including ''Rick and Morty'' and ''The Simpsons'') and only occasionally glancing at what Samus is doing. |
| 441 | ** Near the end, Jon and the co-comms react in disbelief when Samus decides to code name the unknown traitor "The Deleter", and characterise her as still having an edgy teenage mentality and being a GiverOfLameNames. |
| 442 | ** Co-comms Medz and Myo become obsessed with the idea of encouraging Jon's Youtube VOD channel audience to post more comments on this VOD than the others, engaging them with questions about time zones and what their favourite shape is. |
| 443 | * Game Clearing: August's Game - Golf Story (Part 2) |
| 444 | ** Out of Bounds is denoted as ''OOB'' instead of ''OB'' in Golf Story. Camile then quips that ''[[Main/FunWithAcronyms BOOB]]'' [[Main/FunWithAcronyms means]] ''[[Main/FunWithAcronyms Breasts Out of Bounds]]''. This itself was funny, but it got compounded with a well-timed Rosajon alert. |
| 445 | * Game Clearing: September's Game - Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Part 1) |
| 446 | ** This month, Jon switched out the voting system for a blind vote, meaning nobody could see the results until voting was over. Jon's subs STILL managed to get a tie for first place. |
| 447 | ** Tom White/Heisanevilgenius drops in and [[https://youtu.be/geBHM5NRz7c?t=7566 tells a story]] that he sells as [[SerialEscalation dumber than anything Jules or Emile has done]]. When his wife had requested a doughnut, he sets off to the closest Tim Hortons to his home down a back road, only to find that, due to it being late in the evening, they were out of doughnuts (or rather, had very limited selection). So he left and went back the way he came from, circled around down the main road, and wound up at ''the exact same Tim Hortons'' without realizing it. Thinking he had gone to two different locations, he gives up his search. The best part? He didn't realize this until ''three days later'' when he was out shopping with his wife and she requested they stop at Tims on the way back. He asked her which one she wanted to go to: the one on the same road they were on or the other one. She responded with "What other one?". Double clincher? Someone in chat jokes that "there's this magical thing called a GPS". He replies that [[EpicFail he was]] ''[[EpicFail using]]'' [[EpicFail a GPS]]. He also says that upon arriving at the "second" Tims, his immediate thought was that "this one's bigger" and would therefore have a better selection. |
| 448 | * For November, he opts to do ''VideoGame/BloodstainedRitualOfTheNight''. While he asks viewers not to backseat, he allows alerts regarding upcoming cutscenes, just so he can ruin them with the Guardian Egg Helm, Toy Boots (which squeak with every step Miriam takes), and the Voice Changer (which gives Miriam a chipmunk voice). |
| 449 | [[/folder]] |
| 450 | |
| 451 | [[folder: 2021 - Rotational Clearing]] |
| 452 | * Game Clearing: Metroid Prime (GC) - Part 6/Finale & Whatever My Net Allows |
| 453 | ** The moment beginning [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn4hIiSFloM&t=3h28m05s here]]. Cole points out in chat that Jon left a GIF of him on the intermission wall. He then joins in on the call to help Jon explain the history behind the GIF: it was taken from an egg Cole submitted of him [[ItMakesSenseInContext drinking maple syrup straight from the bottle]], but every file-sharing site Jon tried to upload it to wouldn't let him. The same thing happened for different people trying to upload it. They determined it was because the sites were flagging it as porn due to how suggestive it looks. |
| 454 | * Game Clearing: Pac-Man World (Part 2) |
| 455 | ** While playing the level ''Spin Dizzy'', Jon ledge-grabs a spinning platform, which results in him glitching onto the rim below. Jon is unable to see Pac-Man, and spends a good 30 seconds moving around, trying to figure out where he is, before he is able to jump out and dies. |
| 456 | --->'''Jon:''' "Where the ''FUCK'' was I?" |
| 457 | ** All three times Jon dies during the final battle with Toc-Man: |
| 458 | *** The first time, Jon butt bounces on Toc-Man in a way that sends him flying off to, and ultimatly slipping off, the edge of the arena. |
| 459 | ---->'''Jon:''' "No! It just shot me off the fucking stage, are you serious!? How far back? ''(finds out he's back at the very start of the battle)'' TRAAAASSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH...UGGGGHHHHHHHH..." |
| 460 | *** The second time, when he goes to butt bounce on Toc-Man after pulling him to the center with Pac-Dots, he ends up stuck butt bouncing on Toc-Man, unable to get off...then Toc-Man jumps in a way that sends Pac-Man ''flying'' out of the arena, causing Tre to break out in laughter. |
| 461 | ---->'''Tre:''' "...okay?" |
| 462 | ---->'''Jon:''' "Uh, I'm afraid to jump '''''DO-OWN!''''' (gets sent flying off the arena) |
| 463 | ---->'''Tre:''' ''(breaks out laughing)'' "You got fucking tossed like a ball!" |
| 464 | *** The third and final time, Jon reaches the last hit point...and then Toc-Man rev rolls him into a way that sends him flying off the arena (again), frustrating Jon. |
| 465 | ---->'''Jon:''' "'''''NO!''''' ''({{Beat}})'' ''WHAT THE FUCK!?'' I'm so sick of this, dude..." |
| 466 | * Game Clearing: Touhou Luna Nights (Part 1) |
| 467 | ** Jon gets ''really into'' trying to recycle drink cans, to the point of [[TimeStandsStill freezing time]] [[MundaneUtility just to walk over to the trash]]...only to be repeatedly thwarted by Sakuya [[LuckBasedMission dropping the cans in random directions]]. |
| 468 | ** Come the end of the stream, he has trouble locating a raid target. One candidate, Shroom_e, was just wrapping up and searching for their own raid target...and by sheer coincidence, they settle upon the same one. |
| 469 | --->'''Shroom_e:''' ''[in kyletx500's chat]'' OH NO JON |
| 470 | * Game Clearing: Bomberman Generation (Part 3) |
| 471 | ** After the second break, Popskyy wondered if [=RosaJon=]'s birthday would be called "The Great Inflate". This immediately derailed the whole stream. |
| 472 | * Game Clearing: Shantae (Part 1) |
| 473 | ** Jon goes over how he now owns three copies of the original ''VideoGame/{{Shantae}}'' (the original cartridge, the Game Boy Color reprint, and the Switch port), how they all came in on the same day, and a local store even got a full, boxed version of the original. |
| 474 | * Game Clearing: Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus (Part 2) |
| 475 | ** Bagel finds a new way to disrupt the stream, this time by ''pestering Jon's neighbor''. |
| 476 | ** He reaches the mini-game where he must whack 50 chickens while dodging bomb-totin' roosters, all so he can cut the deal Bently made with a ghost over the radio for a key with the chickens that the ghost wants to use as ingredients for a big pot of gumbo. Jon is in guffawing disbelief over all of this. |
| 477 | --->'''Jon:''' I need a second-*wheeze* Uuuuuuuuuuh...there's a lot to process from that, Bentley, I feel. |
| 478 | ** During the stage "The Unseen Foe", Jon has Sly grind down a wire to reach a rooftop... only for the game to miss the part where Sly is supposed to ''stop''. What results is Sly grinding on thin air in a straight line off of the rooftop, out of the map, and eventually out of the rendering plane. Jon, the co-comms, and the chat alike were in stitches. It took just a little over an hour for the scene became a Glitchen Gun alert. |
| 479 | * Game Clearing: Bayonetta 2 |
| 480 | ** While in a cutscene in which Bayonetta mounts on an Acceptance angel, bonk sounds played by a co-comm could be heard while Bayonetta's rear touches the Acceptance's back. Jon remarks that the co-comm feed wasn't up yet, making the timing hilarious. |
| 481 | ** Bayonetta donning the Mario Costume and saying "Mamma Mia!" in her taunt animation is almost immediately combined with one of her Smash Bros voice lines leading to "If you need to learn how to talk to a lady ask your Mamma Mia!" |
| 482 | [[/folder]] |
| 483 | |
| 484 | [[folder: 2022 - Remix]] |
| 485 | * January's Remix - Revenge |
| 486 | ** It was declared that ''Orb 3D'' is cursed after Jon shows footage from his Game Clearing run of the game. As he returns to the game he was playing, ''Mickey's Dangerous Chase'', the game crashes, [[CallBack just like it did when he attempted the game before]]. |
| 487 | * January's Remix - Revenge Part 5/Finale - 7 Games To Pick |
| 488 | ** When playing a game based on Series/TheYoungIndianaJonesChronicles, Jon gets a raid and pauses the game. In a case of typical Jon luck, the game glitches out. |
| 489 | --->'''Jon:''' ''(after the countermeasures)'' Alright, got the screaming out of my system--[[ImmediateSelfContradiction OH NO! OH NO! OH FUCK!]] I think the game didn't appreciate what I was doing!\ |
| 490 | ''(screen transition back to the game, which has become a glitched mess)'' |
| 491 | ** Later on, after he decides the game has glitched to a point where he can no longer play it, he pauses the game again... ''and it fixes itself.'' Jon and chat are confused, but relieved that the game can now be beaten. |
| 492 | * Game Clearing: July's Remix, Lightning Round (Day 1) |
| 493 | ** Jon opens by playing the first ''VideoGame/NarutoClashOfNinja'', and sets the tone by consulting Duke Nukem during the opening cutscene, leading to a well-timed remark: |
| 494 | --->'''Iruka:''' To celebrate your graduation—\ |
| 495 | '''Duke Nukem:''' I'm gonna kill ya 'til you die from it.\ |
| 496 | '''Naruto:''' All right! |
| 497 | ** The TMNT 'Cow' alert goes off ''right'' as Sasuke appears for the first time. |
| 498 | * Game Clearing: July's Remix, Lightning Round (Day 3) |
| 499 | ** After sweeping through most of ''VideoGame/TwinkleStarSprites'', Jon gets stalled by the final boss. How does he finally manage to beat her? By glitching out her AI, causing her to start running ''into'' everything rather than dodging. |
| 500 | ** During Art Block, he remarks on how quickly some of the fanartists worked, only for one to admit they were banking on him getting [[SNKBoss SNK'd]]. |
| 501 | [[/folder]] |
| 502 | |
| 503 | [[folder:2023]] |
| 504 | * Game Clearing: Mario Party 5 (Part 2/Finale) & Something Else |
| 505 | ** It takes three tries for Jon to win on Future Dream in Mario Party 5: |
| 506 | *** During the first attempt, right as Jon is about to play the last minigame he needs to win the board, the Gamecube crashes and goes to the error screen, not unlike what happened during TRG's Mario Party 6 playthrough. |
| 507 | *** The second attempts has both Jon and his AI partner Toad up against two of the Koopa Kids in Panic Pinball again, with Toad once again causing Jon to lose the minigame, and thus all his Coins. |
| 508 | ** A [=YouZTube=] commenter noticed that the five boards Jon cleared were the five he won when TRG played the boards. The Story mode puts the players on five boards; the first four are randomly chosen out of the six boards available from the beginning of a new file while the fifth is always Bowser Nightmare. Jon's four boards were Pirate Dream (cleared on the first attempt in the previous stream), Future Dream (which took four tries to clear), Undersea Dream, and Sweet Dream. |
| 509 | ** During the first intermission of the night, Jon has to step away to take care of Bagel. While he's away, Jon gets a raid, and at Andrew's request, Tre acts out the dialogue of the countermeasures himself, which Jon counts as the countermeasures for that raid once he gets back. |
| 510 | ** Monopoly (this time played with a Rabbids theme) returns once again for another six-player game after Jon finishes playing Mario Party 5 and plays some F-Zero 99 (after remembering he technically already cleared the 'single-player' mode of Mario Party 7, which had originally won the poll, with TRG). Smight ends up being one of the players, and he wins the game with his "Philosophy of Monopoly". |
| 511 | [[/folder]] |
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