Line #40 Funny/Polandball


1	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/spaindying.PNG]]
2	[[caption-width-right:350:Spain's agony = euromonies.]]
3	Being run on satirical humor and a copious amount of StylisticSuck, ''Polandball'' is bound to be oozing with these moments.
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5	* [[http://i.imgur.com/dvt95zE.png WHY YUO BLUB-BLUB BOAT IN POLAND POOL]]
6	* [[http://country-balls.com/the-wws/ The Western World Superfriends.]]
7	* [[http://i.imgur.com/EjL07Da.png Poland takes it too far:]]
8	--> '''GASP!''' [--Hon--]
9	* [[http://i.imgur.com/eN7o70z.png Cheese, Garlic & Arrogance Festival]]
10	* [[http://i.imgur.com/WLRV4HT.gif France, what the hell are you doing?]] Answer: [[spoiler: revolving]].
11	* [[http://polandballcomics.tumblr.com/image/92628448570 by all your powers combined]] poor captain europe
12	* [[http://i.imgur.com/JwPL756.png Improper use of digeridoos.]] Even better with [[https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/226j4d/didgeridoos context]].
13	* [[http://i.imgur.com/RNdD7DW.png 6 Feet Over]].
14	* [[http://i.imgur.com/Sd06SiH.png Flag Buddies.]] Particularly this moment:
15	-->(South Korea appears)
16	-->'''Japan:''' "Oooh, rook at me! I am too fancy for regular circuru! I need stripu and two coloru!" Yuo ''pricku.''
17	* [[http://i.imgur.com/9m29raV.png?1 The knights who say Gib]]. Especially the last line:
18	-->'''Germany:''' ''UP THE SHUT FUCKINGS'' AND PAY DENBTS!
19	* [[http://i.imgur.com/o8QUQVY.png The true reason behind the entire moon landing]]: [[spoiler: America just wanted to use the moon's cheese to make a giant cheeseburger]].
20	* [[http://i.imgur.com/qPnP5J8.png Retired nations]] and their children's attempts to look after them.
21	* [[https://i.redd.it/4qyw1r7mu31y.png Cultured]], but perhaps the greatest moment is Australia's flashback to UsefulNotes/TheEmuWar.
22	* [[https://i.redd.it/won4q3zai79y.png NKVD GREATEST ALLY]], featuring such gems as"Hitleroftsi fatshits" and [[CrossesTheLineTwice "remove doubt think with bullet to head"]].
23	* [[http://i.imgur.com/Sf0zMQv.png PASTA CANNON]], or Fascist Italy's [[SarcasmMode brilliant ideas]] for [[EpicFail wonder weapons]].
24	* [[http://i.imgur.com/Wfw7rdL.png 19th-century Paraguay vs present-day North Korea]].
25	* [[http://i.imgur.com/tpKI3an.png Spain's family Christmas photo envy]]. But especially this last part:
26	-->'''Mama Spain:''' Into the smiling...? Tio, but how! Our familia is into example of dysfunctional! What could possibly beings there to smile about!!!
27	-->'''Papa Spain:''' (cheerfully) We are not the Baguettes
28	-->'''Papa France:''' Merde! And vous of wanting Noel in Maghreb chez fils! Vous knew this would happen!
29	-->'''Mama France:''' Moi only wanted of nice Christmas family foto. Comme the Rosbifs!
30	* [[http://i.imgur.com/Ynx8vOn.png Divine Intervention]]. Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
31	-->'''Vatican City:''' ''deus fucking vult.''
32	* [[http://i.imgur.com/8O2bX7k.png German-Italian military relations]], or the most one-sided military alliance in history.
33	* [[https://external-preview.redd.it/uE0zl45PBd1LD3yP1uqDY--gqB-PFP9urzm_mSa15qg.png?auto=webp&s=2033cda4dbc7655354fe0165b78a9ed8dec20c90 Don't ask Norway to cook food for you; your kitchen]] [[BlackMetal might end up]] [[Music/{{Burzum}} like his churches.]]
34	-->'''Sweden:''' ''[[MajorInjuryUnderreaction (while on fire)]]'' norway
35	* [[http://i.imgur.com/SQOC33F.png The Adventures of Otto-Man]]. Complete with his own ''Series/Batman1966''-inspired theme!
36	-->DURUM DURUM DURUM DURUM DURUM
37	* [[http://i.imgur.com/ClfKqWh.png Spain's oranges]] plus Germany's juicer equals...[[spoiler: agony and euros]].
38	* [[http://i.imgur.com/ZaC728x.png Wandering Soul: A haiku]]. [[spoiler: FUCK YOU GODZIRRA!]]
39	* [[http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/polandball/An+italian+goes+to+work/iehzGvr#96c0a5_5014302 An Italian Goes To Work]], or tries to at least.
40	* Cherokeeball [[http://i.imgur.com/jVlYZXL.png invents his own writing system]], to the horror of other nations with complex writing systems.
41	* [[http://i.imgur.com/US0XZOu.png Fascist Italy encounters the Polish Army]].
42	* [[https://i.redd.it/qopjm5wkzc1z.png The relationship]] between China, Japan, South Korea and North Korea through their music.
43	* [[https://i.redd.it/5xsiz7mfm35z.png France and Luxembourg enter a parallel universe]].
44	* Germany turning his marijuana trade into [[http://i.imgur.com/7inPhTE.png a bureaucracy of epic proportions]], to the delight of the German states.
45	* [[https://i.imgur.com/2R3lagL.png Canada learns Spanish]] from Colombia. And proceeds to really enjoy it.
46	-->'''Canada:''' (As a calm-looking Colombia is carried on a pedestal) THERE'S STILL HOPE FOR LATIN AMERICA!
47	* [[https://i.imgur.com/XrQajgp.png British English]], to America's anger and frustration.
48	-->'''America:''' (reacting to the word 'queue') What the FUCK MAN? At least have the decency to not use FOUR FUCKING VOWELS IN A ROW.
49	* [[http://i.imgur.com/pHZG3B1.png Albania and time travel]]:
50	-->'''Past Albania:''' ...so have tool to kill any clay in history, no consequence?
51	-->'''Future Albania:''' yes
52	-->'''Past Albania:''' and if yuo are me, yuo also not give a shit about saving future
53	-->'''Future Albania:''' yes
54	-->'''Past Albania:''' so...
55	-->(Cue [[spoiler: both Albanias in their time machine speeding away, as Istanbul in 1453 gets hit by a nuke]])
56	* The World War II Allies discuss their [[https://i.redd.it/6eo6kypnii7z.png wonder weapons]], escalating until Poland brings in [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear) Wojtek]]. Unfortunately, [[BearsAreBadNews a test run does not go the way Poland wanted]].
57	* [[http://imgur.com/n93Pc5y The Puerto Rican Debt Crisis]]. [[spoiler: Or rather, Greece disguised as Puerto Rico in an attempt to get monies]].
58	-->'''America:''' (chasing [[spoiler: Greece]] with a nuke) GET BACK HERE ASSHOLE!
59	* [[http://i.imgur.com/UUk1wcH.png Germany goes on holiday]]. However, he finds it too stressful and goes back to being a workaholic again.
60	* [[http://i.imgur.com/C5FfO02.png Not alien, just cosmonaut!]]
61	-->'''Poland:''' (as Ukraine panics in the background) AHHH! IS SPOOKY ALIEN!
62	-->'''USSR:''' (lifts helmet visor) Am not alien, am of communist commrade Soviet!
63	-->'''Poland:''' AHH! ''IS OF WORSE!''
64	* [[http://i.imgur.com/k8x7grV.png The British Empire meets up with China]]. Also, "DID I STUTTER?"
65	* [[http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/936/761/08f.png At least I are not the UK]].
66	-->'''"Britticus Foppicus":''' Winky wonky namby pamby wish wosh pish posh wot wot wot!!!
67	* [[http://i.imgur.com/oxzry3b.png America and milk production]].
68	* [[https://i.redd.it/pmrx3w455obz.png Peru and Guinea]]. [[http://www.bbc.com/news/business-38857881 Context]].
69	-->'''Liberia:''' PERU WHAT OF FUCKS
70	* [[http://i.imgur.com/Cn5Fkaf.png Overcompensating]].
71	* [[http://i.imgur.com/rtBos0j.png Why the USSR struck back in World War II]].
72	* [[http://i.imgur.com/glUtmai.png Justice Team]].
73	* [[http://i.imgur.com/YCgkcKn.png France and Italy coerce Germany to join them for lunch break]].
74	* [[http://i.imgur.com/pFPcans.png What's taking Switzerland so long?]]
75	* [[http://i.imgur.com/tXUfgxN.png Blondes or brunettes, Brunei?]]
76	* [[https://i.redd.it/nt3kx1yhwqcz.png Vatican is mad]].
77	* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuva Tuvan]] [[https://i.redd.it/pqhxle06zjcz.png throat singing]].
78	* [[https://i.imgur.com/kibUwUi.png First on the moon]].
79	* [[http://i.imgur.com/UTZ4NmK.png North Korea's]] HiddenDepths.
80	* [[http://i.imgur.com/xLM357y.png Serbia trying to play God]].
81	* [[http://i.imgur.com/PmdWYVn.png The USSR's ghost briefly checks on today's world]].
82	* [[https://web.archive.org/web/20201112020103/http://i.imgur.com/PYETBc1.png Ideas for the new Euro]].
83	* [[https://web.archive.org/web/20190115150122/http://i.imgur.com/K4uAX8t.png Germany gets very aroused explaining cafeteria rules to America]].
84	* [[https://i.imgur.com/kDZsmGM.png The Spirit of giving]].
85	* [[https://i.redd.it/vu8fxm49nagz.png America plays chess]].
86	* [[https://i.redd.it/7b5wyzv0j7gz.png Indonesia declares independence from]] [[UsefulNotes/TheNetherlands Opa Coconut]].
87	* [[https://i.redd.it/an3ds446q4gz.png The USA and the Soviet Union fight over Laos]].
88	* [[http://i.imgur.com/OlST3PJ.png Black Comedy at its finest with the Roman Empire's enemies plotting revenge against him]]...[[spoiler: by sending their descendants to ask Italy for housing]].
89	* [[http://i.imgur.com/U1BFIg9.png Mexico goes pole vaulting]].
90	* [[https://i.redd.it/nge2nb4tjtfz.png Netherlands solves its land problems]].
91	* [[https://i.redd.it/n97crtl85xfz.png SLAV LIBERATION!]]...or not.
92	* [[http://i.imgur.com/SgjB51T.png August holidays in Asia]].
93	-->'''Turkmenistan:''' WOO MELONS MELONS MELONS MELONS
94	* [[http://i.imgur.com/jNXjFhM.png Zimbabwean Dollar value rollercoaster]].
95	* [[http://i.imgur.com/11YL0qP.png Not that kind of Indian]].
96	* [[https://i.redd.it/lcsta919t7iz.png The key to happiness]].
97	* [[http://i.imgur.com/OOcUWBs.png Overloaded clay]] (except not really).
98	* [[https://i.redd.it/ytej8jw2lsiz.png China admits they're a little lazy sometimes]].
99	* [[http://i.imgur.com/bKPWRvK.png Poland attempts to become a robot]].
100	* [[http://i.imgur.com/228rNmO.png The shite fairy]].
101	* [[http://imgur.com/a/l4XxN Stopping an angry Libya]] through [=LARPing=].
102	* [[http://i.imgur.com/TWsCjCk.png Dr. Austria goes full Freudian]] in his attempt to make world peace.
103	* [[https://i.imgur.com/Lz6POSE.png Paraguay, NUMBER ONE SERVICE ECONOMY]]. Especially the beginning:
104	-->(Brazil and Argentina are arguing about their trade in used [=VCRs=])
105	-->'''Paraguay:''' '''[[IncomingHam SENSING ECONOMIC OPPORTUNITY PARAGUAY IS EMERGE FROM HE DARK HOME IN DIMENSION OF INFINITE POVERTY]]'''
106	-->'''Argentina:''' (exasperated) Oh ''god''. Paraguay, what is you want.
107	* [[https://i.redd.it/cyt3zv6vf6mz.png Omskbird tries Mexico's cocaine and proceeds to experience complete agony]].
108	* [[https://i.imgur.com/l54RLr2.png Trade between Spain and Portugal today]].
109	* [[http://i.imgur.com/7xkKLZv.png Kazahkstan goes to war, based on other countries' advice]].
110	* [[http://i.imgur.com/SO9nuBJ.png Reactions in three former Soviet states to the fall of the USSR]].
111	* [[http://i.imgur.com/v3cueRX.png Germany goes to an amusement park]] and badly misinterprets "hit the pole".
112	* [[http://i.imgur.com/bWtFAKl.png Islamic Heaven has a nasty surprise for those who arrive now]].
113	* [[https://i.redd.it/ivuxhd9tb43y.png Sweden makes an igloo outside a drunk Finland's house]].
114	* [[http://i.imgur.com/d6fGjjt.png Japan goes whaling]]...to get a taste of [[IncrediblyLamePun Wales]].
115	* [[https://i.imgur.com/gLC2v2I.png American fears throughout history]]. Ultimately, what brings America down is [[spoiler: busting a coronary artery]].
116	* [[https://i.imgur.com/zAczoJw.png GUM LAWS]] (and a $700 SGD fine!)
117	* [[https://i.imgur.com/xQ00zZR.png Disastrous fire drill]] has Poland demanding money before putting out the fire, a stoned Russia drunkenly crashing the fire truck into the burning house, the USA dumping 3 billion dollars on Liberia before escaping (to Greece's delight), Paraguay attacking the fire hose and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Sweden furiously masturbating upon seeing the fire]]. The kicker?
118	-->'''Fire Chief Germany:''' (deadpan) [[spoiler: ''Das Fricken building is still on fire'']].
119	* [[https://i.imgur.com/0oKwQUV.png Austria's terrible ideas]], from [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne invading Serbia]] to [[EpicFail covering up a murder]], culminating in the most disgusting trial the UN has ever seen. [[https://i.imgur.com/eWa1CGE.png Plus a bonus panel!]]
120	* [[https://i.imgur.com/AmPfhla.png Why is Bangladesh's flag similar to Japan's?]] [[spoiler: So it can become BANGLADESU!]]
121	* [[https://i.redd.it/82d6lj5itkrz.png Axis Offender Shuffle]], inspired by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48 this]].
122	* [[https://i.imgur.com/sp9puIl.png It turns out that national reactions to archaeological finds are inversely proportional to the length of the nation's history]].
123	* [[http://i.imgur.com/YqczD0f.png In which Cyprus, the Balkans and Russia decide to declare war on Turkey for once and for all]].
124	* [[http://i.imgur.com/BQiU6sT.png In the leadup to WW1, Germany displays its military might]]. Which all goes well, until Bavaria and Saxony demonstrate [[EpicFail their military might]].
125	* [[http://i.imgur.com/ScIzHyV.png Money isn't everything]]. The reversed situation between Saudi Arabia and Jordan at the end is simply hilarious.
126	* [[http://i.imgur.com/6BEzcDN.png Parallel Universe is just East of Here]]. Cue Indonesia and Philippines passing in front of Poland and Czech Republic.
127	* [[http://i.imgur.com/VoNkUek.png Human Development Index]] has boatloads of funny moments.
128	** Canada having to deal with sitting above Singapore.
129	** UK yelling at Sweden and Iceland to move away from their position, due to both just so happening to be in the way between him and Ireland.
130	---> "''Get out of my way you bloody vikings! I need to slap Ireland!''"
131	** Japan and South Korea bickering over their positions.
132	** Russia's expression is pretty priceless.
133	** Kuwait and Croatia commenting about Latvia smelling like potatoes.
134	** Malaysia, who is far below Singapore, replies back to the latter's comment of him being so far below.
135	---> "''Well screwing yuo too Singapura! Am not that down-far lah...''"
136	** Serbia's rants of being next to kebabs, which he delivers in a massive WallOfText. Cue Jordan and Azerbaijan sitting above him and snarking on his attitude.
137	** Just below them are several nations stuck between China and Brazil, who are both doing their [[SignatureLaugh signature laughs]].
138	---> "''Help we is stuck between two giant.''"
139	** Colombia and Ecuador joking about how they are in the same position while having similar flags. Same thing happens with Syria and Iraq below.
140	** "Rawr Nepal eat you."
141	** [[http://i.imgur.com/OJU6XMd.png A bonus panel]] features Monaco complaining about how flawed the whole ranking is. Cue Somalia behind him.
142	* [[https://i.imgur.com/4ClCt5t.jpg Special Forces of the World.]] Especially the countries that wholeheartedly embrace ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill.
143	--> '''[[UsefulNotes/RedsWithRockets Spetnaz-GRU]]''': 46 of 3 suspects confirmed dead.
144	** The depiction of the Korean UDT is funny enough, but the subsequent depiction of the SBS makes it ten times funnier:
145	---> '''[[UsefulNotes/SouthKoreansWithMarines Korean UDT]]''': somehow infiltrate house using boat ''image: a boat labeled UDT smashed into the house''
146	---> '''[[UsefulNotes/BritsWithBattleships SBS]]''': see UDT, but with more whiskey and swearing ''image: same as the UDT, except the boat has SBS written on it and someone inside is saying "eat shit m8"''
147	* [[https://i.redd.it/l0n9o2tt9jc11.png Canada will never be as violent as America...]] [[spoiler:unless you use artificially flavoured maple syrup.]]
148	---> '''Canada''': [[TranquilFury Excuse me but what the fuck is this]].
149	* [[https://i.imgur.com/qcvGe22.png What is]] [[{{Workaholic}} Germany's]] punishment for going to work early? [[spoiler: A vacation]].
150	* [[http://i.imgur.com/MfDQAWT.png Pole dancing]]. As in, actual Poles dancing, not exotic Eastern European strippers.
151	* [[https://i.redd.it/lnlv6gj8c3991.png Glorious Japan]] is BlackComedy at it's finest.
152	** Even better is the [[https://i.imgur.com/ci3HQY4.png alternative version.]]
153	* [[https://1eu.funnyjunk.com/pictures/North+korea+vs+bright+lights+found+athttpiimgurcomjqdn0sspng_652017_4958716.png North Korea believes their rival is in turmoil]].
154	* [[https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/polandball/images/5/5f/Comics-countryballs-USA-freedom-1982543.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20150422230610&format=original America making sure its nation is "free"]].
155	* [[http://i.imgur.com/vFQQHDO.png The Central Asian states enjoying freedom, Soviet-style]].
156	* [[https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/polandball/images/b/b5/7a6mfsL.png/revision/latest?cb=20161107131533 Mexico must pay its debts]].
157	* [[https://i.imgur.com/AllLVLM.png Yugoslavia and the Soviet Union have a fight]]
158	* [[https://i.redd.it/io4l6eb174xx.png It is the Serbs all the way down]].
159	* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H0qOWujd5M0 Mercury dies]].

Context Funny / Polandball