Line #1 Funny/NickBertke

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4	* The [[SlasherSmile smile]] he makes as his car starts in one of his videos.
5	* When he goes to Subway and gets his sub, he points out that the sauce in his sub is spilling out in a pool in his wrapper, so it looks like it's "had a good cum session" to him. He even imitates what he thinks the sub must be feeling. "Ohhhh..."
6	* Him complaining about kids who bash VideoGame/PathOfExile thinking it's a ripoff of VideoGame/{{Diablo}}, when it was made by the ex-developers of the latter.
7	-->'''Nick''': (as a complaining kid) This game is a ripoff of ''Diablo''. I'm not gonna play it. It's so lame. It's just a ripoff of ''Diablo''. It's made by the people who made ''Diablo'', you stu--
8	-->(VINTAGE MOTOR TRIKE!)
9	-->'''Nick''': --pid dickheads.
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13	* Pogo's dancing in his "Wishery Live Mix" video.
14	** Imagine that same dancing [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfH81nrXJjc but for fifteen minutes]].
15	* The lyrics from "Can O Woop Ass". For example:
16	-->''Ripping apart your cheeks''
17	-->''Kicking your anus in''
18	-->''Giving you shits for a week''
19	* From his video on how to make music that sells, Nick's statement on how a female Autotune vocal is very essential. Why? Sex appeal. [[ReallyGetsAround "Everybody wants to fuck somebody."]]
20	* His lyrics to every song you'll ever find on the radio, which are a TakeThat to the industry itself.
21	-->''This song sounds like everything else''
22	-->''On the radio, on the radio''
23	-->''Zero imagination, zero originality''
24	-->''This song sounds like everything else''
25	-->''And you love it, cuz you're brain dead''
26	-->'''Nick''' (spoken): [[TruthInTelevision And people will eat that shit up]].
27	* In the "Perth Milks It" video, [[MistakenForMasturbating one guy has his back to the camera and looks an awful lot like he's masturbating, but then he turns around and shows that he was very vigorously and suggestively shaking a milk carton]].
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