| 1 | * All of the conversations between Boris and Sonja. |
| 2 | -->'''Sonja''': Boris. |
| 3 | -->'''Boris''': Yes? |
| 4 | -->'''Sonja''': I have a confession to make. Ever since you and I were little children, I've been in love with your brother Ivan. |
| 5 | -->'''Boris''': [''smugly''] It's only nat... [''DoubleTake''] ''Ivan?'' You're ''kidding''! He can barely write his name in the ground with a stick. |
| 6 | -->'''Sonja''': He has true animal magnetism. |
| 7 | -->'''Boris''': All that talk about some perfect love and you're hot for ''Ivan''? |
| 8 | -->'''Sonja''': He kissed me. |
| 9 | -->'''Boris''': Any place I should know? |
| 10 | -->'''Sonja''': It warmed the cockles of my heart. |
| 11 | -->'''Boris''': Great. Nothing like [[UnusualEuphemism hot cockles]]. |
| 12 | -->'''Sonja''': I think he's going to propose to me. |
| 13 | -->'''Boris''': But he's a gambler and a drinker, with a Neanderthal mentality. [[BlatantLies I mean, I love him like a brother.]] Just not one of mine. |
| 14 | * After the Count has {{Glove Slap}}ped Boris for having sex with his wife: |
| 15 | -->'''Count:''' You have insulted the Countess' honor.\ |
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