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1	* One time Joan's phone rings with stirring, inspirational music, like what would announce the arrival of a king...she looks at the caller ID and it clearly says "GOD."
2	-->'''Joan:''' [[SarcasmMode Haha, very funny]]!
3	-->'''God:''' I thought so.
4	* Before Joan believes she's actually talking to God, she's skeptical.
5	-->'''Joan:''' [[GodTest If you're God, let's see a miracle]].
6	-->'''God:''' Okay...how about that?
7	-->'''Joan:''' ...that's a tree.
8	-->'''God:''' Let's see ''you'' make one.
9	* From the pilot:
10	-->'''Luke''': What you do is you shoot these photons at this piece of paper-
11	-->'''Joan''': There's a pervert in the yard!
12	-->'''Luke''': -and a pervert appears in the yard!
13	* "Wealth of Nations"
14	-->'''Adam''': You stole from the homeless?!
15	-->'''Joan''': I know I'm a terrible person.
16	-->'''Adam''': Yeah!
17	-->'''Joan''': Well, you weren't supposed to say that!
18	* "Thanks for leaving a message with my father ''the rabbi'' saying you wanted to spend the night with me building a gun!"
19	* "Don't scare the cripple! My fight or flight impulse is very confused!"
20	* God appears in the form of twin girls...
21	-->'''Joan''': I thought we were going with ''mono''theism.\
22	'''God Girls''': I'm impressed you know what that is.
23	* The increasingly flustered state of the priest in the parking lot who Helen keeps [[RageAgainstTheHeavens demanding answers for the eternal questions from]], especially since he's [[TheWoobie clearly trying his hardest to provide comfort and council under less than optimal circumstances.]]
24	-->'''Helen:''' Why do I never feel better after talking to you?

Context Funny / JoanOfArcadia