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1* Nicole, when asked why she wants to steal a {{sculpture|s}} belonging to her own family:
2-->'''Nicole''' (''when asked ''): Well, you don't think I'd steal something that didn't belong to me, did you?\
3'''Simon''' (''clutching forehead''): Excuse me, I spoke without thinking.
4* Her reaction to learning Simon's car may be stolen:
5-->'''Nicole:''' I can't drive a stolen car!\
6'''Simon''': Same principle. Four gears forward, one reverse.
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8* Simon's means of getting the guards to disable the alarms is to trigger them with a boomerang, which sends the guards into a frenzy and also summons the police. The first time, the noise wakes up the Minister of the Interior who lives across the street, and who calls the guards to make a noise complaint. The second time, and which gets the guards to disable the thing thinking it's gone haywire, they wake up the President.

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