Line #35 Funny/GodSlayingBladeWorks


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3	* First thing Shirou sees when he awakens in the Campioneverse? [[ItMakesSenseInContext Illya trying to steal his pants.]]
4	* Illya's ImagineSpot, in which she sees herself as a mafia princess. What sells it is her asking if she can tan her bodyguard and call him Berserker.
5	* Chapter 9:
6	** Illya in general, when she isn't being awesome.
7	--->'''Illya:''' Heeeyyyy onii-chan, come on and have a look at this. I've got minions.
8	** Later, she considers promoting one of them. The levels of advancement are (from lowest to highest): minion, lackey, flunky, crony, pawn, and [[MythologyGag servant]].
9	--->'''Illya:''' Once they've reached the rank of servant then we can give them official badges.
10	* Shirou sends a minor curse of misfortune on someone stalking Illya, assuming it was an agent for the resident Mage's Association or Godou. It was actually Sorimachi, a ''huuuuge'' otaku obsessed by little sister-dating sims who thought Illya was the "perfect" little sister... only to learn she already had a big brother.
11	** Several months later, the curse is STILL active.
12	* The Eighth Campione, a Supreme Ruler towering over any absolute monarch, is reduced to grovel and beg his new housekeeper to not keep him away from cooking duty. Even Shirou later acknowledges it's ActuallyPrettyFunny in a poetic way.
13	** To add insult to injury, Asuka-san manages to cook ''better'' than Shirou. Cue decision to shamelessly ask for lessons.
14	* Godou somehow [[MindScrew partially dematerializes a Noble Phantasm]]. They're not supposed to be able to do that. Keep in mind, Nasuverse magic is really glitchy – there are more exceptions than actual rules when it comes to high-end thaumaturgy, but we have never seen someone break the rules of magic through [[EpicFail sheer failure]] before.
15	* Shirou eavesdropping on Liliana "[[DamnedByFaintPraise defending]]" Godou from being a [[CluelessChickMagnet supposed]] harem king.
16	-->'''Shirou:''' By the Root! Had one of the gods Kusanagi slew been a deity of manhood and fertility?!
17	** It's even more amusing when one remembers that it's ''Shirou'' who has such an Authority.
18	* Guinevere trying, and failing, to stop her growing attraction to Shirou.
19	* Illya meeting Liliana while out shopping and asking about how things are going. It's just the usual fare, Lily blushes when said to be part of Godou's harem. But then Illya asks her about "the situation between her onii-chan and Godou", and then ever so slightly backs away at [[CovertPervert Lily's]] [[HoYay reaction.]]
20	* People wondering what the hell Shirou was thinking when he made the Feast of the Kings and later on inviting Guinevere, the Queen of the Divine Ancestors to attend. JumpCut to Shirou asking himself what the hell was he thinking at the moment.
21	* When Guinevere gives Shirou the title "King of Steel", everyone is amazed and congratulates him (Campione titles are SeriousBusiness) while Godou, who is ignorant about most Campione matters, gets confused and doesn't understand what the big deal is.
22	* The entirety of what one of Shirou's authorities, namely The Hero's Bride, does. Or rather, who it targets, because over time it manages to become increasingly amusing and absurd. So far the targets are his homunculus younger sister Ilya who once tried to kill him, Divine Ancestor Guinevere who should by all rights be his enemy, and then fallen goddess Tiamat (who immediately started fighting with the former over Shirou) who actually was his enemy. As absurd as Godou's harem gathering is, that guy at least has humans in it, whereas Shirou's harem consists of anything but. But then again, you'd expect nothing less from the guy who already wooed a Servant (actually [[VisualNovel/FateHollowAtaraxia two]]) and the human vessel of the tainted Holy Grail.
23	** Taken up to eleven in an omake where Hero's Bride becomes an [[EvolvingAttack Evolving Authority]], getting more powerful with each God he slays. It Gender Flips everyone he saves to girls and allows him to make perfectly identical clones of them that can remain permanent. He has far more resources and power than he did even in the fic, but he feels he's honestly BlessedWithSuck.
24	* Guinevere gets really embarrassed when Shirou catches her stuffing her face with food.
25	* Athena tastes food made by Asuka. She briefly loses her stoic face and then piles her plate with the food.
26	* When Shirou decides to show everyone the Gem Sword, everyone gawks when they sense how much power it has, except for Godou who just looks confused.
27	* Athena bids Godou good morning by casually swinging her scythe at him. He casually blocks it and says, "Good morning" to her too. After a moment, it sinks in and he laments that he's [[GotMeDoingIt starting to get used to the craziness]].
28	* Odysseus looks at a modern yacht and says it looks lame compared to his old ship. Then he admits that modern ships at least have bathrooms, and that if his old ship had had one, it would have made his voyages a lot more pleasant. Circe is disgusted and says [[TooMuchInformation he didn't have to mention that last part]].
29	* After being introduced to it, Lancelot quickly becomes an anime nut.
30	* Erica complains that Shirou is becoming more influential than Godou. Godou says he doesn't care, but Erica points out that if he starts lagging behind, Luo Hao will increase the TrainingFromHell she gives him, causing him to be worried.
31	* Erica suggests Godou try to seduce Athena and add her to the harem. He's incredibly shocked when the rest of his harem agrees and wonders why he's the only one who sees how crazy this is.
32	* Shirou and Godou both accusing the other of having a harem and both denying it.
33	* Shirou's inability to understand just how rich he actually is, and having to explain to Illya with teddy bears just how much money something costs.
34	* Rin learning about Rule of the Underworld. What makes it worse is that Shirou actually had a nightmare about her finding out and ''still'' wrote about it his diary. A diary that he intended to send Sakura – you know, ''Rin's sister''.
35	** One of the other students at the Clock Tower is severely creeped out by the EvilLaugh she hears Rin make.
36	** Her later daydream about making a ruby as big as her head in a Mystic Code. In front of [[SitcomArchNemesis Luvia Edelfelt]], no less – serves this cow right, flaunting her wealth in front of our favorite tsundere!
37	* Godou being chosen as the "victim" of his class' haunted house, just because his male classmates wanted to (fake) stab him.
38	* The omakes where Kayneth summons Luo Hao as Lancer. There is something utterly catartic in Luo Hao sending Kayneth flying for being a rude "vassal".
39	* After Godou rescues Illya from being possessed by Ahriman, she thanks him, but says she will not join his harem because her heart belongs to Shirou. He is left flabbergasted.
40	* After Athena returns to Japan to battle Ahriman, she discovers that Circe has [[IntimateHealing transferred knowledge]] to Godou and ''[[ClingyJealousGirl becomes incensed]]'' that another goddess has made a move on him, leading to her attempting to outdo Circe by [[MagicKiss transferring]] an even greater amount of magical knowledge into Godou. Using her tongue.
41	* When Shirou kills Odysseus, Pandora attempts to give him some of Odysseus' Authorities, only for his body to reject them and create a brand new Authority. Pandora flips out and complains to her adoptive son, saying Campione are only supposed to shock other people, not their mother.

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