Line #33 Funny/EndlessFrontier


1	In the world of the ''VideoGame/EndlessFrontier'', bouncy princesses in tiny outfits (and bouncy ladies in general) are not the thing its inhabitants can find as far as the eye can see, it has plenty of laughs along the way.
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5	* This line from [[NumberTwo Vice-Chief Lee Ly]] while calling bullshit on Haken's plan to run down the Giant Marquis with the Zeit Krokodil:
6	-->'''Lee''': "I find it hard to trust people who wear assless chaps, Sir."
7	* Advice to the girls/otherwise flat-characters from Kaguya? "Remember, they say it helps to drink a lot of milk when you're a kid!". Couples as a MythologyGag as another character in ''VideoGame/NamcoXCapcom'' ([[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} Morrigan]] [[SuccubiAndIncubi to be exact]]) makes this comment.
8	** Kyon's reply? [[ACupAngst She says she doesn't need advice from Kaguya]] and calls her an HGame-dropout. [[TheDitz Kaguya has no idea what this means.]]
9	** And Xiaomu's. "Note to self, buy lots of milk when we get back home."
10	* Really, 50% of the dialog is composed of snarking, so this should be expected.
11	* Right after the big reveal, [=ArcGain=] drops by with two [[SendInTheClones Haken clones]]...
12	-->'''Haken:''' "Howdy, folks. What are you handsome guys doing here?"
13	* Haken, when opening a door and discovering four [[MsFanservice Kaguya]] Einst clones inside:
14	-->'''Haken''': "I thought the power supply for the elevator would be in here... But it looks like I'm the one getting turned on."\
15	'''Aschen:''' "Oh, please."\
16	'''Xiaomu:''' "Wow! It's a wall of boobs!"
17	* When the party runs into Anne Sirena:
18	-->'''Suzuka:''' "Wow. Take a look at her! I definitely need to step up my game and take her on for size."\
19	'''Xiaomu:''' "Trust me, her 'size' has to be, like, twenty times yours. As for me... oh, about eight times or so."
20	* In ''EXCEED'', Alfimi has a weird feeling when she meets Xiaomu. [[Characters/SuperRobotWarsCompact2 Underst]][[{{Expy}} andable]].
21	-->'''Alfimi''': "...Didn't we meet somewhere?"\
22	'''Xiaomu''': "I don't know any loli like you."
23	* Both of them has kinda the same when Kaguya introduce herself.
24	-->'''Kaguya''': "I'm counting on you. Axel-san, Alfimi-chan. I'm Nanbu Kaguya."\
25	'''Axel''': "Sure thing, Nanbu Kaguya-chan...huh...hmm...Nanbu...?" thinking\
26	'''Alfimi''': "What...?"\
27	'''Kaguya''': "What's wrong?"\
28	'''Axel''' : "....No, I just told myself that an invitation by such a babe couldn't be refused, so of course I come along."
29	* Still in ''EXCEED'', Axel and Alfimi catch up with Kouta/Fighter Roar. Kouta is speechless about Axel's personality change and memory loss, as well as the latter, and the strange Lamia lookalike. He can't believe this Silly Axel is the same Serious Axel he knew.
30	* Almost every line dialogue to come out of anyone's mouth. Some hilarious examples:
31	-->'''Aschen, responding to Suzuka's snarky remarks on upon meeting her:''' "I will write something insulting on that billboard you call a torso."\
32	(Paraphrasing) '''Kaguya:''' "The heat won't bother me since we're doing this for world peace!" (About five minutes later) "World peace can suck it. I just want some air conditioning."\
33	(Upon first meeting Kaguya) '''John Moses:''' "Mm! I didn't ask for one today, [[DirtyOldMan But I won't say no]]..."\
34	(Upon being called an ''amateur'' playboy) '''Haken:''' "'Amateur'? I prefer 'skilled hobbyist'."
35	* Henne reading her report from Kyon upon Haken & Co.:
36	-->'''??? (Henne):''' "Huh? What are you doing here?"\
37	'''Haken:''' "That's our line. ...That outfit... Let me guess: you're with the Orchestral Army?"\
38	'''??? (Henne):''' "Since you were able to tell that from my uniform, then... it must be you guys. You're the ones who interfered with our agent in Mirablis Castle. ...Looks like her report were right on. 'Dumbass poser with a black hat, black trenchcoat, red bandana, and fingerless gloves.'"\
39	'''Haken:''' "What!? [[ITakeOffenceToThatLastOne What's wrong with my gloves!?]]"\
40	'''??? (Henne):''' "'[[TheDitz Airheaded]], naïve, [[ACupAngst cow-boobed]] human.'"\
41	'''Kaguya:''' "'Cow-boobed'!?"\
42	'''??? (Henne):''' "...'Eel-looking horned dancer.'"\
43	'''Suzuka:''' "What!? How do I look like an eel!?"\
44	'''??? (Henne):''' "And 'Bad-tempered robot (I hate this one worst of all! >XD)'"\
45	'''Aschen:''' "That report has too much of a personal bias to be worth trusting."\
46	'''Reiji:''' "That sounds like the reports Xiaomu writes back at Shinra."\
47	'''Xiaomu:''' "Don't make fun of me! My fashion criticisms are helpful and constructive!"
48	* This gem during Haken & Co.'s expedition into Wilkurkind:
49	-->'''Reiji:''' (talking about Xiaomu) "It's amazing what you can learn when you spend all day wasting time on the internet, isn't it?"\
50	'''KOS-MOS:''' "That's strange. In my time, [[TheInternetIsForPorn the internet is for]]--'[Xiaomu cuts her off before she can finish that sentence]'

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