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1	* Cynthia Driscoll's BigNo in "On the Spot with Cynthia Driscoll".
2	* The entire show's StylisticSuck nature may count as well.
3	* "Some dads are not YOUR dad."
4	* Season 4 reveals that the American flag shown at the beginning of every episode is actually from a car dealership.
5	* ''All'' of the "Your Fortune" segments with Carol Krabit.
6	-> ''"Expect to feel several bone tremors and be perceived by all around you to be a disgrace. You will be in an accident involving a screen door and a randyman. [[{{Corpsing}} (trying not to crack up)]] Goodnight!"''
7	-> ''"Your skin will be momentarily separated from your body, but you will not notice. You'' will ''notice a small sink where your sofa once was. Don't use this sink!"'''
8	* Steve visits a prison and talks with a nearby prisoner. [[{{Understatement}} It doesn't go well.]]
9	-->'''Steve:''' What did you do to get into the big house?\
10	'''Prisoner:''' I'm in here for carjack robbery.\
11	'''Steve:''' Oooh, you're a robber? A ''cat-burglar?''\
12	'''Prisoner:''' It's when you take someone outta their car with a gun to their head, and you tell them to get the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] out and you take their car.\
13	'''Steve:''' ''[[InnocentlyInsensitive Shame on youuuuu~!]]''\
14	'''Prisoner:''' [[SuddenlyShouting YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOWN TO ME, FOO'!]]\
15	'''Steve:''' DON'T YOU START!\
16	'''Prisoner:''' I ''DARE'' YOU TO COME IN!
17	-->'''Steve:''' I CAN COME IN THERE AND STEP TO YOU!
18	-->'''Prisoner:''' COME INSIDE, THEN! YOU FUCKING STEP ONE FOOT IN HERE, I'LL STAB THE FUCKING SHIT- ''(interview cuts off)''
19	* Brule tries to eat sushi made by an authentic itamae (sushi chef); he ends up [[WesternAnimation/Cars2 pulling a Mater]] and mistakes the wasabi on the table for guacamole.
20	-->'''Steve:''' What do we have here? The building blocks of shushi: shushi meat, peaches, and guaca''[[AccentUponTheWrongSyllable mole.]]''
21	-->'''Chef:''' Wasabi.
22	-->'''Steve:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Wassup.]]
23	-->'''Chef:''' ''Wasabi.''
24	-->'''Steve:''' It's not that hard to let other people from other countries talk to you! If you have peaches and it's all just peaches and cream all the time, it'd just be a dessert, ya dungle! I love guacamole, it's my favorite.
25	-->'''Chef:''' Wasa-

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