- Cynthia Driscoll's Big "NO!" in "On the Spot with Cynthia Driscoll".
- The entire show's Stylistic Suck nature may count as well.
- "Some dads are not YOUR dad."
- Season 4 reveals that the American flag shown at the beginning of every episode is actually from a car dealership.
- All of the "Your Fortune" segments with Carol Krabit.
"Expect to feel several bone tremors and be perceived by all around you to be a disgrace. You will be in an accident involving a screen door and a randyman. (trying not to crack up) Goodnight!"
"Your skin will be momentarily separated from your body, but you will not notice. You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. Don't use this sink!"'
- Steve visits a prison and talks with a nearby prisoner. It doesn't go well.Steve: What did you do to get into the big house?
Prisoner: I'm in here for carjack robbery.
Steve: Oooh, you're a robber? A cat-burglar?
Prisoner: It's when you take someone outta their car with a gun to their head, and you tell them to get the fuck out and you take their car.
Steve: Shame on youuuuu~!
Prisoner: YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOWN TO ME, FOO'!
Steve: DON'T YOU START!
Prisoner: I DARE YOU TO COME IN!Steve: I CAN COME IN THERE AND STEP TO YOU!Prisoner: COME INSIDE, THEN! YOU FUCKING STEP ONE FOOT IN HERE, I'LL STAB THE FUCKING SHIT- (interview cuts off) - Brule tries to eat sushi made by an authentic itamae (sushi chef); he ends up pulling a Mater and mistakes the wasabi on the table for guacamole.Steve: What do we have here? The building blocks of shushi: shushi meat, peaches, and guacamole.Chef: Wasabi.Steve: Wassup.Chef: Wasabi.Steve: It's not that hard to let other people from other countries talk to you! If you have peaches and it's all just peaches and cream all the time, it'd just be a dessert, ya dungle! I love guacamole, it's my favorite.Chef: Wasa-
