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1	* When Butch is in the process of arresting Wrath in ''Dark Lover''.
2	-->'''Beth''': Wait. I need to ask him a question.
3	-->'''Butch''': You want to know his shoe size or something?
4	-->'''Wrath''': Fourteen.
5	-->'''Butch''': I'll remember that at Christmas, asshole.
6	* Beth speculating about the source of the Brothers' wealth.
7	-->Maybe they didnt just deal in crack, X, and heroin, she thought. Maybe they worked the antiques black market as well.
8	-->Now there was a combo you didn't run across very often.
9	* The first time Butch runs into the Brothers. First these seemingly gangsters beat him and threaten his life, and then a butler comes in with a tray of spinach crepes and cocktail napkins. Butch is incredibly confused.
10	* Almost any interaction between Butch and Vishous. Especially the potato launcher incident.
11	--> '''Butch:''' Damn Idaho bakers.
12	* In ''Lover Enshrined'' [[spoiler: Qhuinn slices his cousin, Lash's throat open in defense of his friend, John Mathew, and is later called before the king, Wrath, to explain his actions.]] His first thoughts are riotously hilarious, sarcastic answers, among which include (paraphrasing):
13	--> [[spoiler:'''Qhuinn:''']] ''I was just trying to give him a shave. I had no idea if you [[spoiler: opened a sieve in someone's neck]] they'd be in danger.''
14	* Anything [[LargeHam the fallen angel]] [[{{Metrosexual}} Lassiter]] says, like, 99% of the time.
15	** Rhage gets a lot of good one-liners and completely off-the-wall jokes too.
16	* "I'm still convinced you've been doing my GTO, you bastard!" from Lover Eternal, page 250. Vishous mentions how since he grew a goatee Rhage has been heckling him about French-kissing a tailpipe. Cue above rejoinder from Rhage.
17	* Beth chooses Lassiter, the fallen angel, to perform her wedding ceremony. He shows up in full Elvis regalia.
18	-->'''Lassiter:''' She said she wanted the holiest thing in the house to do it.
19	-->'''Vishous:''' I'm the son of a deity and she picked ''you''?
20	** Later:
21	-->'''Lassiter:''' I knew I was going to need some ceremonial robes, and these were the ones I liked best. I found them at Gould's Costumes and More--boom! I'm nothing but a hound dog.
22	--> ''Beth rubbed her temples. Vishous. She should have asked Vishous to do this.''
23	* Butch doing the lineage regression and Wrath telling him the results.

Context Funny / BlackDaggerBrotherhood