Line #15 Funny/BeforeWatchmen

Context Funny / BeforeWatchmen

Go To


1	!!Comedian
2
3	!!Dollar Bill
4	* During Bill's first real outing, Hooded Justice grabs a robber and swings him around by his pants, until his belt breaks, and the guy goes flying off in his underwear while Justice is still gripping the pants leg.
5	* Bill's internal monologue before getting into said fight, staring at his statue.
6	--->'''Bill''': For what seemed like an '''eternity,''' I just '''crouched''' there, uncertain of what to do '''next''' -- mocked by my own '''Golden Image,''' standing proudly near the window-- and then it '''hit''' me-- just seconds before Hooded Justice used the Statue to '''hit''' them!
7
8	!!Dr. Manhattan
9
10	!!Minutemen
11	* The auditions for the Minutemen include a woman who calls herself the Slut, another woman who declares herself a triple threat because she can sing, dance, and cook a mean brisket, and a demented foreigner named the Iron Lid who thinks the best way to fight crime is to burn everything.
12
13	!!Moloch
14
15	!!Nite Owl
16	* Nite Owl and Rorschach stumble across Twilight Lady... who's completely naked. The ensuing scene is grimly hilarious, as she just ignores Rorschach's attempts to shame her.
17
18	!!Ozymandias
19
20	!!Rorschach
21
22	!!Silk Spectre
23

Context Funny / BeforeWatchmen