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1	* "This Land":
2	** Bush compares Kerry to [[Series/TheMunsters Herman Munster]].
3	** Every time John Kerry shows off his three Purple Hearts.
4	** Kerry putting a brain in Bush's head, accompanied by the line "Sometimes a brain can come in quite handy" and the headline "Big Story: Bush Receives Brain".
5	** Kerry claiming that Bush is "dumb as a doorknob".
6	** Bill Clinton fondling a girl wearing a green bikini and a Statue of Liberty headdress. Hillary then slaps him.
7	--->'''Bill:''' What'd I do!?
8	* "Good to Be in DC":
9	** The newspaper at the beginning: "Country Divided! Liberal Wieners Vs. Right Wing Nut Jobs".
10	** The John Kerry/John Edwards verse:
11	--->'''Kerry:''' I'm sensitive, I cannot lie.
12	--->'''Edwards:''' I love to hug and kiss this guy.
13	--->'''Jim [=McGreevey=]:''' Are they gay?
14	--->'''Kerry:''' We won't say.
15	--->'''Edwards:''' ''(in bed with Kerry)'' On our way.
16	--->'''Kerry:''' D.C. Land!
17	** The vice presidential "debate":
18	--->'''Edwards:''' You twit!
19	--->'''Dick Cheney:''' ''(while FlippingTheBird)'' Eat [[CensoredForComedy *@%#]]!
20	--->'''Both:''' That's how we talk in D.C.
21	** "Hi, I'm Dan Rather and I approve this message... kinda... sorta, not really."
22	** A Vietnam War protester sets herself on fire burning her bra.
23	** Bill Clinton hitting on the nurses in the cardiac unit[[note]]He underwent quadruple bypass surgery two months before the cartoon was posted[[/note]].
24	--->'''Bill:''' We even did [[ThreeWaySex ménage à]]— ''(Hillary slaps him)'' What'd I— ''(Hillary slaps him again)''
25	** John [=McCain=]: "I go both ways in D.C.!"
26	* "Big Box Mart":
27	** The factory worker's house is loaded with too much clutter from Big Box Mart. When he finally closes the front door, a child flies out of the chimney.
28	** The management chainsawing off a multi-box flowchart and replacing it with a single box labeled "cheap foreign labor".
29	* "So Long to Ya, 2010" (2010 Year in Review):

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