Line #56 Funny/StetsUninu


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5	!! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy9O4LWrC7o Grerg joins the marching band]]
6	* The sudden pitch shifting on the ThemeTuneRollCall. Pearl's line sounds like it's ''[[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand deflating]]''.
7	* Greg saying "See? What'd I tell ya? [[BaitAndSwitchComment I may be losing my hair…]] [''[[{{Beat}} beat]]'']" [[NonSequitur apropros of nothing]].
8	* Greg's song, especially when it suddenly hits the chorus. And in-universe, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext god knows why]] he [[AnthropicPrinciple decided to write]] these lyrics, much less perform them for Steven in the FramingDevice.
9	--> ''Some... say I have an erection''
10	--> ''That I'm a jerk''
11	--> ''But the moment that I shit myself''
12	--> ''I flyYyYyY like a cock''
13	--> ''Sos like a cock''
14	--> ''Crarc like a cock''
15	--> ''I'm just a penis''
16	* Either [[NonindicativeName there was no marching band]], or Greg or his manager have no idea what a marching band is.
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18	!! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKmPfBRzvcY Stets gets arrested for space arson]]
19	* Stets tries to find his friends, and [[FailedASpotCheck runs right past Pearl and Amethyst]] ''while looking right at them''. Doubly funny when you realize they're sitting in an [[CardboardPrison open cell with no destabilizer field]] and could just leave. Later, Stets [[MistakenIdentity mixes up]] Sapphire, Garnet, and Lapis.
20	* Stets offering to free Lapis:
21	--> '''Stets:''' Lapis, I can get you out!
22	--> '''Lapis:''' [[NoJustNoReaction Stop!]]
23	--> '''Stets:''' [[StoppedCaring Okay!]] [''He and Ruby run backwards through the hall.'']
24	* Jasper tells Peridot to [[RunningGag stop singing]]. [[NonSequitur Even though she wasn't.]]
25	* For some reason, in the next scene, Peridot is wearing a tiny cat smile that makes her expression impossible to read.
26	* Sapphire's song, a drawn-out, apathetic "uhhhh" over a heavy metal instrumental.
27	* Followed by Ruby and Sapphire's reunion.
28	--> '''Sapphire:''' Booby!
29	--> [''They embrace with a SickeningCrunch'']
30	--> '''Ruby:''' Did they hurt you?
31	--> '''Sapphire:''' No, no, I'm okay--
32	--> '''Ruby:''' [''interrupting''] Who cares?!
33	--> '''Sapphire:''' I--[[SuddenlyShouting DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!]]
34	--> [''They instantly fuse into Garnet anyway.'']
35	* Garnet's FalseReassurance:
36	--> '''Garnet:''' Stets, find the others.
37	--> '''Stets:''' But I don't know where they are!
38	--> '''Garnet:''' It's okay, Stets. [''[[DissonantSerenity smiling]]''] [[SuddenlyShouting There's no time!]]
39	--> [''Stets stares before running off'']
40	* Jasper preemptively tells Garnet to quit singing. Garnet [[{{Troll}} simply chuckles and says]] "[[BluntNo no.]]"
41	* The "Stronger Than You" edit has several moments:
42	--> '''Garnet:''' ''Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able~''\
43	[''Jasper [[InstantlyProvenWrong immediately]] throws her across the room. Garnet bounces and lands, [[DissonantSerenity still smiling]], with a SickeningCrunch. Cut to black.'']\
44	'''Garnet:''' Shit. ''[[{{Touche}} I think you're able]]''\
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46	'''Garnet:''' ''This is who we are''\
47	'''Jasper:''' [''distantly''] [-[[RunningGag Stop singing!]]-]\
48	'''Garnet:''' [''regarding a realistic leg of ham''] ''[[CaptainObvious This is ham]]''\
49	''And if you think you can stop me then you need to stop''
50	* Peridot, while tied up in Amethyst's whip, yells "[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Touch that! You clods know what you're doing!]]" with her original angry expression and tone.
51	* Pearl's [[Funny/StevenUniverseSeason1B already funny]] reaction to interfacing with the ship controls is edited into one of the high notes from "Theatre/ThePhantomOfTheOpera".
52	* Peridot slams her face against the floor. Instead of it calling up an escape pod, she just lies there.
53	* Garnet's "This shit is going down!" The last word is [[AutoTune Auto-Tuned]] to, well, go down.
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55	!! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNwtyv-nVVk Stets Fights Colin Firth on TV]]
56	* Greg suddenly slams his son with a giant hammer the size of his body, [[MusicalisInterruptus causing the theme song to abruptly stop]].
57	* The [[BitingTheHandHumor ribbing]] at the [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse source material]]. The title card reads "Cry for Forever" (and is naturally edited together like a CutAndPasteNote). Then Amethyst complains, "I don't get this cartoon, man" while [[RecursiveCanon watching Pearl cry on Stets' television]]. When the show cuts to static and Stets is mildly disappointed, she tells him "Why don't you cry about it?" while trying to fix it.
58	* The [[WordSaladHumor full contents of Peridot's message]] to Yellow Diamond are "[[SuddenlyShouting SEX!]] -- This is shit."
59	* Garnet throws Pearl into the air as part of their fusion dance, and she doesn't come back down. [[BrickJoke It happens again later.]]
60	--> '''Garnet:''' [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight hm…]]
61	* Sardonyx's first lines and consistently distorted NoblewomansLaugh.
62	--> '''Sardonyx:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck This sucks.]] From the soon-to-be Fornication Hub[[{{Tradesnark}} ™]]. Oh my stars! [[BlatantLies It isn't Stets!]] We finally meet! What am I saying? [[NonSequitur CORKS!]] [''laughs'']\
63	…I could literally squish you right now! [[TemptingFate It would not be ha]]--[''SickeningCrunch'']
64	* Stets briefly points and laughs at Sardonyx for being a fusion, which is [[AdaptationPersonalityChange so flagrantly unlike]] [[AllLovingHero Steven]] that it's hilarious.
65	* "Elephant."
66	* Garnet's bizarre crouching gait that Stets sees through the telescope.
67	* In TheStinger, Jasper [[RageAgainstTheAuthor yells at]] Creator/RebeccaSugar to [[RunningGag stop singing]].
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69	!! [[https://youtu.be/FROVluhxJnM Stets goes moon hunting]]
70	* The take on the new ThemeTune, which cuts past virtually all of the new Theme Tune:
71	--> '''Garnet:''' ''We…''
72	--> '''Amethyst:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
73	--> '''Stets:''' And Steven!
74	* The song:
75	--> '''Stets:''' ''Isn't it shitty?''
76	--> '''Peridot:''' That's exceedingly simple.
77	--> '''Stets:''' ''[[SelfDeprecation We're making shitty music]]''
78	--> ''Life and death and [[AccentuateTheNegative death and]]''
79	--> '''Peridot:''' ''death and''
80	--> '''Stets:''' ''death and''
81	--> '''Amethyst:''' ''death and''
82	--> '''Pearl:''' ''[[BrokenRecord death and]] [[NonSequitur war on the moon]]''
83	--> '''Peridot:''' ''I think you're all queer''
84	--> ''[[LGBTAwakening But I guess I am too]]''
85	--> ''Anybody would be if they were stuck on''
86	--> '''Stets:''' [''whispering''] [-[[NonSequitur The moooon…!]]-]
87	* "Hey, look over here! [[AlienAnimals I think it's a deer!]] Uhh… yup! UsefulNotes/{{Wii}} on the moon!"
88	** Promptly followed by Pearl demanding that Amethyst [[DeathSeeker "please blow them all into space"]].
89	* Peridot calling the control panel [[CallBack elephant]].
90	* Followed by her telling Stets he can't use the throne [[ToiletHumor as a toilet]] because it can be remotely detonated ([[RuleOfFunny even though]] [[FridgeLogic it's for the Diamonds]]). Cue [[StuffBlowingUp low-quality explosion]].
91	* The reveal that the fate of the Earth could have been Greg. Specifically, the Greg from Pearl's dream in "[[Recap/StevenUniverseS2E13ChilleTid Chille Tid]]", with pizza sliding out of his mouth. This gets several [[CallBack Call-Backs]] in later videos, too.
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93	!! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iiaFlEbDBQ Stets Goes Birdwatching]]
94	* [[CaptainObvious Amethyst is purple.]]
95	* Amethyst moves a checker to the same square, to [[KickingMyOwnButt her own surprise]] (like in ''WesternAnimation/GerisGame'').
96	* Stets [[{{Shipping}} asking about]] [[PortmanteauCoupleName Pearlmethyst]].
97	* Both of Amethyst's descriptions of her relationship with Pearl. Their ship is "the two of us, mashed together." Their [[FusionDance fusion]], Opal, [[CaptainObvious is a stone]]. Meanwhile, Pearl's explanations keep getting interrupted.
98	* "We only form Opal when it's difficult and a mess!"
99	* When Stets goes to greet Garnet, a rock teleports into his hands, which he thanks Garnet for as he runs off.
100	* Stets' [[BluntNo blunt refusal]] to "keep the harmony".
101	* "So… when you fuse, do you turn into a ''giant'' giant woman? Or a [[SuddenlyShouting GIANT BIRD??]]"
102	* Stets dressed up as a clown to [[SelfDeprecation make fun of]] [[RecursiveCanon [=StetsUninu=] videos]], with his face covered by an ExpoLabel.
103	--> '''A [=StetsUninu=] video:''' No, it's funny!
104	--> '''Pearl:''' [[SelfDeprecation How?]]
105	--> '''A [=StetsUninu=] video:''' Uh--hmmh… Wait, wait, wait! I wrote some jokes!
106	--> '''Amethyst:''' What…?
107	--> '''A [=StetsUninu=] video:''' Meme!
108	* Lion biting Stets, complete with--[[RunningGag you guessed it]]--SickeningCrunch
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110	!! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_wAnNZGjDQ Stets Trips on a Swordfish]]
111	* The title card reads "[[Recap/StevenUniverseS1E16StevenTheSwordFighter Sword to the Torso]]".
112	* Stets and Connie's song about being in perfect harmony is [[FunWithSubtitles horribly]] out of tune.
113	* "Completely dedicated to a person… and a cock."
114	* Pearl summons Holo-Rose, who [[WishFulfillment asks her]] to "[[DoYouWantToCopulate engage in gay sex]]". [[CrossesTheLineTwice In front of Rose's son.]] Later goes even farther with Pearl's outburst of "Why won't you just do me, Rose?"
115	* The song:
116	--> '''Pearl:''' ''Keep your [[IncrediblyLamePun eyes]] [[LiteralMetaphor wide]]''
117	--> '''Connie:''' ''With my short existence''
118	--> '''Pearl:''' [''firmly''] [[BigNo No!]]
119	* Connie slams Stets' door open and we hear shattering glass. After a [[{{Beat}} moment's pause]], she closes it [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere as if to leave]].
120
121	!! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpWlh1B6RIQ Stets at the Gallery]]
122	* Garnet riding the teacups and saying "whee" in the cadence of the ThemeTune.
123	* The title card is "[[RunningGag Bees]]".
124	* "'''Lapis, flapis!'''"
125	** Lapis proceeds to not "flapis". Instead, she just [[BeatPanel stares silently at Peridot with a slightly creepy smile]].
126	* [[PortmanteauCoupleName Lapidot]]'s meme gallery.
127	-->'''Peridot:''' You see, I have this idea. What if we made jokes, but instead of ''things'', we used dicks?
128	--> '''Amethyst:''' That's dumb.
129	--> '''Lapis:''' [[CallASmeerpARabbit I've been calling it "memes".]] Here's my meme. ''gestures to a sculpture depicting [[MemeticMutation Steven's memetic facial expression from Together Breakfast.]]'' This is Steven. [[ShapedLikeItself It reminds me of Steven.]]
130	--> '''Steven:''' [''with the same face''] Hey, yeah!
131	* Peridot's is three… [[AmbiguousSituation sculptures? clones?]] of herself [[Recap/StevenUniverseS2E21CatchAndRelease spinning around in toilets]].
132	* "What are you even doing [[{{Shipping}} pairing yourself with her]]?"
133	* Peridot screaming "Hey Lapis, are you gay!?" at the top of her lungs. And then she doesn't take her word for it.
134	* When Lapis fails to catch the bowtie, it hits her weakly in the face with a paff and covers her nose. Her [[TheStoic unwavering bored expression]] [[TheComicallySerious makes it all the funnier]].
135	* The "[[UnusualEuphemism exit marks]]" being treated as if they're assholes.
136	* Stets [[FailedASpotCheck has to ask if he's underwater]]. (It's bread.)
137	* This, from Amethyst:
138	--> '''Amethyst:''' It's about who I wanna be!
139	--> '''Stets and Peridot:''' Yeah!
140	--> '''Amethyst:''' And I wanna be dirt!
141	--> '''Peridot:''' Yeah!
142	--> '''Stets:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Huh?]]
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144	!! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnrutOsGgpQ Stets Goes to Space Jail]]
145	* The edited version of the extended ThemeTune:
146	--> '''Garnet:''' ''I will fight for memes''
147	--> '''Pearl:''' ''I will fuck Rose Quartz''
148	--> '''Amethyst:''' ''I will fight Music/IronMaiden''
149	--> '''Stets:''' ''I will fight everybody''
150	--> '''All:''' ''Music/EazyE's [[NoodleIncident against us]]''
151	--> ''[[BaitAndSwitchComment This won't be easy but]] [[RefusalOfTheCall we're not gonna do it]]''
152	* The title card credits [[DirtyCoward Coward]], [[GenericName John Joeston]], and [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Gengar]] as [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits the episode's writers and storyboarders]].
153	* "These Amethysts, they're really, really… [[CallBack Greg]]!"
154	* Holly Blue assures her guests that she'll only be a moment, throws two Amethysts to the ground for no reason (with obligatory SickeningCrunch), and returns to the hallway [[LiteralMetaphor all in the span of a second]].
155	* Yellow Diamond seems [[NoSympathy completely fed up]] with Blue's mourning.
156	--> '''Yellow Diamond:''' I'm here to bring you [[Music/{{Eminem}} BACK TO REALITY]]. … Pearl. Make her better.[[note]]Ironically, Blue Diamond ''herself'' would become able to [[GettingSmiliesPaintedOnYourSoul paint smiles on the soul]] as of ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverseFuture''.[[/note]]
157	* Yellow Diamond's song starts with a CallBack to Sapphire's, and doesn't get much less chaotic throughout.
158	--> ''Tell me, what's the use of feeling… [[LastSecondWordSwap boobs]]''
159	--> ''YES, of course we still love [[RunningGag bees]]''
160	--> ''And we're always thinking of her butt''[[note]][[Recap/StevenUniverseS4E14ThatWillBeAll That is]], [[CrossesTheLineTwice Pink Diamond's]][[/note]]
161	--> ''Don't you know I miss her t0o0o0o0o0?''
162	--> ''But tell me… what's the use of memes?''
163	* Holly Blue approaches Blue Diamond to tell her, "sex." Yellow turns to Blue and asks if ''that''[='=]s what she wants.
164	* "[[InherentlyFunnyWords myaim]]"
165	* The audio for Yellow Diamond's and Stets' claps are swapped.
166	* Holly Blue proves to have a one-track mind, as she starts raving about the Diamonds' [[InvisibleAnatomy apparently invisible]] anatomy for the ''entire'' walk back to the ship.
167	* We hear [[SickeningCrunch more crunching]] as Garnet punches [[HateSink Holly Blue]], knocking her over. Pearl taunts "You're really gonna die", pokes her with [[SuddenAnatomy three hands]], and calls her "dude".
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169	!! [[https://stetsuninu.tumblr.com/post/613784082229428224/ytp-stets-hits-up-the-7-11-and-finds-fruit-at Stets Hits Up the 7-11]]
170	* In the title theme, the camera flies into Garnet's face and [[CameraAbuse cracks]]. After a pause, [[TheShowMustGoOn the backing track keeps playing]].
171	* Someone named Grape Eater is listed three times in the opening credits.
172	* Garnet vibrates like a cellphone, stands up to say "Rose…" and sits back down calmly.
173	* "[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You never know shit! What else is there to say?]]"
174	* Sapphire uses the warp pad and is still there when the beam of light disappears. Ruby still collapses to her knees and gives a PrecisionFStrike [[Recap/StevenUniverseS5E19NowWereOnlyFallingApart as though]] Sapphire left.
175	--> '''Stets:''' Shit tight, Ruby. [[AsymmetricDilemma We'll go and get]] [[SkewedPriorities snacks]].
176	* Stets then offers Sapphire yogurt.
177	* The incredibly awkward staredown between Pink Diamond and Pearl, which Pink punctures with "cock" of all conversation topics. After another [[OverlyLongGag extended]] bout of silence, Pearl replies "Yes."
178	* "Look at this, Pearl! We're creating ''[[MundaneMadeAwesome nothing]]!''"
179	* A newly emerged Amethyst power-walks directly into Pink Diamond, [[AchievementsInIgnorance even though]] Pink isn't physically there. In the next scene, Pink (now disguised as Rose) is amazed by the Amethysts marching back and forth.
180	* Followed shortly by this exchange:
181	--> '''Rose Quartz:''' We're actually fucking! [[CaptainObvious I couldn't have done this on my own!]]
182	--> '''Pearl:''' You're welcome, my [[CallBack dude]].
183	--> '''Rose Quartz:''' [''makes a velar forward-reversed noise''] You're really fucking smart.
184	* Rose has a solemn realization.
185	--> '''Rose Quartz:''' All this life that's been growing wild here on Earth… '''None of it will survive my behind.''' [''DramaticThunder'']
186	* Once again, the forward-reversed noises Rose makes as Pearl tries to lift her.
187	* As she shuffles on top of Rose, Pearl comments that they are being "[[ProperlyParanoid very loud.]]"
188	* Pearl calms Sapphire down in a ''very'' StrangeMindsThinkAlike moment.
189	--> '''Pearl:''' Garnet changed nothing. [[SecretlySelfish Rose wanted to fight for herself. She wanted shellfish.]]
190	--> '''Sapphire:''' That's just how I felt when I came here with… [''gasps''] [[CallBack Booby]]!
191	* Sapphire warps in on "Booby"--which is apparently her AffectionateNickname, now--just to call herself "so saucy" and immediately warp back out.
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193	!! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhcEVM3WG_4 Stets Drops the Eggs]]
194	* The episode being an AprilFoolsDay prank means [[TrollingCreator there are only a few seconds]] of ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverseFuture'' edits. The bulk of it is Sunstone [[DissonantSerenity happily]] saying [[SpoofAesop it's cool to]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice jump off a cliff]].
195	* The title card reads "Robotnik" and credits [[Characters/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Scratch and Grounder]] as writers and storyboarders.
196	* "It's payback time, hedgehog!" [[LiteralMetaphor Sonic pays him back.]]
197	* Robotnik orders Grounder to run over his foot.
198	* "I'm gonna make chicken broth that's blue!" Leads to a few soup-based [[BrickJoke Brick Jokes]].

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