1 | * The entire DramaticReading. |
2 | * Chapter 9. Just...Chapter 9. |
3 | ** Annabeth turning into a "grape with no soul," thanks to purple magic. |
4 | * Flavia's narration: |
5 | ** Annbeth was there in preppy clothes holding hands with Percy Jackson and they were smoking Pot. |
6 | *** "Annabeth had herpees from smoking Pot." |
7 | ** I put on my headphones and moshed to some Simple Plan under the ehtereal light from the full moon. |
8 | ** I cut his stomach and something fell out, [[ArtisticLicenseBiology it was his spleen but people can live without their spleen]] so I stabbed him again. |
9 | ** "I love you both!" I yelled, "I can't chose one of you over the other one, your both equally hot!" (I liked them 4 other reasons too ok cause I'm not a slut.) |
10 | ** The sun dassled [Nico's] statue abs and his pecks were like pale plates. [[{{Squick}} I felt them and made out with him a little, he was still sleeping (but it was ok because I knew that he wanted me to.)]] |
11 | ** They were raicest and crule but their hearts were good. |
12 | ** [[CrossesTheLineTwice Kronos laughed like Hitler after killing a Jew.]] |
13 | ** Hate drove me like preemium fule. |
14 | ** "U prep!" I screamed like the title wave in a ladder with blue rain streeking across the Olympics. But he made that noise like when u stick a sharp thing in a prep and twist it a little. |
15 | ** Apollo was super hot it, was like all the hot guys in the world got melted until it was soft and pored in a statue an that statue was Apollo. |
16 | ** His eyes were deep like a hot tub but a deep one like a jakuzzi. |
17 | ** I was even more confussed, I knew once again that Artmeis had cursed me, [[SoBeautifulItsACurse too many guys wanted me]]! "SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP YOU BASTADS!" |
18 | ** [[CaptainObvious "I was only a baby when I was borned.]] But evern as a baby I was slim an pale not looking like a fukin tomato like all teh other babys." |
19 | ** [[{{Dissimile}} "My lips were like a rainbow of only red."]] |
20 | * "Hey do I get something," said Albaster. "No because your the bastard spawn of Hecate" Said Hades |
21 | * "I effing exiled you!" Yelled Chiron behind us! [[NoIndoorVoice "HOW DARE YOU COME BACK, YOU INSIDIUS BITCH SNAKE?"]] |
22 | ** "Hey, I'm not gonna stay, calm down [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic brony,"]] I said ([[DontExplainTheJoke geddit, cause he's a center?]]) |
23 | * Albaster [[FreudianSlip shit]] magic |
24 | * [[GroinAttack I kicked him in teh cocanuts]] so [[ArtisticLicenseBiology he could never conceve.]] |
25 | * Artmeis eyes flashed. "[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK THOU!]]" She yelled. |
26 | * The author's notes. |
27 | ** If your a hater you need a Life, if your so good you write a publish book not flame real writes ok!An Im not a Troll I don't even like homestuck ok? |
28 | ** Im ignoring u anyway flamers, so in ur [[FreudianSlip feces]]!This story's not funny ok, its serious ppl die ok? |
29 | ** Flamers: Ur all pathetic and u Suck. It is ur jelousy that makes u Suck. So keep sucking bitches, u have no get a life. |
30 | ** I said b4 this is serious, lots of ppl will get killed maybe even some of the [=MCs=] so dont laugh bitches PS [[TakeThatCritics The monsters in this part reprisent u, flamers! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]] |
31 | ** Auto correct is 4 da preps, dis is my story my dream my life [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch so back off bitches!]] |
32 | ** [[BlatantLies U think I read da reviews]], Im gonna spell it like I want ok, [[InsaneTrollLogic da spelling we use in dis contry was invented by da preps anyways!]] Im a rebel like Flavia, I fight da Systum! |
33 | ** U guys say thats sick, you don't know the darkness and teh derpravity of Real life, its not all fairy tale rainbow [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} unicrons,]] if u cant handle this then thats your problem! |
34 | * Jason coming out as a brony: |
35 | ** “I indentify with the ponies, they are leaders in heart, but their lifes are colorful and adventures. And sometimes evil tries to destroy their world but they fight with brave power." |
36 | ** [[FelonyMisdemeanor How Flavia reacts to it:]] |
37 | *** “Jason, do you are a fucking brony?!” |
38 | *** "He serves teh Fluttershy, not the gods of Olympus." |
39 | ** And at the end, he serves as a bridesmaid at Flavia's wedding - "Jason was a brony, so that's kind of like a girl." |
40 | * Flavia somehow hides a dagger, a whip, an axe, a bow, and a handgun [[VictoriasSecretCompartment in her bra.]] |
41 | * Flavia's repeated insistence that [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial she is not a "socapath,"]] usually after [[HypocriticalHumor doing something sociopathic.]] |
42 | * "Zeus said thou art hot an hot ppl should have the rite to make out with other hot ppl" Artmeis explaned. |
43 | * [[HistoricalDomainCharacter Socrates]] (yes, [[Creator/{{Socrates}} that Socrates]]) shows up in New Rome...[[OutOfCharacter as a witch doctor.]] |
44 | * The "finale [[Series/{{Psych}} Dule.]]" |
45 | * Flavia's HeroicBSOD caused by [[DeathIsCheap dead characters randomly showing up in later chapters.]] "She was dead but just to make sure I threw teh lighting of Zeus at her an she dispersed, an she was dead cause [[SuddenlyShouting ITS ABOUT FUKING TIME SOMEONE I KILLED STAY FUKIN DEAD."]] |
46 | * Both courtroom scenes. [[ArtisticLicenseLaw Hanna does not know how a court operates.]] |
47 | ** "OBJECTICON" Yelled Athena. |
48 | ** "Thou hast been...served!" |
49 | ** "Look Im sorry but I can't have 2 lawyers, thats just not how court works ok. Maybe 1 of you can be on teh jury instead or maybe like a judge or something" |
50 | ** "Moshion 66...moshion to suk it" |
51 | * Cerberus is misspelled as [[ComicBook/XMen Cerebros.]] |
52 | * Flavia breaking it to Jason that [[RightForTheWrongReasons Fluttershy isn't real]]...[[ComicallyMissingThePoint she's an actress dressed up.]] |
53 | * "I [[RougeAnglesofSatin snerked metaphysickally]]." |
54 | * [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment "I saw a terkey that wondered past, it seemed to me like this was a vishion and the face of Hera looked at me from the face of this terkey with mocking."]] |
55 | * The wild [[RougeAnglesOfSatin bore.]] Suddently the bore busted from a tree! |
56 | * "Remember Artmeis wise advise, 'Behind every great person there are some haters.' This is truly a correct knowledge." |
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